The Whole World Is My Crematorium

Yunjiange is a family of sword cultivators, which has been passed down for thousands of years. Now it is the number one sect in the world.Xing Tianzong is called the Demon Sect by the world because the Taoism he cultivated is deceitful, and all his disciples are evil cultivators.Since ancient times, there is no balance between good and evil, Yunjiange and Xing Tianzong regard each other as the number one enemy, and have been fighting openly and secretly for hundreds of years.From the beginning of the draw to the fact that Xing Tianzong was frequently suppressed, Xiao Du naturally wanted to find another way.

Gu Louyin Xiaoyu, the Shaoge patron of Yunjian Pavilion, had heard a little about the case before, and it was said that he was "the proud son of heaven, extraordinary in appearance, as bright as the moon, and a talent among the crowd".It's good for Xiao Du to have an idea, but if he is asked to seduce Gu Louyin, he might be insane.

Xiao Yu'an tried to reason with Xiao Du: "My lord, who is Gu Louyin? I'm just a casual cultivator, why should I try to seduce him?"

Xiao Du: "Based on face."

Xiao Yu'an choked up.

Meng Chi pursed his lips and smiled, and said, "Gu Louyin is a man. Since he is a man, he feels sorry for being a beauty. He may not look down on ordinary beauties, but he will definitely look at you more."

Xiao Yu'an said quietly: "It's probably not enough just to take a few more glances. Your lord, Elder Meng, you don't really think that Gu Louyin will marry a pompous idiot, do you?"

Xiao Du smiled, "You don't have to say that about yourself."

"Even if he is willing, will Yunjian Pavilion be willing, will the owner of Yunjian Pavilion be willing? The young lady of the world's number one sword, not to mention her appearance, at least she must be born in a decent family."

Although the master of Xiao Yu's case is a powerful person, he has no background and sect, and has some friendship with both good and evil. To put it bluntly, he is an unrestrained casual cultivator.Xiao Yu'an was brought up by his master, so he is naturally a casual cultivator.

"Indeed," Xiao Du said, "Your face alone is not enough for Gu Louyin to marry you."

Xiao Yu'an seized the opportunity and said: "My lord is wise, I am afraid that this important task..."

Xiao Du interrupted him: "Ayu, what do you think are the two most important words for people who claim to be righteous?"

Xiao Yuan thought for a while, "Cultivation?"

Xiao Du sneered: "Daoyi."

Xiao Yu'an didn't quite understand Xiao Du's meaning, Meng Chi explained: "What the lord means is that you want Gu Louyin to marry you for the sake of morality."

Xiao Yu'an: "Explain more clearly?"

"It's easy," Meng Chi chuckled, "Just let the raw rice cook."

Xiao Yu'an's face darkened.Are you kidding me, he has lived for 17 years, and he has never even held a girl's hand, so he is asked to cook with a man he has never met?

"I reject."

Meng Chi said: "I met Gu Louyin once last year. He is really a fairy-like son. In terms of appearance and cultivation, he is a man of excellence. If you can really become a Taoist couple with him, you are also blessed." gone."

Xiao Yu'an said coldly, "Do you want this blessing for you?"

Meng Chi was not angry either, and said with a smile, "Yes, it's a pity that people don't like me."

Xiao Du looked down at Xiao Yu's case, and his voice could be called gentle: "Ayu, don't force us."

Xiao Du's handsome and coquettish face was close at hand, Xiao Yu'an clenched his fists tightly, wanting to punch him hard.

He was doted on by Xiao Du for half a year, even though he was reluctant at first, calling him "brother" so many times was not entirely hypocritical.The day before Xiao Du found out that he had mistaken his brother, he even thought that Xiao Du was really his brother.He thought he had finally found his loved ones.

He had seen Xiao Du doting on others, that's why Xiao Du's current appearance was particularly irritating.

Meng Chi said: "Young Master Xiao, you have stayed in Xing Tianzong for so long anyway, you should have seen our methods of forcing people into submission. We don't want to do anything to you, really."

Xiao Yu'an was silent for a while, and asked, "Where is my master, where is he?"

Xiao Du smiled slowly, bent over to Xiao Yu'an's ear and said softly: "Your master, I don't want you anymore."

Xiao Yu'an's body froze.

"He said a word to me the day he sent you to Xing Tianzong."

"He said, 'Since Ayu is your younger brother, I will let you handle it from now on'."

The response to Xiao Yu's case was much calmer than Xiao Du expected.Xiao Du was slightly surprised: "You seem to have expected this?"

Xiao Yu's case was noncommittal.In the month when he couldn't wait for Master, he had already made preparations.

Xiao Du straightened up, jokingly said: "It seems that the status of your master in your heart is nothing more than that."

Master has not only the grace of preaching to Xiao Yu's case, but also the grace of nurturing. Anyone who has some humanity in Xiao Yu's case should be regarded as the most important thing in life, but Xiao Yu's case...is inhumane.When he was very young, [All] warned him not to trust anyone easily, especially Master.In the dark, he has been waiting for this day, waiting for the master not to want him.

The voice of [All] rang in Xiao Yu'an's head: "Getting close to Gu Louyin is part of the mission."

Xiao Yu'an: "It's easy for you to say, anyway, you are not the one who forms a Taoist partner with a stranger."

[Both]: "You will not become a Taoist couple with Gu Louyin. Before that, I will let you leave and give you back your freedom."

[Both] Although annoying, they never break their promises.Xiao Yu believed the case, laughed at himself, and said, "The lord is right, I really have no room to refuse."

Meng Chi clapped his palms and said with a smile, "Young Master Xiao really understands current affairs."

Xiao Du narrowed his eyes, as if he was dissatisfied with Xiao Yu's answer, "It's a pleasure to agree."

Xiao Yu'an: "???" You are not satisfied with the promise?

At this time, the maid who came here just now came again, "Honorable Master, the Young Master will not eat anything first, and must wait for you to eat together."

Xiao Du was too lazy to spend any more time on Xiao Yu's case, so he said to Meng Chi, "You should explain the rest of the matter to him, and don't forget to give him a Gu test."

Xiao Yu'an's pupils shrank - Gu test?

Meng Chi glanced at Xiao Yu's case and smiled meaningfully: "Yes, my lord."

After Xiao Du left, Meng Chi said to Xiao Yu's case, "Go back and get ready. I'll send you to see Gu Louyin in three days."

Xiao Yu'an thought about what Xiao Du said, and asked: "Sister Meng, is the lord trying to test Gu on me? What kind of Gu are you trying?"

Meng Chi was vague: "You will know when the time comes."

Three days later, Meng Chi arrived at Xiao Yu's residence as promised.

Xing Tianzong is located at the top of the northern border, covered with snow and ice all year round.The plum blossoms are in full bloom in the courtyard, and the fragrance is overflowing.Xiao Yu'an was wearing a snow-white fox fur, and was bored admiring the flowers. When he heard Meng Chi call him "Mr. Xiao", he turned his head and looked towards the door.

The color of his pupils is very light, and his eyes are slightly flushed, hazy and blurred; his lips are spotless and red, as if he was drunk but not drunk.The moment he turned his head, the tall and cold plum blossoms were set off extremely gorgeously, and there is nothing more beautiful than this.

"Sister Meng is here."

Meng Chi collected himself and said with a smile, "Where did you get the rouge on your mouth? Sister likes it, so give some to her."

Xiao Yu'an said: "I am a man of seven feet, how can I wear rouge?"

Meng Chi giggled and waved to him, "Come here."

Xiao Yu'an hesitated for a moment, then walked over, "What's the matter?"

Unexpectedly, Meng Chi reached out and clamped Xiao Yu'an's cheek, forcing him to open his mouth, and stuffed a cold pill into it, "Okay."

"Cough cough—" Xiao Yu'an coughed violently, trying to cough out the swallowed pills, "You, what did you eat for me?"

Meng Chi said: "The outer layer is the 'poison flame' commonly used by Xing Tianzong. After taking it, it is usually fine, but you must use an antidote every [-] days, otherwise the flame will be born from the heart, and all internal organs will be burned to death. But Mr. Xiao Don't worry, as long as you are obedient, I will give you the antidote regularly."

Xiao Yuan rolled his eyes.And "every hundred days", he will regain his freedom after a hundred days, who will play with Xiao Du.

"As for the inside... it's my favorite work - the Acacia Gu."

Created by Meng Chi, it's also called "Acacia", as soon as you hear it, you can tell it's not a serious Gu.

Xiao Yu'an asked, "What is this for?"

Meng Chi patted Xiao Yu'an's lower abdomen, and said: "This Gu has been planted in your body, and it will attack once every fifteenth day. When it happens, the Gu owner will feel hot all over his body, tossing and turning, unconscious, and thirsty for skin alone." At the same time, it will also release the fragrance of love to seduce others." Meng Chi looked a little proud, "My fragrance of love, plus your face, don't say that it is Gu Louyin who has never been romantic. Young man, even... Even the Lord may find it difficult to control."

"Isn't this an aphrodisiac?"

Meng Chi said angrily: "What kind of medicine for spring? How can those cheap things compare with the Gu I practiced?"

Xiao Yu'an: "..." Eldest sister, your carnival Gu doesn't seem to be much nobler than a human being.

He is not afraid of poisonous flames, but the acacia gu attacks once a month, so there will be at least two more before he is free, which is not easy to handle.

The situation did not allow him to think too much.Meng Chi said, "Are you ready? Then let's go."

Xiao Yu'an looked back at the house where he lived for more than a month, no accident, he would never come back again.He thought of one thing and asked, "Sister Meng, why did the maid who brought me the food suddenly change? I heard that the previous maid made a mistake. What mistake did she make?"

"Oh, this matter." Meng Chi's tone was ambiguous, "If you want to blame it, you can blame Mr. Xiao for his handsome appearance, which makes young girls yearn for spring."

Xiao Yuan: "Huh?"

"She hid your hairband privately, and also painted a lot of portraits of you. The lord accidentally found out about this, ruined her appearance, and rewarded her to me. I am going to try a few on her Gu."

Xiao Yu'an's face changed slightly, "It's not possible."

Meng Chi speculated: "My lord probably doesn't like others coveting you."

Xiao Yu'an thought Meng Chi's words were really funny, "Pull it down. If he doesn't like it, how could he let me seduce Gu Louyin?"

Meng Chi shrugged, "Honorable Master's temperament is unpredictable, who can guess his mind."

Xiao Yuan thought for a while, then smiled and said, "Sister Meng, you see that I am so obedient, can you let that maid go for my sake? If you can treat her face by the way..."

Meng Chi squinted at him, "Could it be that you fell in love with him too?"

Xiao Yuan shook his head, "In the past month, she was the only one who talked to me."

Meng Chi thought for a moment, then said, "As long as you continue to be obedient and don't cause me trouble, I can think about it."

Xiao Yu'an smiled and said, "Thank you."

"Let's go," Meng Chi said, "I'll take you to see Gu Louyin."

Since their target was the young master of Yunjian Pavilion, Xiao Yu'an thought that he would be taken to the territory of Yunjian Pavilion, but Meng Chi took him to the foot of an unknown mountain and said, "Gu Louyin is on the mountain. "

Xiao Yuan asked: "What is he doing on the mountain? Is he growing vegetables?"

Meng Chi: "Safari."

"Oh."

"In other words, he thought he was on a safari. His lord set up an ambush on the mountain to lure him to come. He and his senior brother have been fighting on the mountain for three days, and today has reached the limit. When the time comes, you will pretend to be Passer-by, save his life, let him regard you as a savior, with the grace of saving his life, things will be much easier."

Xiao Yu'an remained expressionless: "Wonderful."

Just as Meng Chi was about to speak, his eyes suddenly became sharp, "Who?"

A man in black robe flashed out from the woods, "Subordinates join Elder Meng."

Meng Chi asked, "How's the situation on the mountain?"

The man in black robe said: "Gu Louyin collapsed from exhaustion and lost consciousness."

There is a question about Xiao Yu's case.Since Xiao Du has the ability to push the young master of Yunjian Pavilion to such an extent, why didn't he just kill him, instead he was obsessed with some Taoist companion.With Xiao Du's intelligence and calculations, he will definitely not seek far from the near, there must be something hidden in it.

Xiao Yuan asked, "Is his eyes okay?"

The man in black robe was taken aback, "It should be fine."

"Don't worry about it," Xiao Yu said, "If he is blind, how can I use my face to seduce him?"

"What about his senior brother?" Meng Chi asked, "It's better to kill anyone who gets in the way."

The black-robed man said in a deep voice: "Gu Louyin tried his best to protect his senior brother, but his subordinates were incompetent, so his senior brother escaped."

Xiao Yu'an said: "The friendship between the brothers and sisters is really shocking."

Meng Chi sneered: "Gu Louyin, as the young master of Yunjian Pavilion, is so stupid to protect an unknown junior regardless of life or death. But that's okay, it shows that Gu Louyin values ​​love and righteousness ' The two characters are tightly bound." She turned to Xiao Yu's case, "Young Master Xiao, please."

"Wait a minute, since you want me to do something, at least give me back my weapon." Xiao Yu'an said helplessly, "Now my body is full of poison and Gu, you are not afraid of me running away, are you?"

Meng Chi raised her lips with a smile, "You wait." Then, she lowered her head, pulled out a folding fan from between her breasts, and threw it to Xiao Yu'an.

Xiao Yu'an bit the bullet and took it, feeling like he was holding a hot potato.

"There is one more thing, the lord asked me to give it to you."

Xiao Yu took a step back, afraid that Meng Chi would pull out something from a strange place again, but fortunately she just took off the earrings from her ears this time, "Here."

Xiao Yuan took the earrings, "What is this?"

"A token of love."

Xiao Yu'an was very calm, "Really? I don't believe it."

Meng Chi smiled mischievously, "Fake. Do you know Jiuyin Conch?"

Xiao Yuan nodded, "I know. Nine-tone snails are born as twins, and have the ability to transmit sound for thousands of miles—your earrings are made of nine-tone snails?"

"Exactly. The other half is in the hands of the Lord."

Xiao Yu'an had a delicate expression, "So..."

"So as long as the lord thinks, you can know the situation on your side at any time, and transmit the order of the lord to you." Meng Chi smiled sweetly, "Young master Xiao, don't let the lord down."

Xiao Yu'an smiled coldly: "Don't dare."

"There is a thatched hut at the foot of the mountain. After you see Gu Louyin, take him to the thatched hut to recover from his injuries. I gave you a perfect start, and the rest is up to you, Miss Xiao."

Xiao Yu'an said modestly: "I'm just a little bit pretty, I don't dare to be a 'big beauty'."

Meng Chi completed the task without delay, and hurried back to Xing Tianzong to return to his order.

It was night, and it was snowing again in Xing Tianzong.Xiao Du was dressed in red, standing against a railing, the cold wind blowing through his sleeves, like a pair of blood-stained butterfly wings.

Meng Chi stood behind him and said, "My lord."

Xiao Du said, "Is the matter settled?"

Meng Chi nodded, "I have sent Mr. Xiao to Gu Louyin's side, everything is in place."

Xiao Du looked at Xue for a while, and asked, "Is he still obedient?"

"Young Master Xiao has been very good all the way."

Xiao Du smiled inexplicably, "Really."

Meng Chi vaguely sensed Xiao Du's uneasy mood, and asked tentatively with a smile, "Your Majesty, you don't want to part with Young Master Xiao?"

Xiao Du turned around, looked at Meng Chi with a half-smile, half-truth, and said half-truth: "After all, she is a stunning beauty, so naturally she will not bear to look at it for a long time."

"It's a pity that you don't have the temperament to be a beauty." In Meng Chi's view, a beauty is either a high-altitude flower or a soft and sweet person, and Xiao Yu's case is not suitable for either. "Zun mainly misses him, so you can use the nine-tone snail to transmit the sound to him."

Xiao Du is optional: "Let's talk about it."

"Brother—" The clear and clear youthful voice came from behind, "Come and taste the dumplings I made!"

Xiao Du put away the chill all over his body, raised the corners of his lips, "Here we come."

It was the middle of winter, and the unknown mountain was also covered with heavy snow.Wrapped tightly in the fox fur, Xiao Yuan braved the wind and snow and walked towards the boy sitting under the tree step by step.

The young man was leaning against the tree trunk, holding a long sword stuck in the ground, his snow-like white clothes were soaked in blood, his head was tilted slightly, his eyes were closed, and there was a trace of blood at the corner of his mouth.

This was probably the most embarrassing time for the Young Master of Yunjian Pavilion, but when he saw him for the first time, Xiao Yu'an still remembered those eight words - the proud son of heaven, as bright as the moon.

Xiao Yu'an bent over and checked his pulse.The Xing Tianzong's people were still very measured in their actions. Gu Louyin saw that there was a lot of blood, but it didn't hurt the spirit veins. In the future, eat more pig blood to make up for it.

Xiao Yu'an took off the fox fur on his body.Under the fox fur, he wore a dazzling red shirt, which looked like a burning flame in the wind and snow.

He covered the boy with the fox fur, and was thinking about how to take him down the mountain when his wrist was caught off guard.

Xiao Yu'an's heart skipped a beat - Gu Louyin wouldn't wake up right now?He collected himself and said, "Brother, are you alright?"

Gu Louyin's long eyelashes trembled slightly, his eyes were still closed, he held Xiao Yu'an's hand and said softly, "...Senior brother."