[Zhongyingmei] The superheroes I bought in those years

"Heyheyhey (嘿嘿嘿)~"

"Everybody's in their play (everyone's smiling)~"

"It's beautiful newday (today's day, wonderful, wonderful)~"

In the sky above Saka, there are one after another purple, dark blue, fluorescent green wormholes, breathing like opening and closing.

Let's zoom in, through the layers of clouds in Saka's atmosphere, and stop on a vast and gorgeous tarmac dominated by gold.

Not far away, the girl with scarlet eyes was carrying a huge elemental gun that was almost as tall as her body on her shoulders, and walked towards the apron with ease.

The boots on her legs stepped on a certain rhythm every time she took a step—it was an electronic sound of tap dance rhythm, the title of the song was "Mr. Blue Sky", produced by the Electric Light Band, played from the old-fashioned music player.

The tape swished and swished.

At the same time, the flying arrow on the other side of the player was not willing to be lonely, and rushed out from the girl's waist, shaking wildly in mid-air with the rhythm of the music, incomparable joy.

——It is worth noting that at this moment, Patricia did not whistle.

But she was not at all surprised by the humane behavior of her flying arrows. Instead, she threw the elemental gun forward, clapped her hands and laughed: "You've been a little excited recently, Yaka, hasn't it been too long since you felt like killing everyone?" Lonely, empty and cold?"

——Yaka arrows are made of the special metal "Yaka" on the planet Centaurus 4, and Patricia's father Yondu also has one.

The flying arrow "Yaka" froze at the words, nodded madly like epilepsy, drew a small red heart in mid-air with its body, and then rushed from the middle of the heart to show love to its mistress.

Patricia Udonta raised her red lips, and was about to reach out to catch it, when the flying arrow, which was flying well, suddenly made a 90-degree turn.

In front of the Yaka arrow's original flight path, a furry fox's mouth was biting hard, and the sharp teeth in the snout flashed coldly, as if to tear the air apart.

——If the flying arrow didn't dodge immediately, it might be bitten by that mouth.

……

"Fofo!"

Patricia screamed in surprise as the arrow's whirring "buzz" sounded, and the silver-blue stripes flickered across her cheeks.

"Oh! Fofo! My little cutie! You're back from picking up trash!"

Fofo who came back from picking up trash: "..."

It landed on all fours, turned its head slowly, and faced Patricia.

This is a fox, more precisely, a Tibetan fox.

The triangular eyes, the big square face, the fascinated composure in every gesture, the paralyzed face seems to be full of mockery of the busy world and the extraordinary indifference.

It seems that a word was born on its face.

--"funeral".

The mournful Fofo looked at Patricia expressionlessly, and let the woman who loves to call it "cute" and gave it an inexplicable name screamed and rushed over, □□. Its fur, Suck it hard.

Ah... help... I'm about to be sucked out... But... I'm tired of fighting back...

It's not food...let's forget it...so be it...

It's okay...it's okay...it's okay...

↑Buddha's Heart↑

Patricia didn't know about Fofo's calm and colorful psychological activities at the moment.

All she knows is that Fofo is back!Just got stuck at this point and came back!

Lu Fat can't take it away, but Buddha can take it away!

She can take it to conquer the sea of ​​stars!Conquer the Atrium!

You know, Fofo is a great fighting force. As long as there is food, she will die immediately. She doesn't believe that there is no food for Fofo on the earth. At that time, she will be able to conquer the earth with one hand and hold a sister in her arms. !

There is no hypocrisy in reaching the pinnacle of life!

……

[Aircraft: Dawn Destroyer

First Order Owner: Patricia Udonta

Energy reserves: 9754690 star cards

Alternative attack weapons: Saka Elemental Gun X-09, Nova Legion Level [-] Capture Net, ..., Netherland Nuclear Cannon

Current interstellar coordinates: R5755-98865-HFG0]

"Beep beep! Beep beep! The communication is connected, the communication partner: Dad..."

The spaceship is flying towards the wormhole above Saka. In the high-tech cockpit, Patricia Da Ma Jindao is sitting on the leather control chair, with her long legs raised and her fingers nimbly clicking the buttons on the control panel.

After a hissing sound, the communicator was switched on, and a dark blue head appeared on the 3D image, with a dark red metal strip on top of the head that seemed to be embedded in cement.

Papa Lan grinned, revealing a mouthful of uneven white teeth: "Dad's Xia Xia! Why did you suddenly send a message to Dad?"

Yondu Udonta's scarlet eyes are exactly the same as Patricia in front of the video, and the two are related by blood at a glance.

The girl slowly raised the corners of her lips and grinned, "Father!"

"Can't I send you a message if I have nothing to do? Wow, I didn't expect you to be such a scumbag! Xia Xia's heart is broken by you!"

Yongdu: "..."

The 3D image suddenly went black, and then there was a sound of things falling from the communicator, and a "lower your voice" conversation could be vaguely heard.

"... Kraglin! Did your boy knock over the bazooka again?"

"Report! No, it's not me, the captain! You knocked it over!"

"Hush!!! I [beep——] didn't have any!"

"..."

After a period of turmoil, Yondu's portrait reappeared, and changed the subject as if nothing had happened:

"Hey daughter, why are you wearing a combat uniform in the spaceship?"

"It's great for girls to wear nice little skirts, I'll bring you a few sets next time when Dad visits you! I promise to match your young girls'...aesthetic...beauty..."

Under Patricia's half-smile gaze, Papa Lan silently shut up.

After a while, as if very unwilling, Yondu couldn't hold back and muttered again: "Hey, you are a girl... Father just hopes that you can be a carefree young man for a lifetime..."

"Delicate, hypocritical, moaning without illness?"

Before Yondu finished speaking, the black-haired girl immediately looked disdainful.

"Then find a good man to marry? Wash his hands and make soup for him? Fuck him!"

Papa Lan actually exploded when he heard her words: "What? Don't even think about it!"

"Only that brat will make you some soup..."

"No! Where did the brat come from?"

Patricia snorted.

The scarlet pupils became more and more intense because of her emotional fluctuations, like rubies burning wantonly in the center of the flame.

"Father, I'm not the kind of cowardly clinger, I have the blood of predators in my body."

"—If I only rely on the status of Gao Tianzun's adopted daughter, I will not be able to stand firm in the Taiyo galaxy."

She raised her chin, and her delicate face was full of cynical rebellion.

"Let Peter Quill wait, Xia Xia will step on him in a fair way!"

"Spicy chicken!"

……

The 3D image dimmed, and Yondu Udonta's expression of "how did my daughter grow up like this when I was not around" disappeared in place.

The "Dawn Annihilator" spacecraft, which had been stagnant in the air for a long time, started up again, and the circuit lit up outside the spacecraft.

"The invasion was successful, the invasion was successful, loading the Predator's voyage system..."

"Successful loading, successful loading, searching [Earth] interstellar coordinates..."

"Coordinate import, destination setting: Milky Way, Solar System, Earth."

"Prepare for the wormhole jump, countdown, three, two, one..."

"boom!"

……

The airspace of Star Saka, the center of the largest main wormhole.

The disc-shaped long-distance combat spaceship "Dawn Annihilator" is like a small ant, or a small flying mushroom, carrying Patricia and her Tibetan fox Buddha, disappearing in the dark red surging after the wormhole.

At the same time, another galaxy far away.

The predator's spaceship slowly travels in the dark starry sky, passing through scattered meteorites one after another, and circumnavigating the misty nebula and asteroid belt.

Clinking of wine glasses and cheers spread inside the spacecraft, and the watchman was also drunk.

No one noticed that a snowflake-like "invasion" screen flashed on the console that recorded the voyage records, and it took a few seconds for it to return to calm again.

……

Meanwhile, Monarch Galaxy.

The five members of the Guardians of the Galaxy: Peter Quill (Star-Lord), Gamora, Rocket Raccoon, Baby Groot, Drax (Destroyer)... are waiting back to back.

They are hired by a particularly arrogant alien race "Supreme Race" to destroy a monster that can travel through multiple dimensions.

By the way, the reward they asked for this mission was Gamora's sister "Nebula" - Nebula was arrested for trying to steal the energy of the Supreme Race.

Soon, the monster emerged from the wormhole, like a huge, slimy, smelly octopus with countless layers of mouthparts and sharp teeth.

While Xingjue confronted the big octopus with an elemental gun and thick skin, he couldn't help but ask Gamora:

"Aren't your sister and you enemies? Why are you saving her every time? Does she have no friends at all?!"

Hearing this, the green-skinned and red-haired Gamora only gave him a cold glance.

Just when Xingjue pouted and thought she would not answer, Gamora suddenly said: "No, there is one."

The tentacles of the bombing octopus slapped fiercely, and spewed out a bright blue flame as if burning natural gas.

"Oh shhh...that stinks...he probably hasn't brushed his teeth in his life..."

Peter Quill turned on the aircraft under his feet to avoid the sky, while digging his ears: "Huh? Is there one? Is there a what?"

Gamora fired a shot, hitting the big octopus in the eye: "I have a friend!"

"That crazy woman has friends? Hahahahahahaha!"

Rocket Raccoon laughed, almost laughing out loud.

"This joke is as funny as Drax's nipples are sensitive!"

"Hahahahahahaha hiccup!"

Drax: "..."

Baby Groot: "IamGroot! IamGroooooooot!"

Peter Quill: "Who? I don't believe it, it makes me so happy to say it."

Gamora: "..."

She glanced at Xing-Lord with a mixture of strangeness, drama, pity and other complex emotions, and looked at the latter with horror.

Gamora: "The half-master of Sakar and the land of ignorance, the adopted daughter of Gao Tianzun and the collector, the richest and most difficult woman in the universe."

"—Patricia Udonta."

"—Your sister."

The author has something to say:

The next chapter opens the copy of the earth√

Xia Xia became so hard that even her father cheated√

Xia Xia's mother has a special status√

Papa Blue won’t hang up and won’t √

In fact, Papa Lan did not stop Xia Xia from learning martial arts. There is a reason why he gave his daughter to Gao Tianzun's collector, and there is no such thing as patriarchal.

Xingjue's spaceship is called [Dawn], and Xia Xia's is called [Dawn Annihilation]...emmmmm

In fact, Xia Xia is a tsundere with integrity, can you believe it?

In the end, Fofo was the most mournful in the audience and refused to accept rebuttals.