Two pots of water

The moment his head slammed on the door, Jiang Chu really wanted to curse, Tan Zui, are you a fucking tiger?

When he stood up with his head supported, he saw Tan Zui walking towards the bathroom with a somewhat irritable pace that wanted to rub but was not easy to do. Suddenly, his buzzing mind roughly restored the incident.

Jiang Chu raised his hand, stared at his five fingers and shook it. The feeling of holding something just now gradually recovered in his palm. He couldn't help leaning against the wall, and cursed "fuck" with a low smile.

Originally, when he drank too much, his laughing point became low, and as he repeatedly recalled the scene just now, he couldn't stop laughing more and more.

When Tan Zui came out of the bathroom with a dark face, Jiang Chu had just changed his shoes and threw himself on the sofa, secretly having fun with one leg crossed, while Zhou Teng looked at him inexplicably.

"Did I grab your dick just now?" Jiang Chu was sure that he must have drunk it, he heard his laughing voice and wanted to punch himself twice for Tan Zui, "Did you fall? Does it hurt? "

"Get out." Tan Zui gritted his teeth and said to him.

Jiang Chu rolled over and almost rolled off the sofa, laughing so hard that he wanted to vomit.

He didn't have to hold back when he got home, he propped himself off the sofa and stood up, went into the bathroom and vomited the drink he had mixed with wine at night, feeling better, and took a shower by the way.

He didn't realize that he didn't take his clothes until he took a shower.

The head that had been poured with hot water was a little uncomfortable, Jiang Chu pulled out the underwear he had just taken off and shook it off, not wanting to wear it too much.

He was thinking about going out with the bird open, anyway, Tan Zui is a younger brother and not a younger sister, he was still holding onto his younger brother just now...

Jiang Chu leaned back on the sink, and laughed again in a dizzy way.

He was laughing in the bathroom, and Tan Zui squatted face to face with Zhou Teng in the living room, teaching Zhou Teng to shake hands.

At this moment, his mood was like a mess of rags, stuck in his chest, it was basically like chewing a whole stick of cigarettes.

Jiang Chu grasped it with the inertia of falling down, and Tan Zui really suspected for a moment that he was going to be pulled away. Now it is still a little hot, and the feeling of being grabbed is always there, and he can't even tell whether it hurts or not. If you come out too much, you will feel bloated.

It is completely a torture that cannot be tolerated and does not behave well from the "root".

The most important thing for him to do now is to slam the door and go back to the bedroom to see if there are any other functional impacts.

However, Jiang Chu vomited and washed in the bathroom, and could sleep in it whenever he heard the sound. Tan Zui had taken care of drunks for too many years, and was afraid that Jiang Chu would turn around and drown again, so he could only hold back his discomfort and watch at the door. with.

Hearing a "jingle clang" in the bathroom, Tan Zui frowned and stood up, turned the doorknob and went straight into the bathroom.

Seeing Jiang Chu's state clearly, he pursed his lips, turned around and walked back to the living room.

He thought Jiang Chu had slipped and fell, but in fact Jiang Chu was just leaning on the table a little too loudly. He knocked the toothbrush, cup, toothpaste, etc. on the washstand into the washbasin, and he was holding the washbasin out naked. pick up.

Jiang Chu was taken aback by Tan Zui's sudden opening of the door, and subconsciously wanted to block it, but then realized that they were all old men and there was nothing to block.

The point is that now he wants to laugh when he sees Tan Zui's face.

"How did you say it was such a coincidence that I caught it all at once?" Anyway, the door opened, and Jiang Chu threw the underwear he pulled out back into the washing machine, and went straight out to put it on Tan Zui's shoulder.

The water on his body was not wiped dry, and his wet hair was pulled back from his head. A few drops of water splashed on Tan Zui's neck. They all leaned on him, their foreheads hung on Tan Zui's shoulders, and they smiled and said "Hey": "Dizzy."

Without opening his eyes, he could feel from Tan Zui's stiff aura that he really wanted to beat himself up.

Jiang Chu teased him now, and he probably behaved properly. He didn't take his reaction seriously at all, he just thought it was funny.

This younger brother is really more funny and interesting.

"Can you put on your pants?" Tan Zui asked in annoyance, he moved to the side, and Jiang Chu followed suit.

Fearing that the scene just now would be repeated again, Tan Zui could only grab Jiang Chu's arm and drag him into the bedroom.

Before, he thought that this person would only mutter and not be annoying after drinking. Zhou Teng really kicked his head.

"I'm going to sleep now, I'll wear it tomorrow." Jiang Chu was in a state of not thinking much at the moment, and while talking, he pulled Tan Zui's trouser waist again, "Are you today?" Is it in neutral gear? Or how can I catch it right?"

Tan Zui threw the man on the bed with his arm, unable to talk to the drunk person, Tan Zui himself was so angry that he was going to dizzy, no matter what position Jiang Chu was thrown in, he turned around and was about to go out .

Finally able to lie down, even though he was lying face down, Jiang Chu still sighed comfortably, and his consciousness immediately ran out in all directions.

Hearing that Tan Zui was about to close the door and go out, he closed his eyes and buried himself in the pillow, and called out again in a drowsy voice: "Tan Zui."

Tan Zui paused for a moment in closing the door, and with a sullen face, he put in the last bit of patience, staring at Jiang Chu's bare buttocks and waiting for him to speak.

"It's quite big." Jiang Chu's line from shoulder to buttocks trembled, and he laughed again in a muffled voice.

Tan Zui slammed the door hard with a "bang".

Jiang Chu slept until 10:30 the next day.

When he opened his eyes, he wondered if Tan Zui came to beat him up in the middle of the night. He was dazed with a headache, and sat up for a long time without regaining his senses.

He leaned against the head of the bed with a frizzy face for a while, looked at his second brother who had just woken up, and recalled why he suddenly fell asleep naked last night.

Probably remembering the whole process, Jiang Chu didn't know whether he thought it was more funny or more embarrassing. He pulled a pair of trousers from the closet and put them on, rubbing his head and shaking them out.

"Tan Zui?" He yelled first, went to the refrigerator and opened a bottle of soda water, but Tan Zui ignored him and found no one.

I went to the bathroom to check again, no.

Still asleep?

Jiang Chu knocked on the door of Qin Zuo's bedroom, pushed open a crack in the door to see, but there was no one there.

He was a little dazed, usually he would go to work when he got up, and he didn't know what activities Tan was going to.

Is it possible to catch a chick and run away?

Can't it?The clothes and bags were still in the closet, and the quilt was unfolded.

But thinking about the posture that Qin Zui usually put on his shoulders, he wished he could have a fight with him...

Jiang Chu clenched his hands, calmly analyzed his own strength, and it was still the same strength as if he drank too much.

The soda bottle was rattled by him, which made him suddenly nervous.

——Don't let him catch something wrong yesterday and go to the hospital by himself.

Jiang Chu felt his ass hurt when he thought about that sad and frightening scene, and various small advertisements for men's diseases flowed past his eyes.

Tan Zui was allergic on the first day he came here, and he became impotent in the second week. How could he explain this to Tan Shuman?

This kind of thing cannot be pondered over, the more you think about it, the more possibilities you can think of.

Jiang Chu was frightened by his own associations, and went to the study on the balcony to search, but there was no sign of Qin Zui, only Zhou Teng woke up from somewhere and jumped out, scratching his calf.

Jiang Chu kicked it aside, took a sip of soda water and searched for his phone.

He rummaged through for a long time before he took out his phone from the pocket of his trousers that had been thrown into the washing machine. He wanted to call Tan Zui, but he remembered that he didn't have his phone number at all, and he didn't add WeChat.

Just as he was about to call Jiang Liantian in a daze to ask if Tan Zui had gone to find his mother, there was a "sloppy" sound of keys outside the door, and Tan Zui was carrying a bagful of noodles and two celery plants, with August The morning heat is back.

"... Went to buy noodles?" Jiang Chu leaned against the door frame and let out a sigh of relief, seeing that there should be no problem.

The breath was not over yet, and he still had some vague memory images, because seeing Tan Zui's face instantly became clearer, and he didn't forget anything.

Even including yesterday's hand feeling, and my last sentence "it's quite big".

Hold.

Pretty big.

Jiang Chu, are you sick? It's a big sentence for a teenager who has been severely beaten!

He was embarrassed for a while, and wanted to say something embarrassingly, Tan Zui followed his gaze, put on his shoes expressionlessly, and walked to the kitchen with his noodles and celery.

"Are you still eating noodles?" Jiang Chu thought nothing to say.

Tan Zui stopped to look at him, and Jiang Chu immediately expressed sincerity: "It's very good, I want to eat noodles today."

Zhou Teng went around and rubbed Tan Zui's leg, and also meowed twice.

Qin Zui bent down to pet the cat, ignored Jiang Chu, and went to the kitchen to wash his hands.

Jiang Chu rubbed his nose and turned to wash.

After washing and returning, Jiang Chu was still not at ease.

He tried to squeeze himself when he first peed, and almost snorted on the side window sill.

In case Tan Zui did any harm, no matter how embarrassed he was to speak up and endure it, if something went wrong, he would lose the rest of his life.

"Tan Zui." Jiang Chu bit a cigarette and tried to sound sincere, "You, if there is anything wrong, you have to tell me."

Qin Zui's celery knife "clicked", and Jiang Chu bit the bullet and said, "This is quite important, eh."

The kitchen knife made another sound, this time it was not a "crack", but a "clang", and Tan Zui pinned it on the chopping board.

Then he took out something from the bag with a "scratch" and Jiang Chu was still looking at him trying to analyze whether it was a little swollen through his pants, so Tan Zui threw a small cardboard box over his chest.

He almost thought it was a kitchen knife flying over, so he quickly put his hands around it and took a look, the hangover medicine.

"Get out." Tan Zui continued chopping vegetables without even looking at him.