07

If you want to say who is the most brazen, then I think I can try my best to squeeze into the ranking list.

I've started doing whatever it takes to keep my job.

When I was carrying the battery pestle in front of Zhou Hanzhang’s house, he looked at me like he was looking at a fool, but if he could get his copyright by pretending to be crazy, I wouldn’t mind, after all, in contemporary society, which social animal is not bitter Forced, don't care about the method, as long as you can get along, that's good.

The reality is so cruel!

I smiled all over my face: "Mr. Zhou, the battery is really out."

In fact, I also suffered a lot in order to play this trick.

As a person, I have been lagging behind in my math grades since middle school, dragging myself down, and also dragging down the average grade of the class. I bought this small battery car. At that time, the person said that it had just been fully charged, and I started to count when I went back.

How many kilometers can you ride on a full charge?

How many kilometers is it from my home to Zhou Hanzhang's home?

Will going uphill consume more electricity?

How much power do I have to consume in advance to just arrive at his house without electricity?

I calculated it for a long time, and I rode the electric bicycle downstairs at home many times to discharge it. In the end, I don’t know if it’s the problem with the battery or my miscalculation, or maybe the person who sold my car at that time fooled me. In short I rode it here, and the broken battery car died when there was still a third of the way.

At that time, I was already halfway up the mountain, and my whole body was messed up in the cold wind. Finally, I gritted my teeth and pushed it up. When I knocked on the door of Zhou Hanzhang's house, I was already a useless person.

For Zhou Hanzhang, I really paid a lot.

Of course this stingy man rejected me, he still had a cigarette in his mouth, looked at me with a sleepy look, and said, "Why are you here again?"

"I'm going for a walk," I said, "to strengthen my physical exercise."

Zhou Hanzhang stared at me: "Speak human."

I smiled: "Teacher Zhou, I just want to see you."

He froze for a moment, the wind blowing the soot everywhere.

The next second, he closed the door.

This man is really ruthless. I suddenly wonder if there is anyone in this world who can pry open the heart of this teacher and make him a little gentler. It doesn't need to be gentle, just a little more humane.

I'm afraid not.

I stood in the cold wind with my battery in my arms, sad, and found myself with a runny nose.

It was so cold, I dug out the thickest sweater before I came here today, and bought a pair of woolen gloves at the small supermarket downstairs at home last night.

I haven't got the copyright of Zhou Hanzhang yet, but I spent a lot of money for him first.

I'm in a bad mood.

I stood at his door and kept sniffling, for fear that the snot would splash on my face.

Just as I looked down to find tissues in my bag, the door was opened again.

"Why are you crying?"

I didn't cry.

I looked up at him, and the snot just flowed down.

Dirty and embarrassing, I'm afraid he will annoy me even more.

But probably because I looked too pitiful at the time, and awakened the remaining bit of humanity in the cold iceberg man, he let me in.

Zhou Hanzhang pointed to a room on the right: "Go there and fill it yourself, don't bother me."

After speaking, he opened the door and entered the room facing the door.

I saw through it, it was his study, I sneaked a peek at it yesterday when I was squatting in the corner - he saw it when he opened the window and flicked his cigarette butt outside.

I carried my battery to charge it, and after plugging it in, I tiptoed to knock on the door of Zhou Hanzhang's study.

"Teacher Zhou." I admit that I am really annoying, pestering and quarreling with others all day long.

But as the saying goes, a good man is afraid of being entangled by a man - that's probably what it said, or it may be that a good mother is afraid of being entangled by wolves or a good man is afraid of being entangled by his mother, but it's not important. What's important is that I came to pester Teacher Zhou again. up.

I said: "Mr. Zhou, have you eaten breakfast? I'll make it for you!"

Today I came prepared.

Zhou Hanzhang quickly opened the window, and I hurried to the window: "I'll cook for you, really."

He looked disbelieving.

"Wait for me, soon." I trotted into his kitchen with my schoolbag on my back.

It's time to show off my cooking skills. I unzipped my schoolbag and took out two packs of Xin Ramen.

That day, Zhou Hanzhang ate very happily. Of course, he may not be very happy, but I would like to interpret his black face as happiness.

When he was full, Zhou Hanzhang stared at me washing the dishes, and then stared at me as I left his kitchen.

I said: "Mr. Zhou, it will take a long time until the battery is fully charged. Can we chat for a while?"

He ignored me and went back to the study by himself. After a while, he opened the window again. I walked over and he threw me a book: "Go and read by yourself, don't disturb me."

I obediently sat at the door of his study with my book in my arms, the cold steps were quite cold on my buttocks.

I said: "Mr. Zhou, I have watched "Dream of Red Mansions" ten times."

"Then watch No.11 again." Zhou Hanzhang said to me through the window, "If you don't want to read it, return it to me."

"Look!"

You must read it, because I found that Zhou Hanzhang's book has a lot of annotations, and I was a little fascinated by it.

His perspective on things is very unusual. When I was in college, I read a lot of Hongxue monographs at one go, and I knew a little about them, but some of the details he annotated were really something I hadn’t noticed before.

I don't know how long it took, but suddenly the urge to urinate hit me. I endured it for a long time and felt that I couldn't bear it anymore. I still have to be responsible for my body at a young age.

I knocked on Zhou Hanzhang's window again.

"Ms. Zhou, is it convenient to borrow the bathroom?" I said, "The bladder is about to explode."

Shame.

But there is no other way.

Zhou Hanzhang opened the door for me. That was the first time I walked into his study in a serious manner. The room was full of books, on the bookshelves, on the table, and on the floor. I walked around these books and walked in. Behind them was the bathroom.

I don't know why, I just went to the toilet, and I felt like a pilgrimage.

At the end of the "water release" in the toilet, I feel happy and the whole person comes alive.

Zhou Hanzhang said, "When are you leaving?"

"Wait until the battery is fully charged."

He didn't speak, just stared at me.

I said with a guilty conscience: "Uh... just half charge."

He still didn't speak, just kept staring at me.

"Mr. Zhou, why don't you drive me away now?"

He lit a cigarette, sat on a chair and said to me, "What's your name?"

"Bai Wei." Why did he forget again.

"Bai Wei." He took a puff on his cigarette and looked at me, "Hurry up, I'm so annoying."

In the end, I was almost ruthlessly kicked out of the house by Zhou Hanzhang, but fortunately, the battery was almost fully charged, at least it could support me back home.

That day after I charged the battery and went down the mountain happily, I called my roommate when I was a graduate student and told me about it. He laughed so hard on the phone, and then complained to me: "I'm afraid that if he likes men after a while , you can take off your clothes for work and get into his bed."

I smiled and scolded him: "Master, I'm not selling myself!"

But I reckon that Zhou Hanzhang has a cold personality. Even if all the stunning beauties from ancient times to the present are standing in front of him, he can still wave his hands to let everyone cook without looking sideways.

In my mind, that's who he is.

作者有话要说:感谢在2020-10-2508:28:54~2020-10-2608:06:34期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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