[Zhongyingmei] The superheroes I bought in those years

There's been a bizarre trend in New York this past week.

Numerous styling shops and optical shops, whether high-end or cheap, have played a very consistent banner:

"Smooth and pure color - the mysterious style of black hair", or "vampire's eyes - crimson wine red scarlet is your choice".

…Those who don’t know would think that some internet celebrity giants such as XXX sisters are starting to lead the new trend.

And all these changes are due to one person—the darling of the magazine 360 ​​five days a year, the best news maker, Tony Stark.

——He has attended three consecutive banquets with women with black hair and red eyes.

It is reported that even the supermodels of Playboy and Victoria's Secret have more or less started this kind of dress.

Even if some supermodels or celebrities don't want to make it too obvious, they will use some red eye shadow and dark hair color to covertly cater to the trend.

This turmoil even spread to the school.

……

Peter Parker, who still wears a turtleneck shirt every day at Midtown High, feels like he's suffocating.

Not because of the heat...oh, of course he was so hot that he was about to cry...but because of the black hair + red contact lenses of [-] to [-]% of the girls and even boys in the school.

As soon as he looked up in class, he shivered at the straight black hair of the girl at the front desk;

As soon as I went to the bathroom after class, I bumped into one or several pairs of rabbit-like eyes as soon as I came out of the corner... shivering.

It made him suffer from nervous neck pain every day, and he had to generate electricity by himself when there was no electricity.

Q^Q

……

"Are you sure it's her?"

"It's definitely her."

Quantico, Virginia.

In the office of the Behavioral Analysis Unit (BAU) of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI).

"Thanks to Tony Stark, if it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been able to confirm it so quickly-it seems that she really did the "Night at the Museum" incident."

A handsome chocolate guy with obvious eight-pack abs under a T-shirt touched his cropped head. He looked at least 1.8 meters tall, and his name was written on his work badge: "Morgan".

Morgan held up the coffee cup and toasted in the air, took a sip by himself, but was almost spit out by the surprisingly bitter taste of the coffee.

"Oh my God, I think I need some sugar, the sugar bowl is with you, Garcia - my queen, can I have a spoonful?"

He was talking to a fat girl who was typing behind a computer at a desk.

Garcia was one of those very cute, chubby, brightly dressed, blue-rimmed Tiffany glasses with more nimble fingers than she looked.

"Oh my knight, please wait, I find that [Miss Patricia] who [leads the trend] has disappeared again..."

……

The computer screen in front of the fat girl is a webpage that is not very "normal" at first glance:

One of the search boxes contained information about "Tony Stark's Mutant Taste!"The news of "Loving the Girl with Black Hair and Red Eyes";

A larger frame is divided into many small frames, showing surveillance in different areas of New York, the screens are switched rapidly, and the previously set facial recognition is performed.

—Of course it's not legal.

"Again, all the surveillance cameras in New York couldn't find her."

Garcia's fleshy face wrinkled.

This sweet fat girl is the technical director of the BAU team, and her hacking skills are invincible.

However, the situation of "the tracked target disappearing in the surveillance" has happened several times in this week.

If it is a coincidence to say once or twice, so many times, it is completely provocative to the "Queen of BAU Technology"!

——The whole BAU team didn't guess that when Patricia "disappeared", she was actually at the bottom of the sea, in an alien spacecraft.

……

"Think happy, Her Majesty."

Chocolate Handsome Morgan shrugged.

"Although you didn't find her, she didn't know that you were watching her."

"—Although I don't know where she got her confidence, but I can see that she always thinks that other people are scum."

"Conceit always blinds and always leads to failure."

"Then we can catch her in the foot..."

Another colleague in the office, the brunette Emily hesitated to speak:

"Maybe it's because she's... er... mutant?"

Even if the analysis ability is as strong as that of the BAU team, they did not speculate on the aliens.

They analyzed Patricia's special ability based on the time period when Patricia disappeared from surveillance and the behavior of the "client" Tony Stark in the last week, and they agreed that the explanation of "mutant" was the most reasonable.

Morgan winked at Emily, coughed lightly, and brought the topic back:

"What about the mutants... Even Magneto failed to do big things in the White House back then."

Although the group of mutants has now kept a low profile, the great deeds of the past are still being circulated among the public.

However, Garcia was not comforted at all.

……

"She picked one from our alternate identity file."

“—like buying a loaf of bread at a 7-11 without even paying for it!”

The fat girl grimaced, and stuffed candy from the sugar bowl into her mouth.

"And I didn't realize it at all..."

"If it wasn't for Rhett's good memory to find out that one is missing, I would lose my life at the end of the festival!"

↑This is why the BAU team is watching Patricia↑

Morgan struggled with whether to tell Garcia that the term "unsafe" was not used that way.

In the end he decided to change the subject: "Oh, speaking of which, where did R Bao (Ruett) go on vacation today?"

Rhett——Spencer Rhett, BAU's little prince, group favorite, little angel, genius little doctor...

A big boy with an IQ of 187 and the ability to write [-] words per minute has zero EQ.

"Huh? He seems to have gone to Pennsylvania..." Morgan rubbed his nose.

"You know, R Bao has long been blacklisted by all the casinos in our state because of his mental arithmetic ability..."

↑What a sad story↑

The group pet is the group pet after all, Garcia's attention was shifted immediately, his hand speed was faster than his brain speed, and he hacked into the surveillance cameras of all casinos in Pennsylvania.

The facial recognition system quickly located Dr. Reid, who had tea-brown curly hair.

……

Among a group of big-bodied gamblers, Sespan Reid is like a maverick young poplar.

He was tall and thin, wearing a British plaid shirt, looking very young and out of place in the casino.

His expression made people feel a little silly, but the chips in his hand were piled up like a mountain.

Oh, sure enough, the scene couldn't be more normal.

Garcia thought.

Hope he doesn't get kicked out by the casino this time...

Oh wait, it's not right to investigate a co-worker's privacy in private...

The fat girl who reacted wanted to turn off the surveillance.

Suddenly, she caught a glimpse of a figure that should have "disappeared in the surveillance", and the movement of pointing the cross at her hand stopped.

——Scarlet eyes, long black hair, deep and delicate facial features, high combat boots are more suitable for her than high heels.

Patricia walked in the sensual casino, but she was like a wolf rushing into the flock of sheep, where Moses passed the sea.

There were a few salty pig hands who wanted to take advantage of it, eager to try it, but they were scruples because of the other party's aura. When she was about to walk to the infield, someone finally couldn't hold back, holding a glass of wine and pretending to be handsome and wanted to go up... …

"Oh, this man is going to die..." The person who spoke was Morgan who leaned over to Garcia to watch the surveillance.

Garcia covered his eyes silently, watching the show through his fleshy fingers.

But the next second...

Garcia and Morgan scream/yell in unison: "OH RED!!!!!!"

Emily, who was so frightened by the two of them that the document almost fell from her hand: ...? ? ?

……

Spencer Reid looked dazed at the moment.

He was still holding a pile of tinkling chips of suits falling down, and the small brown curly hair on his head was temporarily pulled and a few strands hung down...

He was just concentrating on counting the cards in the croupier's hand, and he left the gaming table without even seeing who was pulling him, his eyes were spinning.

Then, the person who pulled him teased "softly" in his ear:

"Hey, there's a male with a smart|insane brain trying to harass me, don't you take out your gun, little police officer?"

A very unique light fragrance passed Rhett's nose.

He wanted to turn his head, but he only had time to catch a fleeting touch of silver-blue on the other's cheek, and then there was a chic back with fluttering black hair.

Patricia left behind the bully she had caught casually, waved her hand, and walked to the more private and advanced gambling area on the second floor.

Behind her, the little doctor was instantly surrounded by vigilant gamblers and even casino security guards: "..."

Although I don't know how the other party found out, but he does have a wheel around his waist that can avoid various security checks, and he is indeed an FBI...

But the problem is, his marksmanship is scum Q^Q

Happy to gamble, who is he in the way of him?

Do you know the shooting method that can turn a criminal's knee into a headshot?

The author has something to say:

【Characters in this chapter】From "Criminal Minds", the role is not the main role, so it doesn't matter if you don't know them~ The following is the introduction:

Morgan: Chocolate dude.The specialty is role-playing, thinking from the perspective of a criminal, and recreating every move of the criminal.Judo black belt player.

Rhett (R Bao): Doctor of genius, holds three doctoral titles (chemistry, mathematics, and engineering), and a bachelor's degree in psychology, philosophy, and sociology. His IQ is as high as 187, and he has a super-clear memory. Can read [-] words per minute.But his EQ is as low as his IQ is so high.

Garcia: Member of the FBI Technical Section, former computer hacker master.