The gentleman is a bit cheap

Hearing this, his eyes turned red immediately, he patted the table and got up, choked up and said: "The villain is willing to accompany Sister Xiao Xiao into the palace and serve around!"

Xiao Xuanzhi couldn't help laughing, shook his head and said, "Nonsense! What are you going to do?! Just stay at home honestly! Are you still in the palace?!... Don't tell me you don't want to kill... your roots?!"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Xuanzhi patted the table and laughed like crazy.

But Huzi was not ashamed, just frowning, raised his jaw high, with a brave and fearless look, and said angrily: "No more! Anyway, I was destined to be a eunuch! Since my father sold me Now that I am a slave, I have never been expected to carry on the family line from the very beginning!

Miss Xiao Xiao!It has been heard for a long time that the concubines and concubines in the palace fought against each other and fought cruelly.I...I want to protect Sister Xiao Xiao!Swear to the death to protect Sister Xiao Xiao's integrity! "

Xiao Xuanzhi frowned lightly, chuckled, and shook his head helplessly.Then, he pressed down empty-handedly, signaling Huzi to sit down.

So, Huzi blushed and sat down with his nostrils propped up.

After sitting down, Huzi just felt like sitting on pins and needles belatedly. Then he twisted his fingers in embarrassment, and confessed in a voice as thin as a mosquito: "Xiao... Miss Xiao Xiao... just made vulgar and offensive words. I hope... Sister Xiao Xiao will forgive me..."

"Eh? When did I say I'm going to blame you? Is it obvious that I started this nonsense?..."

Taking a sip of tea calmly and swallowing it, Xiao Xuanzhi smiled gratefully at Huzi, and said softly: "It's alright, alright, you can spare me. I appreciate your kindness.

Hee, it's rare for you to be so loyal.In fact, if you are a daughter, I really want to bring you into the palace as a dowry maid...

Turns out you are a boy.You know it yourself, if a man's family enters the palace, he must go to "purify"——

You see, if a daughter's family enters the palace and becomes a palace maid, she can still leave the palace to marry after reaching the age.Once your son's family enters the palace and becomes an eunuch, apart from those supervisors, young supervisors, and eunuchs who have been granted ranks, which one of them is not old and weak, and thrown into a ruined temple to fend for itself?

Even if you are willing to belittle yourself, I still can't bear you!You are a good servant of our family, even if you die, you must die in our courtyard.Yes, it has to be spent in peace and contentment in his old age, and he is being enshrined in a dignified manner..."

Huzi raised his eyes to look at Xiao Xuanzhi, and couldn't help crying: "Sister Xiao Xiao!... If you go to that palace and become a concubine, where will I go to find a good master like you to serve me?!

You are the best and most considerate slave master in the whole world!Even if I hold the lantern, I can't find another one! ..."

Xiao Xuanzhi glared, pretending to be stern, raised his hand, and poured a cup of warm tea onto Huzi's face, and said angrily: "Tiger cub! Is it an addiction to be a slave?! Donkey? ?! If you don’t put on a bridle and don’t receive a whip, you’re going to lose your strength, right?!—”

Huzi was frightened immediately, sat upright, didn't even dare to wipe the tea on his face, just let it sit there with tears flowing.

Xiao Xuanzhi took out a handkerchief from his bosom and threw it on his face, continued to stare and pretend to be stern: "Hurry up and wipe it for me! I will reward you after wiping this handkerchief!——

snort!Teach the things that the dog slave has meddled with, this master is not rare enough to want it! —Pfft...hahahaha! -"

Xiao Xuanzhi wanted to pretend to be stern at first, but in the end she couldn't hold back her laughter, and she was the first to pat the table, laughing tremblingly.

Huzi grabbed the handkerchief in a hurry, suppressed his joy, licked the tea on his face with his trembling arms, and flattered him with a grinning grin: "Our Miss Xiao Xiao is a living Bodhisattva with a kind heart. Even if you pretend, you still can't pretend to be that kind of monster."

Xiao Xuanzhi rolled his eyes at Huzi, raised his chin slightly, suppressed a smile, narrowed his eyes, and snorted coldly: "Look at your virtuous character?! I said you are a lowly bone, a slave! The more you beat me, Do you feel more embarrassing?!..."

Lian Xing also put on a straight face, pretending to be cold and humming and echoing: "Who says it's not! Bitch!"

Yaoyue also snorted pretending to be disgusted: "Yes, yes, yes! Since he has said so, it is better to take it as his will, give him a chance to show his loyalty, and eunuch him and take him to the palace. . . . Anyway, Chu Gong’s toilet needs to be cleaned by someone, so one more person is not too much!”

Huzi raised his face and hummed: "Hmph! Don't say it's cleaning the toilet! Even if you use me as the toilet brush, I'm willing to do it!—"

Xiao Xuanzhi waved his hand falsely, shook his head with a wry smile, and said, "You said that you came home when you were seven years old, and you have been with me for eight years now, why haven't you corrected those nasty problems on your body?!"

Hu Zi suddenly said: "I'd rather be a slave for the rest of my life with such a good master as Sister Xiao Xiao!"

Xiao Xuanzhi waved his hand, poured himself another cup of tea, and took a sip.

After a moment of silence, he straightened his expression, and said slowly: "Huzi, I told my father that when you young men reach the age of 20, I will bring you to the army and go into battle to kill the enemy.

Even if you can't become a high-ranking official or make a fortune, you can still use your military merits to remove the hats of slavery and lowliness from your body.

At that time, with the martial arts I taught you, you can at least be the head of ten households or a hundred households in the army, and even a thousand or ten thousand households if you are done, maybe you will fight You can still be a general in a big battle.

You said that you didn't want to take the opportunity to be an 'adult', but you have to be here like a bastard, and you are a slave and a servant, and you are aggrieved as a 'villain', is there something wrong?

——Sister Lian Xing, otherwise, you should quickly prescribe him a panacea that will cure your life, so that he can ascend to bliss and immortality early! "

Lian Xing smiled slightly, and sighed: "Xiao Xiao, you are really born to be a daughter..."

Saying that, taking advantage of shaking his head helplessly, he turned and gave Huzi a wink.

Only then did Huzi's heart move, and he realized it.

Immediately, Hu Zi shuddered all over, sat upright, and said in a deep voice: "Sister Xiao Xiao... villain... villain is really stupid..."

Taking a deep breath, Huzi solemnly said, "Your villain, please rest assured, sister Xiao Xiao! In the future, this villain will definitely master martial arts, kill enemies and serve the country, and give you the fame that should belong to sister Xiao Xiao." earned it!—”

Xiao Xuanzhi nodded, and laughed out loud: "Well, stupid is stupid, but you are not a person who is not enlightened." Then he said, "You can put that handkerchief away comfortably, you can get it Remember what I said today."

Huzi nodded solemnly, and said in a deep voice, "Yes! The villain will never forget it!"

Xiao Xuanzhi nodded in satisfaction, then said again: "Okay...then let's talk about being happy. ——Aunt Jiaoyin from the palace is coming this afternoon, and then I have to move to a side courtyard Learn the rules.

At noon today, let's just drink it until the sky is dark, and we won't get drunk!Whoever drinks more, I am happy; whoever drinks less... hum!Then I have to copy the wine jar, hold their mouths, and feed them raw! ..."

Yao Yue, Lian Xing and Hu Zi all laughed out loud, nodded and said: "Of course!"

After laughing, Xiao Xuanzhi sighed, and murmured sadly: "Ah...August [-]th... It's the reunion festival, so you're going to separate from your family..."

Lian Xing, who was sitting on Xiao Xuanzhi's left, stared at her with concern, gently grabbed her hand under the table, and said softly: "Xiao Xiao, I will go with you, and I will be your dowry maid."

Yaoyue who was sitting on Xiao Xuanzhi's right also smiled slightly, grabbed her other hand, and said softly: "Xiao Xiao, I will go with you too."

Huzi lowered his eyebrows slightly, looked at the two of them cautiously, sighed for them in his heart, and then pretended to be relaxed and smiled: "I can't go... then I can only ask the two of you here My sister will take care of our sister Xiao Xiao on my behalf..."

Yaoyue and Lianxing nodded one after another, looked at each other, and said in unison: "That's natural."

05

Staying at home and learning court rules for more than a month.

On the night of the fifth day of October, when the lanterns first came on, Xiao Xuanzhi dressed up and put on a costume, and was carried into the palace by a sedan chair from the palace.

According to the law, the companions and female relatives who are not drafted into the palace must be secretly carried into the palace in the evening, avoiding people's eyes and ears.

No flowering, no fighting, no gongs or drums.

He didn't even take the common avenues, but only followed the little-traveled paths to enter the palace.

With such a battle, even ordinary people can't even marry a concubine!

——Ordinary people marry a concubine, and after they come home at night, they still have to hang the whip and beat the gongs and drums to show that they are newly married.

In this way, for a lady from the family of a second-rank general, it is really too humiliating and too wasteful!

Naturally, she knew about Xiao Xuanzhi, and he knew about General Xiao.

Undoubtedly, this is the current Holy Majesty who beat the proud General Xiao head-on, so that he would know whose food he was eating.

Therefore, this General Xiao could only dare to be angry but dare not speak out, and said flattery and compliments like "Thank you Lord Long En" over and over again with a smile on his face.

From the time when the sedan chair came to the end, he had been holding back a sigh of relief in his heart.

It made him look purple and full of depression.