The gentleman is a bit cheap

The gentleman is a bit cheap

Author: Head of the Idiot Countermeasures Section of the Metropolitan Police Department

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A concubine who doesn't want to be the emperor is not a good general.

A queen who doesn't want to sleep with a girl is not a good court lady.

This is one—

The noble mistress who had no intention of fighting for favor disguised herself as a man and pretended to be a lord to flirt with the little maid in the imperial garden, but accidentally teased the empress who was pretending to be a maid to inspect the grassroots...

——The cheap story

Content tags: karma meets heavenly match palace fighting female strong

Search keywords: Protagonist: Xiao Xuanzhi, Mu Youlan┃Supporting role: slightly┃Others: slightly

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"Father! I won't marry! I want to marry you yourself!—"

With a "crash", accompanied by a crisp sound, a valuable white jade ice cracked thin-neck vase was thrown back by Xiao Xuanzhi, and fell to the ground in a graceful arc.

"You, you, you, you?!—" General Xiao's fingertips trembled, his index finger was almost on the tip of his precious girl's nose.

"What me?!"

Xiao Xuanzhi raised his chin slightly, put his hands on his hips, and simply raised his eyebrows and eyes, disregarding life and death, "If you have the ability, you can kill me! After you beat me to death, don't you take it seriously?! When the time comes, you can promise me to whomever you want! My daughter has no complaints!

Hmph, at worst, promise me to those ten princes for a ghost marriage!Anyway, he is on the battlefield with swords, swords, fire and arrows, which is not suitable, or it will be really crappy! ..."

"It's a bunch of nonsense!—" General Xiao blushed furiously, blowing his beard and staring.

"Master... calm down..."

Xiao's mother hurriedly turned her body to block, and hugged General Xiao three or two steps back, then carefully put her hand on his heart, and gently breathed for him, "Sin...sin...the spirit grass... It's also unscrupulous, master, you must not offend her..."

"Miss! For my husband...for my husband, how can I offend her?!...

For my husband... For my husband, I feel so sorry for this good thing! ——Look at her prodigal, unworthy daughter!It's really... really going to piss me off as a father! "

As he said that, General Xiao stroked his beard, flicked his sleeves fiercely, turned his face away, and stopped looking at his unworthy daughter.

"Humph!--"

Heart hurts……

This white jade ice cracked thin neck vase that was dropped by Xiao Xuanzhi before it warmed up in his hand was sent by the Ten Princes.

The tenth prince is the younger brother of the current emperor, who came from the Chen family, the concubine of the former emperor.

Because he lost his mother when he was young and had no parents, he asked for a fief early at the age of 15, stayed away from the imperial capital, and went to the frontier to serve as a general protecting the country.

Naturally, this Tenth Prince was Xiao Xuanzhi's father, General Xiao, the chief officer in the army.

General Xiao's name is Zhongguo, and his character is Chixin.The official obeisance to the third-rank "Jingwu General" is the first-rank "General Protecting the Country", the first-rank Wu Xiangguo, and the tenth prince Yuan Jin.

Yuan Jin was young and successful, and he went out with the army when he was fifteen years old.

Over the past ten years, he has conquered the army and conquered the land, conquered the east and the west, and kept the border peaceful and the people under his rule live and work in peace.

It's just that, due to successive years of conquests, he missed the good time to talk about marriage.

Now that the border is safe and the Ten Princes are looking for a beautiful woman to share their peace and beauty with, they find that all the daughters of ministers of the fifth rank and above in the court have already married and become wives, and even the latest to leave the cabinet. Now she is pregnant with Liujia, and she is waiting for the birth at home.

The most important thing for officials and eunuchs is to be well-matched, let alone a prince.

What's more, this prince is still a dedicated person, and his wish from the beginning is to bring a white head, life and death, and spend this life together.

Therefore, so far, he has not even had a concubine by his side.

"Hmph, what nonsense? I don't care if you talk like a fox or a dog?!——Even if the current Holy Majesty's words come down, I, Daxia Xiao, dare not listen!"

Xiao Xuanzhi was arrogant and showed no sign of weakness.

"You?!—" General Xiao became angry.

This unworthy daughter really dares to say it!

This is in the courtyard of the deep house, surrounded by cronies.

In case someone listens to it outside, their family's heads are really unnecessary.

Xiao Xuanzhi, named Lingcao.This is the daughter of General Xiao Zhongguo Xiao.

Over eighteen years old, still waiting in the boudoir.

Not to mention the women of the folk, even the ladies of the official family, when they were fifteen or sixteen years old, their children could crawl all over the floor.

In the end, this hero Xiao has never been out of the court, and has been staying in his boudoir until now.

However, she is not an honest child.

The so-called tiger girl of the Jiangmen, Xiao Xuanzhi and Xiao Daxia are like this. She has practiced martial arts since childhood, wielding knives and guns, and her bravery and heroism are far superior to ordinary men.

Therefore, there has never been an "extraordinary man" who can catch her eyes.

It is precisely because of this that she always likes to do things that shock the world.

Ordinary daughters' homes usually don't leave the door, and don't leave the door.The recreational activity on weekdays is to embroider with needles at home with the door closed and the windows blocked.

Even if they went out to meet the sun, they would at most play shuttlecocks and throw pots with maids and relatives in their own yard, and rarely go out.

But she, Xiao Xuanzhi, was lucky, she could not stop disguising herself as a man all day long, climbed over the wall and went out, and even pretended to be the white jade face, ostentatiously passing through the market, flirting with the handsome men and beauties on the road.

During the temple fairs on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year, she, Xiao Xuanzhi, was even more gentle, always going to the temple on the way to and from the temple to send glances and attract bees and butterflies.

It directly provoked those unmarried young men and women to fall in love with each other, and all of them were lovesick that killed her, a "loafer".

Not only that, but she, Xiao Xuanzhi, always likes to sneak into the brothel disguised as a man.

It's not because she has reversed yin and yang and prefers women, but because she pities those women who are forced to live in prostitution and become playthings, so that she can "understand the people's sentiments" and try her best to redeem those poor people.

In fact, all the maids in her family's house are redeemed by her and her two elder brothers from the brothels in Dijing, Wangjing, and Huanjing.

Xiao Xuanzhi's family has two elder brothers and a younger sister.

Her father had only one main wife and no concubines, so the four of them were all descended from his mother.

Eldest brother Xiao Xuanhuang, styled Liwei.Now there are twenty-six of them, holding Jinwu in the forbidden palace, the second-class guard of Qianyuan Palace in front of the emperor, and the official rank is five.Already married, his wife is the daughter of Lin Xiaoxian, the judge of the imperial hospital who is the third rank, Lin's family, and her boudoir name is Mu Zao.

The second brother, Xiao Xuanye, is named Lide.Twenty-two now, stationed in the southwestern border, also has an official position as a lieutenant of the sixth rank Zuo.Not yet married.

Younger sister Xiao Xuanlan.Thirteen out of ten, still waiting in the boudoir, there is no reference to marriage.

"Lingcao, what you said is too much! At the foot of the emperor, the world is clear, once your nonsense of making trouble is heard, you and my family will lose their heads?!" Mother Xiao pretended to be stern. Said.

Xiao Xuanzhi was taken aback, only then did he realize that he had slipped his words, and immediately lowered his eyebrows and smacked his mouth, died down, and stopped talking.

Xiao's mother, Xiao Li's family, is named Caiyue.Normally, he is kind and kind, and treats his servants like relatives, without showing any power.It's no different from the aunt in the shop.

If it weren't for every state banquet, she would wear gold and silver clothes and accompany her husband to the palace for a walk, and even she would have almost forgotten that she is still a noble lady with a third-rank mandate and a royal salary .

After a moment of silence, Xiao Xuanzhi moved his lips and said cautiously: "Mother...I, I don't want to marry!...

All the men in this world are crooked and crooked, and I can't take my eyes off of any of them. ... If not, just let me die in your boudoir ... Anyway, I just don't want to marry! ..."

Now, General Xiao's anger is also smooth, and he no longer blows his beard and stares like before.

So he said softly to Xiao Xuanzhi: "Daughter, the man should be married at the university, and the woman should be married at the university. This is the way of the world. Why do you have to go out of the way and stay at home as an old girl?!

Yes, your father and I can support you with my salary, and your mother is also a noble lady who lives on a salary...but...but if you really make up your mind to stay at home and be an old girl, then you, you can let your parents Where do you put your old face?At that time, will your father and I still have the face to deal with our colleagues in the court? "

Xiao Xuanzhi smirked, disapprovingly: "Father? What do you think a daughter is?"

General Xiao said: "You are naturally the apple of your eye."

Xiao Shuren nodded in agreement, with a gentle face.

Xiao Xuanzhi disapproved, curled his lips and said, "Huh?...'Pearl in the Palm'? Heh...after all, it's just a plaything in your hands."

General Xiao looked anxious and remained silent.

Xiao Shuren shook her head, frowned and said, "Lingcao, how did you talk to your father?..."

Xiao Xuanzhi snorted, and said indifferently: "Am I wrong? Isn't the daughter born just to give you a long face and gold?"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Xuanzhi sneered, and then slowly said, "Wouldn't you be happy when I marry the tenth prince and become the tenth concubine?

Well... your two elders have changed and become relatives of the emperor.At that time, won't the royal family rely more on it? ——Oh, by the way, don’t I have a younger sister?

When the time comes, wow, when our family's Xuanlan grows up, your two elders will send her to the palace to serve His Majesty. --Eh?Since the death of the former queen, His Majesty, he has grown old