Zombie Xi's rice bug life

Listening to Ji Xi's nonsensical words, Chen Zheng tried his best not to go berserk. If Ji Xi hadn't used his supernatural ability to suppress Chen Zheng just now, he would have been burned by Chen Zheng long ago with his current way of talking to death. It's a charred corpse.

"Old Chen, how many people are there in our organization, can I be the leader if I join?"

A good-looking person can say words that can be sloppy, which makes Chen Zheng, who has obsessive-compulsive disorder, extremely uncomfortable.He suppressed the discomfort in his heart and said: "Yes, as long as you are capable enough, you can defeat the existing management and take the position you want."

"Don't tell me, I like this kind of management system, it fits the temperament of people in our martial arts. No, how many people do we have under our command? Don't be small fish and small shrimps, it's so boring." Ji Xi continued to pretend to inquire. information.

"The current number of supernatural beings in our Dragon City Branch is 150 people. If you join, it will be 150 people." In order to win over Ji Xi, Chen Zheng exhausted all his patience in his life.

"More than 100?" Ji Xi frowned slightly, and reluctantly said: "Okay, more than 100 people is not too small. If it is military management, it is equivalent to several classes."

"It's equivalent to a company." Chen Zheng couldn't help pinching the throbbing eyebrows.

"Is there only more than 100 people in a company?" Ji Xi pouted as if he had never seen the market, and said, "I thought there were thousands of people in a company, but it turned out that there were only more than 100 people, so be a company commander. It's not very majestic."

"The people in our organization are all supernatural beings, how can ordinary soldiers compare to them!" Chen Zheng did not hide the contempt in his eyes.

"That's true. In fact, it's not bad to be a company commander. Hey, no, it's a deputy company commander. The company commander is old Chen. The work in the organization depends on you. How can I say..." Ji Xi frowned and thought about it, and said, "Oh, yes, it's 'You are responsible for making money to support the family, and I am responsible for being beautiful', it seems to be so."

Chen Zheng seriously doubted the correctness of his win over Ji Xi. If such a bad-witted guy caused any trouble to the organization, wouldn't he be at a disadvantage.But Chen Zheng thought about it again, Ji Xi's brain is not good, but his strength is strong, as long as he uses it well, he must be a good shooter in the future.When Chen Zheng thought about it this way, Ji Xi became more pleasing to the eye, and said: "That sentence is not suitable for us when used between husband and wife."

"Really? Never mind, anyway, that's what it means, you just need to understand it."

Ji Xi didn't feel ashamed of his ignorance at all, and made Chen Zheng frowned again, saying: "Since you want to be the second in command, in addition to strong force, you also need to have a certain self-restraint, so that you can obey public."

"Cultivation? That's for those who are hard-working scholars. We martial arts practitioners pay attention to conquering people with martial arts. If a word is wrong, just go straight to it. Whoever wins has the final say." Ji Xi suddenly Thinking of something, he changed his tone and said, "Of course, that was before. Now I am cultivating myself in the mountains, and I have also read a lot of books."

"Oh? Then what books have you read?" Reading is Chen Zheng's great hobby, and what Ji Xi said aroused his interest.

""How do martial arts masters become masters?", "Ten ways to practice light kung fu well", "Can invulnerability really block bullets?"..." Ji Xi was just talking nonsense.

Chen Zheng felt that the question he asked just now was so stupid, he interrupted Ji Xi's eloquence and said, "Since you plan to join the organization, come back with me."

"What time is it?" Ji Xi asked suddenly.

Chen Zheng looked at the time on his watch and said, "It's two o'clock in the morning, what's wrong?"

"It's only two o'clock, and you're going down the mountain in the dark. You have good eyesight, but I can't do it. Or you can just stay with me for the night, and let's go when I pack up my things tomorrow morning."

Chen Zheng looked at the simple wooden house, frowning tightly, but Ji Xi was right, if he really had to go down the mountain, it would be really inconvenient for him to take a blind man with him at night.

"Let's go, let's go into the house, it's very cold at night."

Ji Xi walked up the steps first, but forgot that the steps were burned by fire just now, he stepped on it, with a "click", the steps broke, and his feet sank directly into it.Ji Xi said "Oops", endured the pain, pulled out his foot, and said cursingly: "This is done by someone who gave birth to a child and didn't have sex. It hurts me to death."

Chen Zheng, who was still sitting on the wooden bench, looked at Ji Xi with a dark complexion, but when he saw that his ankle was burned, his complexion softened a bit, which also proved that Ji Xi was indeed blind.

Ji Xi limped up the steps and sat down on the ground, still cursing and saying: "Oh, if I let me know who did this, I will beat him to the teeth, I promise He doesn't even know his own mother. Old Chen, who the hell wanted to burn down my house just now, tell me, I will go to him to settle the score."

The veins on Chen Zheng's forehead started to protrude again, and he said with an ugly face, "It's me."

Ji Xi was startled, and then said: "Old Chen, you are too unreasonable. My little family property is in a wooden house. If you burn it to me, then I will be completely pauper. No way." , you see, I was injured because of you, and you have to compensate me, medical expenses, lost work expenses, mental damage expenses, house repair expenses... Well, for the sake of our good relationship, let's count first These, a total of [-] will do.”

Chen Zheng looked at the blisters on Ji Xi's feet, looked at the steps he had stepped on, and said, "Lost wages? What do you work for?"

"Isn't this going back to the organization with you tomorrow? You have to be paid to join the organization. No matter what happens to my foot injury, I have to rest for half a month. I must have lost wages."

"What about the house repair fee? You have already returned to the organization with me. Does this wooden house still need repairs?"

"If one day I want to go back to the mountains and forests again, don't I have to come back? This house repair fee is also necessary."

Chen Zheng was choked up by his fallacies, and Ji Xi was so mad at him that Chen Zheng chose to shut up.

Chen Zheng shut up, but Ji Xi didn't stop talking, and said familiarly: "Old Chen, there is a medicine box in the black backpack on the east wall of my room, go and get it for me, and help me apply the medicine and bandage it." .”

"You are a mutant, this injury will heal tomorrow, there is no need to bandage it." Chen Zheng looked at Ji Xiwu's pitch-black feet, and resolutely refused.

"Old Chen, if the wound is not treated, it will heal, but it will also leave scars. You see, my body is perfect from top to bottom. If I leave scars, then I will not hate you for the rest of my life. Besides, this is you You can't put on your pants and deny the crime you committed..."

"Shut up!" Chen Zheng couldn't bear it anymore, he cut off Ji Xi's words through gritted teeth, and said, "Okay, I'll help you with the medicine, don't talk anymore."

Ji Xi muttered in a low voice, "If you don't speak, then you won't be able to suffocate me."

Chen Zheng stood up and walked towards the wooden house. Looking at the mess inside, his head hurt even more. He suppressed the discomfort in his heart, found the backpack in Ji Xi's mouth, took out the medicine box inside, and walked out quickly in three or two steps. .

Chen Zheng put the medicine box beside Ji Xi and said, "I got the medicine box, you can take the medicine yourself."

The corner of Ji Xi's mouth twitched and said, "Old Chen, you really need to take medicine for your forgetfulness. I'm such a blind man, and you asked me to take medicine, isn't it obviously embarrassing others?"

Chen Zheng was silent for a while, just when Ji Xi thought that Chen Zheng would throw him another fireball, he heard Chen Zheng say: "I'll give you [-], and you can apply the medicine yourself."

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fifty thousand? "Ji Xi, who was crying out in pain just now, immediately beamed with joy and said, "Add [-] to the [-] compensation, and that's [-].Old Chen, I didn't expect you to be an invisible rich man. "

A mere 8 yuan can make Ji Xi smile into a flower, Chen Zheng's eyes showed disdain, and he said, "Well, it's only [-] yuan."

"That's fine, I'll do it myself. It's just that my feet must be dirty, and there's no water in the bucket, so please trouble Lao Chen, go to the stream and get me some water. I'll wash the wound first, and then apply medicine." Bandage."

Looking at the empty bucket next to him, Chen Zheng's face darkened. He spent 5 yuan and had to be treated as a servant girl. No matter what he thought about it, he wanted to throw a fireball and burn him to death.

Ji Xi keenly sensed the danger from Chen Zheng. Seeing that he hadn't moved, Ji Xi called out: "Old Chen, Lao Chen, why are you in a daze? I'm still waiting to clean the wound. Xiaoxi It’s not far from here, you can see it about 50 meters from here to the east.”

After a long time of mental preparation, Chen Zheng finally gave up his plan to burn Ji Xi to death, stooped to pick up the bucket with a dark complexion, and walked towards the creek.

Listening to the sound of footsteps that were fading away, Ji Xi counted the time in his mind. Now it has been more than an hour since Jian Shu and the others left. If all goes well, they should have reached the halfway up the mountain. As long as he drags on for another hour, then They are safe.

This Chen Zheng mastered the power of the fire department. In this winter mountain forest, the harm would be huge. If possible, he didn't want to fight Chen Zheng, so he could only follow his will.It's just that Ji Xi is more worried that if Jian Shu and the others return to the military headquarters, they will definitely bring someone back to rescue him, and his identity as a supernatural person may also be exposed. organizations of capable persons, and human beings who are exclusive.

Looking at the pitch-black mountains and forests around him, Ji Xi made up his mind to pay attention. In order to avoid such a thing from happening, he decided to follow Chen Zheng down the mountain.

After a short meeting, Ji Xi heard footsteps again, and from the direction of the sound, it should be Chen Zheng who came back from fetching water.Chen Zheng lifted the bucket to Ji Xi's side and said, "Here comes the water."

"It's winter, and it's midnight. If you want to get water from the stream, you really have to be old Chen."

Ji Xi was right. When Chen Zheng came to the creek, the water was already frozen. If it wasn't for his ability to control fire, it would have taken some effort to fetch water.

Seeing that Chen Zheng didn't speak, he went on to say: "Old Chen, I have to trouble you to get me a basin. There is hot water in the thermos in the room, please pour me some."

Chen Zheng endured and endured, and finally did as Ji Xi said, and put the basin filled with hot water beside Ji Xi, and said impatiently: "If you are still talking, I will set the fire here. It's all burned."

Ji Xi curled her lips and muttered in a low voice: "Just now I said you need to be self-restraining, tsk tsk..."

Chen Zheng clenched his hands tightly, and a fireball appeared in the air...