[Zhongyingmei] The superheroes I bought in those years

Before today, Steve Rogers could never have imagined:

The unknown villain who "wanted to buy Tony Stark" in the Wonderful Night at the Museum turned out to be the beautiful little girl he met on the beach and confessed to Peggy with a smile.

...But now the reality forced him to change his mind.

The punk colored contact lenses he thought were her real ones.

And Patricia Udonta is not some trendy young man, but a solid alien visitor.

Sleep has spanned 70 years, and the perception of species in the world has changed...

Maybe he should write more in his "New Era Notebook" - "Don't judge a species by its appearance".

Captain America, who was waiting in battle, was a little bit dumbfounded after hearing the words "99 yuan extra head".

After all, what the other party said was really like a child's anger, and the dumbfounding first meeting on the beach really made him less vigilant.

But his peace of mind doesn't mean others don't care.

such as……

Iron Man, who was worth "an unlimited black card", almost raised his nostrils to the ceiling.

Another example...

And the fans/fans of SHIELD's collective American team almost exploded on the spot.

99 just want to buy our captain? !

We want to pile up all the salary performance bonuses and throw them all on your face :)

……

Nick Fury's reaction was naturally not as great as that of his subordinates.

As the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., he has always maintained absolute calm and a rather cold balance of pros and cons.

In his opinion, Patricia's condition was a "trick".

If he can sell Captain America in front of his subordinates who are "in A.I.E.L.D. and in the captain's heart", tomorrow he can directly take off the director's hat on his head and play as a ball :)

The playfulness and slyness in the alien girl's eyes was undisguised, and Fury had no doubts that she knew he wouldn't say yes to this.

——Whether the person she wants to "buy" is Captain America or not.

——She was not sincerely negotiating terms at all.

But the opponent's hole cards are unknown, and they still have to play Tai Chi with her.

Nick Fury asks: "...why would you want to buy Captain America?"

At first he thought that Patricia would not answer.

As a result, the other party was unexpectedly willing to explain: "That big liar Star-Lord said that Captain America is his idol in life, a benchmark of justice... he boasted that there is nothing in the sky."

"However..." She changed the tone, "It seems to be the same, except that it's dead and alive. There's nothing special about it. If you buy it back for 99 yuan, you can even slap Xingjue in the face. It's barely worth the ticket. price."

Nick Fury: "..."

Star Lord who?What kind of shit reason is this?

……

The director said with difficulty: "...Human trafficking is illegal on our planet."

Patricia: "Oh like this...but the earth has none of my business~"

The girl didn't seem to care about the temptation in Fury's words at all, and she firmly confirmed her position on "your earth" for her.

Nick Fury was silent again for her acquiescence, and he felt that he had been silent a little too much today.

Patricia, however, had no intention of letting him go.

"Also, I have seen your country's intelligence database."

She talked about major crimes in a particularly natural tone.

"Doesn't your government also buy and sell mutants in private? Human experimentation and genetic modification are both fun."

"According to this statement, it's okay for S.H.I.E.L.D. to sell me Captain America in private...Anyway, no one else knows he's alive."

The combat boots stepped on the bright ground, the girl slowly twirled a lock of hair with one finger, turned her head to the mirror and walked sideways, her scarlet eyes turning maliciously.

"Or, is this Captain America a fake?"

"That's right, if it's a true benchmark of justice, how could it be possible to join forces with the government that buys and sells compatriots~"

The young man with blond hair and blue eyes was silent for a moment, looked at the critical expression on the girl's face, and spoke.

"...I'm Steve Rogers, and I've been called Captain America."

A benchmark of justice?

Steve never thought of himself as an ordinary kid in Brooklyn standing up for justice, whether he was wearing that uniform or not.

He only knows that he will do what he thinks is right, whether it was then or now.

"I don't know what you're talking about, but I promise, if it's true..."

The blond man raised his eyes, and the same color eyelashes cast a firm light and shadow in the blue-green eyes.

"—I'm not going to let it happen."

……

Patricia froze for a moment when Steve spoke up.

Before, he stood aside wearing a simple T-shirt and trousers. He didn't speak, nor did he hold a shield. He looked like a somewhat silent young man.

The voice of the other party is indeed very young, but there is also a kind of... elder... calmness, which makes people want to believe him unconsciously, thinking that what he said is reasonable.

As a descendant of predators raised by the elders of the universe, growing up in a disordered, chaotic, power-oriented galaxy, Patricia seldom has such a role in her life.

——Gao Tianzun and the collector are two paranoids who have lived for countless years, and her father and fake brother who are always on the road of receiving tasks and betraying water are not serious people either.

So, after living for so many years, it is only now that Patricia finds out...

Hey, she seems to like this tune very much.

This discovery made her a little uncomfortable.

--Just a little bit.

No way, Xia Xia.She grinned inwardly.He's just an earthling.

A... Emmmm... kind of good-looking earthling.

There is a pair of azure blue eyes slightly greenish - very clean and very determined, like a shallow sea covered by golden brown eyelashes.

The straight bridge of the nose is like a sail on the sea, and the shape and color of the lips are beautiful.

Further down is the perfect figure like Apollo, with abdominal muscles, pectoral muscles and biceps.

...Ah, it seems to be worth more than 99 yuan.

He's kind of like Thor from Asgard.

And Thor was sold by Valkyrie for 1000 million.

The girl settled the score in her heart, and for the first time in her life felt that her bid was a bit false.

However, the price paid was the food that went into Fofo's mouth...

Withdrawal is impossible :)

……

Patricia wrinkled her nose, looked away, and looked around the whole outside pretending to be very interested.

The three sides are solid metal walls, and only her side is the area separated by glass. Researchers and agents stand around in twos and threes. There are some indicator lights on the ceiling and the ground, in the shape of small arrows.

Then there was the big-breasted sweetheart, the short-legged corgi, and the one-eyed black man in front of her.

No one spoke as Patricia looked around.

After she finished looking around, the words that came out of her mouth had nothing to do with the topic just now: "There is a lot of lead in your walls. The taste of lead is not very good."

Fofo doesn't like the taste of lead very much. It always feels like rotten moldy tofu, astringent and dry.

The topic changed so suddenly that the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. was speechless for a while.

Then the girl asked with a natural look: "Is it to isolate the red cloak from Metropolis?"

The expressions of some people present changed.

It also includes Tony Stark.

However, his expression changes are a bit different from others, after all, he is someone who once supported Superman in public.

Patricia didn't notice Iron Man's strangeness, she understood the atmosphere just now, and her guess just now was correct.

So, she gloated a little and said, "Then he is really pitiful."

Duty to be the guardian of the earth, but always be guarded against.

She didn't understand and didn't want to understand what the Kryptonian was thinking.

She didn't like the look in his eyes at all.

——Obviously a heterogeneous, obviously all heterogeneous.

Why?

……

The girl thinks the lead here is pretty good.

Lead can isolate the Kryptonian's super hearing and super vision, but Aegis's approach has provided her with a barrier, allowing her to speak freely.

Thinking of this, Patricia lifted her spirits.

"Since you're not with Superman, how about we make a deal?"

"What deal?"

Unexpectedly, it was not Nick Fury who spoke back the first time, but Iron Man.

The former glanced at the latter with one eye, but did not speak.

The girl didn't really care about this, so she changed her partner and continued:

"You put people... oh yes, including yourself, Ni Rabbit... as a mortgage to me."

"I put Superman's fatal weakness..."

--Kryptonite.

"Tell you."

The ending is low and low, the smile is seductive and ambiguous...

She didn't seem to know what secrets she was about to reveal that many countries and forces wanted to find out, and she had a childish joke of "let's exchange secrets".

Superman - a man of steel, a god among men.

Since he appeared in public, countless people have been crazy about his perfect image and inhuman strength.

Numerous institutions and forces from various countries want to dig out his origin, source of ability, and power system...

And most importantly, weaknesses.

But no one person, no country succeeded.

Superman seems to be perfect, a man created by the Creator with the most concentrated energy.

So perfect, and so... hopeless.

If a superman is kind, it is a blessing in the world;

If a superman follows evil, he is useless as a chariot.

……

Patricia smiled maliciously.

She hadn't had that dream for a long time, and if she hadn't used soul power on a large scale before, she probably wouldn't have dreamed of that memory because of her weakness - that terrible, "great" winter.

After waking up from the dream, she was not in a good mood, and when she was in a bad mood, she didn't like to make others feel good.

Don't Kryptonians call themselves saviors?

Isn't the earth his sheltered territory?

How great, how meaningful.

Just don't know when he was injured by the sheltered people, when he was mortally threatened...

How wonderful will the expression on that god-like face be?

Oh no no no, Xia Xia is not a bad girl, Xia Xia is just helping him.

Help him recognize the pitiful and lovely reality.

S.H.I.E.L.D.'s answer must be...

……

"Do not."

"Do not."

She met two pairs of eyes that were also burning with disapproval and anger.

deep blue.caramel colour.

Such a strong refusal.

Like two flames enough to drive away the harsh winter.