The Whole World Is My Crematorium

Two years later, spring.

Recently, Tong'an County has been extremely lively. There are people coming and going on the street, and most of them are immortal cultivators from outside.When the waiter of Taoju Inn is busy soliciting customers at the entrance of the inn, he likes to look at these cultivators.In the past half a month, he has seen all sorts of fairies who look like celestial beings and immortals with extraordinary bearing, but when he saw the young man in white with a sword in his hand, he was still unconsciously stunned, thinking that he I saw a fairy.

Next to the young man in white was a handsome young man, dressed in a bright yellow brocade jacket with a flute pinned to his waist, he looked very rich and dignified, but it also made the young man in white even more cold and detached.

Seeing the two elders coming towards their own inn, the waiter hurriedly greeted them, and said warmly: "Please come to the two elders, may I ask if you want to stay at the top or stay at the inn?"

The boy in yellow said: "We have a place to live, so we will come to you for a meal."

"That immortal head is in the right place," said the waiter, "In Tong'an County, no one knows that the yellow crispy duck at our Taoju Inn is a must. The daily limit is only [-], and it will be gone if it is late. Two The elder came just in time, there are still a few left in the kitchen, why don't you call one for the elders?"

The boy in yellow turned his head to ask his companion's opinion: "Lou Yin, what do you think?"

Gu Louyin didn't know where to look, "Help me back."

"Ok?"

"I saw him just now."

Shen Fugui was quite helpless.He and Gu Louyin have been together for a month, and it is not surprising that he frequently admits the wrong person. "Lou Yin, you are here again." Shen Fugui said, "I heard that he is a rare beauty who is rare to see in a hundred years. Such a beauty will definitely attract people's eyes when walking on the street. Look at this street. There are such people."

Gu Louyin was extremely persistent in this matter: "No, I really saw him."

Shen Fugui knew it was useless to talk too much, he sighed and said, "Then what are you going to do."

Gu Louyin stood on the bustling street without doing anything, and in the blink of an eye, he attracted the attention of countless men and women.

"Okay, let's go in first, or the yellow crispy duck will be gone."

Shen Fugui dragged Gu Louyin into the inn after talking badly, and regretted going with Gu Louyin for the hundredth time.

Gu Louyin is the young master of Yunjian Pavilion, and he is the young master of Xuanle Sect.Yunjiange, Xuanle Sect, and Baihua Palace are collectively known as the three major sects in the world. He and Gu Louyin have known each other since childhood, and they are like brothers.The two met by chance in Luling City one month ago, and Shen Fugui knew that Gu Louyin, like himself, would go to Baihua Palace to participate in the flower viewing party once every ten years, so he proposed to go together.Who would have thought that Gu Louyin would have to look for someone while he was on his way.In the vast sea of ​​people, looking for someone is tantamount to finding a needle in a haystack.They couldn't find them, so it took a lot of time. They finally arrived in Tong'an County, which was only one city away from Baihua Palace. Gu Louyin made the old habit of admitting the wrong person again.I don't know how long they will stay in Tong'an County this time, and whether they can still catch up with the flower viewing party in Baihua Palace.

The Baihua Palace is full of medicinal and medical practitioners, and all of them are female cultivators.Usually, there are almost no men in the Baihua Palace. Only during the flower viewing party, they will invite the suzerain patriarchs and unmarried disciples of the various sects to go to the Baihua Palace. The female cultivator will solve the lifelong event.

Shen Fugui and Gu Louyin, as the young masters of the three sects, were naturally invited to the flower viewing party.Shen Fugui had a childhood sweetheart, a junior junior sister, and the two made a private engagement that year, but for various reasons they did not tell their parents and elders.After the little junior sister learned that Shen Fugui was going to participate in the flower viewing party, she was so angry that she ran away from the teacher's school and took away his invitation card.Shen Fugui had no choice but to chase his junior sister for thousands of miles, and he chased him to Tong'an County.

After the food and wine were served, Shen Fugui ate the crispy yellow duck as he wished, but felt that it was nothing more than that, after two mouthfuls he began to worry: "Lou Yin, do you think my junior sister will forgive me?"

Gu Louyin said calmly, "I don't know."

"It's true, why doesn't she listen to my explanation?" Shen Fugui complained, "Do I want to go to the flower viewing party? It's not because my sister asked me to go. It's not like she doesn't know that my sister will be angry if she gets angry. How terrible, but because of her being scolded by my sister, I also accepted it. But now my junior sister has run away with my invitation, so I have to go to Baihua Palace to find her, what is this?"

Gu Louyin doesn't understand the relationship between men and women, and he doesn't know how to answer the question.

Shen Fugui sighed and drank his sorrows away when he suddenly heard Gu Louyin's name.

The person sitting next to them is also an immortal cultivator. Seeing that the attire does not come from the three major sects, they should be members of a small sect.It was these people who were talking about Gu Louyin unscrupulously.

"I heard that Gu Louyin from Yunjiange will also go to this flower viewing event. Last time, Gu Louyin was only nine years old at the flower viewing event. This year he is also nineteen. In a few years, he will reach the age of starting a family. The female cultivators are blessed this time, and I don't know who can hook him up and become the young lady of Yunjiange."

"Will Gu Louyin go? Are you sure? How did I hear that Gu Louyin has been looking for his fiancée for the past two years, and even rarely returns to Yunjiange."

"What kind of fiancée? Yun Jiange has already let go. Gu Louyin has never had a fiancée. Those are all rumors."

"Really, I heard that he was going crazy looking for a fiancee."

"Where did you hear the gossip? A person like Gu Louyin would be trapped by love? Who are you kidding..."

Shen Fugui couldn't listen anymore, got up and said: "I'll make them shut up."

"No need."

Shen Fugui said unwillingly: "But..."

"look."

"Look at what?" Shen Fugui followed Gu Louyin's line of sight, and saw a... aunt?

Shen Fugui was startled, when did Gu Louyin start to be interested in the aunt, she was still a plain looking aunt dressed in plain sackcloth.

"Is there something wrong with this woman?"

Gu Louyin said: "She is dressed plainly, but the dishes she ordered are expensive."

When Gu Louyin said this, Shen Fugui also felt strange, "And she is only one person, and she actually ordered five dishes?"

Gu Louyin's eyes dimmed, "And it's all the seafood he likes."

Shen Fugui was stunned for a moment, and said: "You are... you shouldn't..."

Gu Louyin didn't speak, just looked at the side face of the aunt.

Shen Fugui couldn't bear it anymore, "Be sober, hey, there are many people with similar tastes in the world. You can't doubt anything just because of this! And that's a aunt, aunt! Could it be that he fell off a cliff once, and he can still be from a man? become a woman?"

Gu Louyin paused, "You're right."

It's him... so unconscious.

At this time, a boy about seven or eight years old jumped into the inn and shouted at the old lady: "Mom!"

The aunt replied with a smile on her face: "Xiaobao is here——where's your wife?"

"It's in the back."

A thin man in a commoner gown followed the boy in, and said to the aunt, "Are you Xiaobao's mother?"

"Yes yes yes, please sit down, master." The aunt bent down and made a cup of tea for the man, "Master has worked hard in the school to take care of Xiaobao on weekdays."

The master snorted coldly, looked at Xiaobao and said: "Indeed, if I use one distraction on others, I will spend ten minutes on your little treasure."

The aunt scolded in a low voice: "What good thing have you done again!"

Xiao Bao bowed his head in embarrassment and remained silent.The master said: "Yesterday, he dozed off in class and drool all over the table; the day before yesterday, he stuffed pens into the nostrils of his classmates; the day before yesterday, he took a few new school children to skip class and went to the next door to Mrs. Zhang's house to steal loquats." ..."

Xiaobao's crimes were exposed one after another, and the aunt's expression became more and more ugly, with murderous intent all over her face.When the master finished speaking with dry lips, she passed another cup of tea and said with an apologetic smile: "Don't worry, master, I will definitely teach this kid a lesson when I turn back, so that he won't even dare to fart in school."

The master took a sip of tea, glanced at the aunt, and said, "Punishment, it must be punished. But it's useless to hit him. Let him know what's wrong."

"Yes, yes, yes," said the aunt hurriedly, "I know this, and I understand it with reason and move it with emotion."

The mother and son admitted their mistakes sincerely, and it was inconvenient for the master to say anything more, so he encouraged Xiaobao with a few words and left.As soon as the master left, Xiao Bao seemed to be a different person, just said the honesty he showed just now, and said arrogantly to his mother: "How much do you want?"

The aunt asked back: "How much can you give me?"

Xiaobao thought for a while, and said: "I only have five Wen in total, and I will give you three Wen at most."

The aunt laughed and said, "Sanwen, it's enough to buy a candied haws."

Xiao Bao felt a little pained, "Isn't it?"

"Then go and buy me a candied haws," said the aunt, "I'll wait for you here."

Xiaobao walked away in a hurry.Shen Fugui said strangely: "This mother and son are so strange, I thought that the aunt would have to scold his son severely."

Gu Louyin tightened his grip on the wine glass, "Yes."

Even stranger things are yet to come.Before Xiaobao came back, the aunt called the waiter to pay the bill, and then walked out of the inn without waiting for her son.

Gu Louyin immediately raised his sword and stepped out, but in the blink of an eye, the aunt had disappeared into the crowd.

Shen Fugui hurriedly chased him out: "Why are you always so surprised, did you see him again?"

Gu Louyin pursed her lips and said nothing, saw Xiaobao was buying candied haws on the street, walked over, and said to the old woman selling candied haws: "I want all of these."

The old woman had never done such a big business, so she didn't realize it for a while. "this……"

Xiaobao was in a hurry: "What are you doing, obviously I came first!"

Gu Louyin said: "Want?"

Xiaobao nodded again and again, "I promised to buy it for someone else."

"You answer me a question, and I'll give you all of these."

Xiao Bao was stunned by the huge surprise, "Wh, what's the problem?"

"It was your mother who talked to you in the inn just now?"

"No. But he can become my mother, as long as I give him money."

Gu Louyin's voice trembled inaudibly: "Then... who is he?"

Xiao Bao said crisply: "Everyone calls him 'Mr. An', and I know where he lives—do you want to find him?"

Gu Louyin's chest jumped violently, "Yes, I want to find him."