The gentleman is a bit cheap
Chapter 39
Said, I'm going to bully you..."
Xiao Xuanzhi coughed pretentiously on the other side: "Ahhhh!...you're promiscuous again in the daytime!..."
And Mu Youlan, on the other hand, watched indifferently with a smile on her face.
So, they talked about having children again.
Xiao Xuanzhi was puzzled and said: "Hey, Ma Houzi, you said that you are with your elder sister's two daughters, so how will you have a baby then? At that time, won't the empress dynasty of the Canglong Empire have to pass on for a lifetime?" And died?"
The second princess Wen Jie pursed her lips and smiled, then waved her hands and said, "Sister Mu Zai made something, and it's just like this..."
So, she described the shape of the "artifact" to Xiao Xuanzhi in detail.
"...At that time, all you need to do is select an intelligent, well-behaved man from all over the world, take some essence from him, put it into the small tube and introduce it into your body. Repeat this process until you conceive. "
The second princess Wen Jie said in detail, "In this way, we don't even need to have intercourse as usual, and it will save our good Minmin from getting angry there."
Xiao Xuanzhi clapped his hands thoughtfully and said: "Oh!...so that's how it is!..." Then he said shamelessly, "Oh...if it's from our old Xiao family...that's smart... ..."
Mu Youlan teased her: "Sister Lin seems to be married..."
Xiao Xuanzhi hummed: "That's because our family's Feng Shui is good!..."
After thinking about it, he looked straight at Mu Youlan and said, "Hiss... If not, I will go home quietly later and ask my sister-in-law for something.
Tomorrow, I will also catch a handsome young man, and I will ask him for two silver coins to extract his sperm, and give birth to a daughter for you to play with, okay? ..."
As he spoke, he smiled brightly at Mu Youlan.
Mu Youlan couldn't help laughing, she kept smiling and said, "You old drunkard, you're talking nonsense. How do you know you can give birth to a girl right away?"
Xiao Xuanzhi propped up his nostrils, lifted his chin slightly, and continued to snort: "If you can't give birth, then you will be born again! Anyway, the belly grows on me, don't I want to give birth to a few, then I can give birth to a few?..."
The second princess Wen Jie clenched her fists on her lips, and coughed twice artificially: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
So, the four of them laughed together.
Xiao Xuanzhi wiped away his tears and said with a smile: "This is very interesting. In the future, the Canglong Empire must be renamed the Daughter Kingdom."
Mu Youlan nodded and said, "I don't think so, we can actually witness this change of dynasty."
Xiao Xuanzhi couldn't stop laughing: "That's right, that's right! — But you must not forget that this change of dynasty was facilitated by your good wife, me..."
Mu Youlan spat in a pretentious manner: "Bah! I don't even want old faces!"
The second princess Wen Jie shook her head and smiled, "Master, don't worry, when the time comes, my apprentice will definitely set up a monument for you, and erect a monument at the gate of the imperial city, where the people of all ages will worship you."
Xiao Xuanzhi clapped his palms and said, "Mmm...it's so good, so good..."
After thinking for a while, the second princess Wen Jie said again: "Master, now, there are General Yaoyue and General Lianxing in this court, but I don't know... do you intend to become an official?"
Xiao Xuanzhi stopped laughing, and immediately changed to a serious expression.
She glanced at Mu Youlan softly, then turned her face away, and shook her head gently at the second princess Wen Jie: "No. I'm not going to go in and out of the court anymore."
The second princess, Wen Jie, trembled all over, and lost her voice: "Why?—Master, master, you are knowledgeable and wise, isn't it a pity that you don't serve as an assistant to the government?..."
Xiao Xuanzhi waved his hands and said: "I know you can manage this country well. It's just because my daughter was born with a heart of empathy, which is the heart of a mother.——
What the sages said, "the old and the old and the old of the man, the young and the young and the young of the man", "make a man not only kiss his relatives, not only his son and his son"-these are put on the men of the world, they have to learn , but for women, it is innate.
It is precisely because the women in the world have this motherly heart and this empathy, so I don't need to be a political assistant anymore.Just because everything I have done from beginning to end is derived from this motherhood.My dear disciple, you are born with this maternal heart, so you don’t need my help, you just need to discover your heart.
Not to mention you, but even the female emperor who will be the king after you forever, I am not worried that they will be violent and fight and kill.Just look at the wild beasts in the mountains and you will know that if the male wolf picks up the cubs of other wild beasts, it will eat them, but the female wolf does not.
If they pick up the cubs of other beasts during the lactation period, they will feed them and grow them up. ——If the nature of animals as mothers is like this, let alone humans?
Of course, if you have anything you don't understand about politics, you can go to Zhilan Academy in Wangjing to talk with your teacher.Although my old man does not serve as an official, but he is far away from the rivers and lakes, after all, he still worries about his lord. "
The second princess Wen Jie took a deep breath and nodded, knelt down on both knees, kowtowed to Xiao Xuanzhi three times as a student, and said in a deep voice: "So, I would like to thank the master."
Xiao Xuanzhi supported Princess Wen Jie by her elbow, and said with a soft smile, "It's easy to say... easy to say..."
In this way, Fang narrated another sentence, until the evening clouds merged and the shadow of the sun slanted to the west.
Xiao Xuanzhi and Mu Youlan walked out of the Crown Prince's Mansion hand in hand with ease.
Standing in the street market where the lights were just lit up, Mu Youlan tilted her head, and exchanged a glance with Xiao Xuanzhi: "Let's go, let's go home and drink tea. ——Let's go to Duke Zhong's mansion tomorrow."
Xiao Xuanzhi grinned, nodded and said, "Okay."
So, the two returned hand in hand.
The spring is lazy, the days are long and the catkins are flying.
There is nothing new under the sun.
———————————【Abandon the sword and seal the knife, and return to the downtown area. 】——————————
Come, come, come, gentlemen...
You see, it is rare for a fairy to write such a story.
If you like it, then please give me some comments...no money...
If you don't like it, then please tell us what's wrong with it...
It's not good for a fairy to change...
A certain immortal has long neglected his pen and ink, but now he picks it up again, so it is inevitable that his pen will be blunt.If I hurt anyone of you, I would like to apologize here.
Anyway, thank you for reading this story.
that's all.
farewell
Xiao Xuanzhi coughed pretentiously on the other side: "Ahhhh!...you're promiscuous again in the daytime!..."
And Mu Youlan, on the other hand, watched indifferently with a smile on her face.
So, they talked about having children again.
Xiao Xuanzhi was puzzled and said: "Hey, Ma Houzi, you said that you are with your elder sister's two daughters, so how will you have a baby then? At that time, won't the empress dynasty of the Canglong Empire have to pass on for a lifetime?" And died?"
The second princess Wen Jie pursed her lips and smiled, then waved her hands and said, "Sister Mu Zai made something, and it's just like this..."
So, she described the shape of the "artifact" to Xiao Xuanzhi in detail.
"...At that time, all you need to do is select an intelligent, well-behaved man from all over the world, take some essence from him, put it into the small tube and introduce it into your body. Repeat this process until you conceive. "
The second princess Wen Jie said in detail, "In this way, we don't even need to have intercourse as usual, and it will save our good Minmin from getting angry there."
Xiao Xuanzhi clapped his hands thoughtfully and said: "Oh!...so that's how it is!..." Then he said shamelessly, "Oh...if it's from our old Xiao family...that's smart... ..."
Mu Youlan teased her: "Sister Lin seems to be married..."
Xiao Xuanzhi hummed: "That's because our family's Feng Shui is good!..."
After thinking about it, he looked straight at Mu Youlan and said, "Hiss... If not, I will go home quietly later and ask my sister-in-law for something.
Tomorrow, I will also catch a handsome young man, and I will ask him for two silver coins to extract his sperm, and give birth to a daughter for you to play with, okay? ..."
As he spoke, he smiled brightly at Mu Youlan.
Mu Youlan couldn't help laughing, she kept smiling and said, "You old drunkard, you're talking nonsense. How do you know you can give birth to a girl right away?"
Xiao Xuanzhi propped up his nostrils, lifted his chin slightly, and continued to snort: "If you can't give birth, then you will be born again! Anyway, the belly grows on me, don't I want to give birth to a few, then I can give birth to a few?..."
The second princess Wen Jie clenched her fists on her lips, and coughed twice artificially: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
So, the four of them laughed together.
Xiao Xuanzhi wiped away his tears and said with a smile: "This is very interesting. In the future, the Canglong Empire must be renamed the Daughter Kingdom."
Mu Youlan nodded and said, "I don't think so, we can actually witness this change of dynasty."
Xiao Xuanzhi couldn't stop laughing: "That's right, that's right! — But you must not forget that this change of dynasty was facilitated by your good wife, me..."
Mu Youlan spat in a pretentious manner: "Bah! I don't even want old faces!"
The second princess Wen Jie shook her head and smiled, "Master, don't worry, when the time comes, my apprentice will definitely set up a monument for you, and erect a monument at the gate of the imperial city, where the people of all ages will worship you."
Xiao Xuanzhi clapped his palms and said, "Mmm...it's so good, so good..."
After thinking for a while, the second princess Wen Jie said again: "Master, now, there are General Yaoyue and General Lianxing in this court, but I don't know... do you intend to become an official?"
Xiao Xuanzhi stopped laughing, and immediately changed to a serious expression.
She glanced at Mu Youlan softly, then turned her face away, and shook her head gently at the second princess Wen Jie: "No. I'm not going to go in and out of the court anymore."
The second princess, Wen Jie, trembled all over, and lost her voice: "Why?—Master, master, you are knowledgeable and wise, isn't it a pity that you don't serve as an assistant to the government?..."
Xiao Xuanzhi waved his hands and said: "I know you can manage this country well. It's just because my daughter was born with a heart of empathy, which is the heart of a mother.——
What the sages said, "the old and the old and the old of the man, the young and the young and the young of the man", "make a man not only kiss his relatives, not only his son and his son"-these are put on the men of the world, they have to learn , but for women, it is innate.
It is precisely because the women in the world have this motherly heart and this empathy, so I don't need to be a political assistant anymore.Just because everything I have done from beginning to end is derived from this motherhood.My dear disciple, you are born with this maternal heart, so you don’t need my help, you just need to discover your heart.
Not to mention you, but even the female emperor who will be the king after you forever, I am not worried that they will be violent and fight and kill.Just look at the wild beasts in the mountains and you will know that if the male wolf picks up the cubs of other wild beasts, it will eat them, but the female wolf does not.
If they pick up the cubs of other beasts during the lactation period, they will feed them and grow them up. ——If the nature of animals as mothers is like this, let alone humans?
Of course, if you have anything you don't understand about politics, you can go to Zhilan Academy in Wangjing to talk with your teacher.Although my old man does not serve as an official, but he is far away from the rivers and lakes, after all, he still worries about his lord. "
The second princess Wen Jie took a deep breath and nodded, knelt down on both knees, kowtowed to Xiao Xuanzhi three times as a student, and said in a deep voice: "So, I would like to thank the master."
Xiao Xuanzhi supported Princess Wen Jie by her elbow, and said with a soft smile, "It's easy to say... easy to say..."
In this way, Fang narrated another sentence, until the evening clouds merged and the shadow of the sun slanted to the west.
Xiao Xuanzhi and Mu Youlan walked out of the Crown Prince's Mansion hand in hand with ease.
Standing in the street market where the lights were just lit up, Mu Youlan tilted her head, and exchanged a glance with Xiao Xuanzhi: "Let's go, let's go home and drink tea. ——Let's go to Duke Zhong's mansion tomorrow."
Xiao Xuanzhi grinned, nodded and said, "Okay."
So, the two returned hand in hand.
The spring is lazy, the days are long and the catkins are flying.
There is nothing new under the sun.
———————————【Abandon the sword and seal the knife, and return to the downtown area. 】——————————
Come, come, come, gentlemen...
You see, it is rare for a fairy to write such a story.
If you like it, then please give me some comments...no money...
If you don't like it, then please tell us what's wrong with it...
It's not good for a fairy to change...
A certain immortal has long neglected his pen and ink, but now he picks it up again, so it is inevitable that his pen will be blunt.If I hurt anyone of you, I would like to apologize here.
Anyway, thank you for reading this story.
that's all.
farewell
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