[Zhongyingmei] The superheroes I bought in those years

Earth calendar, 2016, early winter.

Countless mushroom clouds exploded in government office buildings around the world.

Different time zones, different days and nights, people of different skin colors and races are still stuck in the busy early morning or dark and sweet late night.

They don't know that their government officials, big and small, whether they are at work or have just been woken out of bed by internal communication, are bombarded with news from different forces.

First, a message from Supreme Arena in Manhattan.

The [-]-day and [-]-night competition came to an end today, and the few competition enthusiasts who "successfully persisted in watching the whole venue for [-] days and [-] nights" had dark circles hanging from their chins and acne-prone faces. Take out your mobile phone to take a photo of the stacked and suspended virtual tickets on your bracelet, and don't forget to pair it with a classic scissors.

They checked in on social software such as Twitter, Facebook, ins, etc., and with their irrepressible excitement and complaints, they posted #今日我心的“一”光者问重“儿二”产客# This is full of lust tag, to the top of the list.

#今日我心的“一”起来“儿二”宝宝#

This tag tells about the uncrowned king "Deadpool" of the Supreme Arena, who groaned and yelled and yelled all the way to the final, and unexpectedly and naturally (?) gave up the championship in the final game, As long as No.2's huge amount of small money.

——The reason is that he needs money to buy Yicheng's old favorite, My Little Pony, and his new favorite, Peppa Pig.

The inner activities of normal people when they hear such reasons are: wtf?

However, deadpool fans—you read that right—all think that our idols are so innocent, innocent, childlike, and pornographic. The violence is so unaffected, and we just compare with those hot chickens who can’t make it to the rankings and "" It's so different to be the "first" British agent pretending to be an agent.

And listen, listen, the elite bespectacled Harry Hart, who was wearing a suit, bow tie and umbrella on the battlefield, was actually codenamed "The King's Man".

A good king'sman is not called, but the code name kingsman (ace agent) is pretending to be uneducated!

This year's rotten country agents are not good.

Gee tut.

However, halfway through the "tsk", "tsk tsk tsk" becomes "嘤嘤嘤".

Because the No.1 champion reward is actually a cosmic game. You can stay as long as you want anytime, anywhere.

When it was announced before, the original words were: "Quota leading to the universe".

Then Gao Tianzun implemented it: "Give a life-long interstellar alliance ticket, unlimited round-trips, a set of inter-universe communication equipment, and an interstellar real estate with an optional address."

...The U.S. government is crazy, okay?

On the land of the United States, let the British win the first place. Not only did they win, but they were also let down by an American...

"What?" Deadpool, holding a large box of US dollar bills, took a deep breath of money, and explained to the screen with a groan, "To be precise, I'm not an American."

"I'm a Canadian, and my actor Ryan Reynolds is also a Canadian. You have to know that my face is exactly the same as his."

"Do you know the sexiest man in the world? ——Green Lantern, that guy's box-office reputation doubles on the street, but he's more handsome."

"In short, although Canada and the United States are in perfect harmony with each other, and although Canada is called the back garden of the United States, I am not an American."

Deadpool's rare and serious explanation was ignored by all members.

Probably out of the mentality of not wanting to become a thorn in the eyes of various countries because of monopoly, the British side negotiated with Gao Tianzun after getting this quota.

They asked: Since Kingsman belongs to the British government, does the British government have all the right to dispose of the prize?If the authority can be transferred, can the news received by the inter-universe communication equipment be broadcast on the British BBC TV channel?

Of course, Gao Tianzun himself looked indifferent, anyway, he had already seen the fun he wanted to see, and the small money thrown out at the end can fall into anyone's hands, and the Buddhist family will give it to you three times in a row.

Therefore, mi6, another British spy organization affiliated to the British government, directly took over the work of the communication department and set about arranging the first live broadcast of interstellar communication in human history.

... Then this live broadcast, a big event happened on the live broadcast.

There are actually not many channels on the Star Network, the most famous of which is the Shopping Star Network that Patricia used before.

——In the absence of a VIP account and interstellar currency, the British can at most browse various products, and then feel angina at the black technology that they can afford but cannot buy.

In addition, there are more serious news stations and less serious gossip entertainment stations.

For example, a certain galaxy and a certain galaxy are at war again, and there is only one bloodline orphan left in a race of super bloodlines, so everyone needs to raise a little money to help resettle it. A strange green light man pierces the universe and Kryptonians. I don’t know. Who is it...

And, the latest military report of the Nova Corps: "Superstar", one of Thanos' five Obsidian generals, a female warrior who is good at mind control, broke into the legion headquarters on Xandar, the Nova Corps responsible for maintaining the peace of the universe The whole army was dispatched, but most of the officers were lost, the internal defense was lost, and the power gems that guarded were lost.

It is reported that the female leader of the legion has appealed to all galaxies in the universe that Thanos, the tyrant, is likely to be brewing a terrifying conspiracy. All star fields that have publicly or concealed the existence of infinite stones should be vigilant. If there are any relevant clues, they must Report to the stability maintenance forces in the relevant areas.

Halfway through the narration, the serious-faced female leader added with a more serious expression: "As we all know, five years ago, all parties in the universe received the energy signal of the Infinity Stone from the Milky Way."

"After several years of joint efforts by all parties to check and balance, Thanos tore up the agreement and sent troops to the Milky Way—this is the catastrophe of the Milky Way, and it is also the duty of the legions of our universe to stop it."

"I hope that people with lofty ideals will join the team and work together to contribute to the safety and stability of the universe."

All Earthlings who are watching the live broadcast: "...???"

Wait a minute, which of the eight planets in the Milky Way has intelligent life on them?