Two pots of water

"...I'll guess what it is," Jiang Chu stared at Tan Zui's door, "Limpy, how chic do you think you are?"

It is impossible to guess, and it is impossible to try.

How to try?Best try with Qin?try what?

Jiang Chu remembered that night when Tan Zui turned over and put him on the bed, his tailbone was still in a panic.

I really don't know how this kid came up with it, and how dare he say it so brazenly.

Try it.

Jiang Chu completely regarded Tan Zui's "try" as a means to change the topic, and pondered all night inexplicably.

Could it be that Tan Zui "tested" with others?

Fuck, who is he with!

Liang Xiaojia?

Impossible, if it is really the feeling of trying out with Liang Xiaojia, the two of them can be together directly, and there is no need to toss about this and that.

It was such a meaningless question that he even dreamed at night that Tan Zui was "trying".

The protagonists of "Try" include but are not limited to Liang Xiaojia, Du Miaomiao, Gao Xia, and even himself.

At the beginning, the camera was still spinning around, starting from Tan Zui leading Liang Xiaojia towards him, then suddenly shifted to Tan Zui being dragged by Du Miaomiao to catch fireflies, and Gao Xia's arm on Tan Zui's shoulder, knocking on the The hand on Qin Zui's leg plaster, and when the perspective returned to the home, he began to circle around the various pictures of Qin Zui.

From applying the medicine to cutting the pants, from the buttocks in the bathroom just now to the butt hooks, to the ashtray that was stuck under the buttocks when he heard the "brother" he called out that day ...

The final picture actually went directly beyond reality, adding a montage element—he dreamed that Tan Zui was propping up against the wall with one hand, and using a Fiki cup with the other hand in the bathroom, and he boldly called "Tan Zui" to push away At the bathroom door, Tan Zui kept his hands on, frowning slightly and turning his head to stare at him. At this moment, Zhou Teng jumped in front of his feet. The power at home was cut off. He heard in his palm the last time he fell and grabbed Tan Zui. feel.

Immediately afterwards, the voice of the old lady Zhao Lirong descended from the sky——

"Palace jade liquid wine, one hundred and eighty cups... how about this wine, let me tell you..."

In Jiang Chumeng's weightlessness, he suddenly opened his eyes and looked at the ceiling. The phone was still "buzzing" on the table, "It's actually that Erguotou, the plain boiled water...".

This alarm was set up in a bet with Da Ben before. He reached out to turn off the alarm, and when he moved his arms, he realized that his hands were stuck in his trousers at some point, clutching the bottom.

"... Fuck." He frowned and sat up, staring at his high-spirited Chen Bo.

It's been too long since I did it.

It's crazy.

"If you want me to say that you are also sick." Da Ben was holding a cup of herbal tea and sucking and sucking, "It's not that you didn't come to high school, why do you keep researching whether your brother is in love or not? Boys can do it if they do." how?"

Jiang Chu didn't tell Da Ben about Tan Zui's orientation, but expressed his concerns about Tan's first love in a tactful way, but was interrupted by Da Ben before he could finish expressing.

"And have you noticed that since you brought this younger brother home, you can't do without 'Qin Zui' three sentences a day." Da Ben continued, "Qin Zui comes and Tan Zui goes, your virtue is now It's the same as those mothers in the circle of friends who post about their babies, cats, and dogs all day long."

"Not really?" Jiang Chu smiled, "I haven't posted much about Zhou Teng either."

"You know that, too?" Da Ben sucked a piece of hawthorn into his mouth, and spat it back, "A cat looks like a bull terrier, so it's fine if you don't dry it out."

"Hey!" Jiang Chu turned his face away in disgust.

"Now I have to give you and old Du La a special group." Da Ben took out his phone.

"What group?" Jiang Chu asked.

"The empty-nester elderly reserve in the future, part-time, and the early-onset child-raising group for other people's addicted living fathers." Da Ben said.

"What a mess." Jiang Chu laughed for a long time.

Indeed, what Da Ben said was right, Jiang Chu also felt that since Qin Zui came, the axis of his life had changed.

Although I didn't have much focus before, I ate, drank and drank alone, and played with this small broken company. I had nothing to do with Daben and the others, and enjoyed myself.

Why do you have to think about it after you have an extra Qin Zui?

A while ago, Tan Zui went to school during the day, so he didn't have anything to worry about.

Now Tan Zui has bad legs, he has been late and left early several times, and he has been wandering around in the company all day, thinking about what to buy for Tan Zui for food and supplements, leaving the work to Da Ben and the others.

They were already very busy, but in the morning Tang Cai was serving a Party A who overthrew three plans, and her hair was like a chicken coop.

"Let's have a meal together after get off work in the evening." Jiang Chu made up his mind and said, "Let's all go."

"Who, Fang Zi and the others are still in the company?" Da Ben asked.

"Company." Jiang Chu took out his mobile phone and sent Tan Zui a message, "Today Tan Zui's classmate went to visit him at home, just to give them some space."

"We're almost there, is your brother at home?" Gao Xia asked on the phone, "Do I have to buy some fruit or something?"

"Not here, stop pretending." Qin Zui moved to the balcony and opened the window to look at the entrance of the community. At 06:30 in the evening, it was already dark. "Come up directly, Unit 1, Unit 403, Building [-]."

"What hypocrisy?" Gao Xia disagreed. "This is a sincere friendship between classmates. Look at who else is sincerely visiting you besides me. Those two are just joining in the fun."

As soon as he finished his sentence sincerely, he said again: "Well, don't buy it, let's go to the house and get something to eat. I see that Du Miaomiao and Lu Yao are working on a 1.5-meter-large fruit basket. I have to stop them and let it go. I carry this thing upstairs and I'd rather go back to school and do the math."

Qin Zui smiled and put down the phone.

For some reason, he suddenly thought that this should be the first time he experienced a classmate coming to his house to "play" with him since he was a child.

In the past, in my hometown, except for Liang Xiaojia who would go to his door every day to wait for him to go to school with him, few classmates were willing to go to Jiumengzi's house.

He also doesn't like to be in contact with those classmates. Good students don't stick to him, and he is surrounded by dubious students. It's okay to eat together occasionally, and go to Internet cafes together when he doesn't want to go to class. go together.

There was a period of time when Qin's "hate" towards Tan Shuman was the strongest, when he came home and looked at his father who was sleeping on the sofa with a wine bottle in his arms and snoring, he couldn't tell what it was like, In a trance, there was a feeling of seeing himself in the future, and that feeling made him irritable and bored, and he was powerless and had nowhere to vent.

Someone told him that change must start from a certain point. When your environment changes, you will naturally change; or if you change, your surrounding environment will also change accordingly.But the premise must be that there is such a "point" moving, don't expect to stand still, everything will get better.

At that time, Tan most thought that the only opportunity for him to "change" in his life was to pass the exam.

To be admitted to a university far away from his hometown, he can go anywhere, as long as he is allowed to go out.

But now that he came here, his whole person has changed from the inside to the outside, from life to the environment he interacts with. After "exchanging" the past 18 years for Jiang Chu, he suddenly felt that he couldn't tell his luck, or "Fate", whether it is good or bad.

Seeing Gao Xia and the others entering the building noisy, Tan Zuo calculated the time for the elevator to open the door. Du Miaomiao was raising her hand to knock on the door, but she almost missed his arm and patted him on the nose, so she hurried to the building in fright. Retracement.

"The ears are really good." Gao Xia said with a smile.

"Forget it." Yesterday Jiang Chu dug out a few pairs of disposable slippers in advance, and Tan Zui took them out from the shoe cabinet, and each of them handed a pair.

"Are your feet feeling better?" Lu Yao handed him a big paper bag containing desserts, took the slippers and poked her head into the living room, "You live with your brother and two men, and they are pretty clean. ah."

"I just received it." Gao Xia and Du Miaomiao said in unison.

Tan Zui gave the two of them a thumbs-up, and Lu Yao gave a disgusted and amused "tss" sound: "It's the consensus of the stinky men."

These three people came to see him at home, and it was exactly as Gao Xia said on the phone, they didn't want to study by themselves at night, so they found a place to play cats.

However, several people sat on the sofa in a row, and the atmosphere was still a bit strange.

After all, there was a girl, and only this one.

If a few boys are casual, they can turn on the TV, watch a movie, play games, and there are girls around, even if they are usually in school, they are not very human, so they still have to restrain themselves.

Qin Zui brought them some fruit drinks, and they divided up the desserts they brought, and sat there staring at the TV and changing channels in turn.

"You and your brother just stay at home like this every day?" Du Miaomiao has a relationship with Lao Du and Jiang Chutie, and is more casual, dangling around the room with juice, "It's not boring ah?"

"It's true, so to speak, you two lived with one brother and one uncle alone." Gao Xia gave up looking for a channel, took out his phone and planned to vote in a variety show.

"Not boring." Tan Zui pushed the extra piece of cake to Lu Yao.

"I won't eat at night, lose weight, leave it to your brother, remember to say I bought it." Lu Yao waved her hand, turned her face and saw Zhou Teng probing his head out on the balcony, "Wow" passed, "Your family actually There are cats! Oh my God, why do they look so familiar..."

She went to the balcony to hug Zhou Teng, Du Miaomiao asked which was Tan Zui's room, went in and felt around, Gao Xia leaned on the sofa and studied Tan Zui's legs for a while, and took out the paper from his schoolbag.

Just halfway through, Du Miaomiao leaned in the bedroom and said with a smile, "Tan Zui, come in!"

"What's wrong?" Gao Xia asked.

"You come in too, don't ask, hurry up!" Du Miaomiao ran out with a smile, doubled the volume of the TV, took Tan Zui and Gao Xia to the room one by one, and turned to Lu Yao, "Lu Yao Yao, don't come here, we want to try on Tan Zui's underwear."

"Crazy!" Lu Yao screamed, squatting on the balcony with a cat teasing stick to tease Zhou Teng, without turning her head.

"What kind of underwear?" Gao Xia also laughed when he heard it, and slapped Tan Zuo, "Do you have some flirty style?"

Tan Zui's first reaction was the two ice silk leopard-print bullets, which Jiang Chu bought for him as a joke when he first arrived, and they were thrown in the closet after they were bought, without being washed.

"Did you pick through my closet?" He slapped Du Miaomiao on the back of the head.

"Fart!" Du Miaomiao rubbed her head, "What's wrong with you two brothers! You don't even know where to change when you hit someone."

He rushed into Qin Zui's bedroom, took a long cardboard box from the bookshelf, turned around and waved at them: "You just put this thing in the bookcase? Did your brother break your leg when he saw it?"

"Fuck!" Gao Xia took a closer look and couldn't help laughing, "Is that what I thought?"

He closed the door halfway, took the unopened airplane cup from Du Miaomiao, studied it with Du Miaomiao for a while, and gave Tan Zu a thumbs up together: "Most, You deserve it."

Tan Zui didn't know whether he should tell them that his leg would not be broken, or even that his brother gave it to him by himself, and Jiang Chu's brain was full of tricks every day to break his leg, so he could break his leg alive.

Seeing the freshness of these two people, he raised his eyebrows with a smile, took out the bottle of Durex heat from the bedside table and threw it over together.

"What..." Gao Xia caught it, looked at it and laughed wildly again, "Can you do it, you have all the equipment!"

Du Miaomiao took it and shook it, then threw it back to Gao Xia: "He used it!"

"No, why do I want to laugh so much?" Gao Xia sat down next to Tan Zui, Du Miaomiao squeezed in and sat down, and the two of them tossed the airplane cup over and over again, "Can you take it apart? Why is the tape still there?" , you just bought it? Can you take it apart and have a look?"

"Take it apart." Tan Zui has never taken it apart. He actually wanted to take it apart once, but he always had the wonderful illusion that using this is like using Jiang Chu. He endured it and didn't move.

"I haven't even disassembled it, why do you use so much oil!" Du Miaomiao asked while dismantling it.

"Fuck." Qin Zui said.

"Damn it, what does it feel like?" Gao Xia's voice was extremely low. Whenever the boy talked about it, there was a secret thrill and excitement, "Is it cool?"

"That's it." Tan didn't want to say too much, there was Lu Yao in the living room, and the three men were studying this kind of thing in the room, which was rude to others.

"I..." Du Miaomiao poured out the airplane cup, looked at it as if she had been scalded, and threw it into Gao Xia's arms, "Why do you really look like this!"

"This is too much," Gao Xia looked at the mouth of the cup and opened his mouth, "...is it realistic?"

"Have you seen the real one?" Du Miaomiao immediately asked with squinting eyes.

"Haven't I seen a pig run and I haven't eaten pork?" Gao Xia pointed his middle finger at him.

"If a person has never eaten pork, he has never seen a pig run!" Du Miaomiao shouted.

"Okay, let's take a look and put it away." Tan Zui took a look at the shape of the cup mouth and frowned.

"You really haven't used it?" Gao Xia hit him again.

"Do you want to use it?" Du Miaomiao reached out to grab it, and pressed it on Gao Xia's pants through Tan Zui, "Do you still want to try it?"

"Why do you try it for me, try it for the master!" Gao Xia quickly blocked it, pressing Du Miaomiao to attack Tan Zui again.

The three of them were messing around together when the door was suddenly pushed open.

They thought it was Lu Yao, and they hurriedly hid under their buttocks. They turned their heads while maintaining a Jenga posture. The Philippine chicken cup in the middle, and the warmth of Durex rolling onto Tan Zui's stomach at some point.

"...Brother." Gao Xia hurriedly called out.

Jiang Chu didn't speak, and Tan felt that he seemed to be drinking, and the area where the eyelids connected to the cheekbones were a little red.

The sound of Lu Yao's footsteps came, Jiang Chu stared at them, pointed at the cup and ordered twice: "Take it for me", and quickly closed the door.