[Zhongyingmei] The superheroes I bought in those years

Why is a crow like a writing desk?

"Because...you like me."

The hoarse female voice is like blurred smoke.

The female agent with gorgeous red hair only reacted for half a second before seamlessly joining Patricia's words.

Not only did she pick up the words, but she also smiled after she finished speaking, her olive green eyes sparkled, and her curly hair was as shiny as gold in the sun.

The whole person looks glamorous and powerful, like a glass of cold and hot spirits.

A very light fragrance hits the face.

Patricia's keen sense of smell discerned that it was the smell of some herbs used for healing, mixed with a little gunpowder smoke and elderflower hair shampoo.

Patricia: "..."

Patricia: "!!!"

……Wow!

How did she know this trick!

Star Lord has a big asshole!

What about the agreed move to tease the invincible hand in the universe? !

I am ashamed in front of my ideal young lady!

Asshole!

q^q

Natasha flicked her red hair and made way for the gentleman-like red-eyed girl in front of her, introducing to Hawkeye:

"This is Dr. Banner."

An expert in the study of gamma rays, he can find the Rubik's Cube of the universe.

In view of the presence of Patricia Udonta, Natasha did not say the second half of the sentence.

——As a senior agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., she certainly knows about this alien girl, and has also seen videos and investigation materials about her.

The inconspicuous man in the shirt behind the female agent pushed his glasses and nodded towards Hawkeye, who was still surrounded by the red light of flying arrows.

He looked like a good old man or a professor, and he had a slightly cramped and gentle temperament, as if he was always worried about something.

When Clinton heard the name "Dr. Banner", he paused for a moment, as if thinking of something, he felt apprehensive, and his muscles tensed.

"Clinton Barton, codenamed Hawkeye."

He briefly introduced himself and quickly entered the topic.

"The instrument is ready, please follow me."

There is no way for them to stop the Kryptonians. The best position is to help Banner find Loki.

Patricia, however, had no intention of letting them go.

……

"I think you... look a little familiar."

Before Dr. Banner realized that he was talking to him, Patricia had already flashed in front of him.

Anyone would be uncomfortable being looked up and down with weird eyes from a girl who is particularly strikingly beautiful.

Especially Dr. Banner, a technical nerd scientist with eight doctorates, is almost sweating.

Although Natasha on the side was eager to take Dr. Banner to the bureau, she didn't want to piss off Patricia at this time.

——No one knows what kind of anger this strange alien has.

So she didn't rush.

Patricia stared at Banner for a long time, but she couldn't see why.

After all, she is not from Earth, and her aesthetic preferences include all races in the universe.

Sometimes, three legs and one leg, fluorescent yellow skin and blue-green skin... In her eyes, there is not much difference between races.

So we can't demand that the centaurs can't suffer from face blindness when they arrive on the earth.

Except for some very good-looking (such as Natasha and Peggy), or very special (wearing a one-eyed eye patch and packed in a tin can), girls generally don't remember others.

Therefore, Dr. Banner, who makes her feel familiar, is a capitalized walking "special".

But she had never seen him.

……

The suspicious Xia Xia stepped aside.

But her eyes still followed Dr. Banner like a shadow.

If it weren't for the obvious lack of special meaning in this look, Dr. Banner could hardly help suspecting that she just said "I think you look a little familiar" was trying to strike up a conversation.

If things continue like this, maybe they can find Loki by monitoring the gamma rays emitted by the Cosmic Cube.

But the little bitch of fate is always playing with the world one after another, so that it can watch the show for itself.

The Tibetan fox Fofo, who had been searching for bullets downstairs for snacks before, got hung up on Dawn Annihilator at some point and followed.

It was just slumped and lazily belching.

...Ah...Buddha...Feeling full and wanting to sleep...

But in a certain look back, he caught a glimpse of Bruce Banner.

Buddha--! ! !

With a deafening lion roar, the pie-faced Tibetan fox flew onto Bruce Banner in an absolutely swift posture, roaring like crazy.

——It even frightened Yaka Arrow, which was always against it.

Dr. Bruce Dr. Negative Strength Dr. Banner didn't feel anything coming from behind him at all.

By the time he felt it, it was already too late.

His heart seemed to be jumping off a building, about to jump out of his throat with a thump.

More honest than his heart is another big guy inside him.

Under the frightened eyes of the eagle-eyed black widow and Patricia's stupefied and joyful eyes, Dr. Banner turned green, became taller, and swelled at a speed visible to the naked eye...

Transform from plaid-shirted scientist to muscular Hulk.

"Roar--!!!!"

……

"Green fat! Green fat! Dear big green fat!"

"Wow - Xia Xia's little sweetheart! Xia Xia's big honey!"

"Why do not you speak?"

When Steve Rogers finally caught up from downstairs and pushed open the roof door...

Into the eyes is a huge, muscular, green super giant.

It's like a gruesome version of Shrek (from the 2001 animated film "Shrek" that Steve recently added), roaring into the sky, deafening.

Beside its hilly thighs, Patricia in a dark red battle uniform cheered with her hands wide open.

And the Tibetan fox, which was originally incomparably Buddhist and could never walk if it could be hugged, roared at the green giant alive and kicking, howling like a lion dozens of times its size.

"Roar--!!!!"

"Buddha----!!!!"

"Roar------!!!!"

"Buddha--------!!!!"

Have you seen the gif animation of the groundhog roaring on the mountain?

Let's magnify that picture countless times...

Then copy and paste, mirror and reverse, put together...

This is the picture now :)

Natasha Romanov and Clinton Barton looked so shocked that their ears hurt, and they covered their ears with distorted expressions.

Patricia was the only one laughing so hard that she blocked her ears with her fingers and shouted in a sweet tone:

"I knew you two cuties couldn't be together! Every time you meet, you always fight!"

"Mrs. Mrs. Mrs.—too cute and spicy!"

So cute and spicy...

cute and spicy...

hot……

Steve Old Popsicle Rogers: ...? ? ?

One is a fox with a sad and ugly expression, and the other is a big green man who can scare a child into tears at a glance, and spit wildly while roaring.

Two... cuties...?

so cute……?

He might be really old, too old to keep up with the trend of the universe :)

Quadruple hearing caused Steve's eardrums to burst, and he moved to this side with difficulty, while shouting at Natasha: "Who is this?! The enemy?! Do you want to fight?!"

Natasha yelled back: "No! He is! Dr. Banner!"

Steve yelled, "—what!—what!?"

Steve yelled, "Did I—did I—get it wrong?"

Barton roared: "That's right! — That's it! He!"

Steve: "..."

Are all of you with eight degrees so powerful?

……

Fortunately, probably because he was tired of yelling, Hulk, whose IQ was no higher than that of a human eight-year-old child, became irritable.

Instead of yelling, he raised his fist.

Under the guarded or shocked gazes of several people, the Hulk punched away the Tibetan fox that persisted in provoking it.

The world was suddenly quiet.

In this silence, Stark's weak voice came from the communication channel.

"Hey, guys..."

"Are you having a howler party?"

"Do you still remember that the public screen is not, off, off, off?"

"Since there's time for the party, can you help your poor teammate first?"

At the end, he finally couldn't help but also yelled: "This Kryptonian woman is about to tear my armor off!"

Then there was another sound of "Boom!", and the Kryptonian woman who was playing with Mark's armor like a cat and a mouse struck again, knocking the armor away on the spot.

Hearing the movement from the public screen, the black widow turned her eyes back to the big man who was snorting, and approached slowly tentatively.

"Hey big guy," she said in a soft, soothing tone.

"Take a look over there...yes...see that woman in the black uniform?"

"Go play with her, remember to avoid the crowd."

Patricia's heart trembled at the black widow's lowered voice.

The left hand is the ideal young lady, and the right hand is the cute little green fat.

Wow, Xia Xia is only one step away from being the winner in life to take over as the leader of the Predators!

Not far away, Buddha humming in the wall: "..."

... Buddha ... a head!

q^q

……

With the Hulk in the fray, Stark immediately felt relieved.

He even thought about complaining:

"After "Night at the Museum", "Shrek" has also been moved into reality. It seems that the plan for Iron Man's personal movie should also be put on the agenda."

Hulk's speed and strength in the berserk state have reached a super high level.

After some chasing and smashing through the Kryptonian woman's mask, it easily knocked her unconscious and threw it away like a toy...

The Kryptonian woman was caught by the approaching Dawn Annihilator with a big mouth.

The latter burped bloody, revealing the corpses of the two previous male Kryptonians inside.

...and so on, only Superman's situation remained.

The speed and strength of the two equally strengthened Kryptonians are super gods, and even the Hulk can't catch up.

Global satellite surveillance showed the pair had flown out of Manhattan.

Clark and General Zod yelled "You killed my father!"...and "No! That's a necessary sacrifice for the future of Krypton!"...and beat each other violently, and then flew to the Arctic Ocean together.

... No one wants to chase after it anymore.

After all, the two Kryptonians might have gone to the other hemisphere again if the military had chased them :)

Chase?nonexistent.

Now, the helicopters and troops originally dispatched by the military to attack alien visitors have turned to appease the people and record the war damage.

The agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. perform their duties, eliminate all possible hidden dangers, and control the trend of news...

In this weird post-war state, even if there is still a hidden danger of "Locky and the Rubik's Cube are missing", everyone is reluctantly relieved.

Find a place that doesn't collapse buildings or blow up planes - like Stark Tower.

Then sit in rows, eat fruit... ah bah... discuss important matters.

The only person dissatisfied with this situation may be Patricia.

……

Banner, who has transformed from the Hulk Hulk back to Dr. Banner, has experienced the greatest embarrassment in his life.

Due to the oversized body of his transformed body, his plaid shirt with the characteristic of science and engineering men has been completely scrapped.

The original loose casual trousers have also been torn into strands, barely hanging on the waist.

It's already embarrassing to this point, and there is an even bigger problem.

That is……

When did the Hulk make alien friends? ? ?

Stark Building.

"Hey...Little Lupang is such a good baby, you see he left you pants after transforming."

Holding up Tony Stark's collection of tens of thousands of dollars of champagne "Dun Dun Dun", Patricia wiped her lips, flicked her black hair, and dropped the empty champagne bottle onto the high-end custom marble on the ground.

She patted Dr. Banner on the shoulder, made a "snap" sound that made her shoulder hurt, and said:

"Why is the... hiccup... quality of your pants so good?"

"Why are your clothes blown up...the pants haven't blown up yet?"

Dr. Banner's shoulder was nearly broken.

His face is full of lovelessness.

——You ask me, who am I asking?

——Do you know about the super power of always keeping a pair of underwear?

:)