The gentleman is a bit cheap

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Lian Xing held Emperor Yuan Hao's joints with a cold face, and said with a deep voice, icy cold and bit by bit: "I remember, this guy just said 'as expected'?!—— Hmph! This guy must have done it on purpose! He has already harbored suspicions about you, and guessed that you were just pretending....So...hmph, it's hard to keep him!—"

Xiao Xuanzhi's pupils shrank.

After a while, he smiled slightly, and said slowly: "Sister Yaoyue, serve the mochi dumplings. The bigger the better."

Yaoyue's eyes froze, she nodded and said: "Yes!" After finishing speaking, she turned and left.

Emperor Yuan Hao's eyes were full of gold stars, and his body was in pain, as if his skeleton had fallen apart.

He is the majestic king of a country, has he ever seen such a battle? !

Painful, ashamed, annoyed, and angry for a while, he couldn't help feeling a little dazed.

I also heard Xiao Xuanzhi snorting coldly in the other side: "Hmph, is it the crime of 'deceiving the emperor'? Should the crime be beheaded? That's good!—Your Majesty, you might as well add two more to your concubines. How about two crimes - 'committing chaos' and 'killing the tyrant'?

Naturally, for these two crimes, your old man has to go to the palace of the king of hell and tell him in detail to the old man of the king of hell! ——Since your majesty has already murdered the concubine, then the concubine can only act first and kill you.Then, set yourself up as king and take his place! "

Emperor Yuan Hao raised his head in panic, and stared at Xiao Xuanzhi in disbelief.

He was very puzzled at the moment.

Prior to this, all the female relatives in the harem were fearful and obedient to him, and all of them flattered and flattered him extremely.

Even if it's just such an ordinary thing as overturning a teacup, they will kneel on the ground tremblingly and confess for a long time before they finish.

——However, this Xiao Xuanzhi is not afraid of him? !

Not only are you not afraid of him, but you are going to kill him now? !

But I saw Xiao Xuanzhi just standing there with a sweet smile: "Your Majesty thinks that the courage of my concubine is not enough to be a female emperor? - You might as well just give this world to 'I'!"

Emperor Yuanhao's dragon body shook, and he almost fainted!

While talking, Yaoyue brought a tray from the kitchen, which contained two mochi dumplings and a rolling pin.

But I don't know what it is used for.

Xiao Xuanzhi glanced at the things on the tray, nodded immediately, and said humbly: "Well... very good, very good... I... no, I... let's try this murderous 'weapon' first, okay? Doesn't work..."

As he said that, Xiao Xuanzhi picked up a mochi dumpling and took a big bite, chewed it, then turned his back to the sky and swallowed it with all his might.

Without a doubt, she choked on the dry, sticky stuff.

The mouthful of mochi balls hangs on her throat.

And it hangs there without going up or down.

"Water... cough... water..."

Xiao Xuanzhi blushed from choking and patted her thighs, hissing for help.

Yaoyue hurriedly put down the tray, poured a glass of water in a hurry, and handed it to Xiao Xuanzhi.

In this way, Xiao Xuanzhi stuck his neck just now, and finally gave away the mochi dumpling that was choked in his throat.

After taking two deep breaths, she Xiao Xuanzhi just calmed down.

She stroked her heart with her hands, and then she pretended to continue: "Well... yes, it's a good thing..." Suddenly, she locked her eyes on the rolling pin, looked at it, and turned to Yao Yuedao, "Eh? Sister Yaoyue, what is this rolling pin for?"

Yaoyue narrowed her eyes and smiled, and said in a melodious and melodious voice: "Your Majesty... this subordinate is afraid that the mochi dumpling will choke in the wrong place, and the big mouse will not die from choking. So, thinking about it, put the mochi dumpling After stuffing it into the guy's mouth, use this rolling pin to hit him in the throat——

Make sure that the mochi dumpling just chokes in this fellow's throat, neither going up nor coming down, and after a while, this fellow can stretch his legs and stare. ..."

Emperor Yuan Hao was so frightened that his hair exploded all over, and he sifted the chaff there tremblingly.

——"My life is over! I don't want...they came for real!..."

Xiao Xuanzhi smiled loudly, stroked his palms and said, "Miaoji, Miaoji..."

As she spoke, she retracted her hands, picked up the rolling pin, picked up the whole mochi dumpling that had not been eaten by her, and walked to the side of Emperor Yuanhao with a sweet smile, with an exaggerated expression. After giving him a blessing, he said softly, "Your Majesty... Your Majesty... This concubine will send you back to the west... Ouch... Your Majesty forgive me... Look at what I said... ——

Let me do it all over again... Ahhh... Your Majesty... Chen Qie will feed you a snack... Your Majesty, please open your golden mouth... ah..."

So, he made a gesture to push the mochi dumpling into his Emperor Yuanhao's mouth.

Emperor Yuan Hao was trembling with fright over there, and his body was also hot and cold.

He bit the handkerchief tightly, not daring to let go.

"Oh? Don't you let go?..." Xiao Xuanzhi smiled mildly, and waved: "Sister Yaoyue... go and get a feather duster for him, scratch... feet... heart..."

Then, looking at Emperor Yuan Hao innocently and sincerely, he clicked his tongue, and said in a gentle voice: "Tsk tsk tsk... I don't believe this concubine, your majesty can hold back the laughter and doesn't open his mouth..."

On Lian Xing's side, he held Emperor Yuan Hao's shoulder with one hand, and covered his mouth tightly with the other hand, smiling blushingly and trembling.

On the other hand, Emperor Yuan Hao blushed and bit his handkerchief fiercely, staring at Xiao Xuanzhi with hatred all over his body and eyes full of resentment.

That gaze seemed to be about to burst into flames.

If the eyes could breathe fire, then at this moment, she, Xiao Xuanzhi, would have been burnt to the point that there was not even a scum left by the Emperor Yuanhao.

But she saw Xiao Xuanzhi staring at Emperor Yuan Hao for a while without avoiding the edge, then suddenly smiled, waved her hand, and snorted softly: "Boring..."

As he said that, he put the rolling pin on the table, then took a bite of the mochi dumpling in his hand, and sent it to his stomach in two mouthfuls with the tea.

Then, still licking his fingers, Fang said in a muffled voice, "What a delicious mochi dumpling... Wouldn't it be a waste to use it to kill people..."

Immediately, he glanced at Emperor Yuan Hao, and said softly with a pretentious gesture: "Oh...Your Majesty, are you actually afraid of death?——

Hee hee...Since you, the majestic ninth-five-year-old, are afraid of death, why do you want to scare others with death?Don't you know that - 'Do not do to others what you do not want done to you'?The people are not afraid of death, so why should they be afraid of death.You are an emperor, tsk tsk, not qualified..."

Xiao Xuanzhi put his arm on his chin and thought about it, then said again, "I heard a sentence from the storyteller, what is it... that's right! It's that 'the people are more important than the emperor'.

What do you mean?That is to say, when our people and the people give you face, you are Your Majesty, long live, long live, long live.

Waiting for the day when we will have to play with you quite often, hehe, then go with whoever you like. ...Anyone can kill your old man like a rat with a knife in his hand. ..."

Saying that, wiped his hands, smiled tactfully, and said to Lian Xing: "Sister Lian Xing, just let him go."

Lian Xing shuddered, and lost his voice: "Xiao Xiao?!——"

Xiao Xuanzhi waved his hands, and said leisurely and leisurely: "Murder and arson are not the actions of a gentleman. This is enough to scare and frighten enough. After the slap is over, shouldn't it be eaten by sweet dates what?

I think that Emperor Yuan Hao is not some kind of faint king, presumably, he should not kill people who are merciful to him. ——I would like to gamble with his conscience. "

Then, Xiao Xuanzhi turned to Emperor Yuan Hao, and said gently: "To tell you the truth, I want to talk to you. Hmm... How about you and I being equals, as friends, brothers and sisters. How about it?"

Emperor Yuan Hao moved his throat slightly, carefully swallowed his saliva, calmed down, and then nodded hesitantly.

So, Lian Xing let him go slowly.

Then, he took off the handkerchief stuffed in his mouth, and quickly hid the drool-stained handkerchief in his arms, lest they would see the joke.

Then, Emperor Yuan Hao stood there straight, moving his joints constantly, with a dazed expression on his face, not daring to make the slightest movement.

"sit."

Xiao Xuanzhi stretched out his hand as a gesture of invitation, and then sat cross-legged on the ground.

There is a blanket on the floor, so it doesn't feel cold.

Emperor Yuan Hao nodded and sat down.

Xiao Xuanzhi looked straight at Emperor Yuanhao, and said slowly: "Your Majesty, do you know now why I don't want to be favored?"

Emperor Yuan Hao shook his head in a daze, seemingly puzzled, and said calmly, "I have some doubts."

Xiao Xuanzhi raised his eyebrows and smiled, stroked his palms and said, "I don't care for three sesame seeds and two jujubes. If we want to do it, we will do that big thing. If we don't make a sound, we'll be done. If we make a sound, we'll be astonishing."

Emperor Yuan Hao frowned thoughtfully and said, "Oh? I would like to ask Miss Xiao Shi to express it clearly."

Now, Emperor Yuan Hao's address to Xiao Xuanzhi has been unconsciously changed to the extremely respected "Nv Shi".

This address is no different from "Sir" and "Master".

Xiao Xuanzhi giggled, and said softly: "If you step on a woman's throne, you can only be a queen if you stand on top of the sky. The glory of your body must be achieved by the emperor's favor after all. —— And deprived of it or not, You can do whatever you want. Maybe