女神
Chapter 1 (15)
Pay it and it doesn't matter.
#We are here to light the wax for the people of the future sand ninja village! #
Different from the good atmosphere on Ling Jing's side, Little Jackie Qiya's face was broken.
"Hisso?!!!!"
Come on, let's move the time up to a few minutes ago.
Because it was discovered that Kuroro participated in the Greedy Island, in order to prevent Kuroro from finding the Psychic Master to restore his mind power, the four of Xiaojie Qiya and his party decided to use the companion card to go directly to the person who signed up for the game with Kuroro .
The four of them used the companion card in the wild, and the next second...they did see the person with the name of Kuroro, but they saw...
Fuck Σ(д;)
Who are these two people who overlap and fight in the field? ! ! !
Still men and men! !
Obviously, the two entangled in the river were also stunned by the sudden appearance.
Jin who was twitching: "..." Damn it!Xiaojie?son! ! ! ! ! Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
Hisoka: "..."
But a pervert is indeed a pervert!Hisoka was the first to come back to his senses, and said indifferently, "Oh, look at who these are..."
Xiaojie murmured in a broken voice, "This body voice seems to be..."
Qi Ya: "... Hisoka?" (○Д○)
Fuck! ! !Eyes are going to be blind! ! !
Hisoka was crushed by a man! ! ! !
Bisji hid behind the tree with her face flushed and covered her face with her hands, her eyes peeking through the gaps between her fingers, well, it's so emotional~!
Here Ling Jing also saw the name of Chrollo Ruxilu, and was surprised. He thought it would take a long time to find it, but he didn't expect to find it so soon.
Ling Jing also took out the companion card, and read: "Kulolo Luxilu, let's go together." As soon as the words fell, the light of the card enveloped the three people and the cat, and disappeared in place.
At the same time, when Jin was about to take that thing out of Hisoka's body, a flash of light flashed around Xiaojie and the others.
No way? ... Jin looked at the light with a bad feeling.
Sure enough, when Ling Jing and the others suddenly appeared, not only Jin, but also Hisoka felt embarrassed to death.
Ling Jing: "..."
Gangji: "..."
Gaara hugged Shukaku and turned around with a smoldering face.
"Hey! Gaara, you are blocking my sight!!" Shukaku struggled to climb onto Gaara's shoulder, looked at the people in the water, and then "...".
Ling Jing couldn't help admiring: "...you guys had such a good time."
gold:"……"
Jin quickly pulled out the thing, Hisoka snorted, and petrified Xiaojie and the three of them (not counting Bisji) who had recovered from Ling Jing's sudden stiffness.
Ling Jing kindly handed them the clothes, and Jin put them on quickly while not forgetting to put Hisoka on too.Based on Jin's understanding of Hisoka, if he doesn't force him to put on clothes, the other party will definitely be able to chat happily with others without wearing clothes! ! (You got the truth.)
Xiaojie blushed and didn't dare to look at them, so he greeted Ling Jing, "Hi Xiaojing, we meet again."
For Qi Ya, who has watched paid channels (etc.) since he was a child, although he was surprised that men and men did this and that men and men can be together, there is nothing embarrassing about it.
As for the other muscular man who is still in petrification, we just ignore it.
Ling Jing looked at Xiaojie, then looked at Jin, then looked at Xiaojie, then looked at Jin... clenched her left hand and knocked on her right hand, she suddenly said: "I just said there is something wrong, you two It looks like it!"
Jin: "..." Please stop talking! !
Xiaojie looked at Ling Jing in a daze, who is this person?So familiar!
Qi Ya: "Huh? Right! It really looks like it!" He joked, "Are you really not related by blood?"
Ling Jing: "That man's name is Kim Fulishi."
Xiaojie smiled naturally, "Qi Ya! Our names are so similar!"
Tsunayoshi: "..." It's natural to compete with Yamamoto-san! !
Qiu: "..."
Qi Ya's mouth twitched, and he was also defeated by his good friend, "Xiaojie, what's your father's name?"
"Jin Fulishi..." Xiaojie scratched his head and was taken aback, "His name is the same as my father's name."
Even Jin didn't know what to say now.
Veins popped out on Qi Ya's forehead: "Idiot, idiot!! He is your father!!"
Xiaojie was dumbfounded, "Eh? But why is Dad and Hisoka together?"
∑('△')? !
Chiya: No, that's not true...
Jin still felt that the trouble was not big enough, so he said with a smile: "Xiaojie, you finally found me!" Although it was not the right time to find me. "And you brought your daughter-in-law to find me!! You still beat up the enemy's family! Well done!!"
Xiaojie stared blankly at his father: ...Huh?young married woman?
Qi Ya's face was fuming with smoke, and he waved his hands in a panic: "Xiaojie and I are just friends!! What the hell is a daughter-in-law!! (///ˊ口ˋ///)"
Xiaojie stared blankly at Qi Ya, not understanding why the other party reacted so strongly.
Qi Ya went crazy: "Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot!! What kind of eyes do you have!!"
Gaara: ... I always feel that the way these two people get along is an illusion.
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Xiaojie: "So, Dad, Hisoka is..."
Jin laughed, but what he said made Qi Ya and Xiaojie almost collapse, "Haha, he is your stepmother."
#Dad I haven’t seen for more than ten years found me a stepmother! #
#Stepmother is a man#
#Stepmother is a perverted dangerous person#
#What should I do if I encounter the above situation, urgent, online, etc.#
It took a lot of time for Xiaojie and his party, who were hit by the universe, to accept this matter.
When Xiaojie came back to his senses, there was no sign of Jin and Hisoka in the river, "Huh? Where's Dad?"
The moment Ling Jing saw Hisoka, she knew that it must be Hisoka who came to Greedy Island under the name of Kuroro, so she didn't stop Jin from taking Hisoka away, and heard Xiaojie's surprised voice. Outburst, said: "They changed the place to have sex."
Xiaojie: "..."
Qiu: "..."
〣(oΔo)〣
"Pfft!" Gang Ji was amused by their reaction, and said, "Jing Sang is teasing you, don't take it seriously."
Xiaojie had a question mark above his head: "Jing Sang?" He looked at Ling Jing carefully, and the more he looked at him, the more familiar he looked, and suddenly he clenched his right fist and tapped on the palm of his left hand, "You are Xiao Jing!!!"
Qi Ya: "What are you talking about, Xiaojie, Xiaojing is only five years old!"
Xiaojie touched the back of his head silently, "That's right."
Ling Jing said hello: "Little Jie Qiya, long time no see."
Eh? ? ?
After Ling Jing's serious nonsense, no, after the explanation, Xiaojie and Qi Ya finally knew that the other party was originally 14 years old, and because they ate something unknown, they temporarily turned into a four- or five-year-old child.
Although Qi Ya always felt that there was something wrong, but he couldn't think of any other reason, so he could only believe it with suspicion.
But Qi Ya looked at this strange brown-haired man strangely and asked, "Then who are you?" It was the first time he had seen Xiao Jing trust him so much.
Tsunayoshi smiled softly: "I am Jingsang's boyfriend, Sawada Tsunayoshi, please give me your advice."
Xiaojie was surprised: "Boyfriend? Isn't Xiaojing a man?"
Gangji nodded: "Yes, what's wrong?"
Σ(っ°Д°;)っ"Men and men..."
Ling Jing looked at Xiaojie as a matter of course: "Didn't your father find you a male stepmother? Besides, you also have a boyfriend." After speaking, Ling Jing glanced at Qi Ya.
Xiaojie scratched his head foolishly: "That's right."
Qi Ya frowned: "You idiot idiot!! Who is your boyfriend!"
Xiaojie was stunned for a moment, and immediately counterattacked: "Who is an idiot! Dad found a man, am I wrong?! So Qi Ya's focus is wrong!"
Qi Ya blushed: "Ah! Who has the wrong focus! ... So why do you have to admit it!"
Xiaojie: "Huh? I..."
Ling Jing hurriedly interrupted them: "Since we found the wrong person, let's go, Ah Gang, Xiao Ai."
Xiaojie: "Find the wrong person? Who are you looking for?"
Qi Ya said solemnly: "... Hisoka used Kuroro's name to sign up. Since you said you found the wrong person, then you also used the companion card?... You are looking for Kuroro?!"
Ling Jing praised: "You're very smart."
Qi Ya: "Here is Kuroro? Xiaojing, since you will come to find Kuroro, you should know that Kuroro is sealed and read it!"
Ling Jing: "Yes, I know."
Kiya looked at the other party's calm expression unexpectedly: "Aren't you angry? Kurapika asked someone to seal his thoughts, Kuroro is your adoptive father, and we are Kurapika's friends..."
Ling Jing said suddenly: "Would you be happy if your father was sealed?"
"Happy!!...uh..." Qi Ya looked away in embarrassment, oops, accidentally slipped his mouth.
Ling Jing didn't seem to notice his embarrassment, and said, "Me too, as long as Kuroro doesn't die, you can torment him whatever you want, with a big light bulb on his face, he looks like I'm God, I've always disliked him Already!"
Gangji: "..."
Gaara: "..."
Qiu: "..."
Xiaojie: "..." This, this development is wrong...
Bi Siji covered her mouth and smiled: "...you are really interesting."
Xiaojie: "By the way, we have to gather 15 people to compete, why don't you Xiaojing join us?!"
Ling Jing looked at it, and it happened that they didn't have this card, so she agreed.
In the end, Xiaojie gathered some more people, and cleared the game after reaching 15 people.
Ling Jing also bid farewell to them, although Xiaojie tried to persuade him to stay, but he still broke free with Ling Jing saying that I was going to find Kuroro.
Xiaojie: "Hey, Xiaojing, how about we come to the competition who will clear the level first?!"
Ling Jing: "I refuse."
Xiaojie laughed and thought about it: "Xiao Jing, you are still like this!"
This appearance made Gang Ji's alarm ring loudly, and hurriedly pulled Ling Jing away like a calf.
Next, the three of Ling Jing spent a week collecting all the cards. The game clearance reward Ling Jing asked for all the cards and took them away.Originally, the game party didn't intend to agree, but who asked the other party to bring Jin, one of the game's inventors, here.
Jin: ...Xiao Jing, how did you find me!
Hisoka looked away guiltily.
Ling Jing silently chanted the mantra: [Coming with] Kurolo Luxilu
After coming out of the game Greedy Island, Ling Jing regained her thoughts of having fun (cough) and began to look for Kuroro seriously.
I have to say that it is very easy for Ling Jing to find someone. Not to mention the cheating device of Xiaozhi, he is also a plant-type supernatural being, who can communicate with plants. Ask the surrounding plants if they have seen Clow Luo's method is also feasible.But Ling Jing doesn't plan to use this method. If the network is not accessible, he might still do it in a ninja world, but now in a world covered by the network, he has a brain twitch before asking plants.
According to the route provided by Xiaozhi, Ling Jing quickly found Kuroro, and the astonished eyes of the other party entertained him very well, so he gave up the idea of laughing at the other party, and said in a gloating tone: "Being an ordinary person how do you feel?"
"It feels pretty good." Kuroro didn't ask him why he suddenly turned into a teenager, and teased himself without the slightest bit of frustration, asking, "When did you come back?"
"It's been more than 20 days since I came back."
Ku Luoluo gave a hand, "It seems that you are having a good time, Xiaojing."
"Cough, it's okay." Ling Jing turned her head guiltily, hiding her embarrassment and said, "I'm here to restore your mind power."
Kuroro's heart moved, and he looked at Gangji and Gaara who were standing beside Ling Jing from the beginning, and asked, "Who is the master of these two people?"
"neither."
Kuroro raised an eyebrow and waited for his next words.
"Tsk, I thought you would be excited." Ling Jing was upset, "Forget it, I'll help you break the seal." As he spoke, he grabbed Kuroro's arm, and his mental power penetrated into the opponent's body...
A few minutes later, Ling Jing let go of Kuroro's arm, and Gang Ji stepped forward and kissed his wet forehead in distress.
Seeing this, Kuroro was surprised, but he didn't say anything.After trying my own strength and finding that all of them were back, I couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Ling Jing twitched her mouth, pushed away someone who was always looking for opportunities to eat her own tofu, and said, "Dad, if you die like this again, I won't be able to save you next time."
The corners of Kuroro's eyes twitched when he was called daddy, and he said seriously: "One accident is enough."
"Sa~ then let's go."
Ling Jing paid homage to Kuroro, and then took the two of them and a cat to find a place where no one was watching. "Okay, let's learn ninja world."
"Wait!" Tsuna yelled hastily.
"what happened?"
The corner of Tsunayoshi's mouth twitched and said, "Shizu-san, you forgot Uchiha Sasuke."
My love Luo was stunned: "...Huh?"
Ling Jing: "... Huh"
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"You are here..."
Sasuke finally couldn't help but fell to the ground exhausted when he saw a familiar person.
Gaara couldn't believe it when he met Sasuke!Is this man in a mess, with dirty clothes and skin, really the noble and arrogant Sasuke Uchiha? ?
Because Ling Jing was guilty, she didn't dislike the other party, so she sent a water dragon to clean him up (and said she didn't dislike it!), and to express their apologies, the three of them took him to the airship to rest.
"It's so pitiful, they're all skinny."
"Well, I must not have had a full meal."
"It is also necessary to prevent others from sneak attacking."
"kindness."
Sasuke: "...can the three of you not discuss while eating by my bedside?"
"Cough." Ling Jing put the cake into her mouth, "Sasuke, you're awake."
You are all like this, can I not wake up? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴
"Change clothes when you wake up, we have to go back to the ninja world!" Ling Jing said calmly as if she didn't see the veins on his forehead.
Sasuke: "...you almost forgot that I was still in Meteor Street, and went back to Ninja World?"
Tsuna and Gaara turned their heads away from him with guilt.
Ling Jing was serious: "How could it be! Am I that kind of person!"
Gangji: "..."
Gaara: "..."
Sasuke looked at him suspiciously.
Ling Jing quickly changed the subject before he found out, and said, "By the way, how is your strength?"
Sasuke's eyes flashed brightly, and he looked down at his hands. In the past month, he had killed more people than he had killed in his previous days.After he arrived on Meteor Street, he didn't know the situation there at first, and he didn't know how many betrayals he had suffered.Moreover, he looks good, and during the period, many people hit his body's idea!Eat and drink, all must rob other people's food!On Meteor Street, he really experienced what darkness is and what it is to eat the strong. Compared with his previous behavior of being irritable and wanting to kill that man, he was so weak! !
"Fortunately, Sharingan has already opened three-pointed jade." In less than a month, opening two-pointed jade in a row was unthinkable before him, even for that man. "Ninjutsu and Nenjutsu have also improved a lot, but the physical strength is probably the one that has benefited the most..."
When he was on Meteor Street, he didn't have time to think about his own strength. Now that he counted it, Sasuke realized that he had improved so much!
I love Luo watching with jealousy: "I also want to go to Meteor Street."
Gang Ji joked: "Aren't you most afraid of betrayal? Meteor Street is full of people who will betray."
Gaara, whose black history was told by the enemy in public, turned black immediately, "Ninjutsu-sandstorm funeral!"
"Breakthrough at zero point—"
Ling Jing: "==#Do you two want to break the airship?!!!"
Sasuke felt silent in his heart, the three of them have such a good relationship...
Ling Jing roared angrily: "Uchiha Satoshi helps you to change clothes and eat for me! Go back to Ninja World immediately!!"
Sasuke: "!"
Although Ling Jing thinks that Konoha will be in a few hours, but there is a saying that the plan cannot keep up with the change, because Sasuke has stayed in Meteor Street for too long, and he is surrounded by murderous aura, so he has to eat, drink and play in this world (hey!) a few days.Wait for Sasuke to stabilize before going back.
A few days later, Ling Jing asked Xiaozhi to fix the passage to the ninja world, and then brought the three of them to the ninja world.
After asking a villager, I found out that tomorrow is the last Chunin exam.
Ling Jing told me that Gaara and Sasuke had something to do, and asked them to go back to rest and get up enough energy to take the exam.
Then he left the two of them, took Gangji's hand and left.
Gaara gritted her teeth, and stared fiercely at Ling Jing and Gang Ji's connected hands, "Sooner or later, I will snatch Jing Sang over!"
Sasuke told him quietly: "Stop dreaming."
Gaara: "..."
Sasuke touched his pocket, wanting to find out the tomato-flavored candy he specially brought over, but the pocket was empty, "Strange... Where is my tomato candy... Isn't it in this pocket?"
Gaara is not well-informed, so he hurriedly ran away.
Sasuke was puzzled, "What is this guy doing so fast... Wait! Could it be..."
"Gara!! You stole my candy again!!!" (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴
Tsunaki looked at the misty hot spring in front of him, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Jingsang, didn't you say you were going to find Sandai..." Why did you come to the hot spring! !
"I lied."
The corners of Gangji's mouth twitched even more, "You are the only one who is so confident in deceiving people... Wait?! Jingsang, you, you..."
Ling Jing calmly took off the last underwear, put the black gothic loli on the shelf, and asked, "What's wrong?"
Gang Ji's cheeks were flushed, and his eyes were gurgling on Ling Jing's naked body without blinking, "Your clothes..."
"Ah. Of course I have to take off my clothes in the hot spring." Ling Jing's eyes flashed, and she turned her head to look at Gangji. The long black hair moved because of the movement of the owner's head, and the tip of the hair slightly traced the upturned buttocks. Detsunayoshi's mouth was dry.But someone didn't consciously smile, "Gang, don't you take a hot spring?"
The sweetheart's obvious seductive behavior, if you endure it, you won't be a man! !
"Yes!!" As he said, Gangji ripped off his clothes two or three times, and suddenly threw Ling Jing who was standing on the edge of the hot spring into the hot spring. "Let's have a good soak in the hot spring!!!"
……
Early the next morning, Gang Ji gently woke Ling Jing up, thinking about what happened last night, she wished she could go out for a few laps.
Ling Jing opened her eyes, and pushed away the kissing Gang Ji with one hand, as if she didn't see the hickey marks on her body, she got out of bed with a normal expression, and tidied herself up. If he was sitting in the wrong posture, Tsuna would think that everything that happened last night was his dream.
Thinking of last night, Gangji couldn't help being silly again, now Jingsang is completely mine~~o(≧v≦)o
Ling Jing didn't feel any embarrassment at all, but seeing Gang Ji so happy, Ling Jing felt a little funny.
"Gang, if you keep laughing, the Chunin exam will be over."
"Ah?! Oh! Then let's go."
When Ling Jing and Gang Ji arrived at the competition venue, they quietly found a seat closer to the competition without notifying people they knew.
But Gaara, who was always paying attention to her surroundings, saw Ling Jing, and smiled indistinctly at the corner of her mouth, while Tsuna Guitar next to Ling Jing ignored it.
Gang Ji, who was ignored, was looking at Ling Jing's butt worriedly (cough!), nervously said: "Jing Sang, is the seat too hard? Why don't you sit on my lap!"
Ling Jing clearly sensed the gazes from around her, so she glared at him from embarrassment, "No need."
Gangji let out a sigh of pity.
What a pity you are! (#-.-)
While Tsunayoshi and Ling Jing were talking, the first match below began, Neiji Hyuga vs Naruto Uzumaki.
Seeing these two people, Ling Jing watched with great interest.
Tsuna pouted, and viciously "cursed" Naruto for losing to the opponent!Just pray that Naruto will be defeated and be beaten up by the opponent at the same time!
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Hyuga Neji said seriously: "I admit that you are very strong! But you are still not as good as me!"
Naruto didn't answer him, and asked the examiner directly: "Hey, pets are allowed in the exam, right?"
The examiner was stunned, "...Huh? En."
"Pet? Naruto has a pet? Kakashi, do you know what it is?" Kai asked puzzled.
Kakashi looked up at the sky in embarrassment, could he say that he didn't know... "The pet he mentioned could be psychic...?" He said uncertainly.
The people around echoed without doubt, "So that's how it is!"
Hinata Ningji sarcastically said, "You want to use psychic techniques against me?" Apparently he also thinks that the so-called pets are psychic techniques.
Naruto: "You will know when the time comes."
Ling Jing raised her eyebrows when she heard what Naruto said, pet?It's Xiaoye.
Sure enough, as Ling Jing guessed, Naruto and Neiji Hinata were on par in strength, and neither of them could do anything to the other.Finally, under the astonished eyes of the others, the vines that had been entwined around Naruto's arm moved, growing and elongating at an astonishing speed.
Kakashi was surprised: "That's Naruto's pet? I thought it was Naruto's decoration."
Ino: "That guy Naruto..."
Xiao Li is full of fighting spirit: "We must find a chance to compete with Naruto!"
Naruto smiled naturally, "Hahahaha, it seems a bit incompetent!" Then he and Xiaoye sent Hinata Ningji away without hesitation.
People who thought Naruto would fight fairly:...==
Kakashi who just wanted to praise people: "..."
You said that victory is not a fight, and you are merciless? ? ? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴
"Hey." Naruto scratched his head and smiled in Ling Jing's direction as if he didn't notice something was wrong.
Tsuna Yoshi: ...(▼皮▼#) This is a provocation! !
The next match was much more exciting than Naruto's match against Ningji Hyuga, at least everyone else used their strength, not like Naruto's shameless bullying.
"Hey! How am I shameless?! This is my own strength, okay!!" Naruto retorted dissatisfied.
Everyone in Kakashi: "Hehe."
Sakura suddenly looked happily at the field below and said, "Look, look, it's time for Sasuke to compete!"
Naruto squinted his eyes and pouted his mouth, "Don't get your hopes up too much, his opponent is that person!"
I love Lo...
Everyone looked down worriedly.
Kakashi comforted: "Well, didn't Sasuke disappear for a month to do special training, he should be fine..." In the end, even he himself lost confidence.
On the field:
Gaara and Sasuke are confronting each other, full of fighting spirit.The people above looked at them nervously and intently.
Then I heard the following conversation:
Sasuke asked: "Where's the tomato candy in my pocket?!"
Gaara casually said: "How do I know, maybe you ate it yourself."
Sasuke: "Nonsense! Obviously you took it while I was not paying attention!!"
Gaara: "Only you like the sweet and sour taste! I don't like it!!"
Sasuke: "Huh?! Then give me the candy in your pocket?!"
I love Luo Jing for a moment, then said murderously, "I'm going to kill you!"
Everyone: "..."
Is there something wrong with this conversation...
Everyone in Kakashi was in a mess, so they agreed to fight each other against each other? ! !Are these childish words really spoken by two people! !Mom, am I dreaming! ! ! Σ(дlll)
Kankuro & Temari: "..." Damn it! !Such a cute and arrogant person is definitely not the cruel Gaara! ! ! !
But that's not all.
I saw Gaara running towards Sasuke quickly, then Gaara raised his fist, and he hit...
Everyone: "...!"
Everyone collapsed and looked at the two people who were playing like a house below!
You punch me, I bite you, you pull my hair, I bite your ear...the two lying on the ground entangled...
Everyone: "..."
The promised wonderful and extremely praiseful Zhongnin competition is a feast for the eyes! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴
What the hell is this! ! (╯°Д°)╯︵┴┴
The reason for the fight is still so speechless! ╯口╰
In fact, I really don't blame Gaara and Sasuke, who told them to fight with ninjutsu or taijutsu when they were in the airship, and Ling Jing would let them eat all kinds of dark dishes!No repetitions!I have eaten all the shadows in my heart!So as long as they want to fight, they can only use this method.
And now, Gaara and Sasuke apparently forgot that they weren't on the airship anymore.
So Xiaojing, you are the real BOSS!
Maybe even Orochimaru couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't wait to pull down the signal.
However, just when Orochimaru was proud...he was surrounded by Konoha's ninjas...==
Orochimaru looked confused, even if he was so stupid at this time, seeing the smiling expression of the third generation and the subordinates who had not come for a long time, he understood that this was a trap specially aimed at him.
However, Orochimaru is worthy of being one of the three ninjas, and he was able to escape successfully surrounded by many ninjas.
Sandai let out a gulp and asked, "Xiao Jing, why didn't you stop Orochimaru? It's easy to kill him with your strength, isn't it?"
Ling Jing half-closed her eyes, and said quietly: "Ah, treat the pregnant husband well."
Three generations: "!" What the hell? ! !
Ling Jing: "Ah, yes. Orochimaru will be pregnant in a month."
Three generations: "Pfft! Cough cough cough!!!"
Jilai also walked by, and when he heard the words "Oshemaru" and "pregnant", he immediately ran over and shouted, "Oshemaru is pregnant???"
The people around were silent, stunned in place.
ha?Orochimaru pregnant?Didn't he come to destroy Konoha? ! ∑('△')? !
Ling Jing sneered inwardly, isn't this person Ziraiya? !He has a grudge against the other party.
I think when Tsunayoshi came to this world on the first day, he took Tsunayoshi to introduce Konoha, passed by the river, and saw this person peeping at a woman taking a bath, Tsunayoshi wanted him to go, but was discovered by the woman inside, and he came They also beat back and said that Tsuna was peeping!If it wasn't for the luck that Ling Jing was by my side at the time, some women might have believed it! !
It's fine to cheat him!I'm so impatient to actually put my idea on Tsunaji's head! !
He ran away at that time, but now he came to the door by himself, so don't blame him for being "cruel and merciless".
Apparently Zilai had forgotten that little thing long ago, otherwise he wouldn't have come here.No, with Jiraiya's personality, even if he remembered the other party, he wouldn't care about it!
Ling Jing pretended not to know Ziraiya, and out of the corner of her eye, she saw that many people were eavesdropping, a hint of cunning flashed in her eyes, and she said very seriously: "I heard that Orochimaru is pregnant with a girl named Jiraiya. Human child, the purpose of coming to Mie Konoha this time is to find Ziraiya and ask him to give him an explanation."
Jiraiya: "..."〣(oΔo)〣
Gang Ji: "..." If I didn't know the truth, I would have almost believed it!
The people around suddenly realized that it was so! "Hey, Orochimaru is also a poor person. It's fine to be abandoned by that man named Jiraiya, and he is still looking for someone during pregnancy!"
"Yeah yeah!"
"That Jiraiya is really not a thing!"
Jiraiya: "..."
Kakashi and others: "..." So the truth is like this... Is it...
The third generation looked at Jilai with a complicated expression, "Did Orochimaru really have your child?"
Zilai was also confused.
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"Huh? How is it possible!! How could Orochimaru be pregnant with my child?! No! He's a man! It's possible to be pregnant!!!" Jiraiya shouted in a broken voice.
Naruto made up the knife, "But she is a lecherous fairy, I saw that she was a woman during the second Chunin exam..."
Ling Jing gave Naruto a good job look, Naruto smiled and whistled, so he didn't lie!
Sasuke: "..." Although it is the truth, I always feel that something is wrong...
I love Luo Wangtian, he doesn't know anything, pregnancy stone or something... When did Jingsang put it on Dashewan?
Ling Jing pretended to be surprised and said, "So you are Zilai!"
Jiraiya: "Huh? O△O?"
Ling Jing's voice successfully attracted everyone's attention.
"Jiraiya? He's here!"
"Jiraiya, one of the legendary Sannin, used to be teammates with Orochimaru!"
"I heard that they had a good relationship before!"
"Perhaps Zilai also took Orochimaru before, and then refused to admit it!"
"Then Orochimaru can't stand Judgment Village anymore!"
"Does heaven know?"
"The little yellow book?"
"He wrote it!"
"Scumbag!!"
Mitarai Red Bean: ... So that's why the teacher betrayed the village!
Jiraiya: "Eh? ()Д(ヽ)" He and Jiraiya were enemies before, okay? !And when did he take Orochimaru? ! ! !
Seeing their words getting more and more outrageous, Jilai finally couldn't bear more and more condemning eyes, and ran away with tears streaming down his face.
We must find Orochimaru and bring him out to clarify the facts! ! !Tell everyone that Orochimaru is not pregnant at all! !
↑However, when you find it, Orochimaru is already pregnant.
Seeing that things were going according to his train of thought, Ling Jing was satisfied and quietly pulled Gang Ji back out, casually giving Gaara who had been looking at him a look.
Seeing this, Gaara quietly followed behind without attracting everyone's attention.
The three of them walked to a hidden place, Ling Jing: "Gaara, we are leaving, let me ask you again, are you sure you want to go with us?"
Gaara nodded without the slightest hesitation, as for his father Kazekage's death, what does it matter to him? !And there are Kankuro and Temari here!
The moment Gaara nodded, Ling Jing asked Xiaozhi to teleport them there.
'Master, only a few hours have passed. When Ling Jing returned to the hotel room, Xiaozhi reminded Ling Jing in his mind.
Ling Jing nodded to show that she understood, called the hotel customer service to arrange a room, took out a card and put it in front of Gaara, "Xiao Ai, you will sleep in the next room, I have work these days, If you want to go out and play, go, this is the card."
Gaara already knew how to use this thing in Hunter World, so he accepted it without hypocrisy, and asked, "Since my room is next door, what about Sawada Tsunayoshi's?"
Gangji smiled and said, "Of course I live with Jingsang!"
really!
Gaara looked at the arrogant Tsunaki full of murderous intent.
Ling Jing hurriedly interrupted the two, "Gang, you came to Ikebukuro alone?"
"No, there are also Li Baoen and the others, and they don't know where Li Baoen is now."
"Yo~"
A baby's head popped out of the window and greeted them.
Gang Ji was taken aback, and his veins popped out: "Li Baoen!!! Don't appear suddenly! Especially don't just show up with one head! It's scary, hey!!!"
"Too timid, stupid gang."
Li Baoen turned over and entered the window, staring at Gaara for a while, and said to Ling Jing: "It seems that you have harvested another good seedling."
"It's okay." Ling Jing took it as a compliment, and said to Gaara: "Xiao Ai, this baby is called Li Baoen, and he is Ah Gang's tutor. You can take him with you when you go out to play in the future. He won't let you suffer. of."
Gaara was staring at the very uncoordinated baby in front of him, but when he heard Ling Jing's words of concern for him, he hummed shyly.
Ling Jing: "Li Baoen, Xiao Ai is a very shy child, you have to take good care of him in the future, and don't let him be bullied."
When Li Baoen thought of the murderous look in the other party's eyes and the strong bloody atmosphere around him, he was rarely silent.
are you kidding me? !Who would dare to bully such a dangerous person? ? ! ! !Are you sure he wasn't bullying others? !
Ling Jing didn't care what the other party was thinking about him, and said: "Since you are here now, you should also find Shizuo Heiwajima and Rin Orihara."
#We are here to light the wax for the people of the future sand ninja village! #
Different from the good atmosphere on Ling Jing's side, Little Jackie Qiya's face was broken.
"Hisso?!!!!"
Come on, let's move the time up to a few minutes ago.
Because it was discovered that Kuroro participated in the Greedy Island, in order to prevent Kuroro from finding the Psychic Master to restore his mind power, the four of Xiaojie Qiya and his party decided to use the companion card to go directly to the person who signed up for the game with Kuroro .
The four of them used the companion card in the wild, and the next second...they did see the person with the name of Kuroro, but they saw...
Fuck Σ(д;)
Who are these two people who overlap and fight in the field? ! ! !
Still men and men! !
Obviously, the two entangled in the river were also stunned by the sudden appearance.
Jin who was twitching: "..." Damn it!Xiaojie?son! ! ! ! ! Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
Hisoka: "..."
But a pervert is indeed a pervert!Hisoka was the first to come back to his senses, and said indifferently, "Oh, look at who these are..."
Xiaojie murmured in a broken voice, "This body voice seems to be..."
Qi Ya: "... Hisoka?" (○Д○)
Fuck! ! !Eyes are going to be blind! ! !
Hisoka was crushed by a man! ! ! !
Bisji hid behind the tree with her face flushed and covered her face with her hands, her eyes peeking through the gaps between her fingers, well, it's so emotional~!
Here Ling Jing also saw the name of Chrollo Ruxilu, and was surprised. He thought it would take a long time to find it, but he didn't expect to find it so soon.
Ling Jing also took out the companion card, and read: "Kulolo Luxilu, let's go together." As soon as the words fell, the light of the card enveloped the three people and the cat, and disappeared in place.
At the same time, when Jin was about to take that thing out of Hisoka's body, a flash of light flashed around Xiaojie and the others.
No way? ... Jin looked at the light with a bad feeling.
Sure enough, when Ling Jing and the others suddenly appeared, not only Jin, but also Hisoka felt embarrassed to death.
Ling Jing: "..."
Gangji: "..."
Gaara hugged Shukaku and turned around with a smoldering face.
"Hey! Gaara, you are blocking my sight!!" Shukaku struggled to climb onto Gaara's shoulder, looked at the people in the water, and then "...".
Ling Jing couldn't help admiring: "...you guys had such a good time."
gold:"……"
Jin quickly pulled out the thing, Hisoka snorted, and petrified Xiaojie and the three of them (not counting Bisji) who had recovered from Ling Jing's sudden stiffness.
Ling Jing kindly handed them the clothes, and Jin put them on quickly while not forgetting to put Hisoka on too.Based on Jin's understanding of Hisoka, if he doesn't force him to put on clothes, the other party will definitely be able to chat happily with others without wearing clothes! ! (You got the truth.)
Xiaojie blushed and didn't dare to look at them, so he greeted Ling Jing, "Hi Xiaojing, we meet again."
For Qi Ya, who has watched paid channels (etc.) since he was a child, although he was surprised that men and men did this and that men and men can be together, there is nothing embarrassing about it.
As for the other muscular man who is still in petrification, we just ignore it.
Ling Jing looked at Xiaojie, then looked at Jin, then looked at Xiaojie, then looked at Jin... clenched her left hand and knocked on her right hand, she suddenly said: "I just said there is something wrong, you two It looks like it!"
Jin: "..." Please stop talking! !
Xiaojie looked at Ling Jing in a daze, who is this person?So familiar!
Qi Ya: "Huh? Right! It really looks like it!" He joked, "Are you really not related by blood?"
Ling Jing: "That man's name is Kim Fulishi."
Xiaojie smiled naturally, "Qi Ya! Our names are so similar!"
Tsunayoshi: "..." It's natural to compete with Yamamoto-san! !
Qiu: "..."
Qi Ya's mouth twitched, and he was also defeated by his good friend, "Xiaojie, what's your father's name?"
"Jin Fulishi..." Xiaojie scratched his head and was taken aback, "His name is the same as my father's name."
Even Jin didn't know what to say now.
Veins popped out on Qi Ya's forehead: "Idiot, idiot!! He is your father!!"
Xiaojie was dumbfounded, "Eh? But why is Dad and Hisoka together?"
∑('△')? !
Chiya: No, that's not true...
Jin still felt that the trouble was not big enough, so he said with a smile: "Xiaojie, you finally found me!" Although it was not the right time to find me. "And you brought your daughter-in-law to find me!! You still beat up the enemy's family! Well done!!"
Xiaojie stared blankly at his father: ...Huh?young married woman?
Qi Ya's face was fuming with smoke, and he waved his hands in a panic: "Xiaojie and I are just friends!! What the hell is a daughter-in-law!! (///ˊ口ˋ///)"
Xiaojie stared blankly at Qi Ya, not understanding why the other party reacted so strongly.
Qi Ya went crazy: "Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot!! What kind of eyes do you have!!"
Gaara: ... I always feel that the way these two people get along is an illusion.
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Xiaojie: "So, Dad, Hisoka is..."
Jin laughed, but what he said made Qi Ya and Xiaojie almost collapse, "Haha, he is your stepmother."
#Dad I haven’t seen for more than ten years found me a stepmother! #
#Stepmother is a man#
#Stepmother is a perverted dangerous person#
#What should I do if I encounter the above situation, urgent, online, etc.#
It took a lot of time for Xiaojie and his party, who were hit by the universe, to accept this matter.
When Xiaojie came back to his senses, there was no sign of Jin and Hisoka in the river, "Huh? Where's Dad?"
The moment Ling Jing saw Hisoka, she knew that it must be Hisoka who came to Greedy Island under the name of Kuroro, so she didn't stop Jin from taking Hisoka away, and heard Xiaojie's surprised voice. Outburst, said: "They changed the place to have sex."
Xiaojie: "..."
Qiu: "..."
〣(oΔo)〣
"Pfft!" Gang Ji was amused by their reaction, and said, "Jing Sang is teasing you, don't take it seriously."
Xiaojie had a question mark above his head: "Jing Sang?" He looked at Ling Jing carefully, and the more he looked at him, the more familiar he looked, and suddenly he clenched his right fist and tapped on the palm of his left hand, "You are Xiao Jing!!!"
Qi Ya: "What are you talking about, Xiaojie, Xiaojing is only five years old!"
Xiaojie touched the back of his head silently, "That's right."
Ling Jing said hello: "Little Jie Qiya, long time no see."
Eh? ? ?
After Ling Jing's serious nonsense, no, after the explanation, Xiaojie and Qi Ya finally knew that the other party was originally 14 years old, and because they ate something unknown, they temporarily turned into a four- or five-year-old child.
Although Qi Ya always felt that there was something wrong, but he couldn't think of any other reason, so he could only believe it with suspicion.
But Qi Ya looked at this strange brown-haired man strangely and asked, "Then who are you?" It was the first time he had seen Xiao Jing trust him so much.
Tsunayoshi smiled softly: "I am Jingsang's boyfriend, Sawada Tsunayoshi, please give me your advice."
Xiaojie was surprised: "Boyfriend? Isn't Xiaojing a man?"
Gangji nodded: "Yes, what's wrong?"
Σ(っ°Д°;)っ"Men and men..."
Ling Jing looked at Xiaojie as a matter of course: "Didn't your father find you a male stepmother? Besides, you also have a boyfriend." After speaking, Ling Jing glanced at Qi Ya.
Xiaojie scratched his head foolishly: "That's right."
Qi Ya frowned: "You idiot idiot!! Who is your boyfriend!"
Xiaojie was stunned for a moment, and immediately counterattacked: "Who is an idiot! Dad found a man, am I wrong?! So Qi Ya's focus is wrong!"
Qi Ya blushed: "Ah! Who has the wrong focus! ... So why do you have to admit it!"
Xiaojie: "Huh? I..."
Ling Jing hurriedly interrupted them: "Since we found the wrong person, let's go, Ah Gang, Xiao Ai."
Xiaojie: "Find the wrong person? Who are you looking for?"
Qi Ya said solemnly: "... Hisoka used Kuroro's name to sign up. Since you said you found the wrong person, then you also used the companion card?... You are looking for Kuroro?!"
Ling Jing praised: "You're very smart."
Qi Ya: "Here is Kuroro? Xiaojing, since you will come to find Kuroro, you should know that Kuroro is sealed and read it!"
Ling Jing: "Yes, I know."
Kiya looked at the other party's calm expression unexpectedly: "Aren't you angry? Kurapika asked someone to seal his thoughts, Kuroro is your adoptive father, and we are Kurapika's friends..."
Ling Jing said suddenly: "Would you be happy if your father was sealed?"
"Happy!!...uh..." Qi Ya looked away in embarrassment, oops, accidentally slipped his mouth.
Ling Jing didn't seem to notice his embarrassment, and said, "Me too, as long as Kuroro doesn't die, you can torment him whatever you want, with a big light bulb on his face, he looks like I'm God, I've always disliked him Already!"
Gangji: "..."
Gaara: "..."
Qiu: "..."
Xiaojie: "..." This, this development is wrong...
Bi Siji covered her mouth and smiled: "...you are really interesting."
Xiaojie: "By the way, we have to gather 15 people to compete, why don't you Xiaojing join us?!"
Ling Jing looked at it, and it happened that they didn't have this card, so she agreed.
In the end, Xiaojie gathered some more people, and cleared the game after reaching 15 people.
Ling Jing also bid farewell to them, although Xiaojie tried to persuade him to stay, but he still broke free with Ling Jing saying that I was going to find Kuroro.
Xiaojie: "Hey, Xiaojing, how about we come to the competition who will clear the level first?!"
Ling Jing: "I refuse."
Xiaojie laughed and thought about it: "Xiao Jing, you are still like this!"
This appearance made Gang Ji's alarm ring loudly, and hurriedly pulled Ling Jing away like a calf.
Next, the three of Ling Jing spent a week collecting all the cards. The game clearance reward Ling Jing asked for all the cards and took them away.Originally, the game party didn't intend to agree, but who asked the other party to bring Jin, one of the game's inventors, here.
Jin: ...Xiao Jing, how did you find me!
Hisoka looked away guiltily.
Ling Jing silently chanted the mantra: [Coming with] Kurolo Luxilu
After coming out of the game Greedy Island, Ling Jing regained her thoughts of having fun (cough) and began to look for Kuroro seriously.
I have to say that it is very easy for Ling Jing to find someone. Not to mention the cheating device of Xiaozhi, he is also a plant-type supernatural being, who can communicate with plants. Ask the surrounding plants if they have seen Clow Luo's method is also feasible.But Ling Jing doesn't plan to use this method. If the network is not accessible, he might still do it in a ninja world, but now in a world covered by the network, he has a brain twitch before asking plants.
According to the route provided by Xiaozhi, Ling Jing quickly found Kuroro, and the astonished eyes of the other party entertained him very well, so he gave up the idea of laughing at the other party, and said in a gloating tone: "Being an ordinary person how do you feel?"
"It feels pretty good." Kuroro didn't ask him why he suddenly turned into a teenager, and teased himself without the slightest bit of frustration, asking, "When did you come back?"
"It's been more than 20 days since I came back."
Ku Luoluo gave a hand, "It seems that you are having a good time, Xiaojing."
"Cough, it's okay." Ling Jing turned her head guiltily, hiding her embarrassment and said, "I'm here to restore your mind power."
Kuroro's heart moved, and he looked at Gangji and Gaara who were standing beside Ling Jing from the beginning, and asked, "Who is the master of these two people?"
"neither."
Kuroro raised an eyebrow and waited for his next words.
"Tsk, I thought you would be excited." Ling Jing was upset, "Forget it, I'll help you break the seal." As he spoke, he grabbed Kuroro's arm, and his mental power penetrated into the opponent's body...
A few minutes later, Ling Jing let go of Kuroro's arm, and Gang Ji stepped forward and kissed his wet forehead in distress.
Seeing this, Kuroro was surprised, but he didn't say anything.After trying my own strength and finding that all of them were back, I couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Ling Jing twitched her mouth, pushed away someone who was always looking for opportunities to eat her own tofu, and said, "Dad, if you die like this again, I won't be able to save you next time."
The corners of Kuroro's eyes twitched when he was called daddy, and he said seriously: "One accident is enough."
"Sa~ then let's go."
Ling Jing paid homage to Kuroro, and then took the two of them and a cat to find a place where no one was watching. "Okay, let's learn ninja world."
"Wait!" Tsuna yelled hastily.
"what happened?"
The corner of Tsunayoshi's mouth twitched and said, "Shizu-san, you forgot Uchiha Sasuke."
My love Luo was stunned: "...Huh?"
Ling Jing: "... Huh"
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"You are here..."
Sasuke finally couldn't help but fell to the ground exhausted when he saw a familiar person.
Gaara couldn't believe it when he met Sasuke!Is this man in a mess, with dirty clothes and skin, really the noble and arrogant Sasuke Uchiha? ?
Because Ling Jing was guilty, she didn't dislike the other party, so she sent a water dragon to clean him up (and said she didn't dislike it!), and to express their apologies, the three of them took him to the airship to rest.
"It's so pitiful, they're all skinny."
"Well, I must not have had a full meal."
"It is also necessary to prevent others from sneak attacking."
"kindness."
Sasuke: "...can the three of you not discuss while eating by my bedside?"
"Cough." Ling Jing put the cake into her mouth, "Sasuke, you're awake."
You are all like this, can I not wake up? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴
"Change clothes when you wake up, we have to go back to the ninja world!" Ling Jing said calmly as if she didn't see the veins on his forehead.
Sasuke: "...you almost forgot that I was still in Meteor Street, and went back to Ninja World?"
Tsuna and Gaara turned their heads away from him with guilt.
Ling Jing was serious: "How could it be! Am I that kind of person!"
Gangji: "..."
Gaara: "..."
Sasuke looked at him suspiciously.
Ling Jing quickly changed the subject before he found out, and said, "By the way, how is your strength?"
Sasuke's eyes flashed brightly, and he looked down at his hands. In the past month, he had killed more people than he had killed in his previous days.After he arrived on Meteor Street, he didn't know the situation there at first, and he didn't know how many betrayals he had suffered.Moreover, he looks good, and during the period, many people hit his body's idea!Eat and drink, all must rob other people's food!On Meteor Street, he really experienced what darkness is and what it is to eat the strong. Compared with his previous behavior of being irritable and wanting to kill that man, he was so weak! !
"Fortunately, Sharingan has already opened three-pointed jade." In less than a month, opening two-pointed jade in a row was unthinkable before him, even for that man. "Ninjutsu and Nenjutsu have also improved a lot, but the physical strength is probably the one that has benefited the most..."
When he was on Meteor Street, he didn't have time to think about his own strength. Now that he counted it, Sasuke realized that he had improved so much!
I love Luo watching with jealousy: "I also want to go to Meteor Street."
Gang Ji joked: "Aren't you most afraid of betrayal? Meteor Street is full of people who will betray."
Gaara, whose black history was told by the enemy in public, turned black immediately, "Ninjutsu-sandstorm funeral!"
"Breakthrough at zero point—"
Ling Jing: "==#Do you two want to break the airship?!!!"
Sasuke felt silent in his heart, the three of them have such a good relationship...
Ling Jing roared angrily: "Uchiha Satoshi helps you to change clothes and eat for me! Go back to Ninja World immediately!!"
Sasuke: "!"
Although Ling Jing thinks that Konoha will be in a few hours, but there is a saying that the plan cannot keep up with the change, because Sasuke has stayed in Meteor Street for too long, and he is surrounded by murderous aura, so he has to eat, drink and play in this world (hey!) a few days.Wait for Sasuke to stabilize before going back.
A few days later, Ling Jing asked Xiaozhi to fix the passage to the ninja world, and then brought the three of them to the ninja world.
After asking a villager, I found out that tomorrow is the last Chunin exam.
Ling Jing told me that Gaara and Sasuke had something to do, and asked them to go back to rest and get up enough energy to take the exam.
Then he left the two of them, took Gangji's hand and left.
Gaara gritted her teeth, and stared fiercely at Ling Jing and Gang Ji's connected hands, "Sooner or later, I will snatch Jing Sang over!"
Sasuke told him quietly: "Stop dreaming."
Gaara: "..."
Sasuke touched his pocket, wanting to find out the tomato-flavored candy he specially brought over, but the pocket was empty, "Strange... Where is my tomato candy... Isn't it in this pocket?"
Gaara is not well-informed, so he hurriedly ran away.
Sasuke was puzzled, "What is this guy doing so fast... Wait! Could it be..."
"Gara!! You stole my candy again!!!" (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴
Tsunaki looked at the misty hot spring in front of him, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Jingsang, didn't you say you were going to find Sandai..." Why did you come to the hot spring! !
"I lied."
The corners of Gangji's mouth twitched even more, "You are the only one who is so confident in deceiving people... Wait?! Jingsang, you, you..."
Ling Jing calmly took off the last underwear, put the black gothic loli on the shelf, and asked, "What's wrong?"
Gang Ji's cheeks were flushed, and his eyes were gurgling on Ling Jing's naked body without blinking, "Your clothes..."
"Ah. Of course I have to take off my clothes in the hot spring." Ling Jing's eyes flashed, and she turned her head to look at Gangji. The long black hair moved because of the movement of the owner's head, and the tip of the hair slightly traced the upturned buttocks. Detsunayoshi's mouth was dry.But someone didn't consciously smile, "Gang, don't you take a hot spring?"
The sweetheart's obvious seductive behavior, if you endure it, you won't be a man! !
"Yes!!" As he said, Gangji ripped off his clothes two or three times, and suddenly threw Ling Jing who was standing on the edge of the hot spring into the hot spring. "Let's have a good soak in the hot spring!!!"
……
Early the next morning, Gang Ji gently woke Ling Jing up, thinking about what happened last night, she wished she could go out for a few laps.
Ling Jing opened her eyes, and pushed away the kissing Gang Ji with one hand, as if she didn't see the hickey marks on her body, she got out of bed with a normal expression, and tidied herself up. If he was sitting in the wrong posture, Tsuna would think that everything that happened last night was his dream.
Thinking of last night, Gangji couldn't help being silly again, now Jingsang is completely mine~~o(≧v≦)o
Ling Jing didn't feel any embarrassment at all, but seeing Gang Ji so happy, Ling Jing felt a little funny.
"Gang, if you keep laughing, the Chunin exam will be over."
"Ah?! Oh! Then let's go."
When Ling Jing and Gang Ji arrived at the competition venue, they quietly found a seat closer to the competition without notifying people they knew.
But Gaara, who was always paying attention to her surroundings, saw Ling Jing, and smiled indistinctly at the corner of her mouth, while Tsuna Guitar next to Ling Jing ignored it.
Gang Ji, who was ignored, was looking at Ling Jing's butt worriedly (cough!), nervously said: "Jing Sang, is the seat too hard? Why don't you sit on my lap!"
Ling Jing clearly sensed the gazes from around her, so she glared at him from embarrassment, "No need."
Gangji let out a sigh of pity.
What a pity you are! (#-.-)
While Tsunayoshi and Ling Jing were talking, the first match below began, Neiji Hyuga vs Naruto Uzumaki.
Seeing these two people, Ling Jing watched with great interest.
Tsuna pouted, and viciously "cursed" Naruto for losing to the opponent!Just pray that Naruto will be defeated and be beaten up by the opponent at the same time!
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Hyuga Neji said seriously: "I admit that you are very strong! But you are still not as good as me!"
Naruto didn't answer him, and asked the examiner directly: "Hey, pets are allowed in the exam, right?"
The examiner was stunned, "...Huh? En."
"Pet? Naruto has a pet? Kakashi, do you know what it is?" Kai asked puzzled.
Kakashi looked up at the sky in embarrassment, could he say that he didn't know... "The pet he mentioned could be psychic...?" He said uncertainly.
The people around echoed without doubt, "So that's how it is!"
Hinata Ningji sarcastically said, "You want to use psychic techniques against me?" Apparently he also thinks that the so-called pets are psychic techniques.
Naruto: "You will know when the time comes."
Ling Jing raised her eyebrows when she heard what Naruto said, pet?It's Xiaoye.
Sure enough, as Ling Jing guessed, Naruto and Neiji Hinata were on par in strength, and neither of them could do anything to the other.Finally, under the astonished eyes of the others, the vines that had been entwined around Naruto's arm moved, growing and elongating at an astonishing speed.
Kakashi was surprised: "That's Naruto's pet? I thought it was Naruto's decoration."
Ino: "That guy Naruto..."
Xiao Li is full of fighting spirit: "We must find a chance to compete with Naruto!"
Naruto smiled naturally, "Hahahaha, it seems a bit incompetent!" Then he and Xiaoye sent Hinata Ningji away without hesitation.
People who thought Naruto would fight fairly:...==
Kakashi who just wanted to praise people: "..."
You said that victory is not a fight, and you are merciless? ? ? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴
"Hey." Naruto scratched his head and smiled in Ling Jing's direction as if he didn't notice something was wrong.
Tsuna Yoshi: ...(▼皮▼#) This is a provocation! !
The next match was much more exciting than Naruto's match against Ningji Hyuga, at least everyone else used their strength, not like Naruto's shameless bullying.
"Hey! How am I shameless?! This is my own strength, okay!!" Naruto retorted dissatisfied.
Everyone in Kakashi: "Hehe."
Sakura suddenly looked happily at the field below and said, "Look, look, it's time for Sasuke to compete!"
Naruto squinted his eyes and pouted his mouth, "Don't get your hopes up too much, his opponent is that person!"
I love Lo...
Everyone looked down worriedly.
Kakashi comforted: "Well, didn't Sasuke disappear for a month to do special training, he should be fine..." In the end, even he himself lost confidence.
On the field:
Gaara and Sasuke are confronting each other, full of fighting spirit.The people above looked at them nervously and intently.
Then I heard the following conversation:
Sasuke asked: "Where's the tomato candy in my pocket?!"
Gaara casually said: "How do I know, maybe you ate it yourself."
Sasuke: "Nonsense! Obviously you took it while I was not paying attention!!"
Gaara: "Only you like the sweet and sour taste! I don't like it!!"
Sasuke: "Huh?! Then give me the candy in your pocket?!"
I love Luo Jing for a moment, then said murderously, "I'm going to kill you!"
Everyone: "..."
Is there something wrong with this conversation...
Everyone in Kakashi was in a mess, so they agreed to fight each other against each other? ! !Are these childish words really spoken by two people! !Mom, am I dreaming! ! ! Σ(дlll)
Kankuro & Temari: "..." Damn it! !Such a cute and arrogant person is definitely not the cruel Gaara! ! ! !
But that's not all.
I saw Gaara running towards Sasuke quickly, then Gaara raised his fist, and he hit...
Everyone: "...!"
Everyone collapsed and looked at the two people who were playing like a house below!
You punch me, I bite you, you pull my hair, I bite your ear...the two lying on the ground entangled...
Everyone: "..."
The promised wonderful and extremely praiseful Zhongnin competition is a feast for the eyes! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴
What the hell is this! ! (╯°Д°)╯︵┴┴
The reason for the fight is still so speechless! ╯口╰
In fact, I really don't blame Gaara and Sasuke, who told them to fight with ninjutsu or taijutsu when they were in the airship, and Ling Jing would let them eat all kinds of dark dishes!No repetitions!I have eaten all the shadows in my heart!So as long as they want to fight, they can only use this method.
And now, Gaara and Sasuke apparently forgot that they weren't on the airship anymore.
So Xiaojing, you are the real BOSS!
Maybe even Orochimaru couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't wait to pull down the signal.
However, just when Orochimaru was proud...he was surrounded by Konoha's ninjas...==
Orochimaru looked confused, even if he was so stupid at this time, seeing the smiling expression of the third generation and the subordinates who had not come for a long time, he understood that this was a trap specially aimed at him.
However, Orochimaru is worthy of being one of the three ninjas, and he was able to escape successfully surrounded by many ninjas.
Sandai let out a gulp and asked, "Xiao Jing, why didn't you stop Orochimaru? It's easy to kill him with your strength, isn't it?"
Ling Jing half-closed her eyes, and said quietly: "Ah, treat the pregnant husband well."
Three generations: "!" What the hell? ! !
Ling Jing: "Ah, yes. Orochimaru will be pregnant in a month."
Three generations: "Pfft! Cough cough cough!!!"
Jilai also walked by, and when he heard the words "Oshemaru" and "pregnant", he immediately ran over and shouted, "Oshemaru is pregnant???"
The people around were silent, stunned in place.
ha?Orochimaru pregnant?Didn't he come to destroy Konoha? ! ∑('△')? !
Ling Jing sneered inwardly, isn't this person Ziraiya? !He has a grudge against the other party.
I think when Tsunayoshi came to this world on the first day, he took Tsunayoshi to introduce Konoha, passed by the river, and saw this person peeping at a woman taking a bath, Tsunayoshi wanted him to go, but was discovered by the woman inside, and he came They also beat back and said that Tsuna was peeping!If it wasn't for the luck that Ling Jing was by my side at the time, some women might have believed it! !
It's fine to cheat him!I'm so impatient to actually put my idea on Tsunaji's head! !
He ran away at that time, but now he came to the door by himself, so don't blame him for being "cruel and merciless".
Apparently Zilai had forgotten that little thing long ago, otherwise he wouldn't have come here.No, with Jiraiya's personality, even if he remembered the other party, he wouldn't care about it!
Ling Jing pretended not to know Ziraiya, and out of the corner of her eye, she saw that many people were eavesdropping, a hint of cunning flashed in her eyes, and she said very seriously: "I heard that Orochimaru is pregnant with a girl named Jiraiya. Human child, the purpose of coming to Mie Konoha this time is to find Ziraiya and ask him to give him an explanation."
Jiraiya: "..."〣(oΔo)〣
Gang Ji: "..." If I didn't know the truth, I would have almost believed it!
The people around suddenly realized that it was so! "Hey, Orochimaru is also a poor person. It's fine to be abandoned by that man named Jiraiya, and he is still looking for someone during pregnancy!"
"Yeah yeah!"
"That Jiraiya is really not a thing!"
Jiraiya: "..."
Kakashi and others: "..." So the truth is like this... Is it...
The third generation looked at Jilai with a complicated expression, "Did Orochimaru really have your child?"
Zilai was also confused.
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"Huh? How is it possible!! How could Orochimaru be pregnant with my child?! No! He's a man! It's possible to be pregnant!!!" Jiraiya shouted in a broken voice.
Naruto made up the knife, "But she is a lecherous fairy, I saw that she was a woman during the second Chunin exam..."
Ling Jing gave Naruto a good job look, Naruto smiled and whistled, so he didn't lie!
Sasuke: "..." Although it is the truth, I always feel that something is wrong...
I love Luo Wangtian, he doesn't know anything, pregnancy stone or something... When did Jingsang put it on Dashewan?
Ling Jing pretended to be surprised and said, "So you are Zilai!"
Jiraiya: "Huh? O△O?"
Ling Jing's voice successfully attracted everyone's attention.
"Jiraiya? He's here!"
"Jiraiya, one of the legendary Sannin, used to be teammates with Orochimaru!"
"I heard that they had a good relationship before!"
"Perhaps Zilai also took Orochimaru before, and then refused to admit it!"
"Then Orochimaru can't stand Judgment Village anymore!"
"Does heaven know?"
"The little yellow book?"
"He wrote it!"
"Scumbag!!"
Mitarai Red Bean: ... So that's why the teacher betrayed the village!
Jiraiya: "Eh? ()Д(ヽ)" He and Jiraiya were enemies before, okay? !And when did he take Orochimaru? ! ! !
Seeing their words getting more and more outrageous, Jilai finally couldn't bear more and more condemning eyes, and ran away with tears streaming down his face.
We must find Orochimaru and bring him out to clarify the facts! ! !Tell everyone that Orochimaru is not pregnant at all! !
↑However, when you find it, Orochimaru is already pregnant.
Seeing that things were going according to his train of thought, Ling Jing was satisfied and quietly pulled Gang Ji back out, casually giving Gaara who had been looking at him a look.
Seeing this, Gaara quietly followed behind without attracting everyone's attention.
The three of them walked to a hidden place, Ling Jing: "Gaara, we are leaving, let me ask you again, are you sure you want to go with us?"
Gaara nodded without the slightest hesitation, as for his father Kazekage's death, what does it matter to him? !And there are Kankuro and Temari here!
The moment Gaara nodded, Ling Jing asked Xiaozhi to teleport them there.
'Master, only a few hours have passed. When Ling Jing returned to the hotel room, Xiaozhi reminded Ling Jing in his mind.
Ling Jing nodded to show that she understood, called the hotel customer service to arrange a room, took out a card and put it in front of Gaara, "Xiao Ai, you will sleep in the next room, I have work these days, If you want to go out and play, go, this is the card."
Gaara already knew how to use this thing in Hunter World, so he accepted it without hypocrisy, and asked, "Since my room is next door, what about Sawada Tsunayoshi's?"
Gangji smiled and said, "Of course I live with Jingsang!"
really!
Gaara looked at the arrogant Tsunaki full of murderous intent.
Ling Jing hurriedly interrupted the two, "Gang, you came to Ikebukuro alone?"
"No, there are also Li Baoen and the others, and they don't know where Li Baoen is now."
"Yo~"
A baby's head popped out of the window and greeted them.
Gang Ji was taken aback, and his veins popped out: "Li Baoen!!! Don't appear suddenly! Especially don't just show up with one head! It's scary, hey!!!"
"Too timid, stupid gang."
Li Baoen turned over and entered the window, staring at Gaara for a while, and said to Ling Jing: "It seems that you have harvested another good seedling."
"It's okay." Ling Jing took it as a compliment, and said to Gaara: "Xiao Ai, this baby is called Li Baoen, and he is Ah Gang's tutor. You can take him with you when you go out to play in the future. He won't let you suffer. of."
Gaara was staring at the very uncoordinated baby in front of him, but when he heard Ling Jing's words of concern for him, he hummed shyly.
Ling Jing: "Li Baoen, Xiao Ai is a very shy child, you have to take good care of him in the future, and don't let him be bullied."
When Li Baoen thought of the murderous look in the other party's eyes and the strong bloody atmosphere around him, he was rarely silent.
are you kidding me? !Who would dare to bully such a dangerous person? ? ! ! !Are you sure he wasn't bullying others? !
Ling Jing didn't care what the other party was thinking about him, and said: "Since you are here now, you should also find Shizuo Heiwajima and Rin Orihara."
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