[Zhongyingmei] The superheroes I bought in those years

"Hey buddy, what were you doing last night?"

While the physics teacher, Ms. Smith, turned around to analyze a force decomposition problem, Ned, a fat boy with yellowish brown skin, poked his head over and pointed at Peter Parker's collar.

He smiled "hehehe", fully expecting to see his best friend turn his head in an instant to reveal an explosive red face.

As a result, Peter did turn his head, but there was no blush on his face, but a faint paleness of staying up late (?).

He still had big dark circles under his eyes, and his whole body seemed to have been rolled onto the floor by a giant elephant's trunk and rubbed hundreds of times.

Then Peter gave him a weak "shh".

Facing the dead fish eyes of his good friend, Ned was stunned.

It wasn't until the bell rang for the end of get out of class that Peter dragged Ned into the toilet cubicle, and unbuttoned his collar mysteriously.

——A strange instrument wrapped in the middle by a network of blood vessels was firmly locked on his skin, like a vascular pacemaker.

To be fair, it's kind of scary.

Ned: "..."

He looked startled, his eyes widening suddenly.

Ned: "Oh my God! What is this?!"

Peter opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but as soon as the words came out, the little round chip issued a small electric seed of "Zi La" like a demonstration, which made the boy's mouth stiff.

No pain, but numb_(:зゝ∠)_

……

Then Peter fell silent.

Fortunately, the fat guy was very witty at certain moments. He was stunned by the electric spark at first, and then quickly reacted: "Can't you tell? Is it artificial intelligence? Or remote control?"

Peter held back, and tentatively said, "Uh...I'm not sure?"

Fortunately, after he said this, Xiaoyuan didn't shock him.

The young superhero breathed a sigh of relief.

In fact, he felt that neither of Ned's guesses was the correct answer.

More than ten hours ago, after watching the midnight farce in Manhattan, the suspected villain who called himself "Xia Xia" approached him under his terrified eyes, and said a lot of words to himself.

It roughly means "Oh, you look very poor and not expensive, or let me buy it like this, let's build Saka Star together!", "Don't you like Iron Man? When I buy him, you will have I'm with you hee hee hee :)".

The heart of Spider-Man is: ? ? ?

He felt that the girl's three views were a bit catty, and didn't she have to give money if she bought it?

Where is the money?What about the promised money?What about small money that can be seen and felt?

A lie!

Q^Q

The "black-hearted trader" did not give him a chance to question him.

After Patricia finished her long speech, she felt that it was a bit late, so she decided to end this friendly transaction and start a unilateral contract with Spider Boy.

— leaning toward his artery like a medieval vampire, and planted a kiss on the little disc.

Just like she did to that T-Rex.

It's just that Peter Parker doesn't emit any soul fire.

He was so embarrassed that he didn't know where to put his hands and feet because he had never been so close to a girl.

As the person involved, the little spider only hesitated to feel that the electric shock film... came alive, lively and sparkling, like a replica of its alien master.

— Became the best monitor.

He finally had a vague understanding of the scope of Patricia's abilities, but he never had a chance to speak out.

……

Meanwhile, the top floors of five-star hotels in Manhattan.

The square-faced and triangular-eyed Fofo was so hungry that he could not hold back his hunger, chasing and biting Yaka's arrows all over the room.

With her boots on, Patricia was lying on her back on the silk quilt with her legs crossed.

Those scarlet eyes looked at the ceiling without focus, as if they were looking at an unknown void through a barrier.

If we zoom in a little more, we can make an appointment to see the picture in the pupil as if played by a projector:

The two teenagers who came back to the classroom from the toilet cubicle were a bit late, but they heard noise outside the supposedly quiet door.

Pushing open the door, the report has not yet been uttered, the surprisingly noisy classroom and the teacher who did not stop the students from screaming made them feel that they had gone to the wrong set.

And an even more unbelievable sight: Tony Stark, who should have nothing to do with Midtown High School, appeared in the classroom wearing a coquettish blue suit and red sunglasses...

Through the perspective of Peter's neck, the billionaire walking towards Peter Parker can be vaguely glimpsed through the gap covered by the collar.

The other party calmly took off his sunglasses, stared at him with big caramel-colored eyes, and said in a congratulatory tone, "Mr. Parker's resume is very good, and he can work part-time as my personal assistant in the future. If he performs well, he will go directly to work in Stark Industries after graduation. .”

The eyes of the students are full of envy.

The over-excited teenager was short of breath, and anyone could feel the adrenaline rushing through his body, unaware that all of this fell into the eyes of Patricia who was not present.

Inside the suite.

In the blink of an eye, the girl's eyes regained focus.

After she withdrew her ability, a smile of unknown meaning appeared on her face.

The silver-blue pearlescent oil paint under the left eye is very magnificent.

……

"Ssssssss...Mr. Stark!"

Until he was taken out of the professor with his arms around his shoulders, Peter Iron Man's old fan Parker's expression was still fluttering.

Even turning his head to look at "Lightning" Thompson who bullies him the most on weekdays, he can't tell his eyes from the twisted and jealous face ヽ(.>д<)p

To be reasonable, of course he did not submit any resume to Stark Industries to apply for an intern assistant, but who can say "NO" when Iron Man hands you the olive branch of "personal assistant"!

nonexistent.

Rejection is impossible to refuse, impossible to refuse in this life.

Seeing Mr. Stark feels like seeing the lover in a dream, and even chatter has become stuttering in front of Mr. Stark!

Every cell of Ni's father is full of genius, and his behavior is heroic...

I love Papa Ni so much!

↑Crazy Nichui fans little spider thinks so↑

This dreamlike feeling came to an abrupt end after being taken to Stark Tower and seeing a man in black wearing a strange mask like a marinated egg.

Because the other party stared sharply at him with one eye, the first sentence he uttered was:

"First meeting, Spider-Man."

"I believe you must have inspired a thrilling night last night."

The vest that I thought was covered tightly: God.collapse.land.crack.

cool.

……

Patricia doesn't know much about the drama of "how a see-through Spider-Man denies being Spider-Man."

In the past two days, she took the time to contact people she knew.

It seems that Star-Lord and the newly formed Guardians of the Galaxy ran to a corner where there is no signal;

Her father, as always, was conquering the stars and the sea, and still had a very valuable spiritual ball that was said to be enshrined by Peter Quill;

Gao Tianzun was drunk and dreamed of dying in Saka, and was unhappy because the champion in his hand was not strong;

Nebula seems to be on the way to escape. She hides her identity and searches for supplies and weapons everywhere.

If it wasn't for their unique way of connecting, Patricia might not have found her.

The communication message of the encrypted channel was connected, and the face of Thanos's second adopted daughter besides Gamora - Nebula - turned into a small projection.

She has leather-like dark blue and light blue stitched skin, half mechanical eyes and half mechanical body, and many parts of her body are replaced by machines.

"Is something wrong?"

Mini Nebula had a cold face, with purple blood stains from some unknown race on his face, the murderous look on his body seemed to be fished out of a sea of ​​corpses, and his tone was surprisingly fierce.

However, Patricia's eyes did not change, and she chatted with her on her own, and the topic went a long way:

"Hey, your stupid sister Gamora is now making a bunch with my big liar brother."

"Gamora has the ability to lead, but her status is actually lower than that of the Spicy Chicken Star Lord. It's a disgrace to women."

Xing Yun's expression eased, and he nodded reservedly: "She is really stupid to death."

Patricia smiled and said, "Hey, but even if she is stupid as hell, you still love her deeply, don't you? Something like [you are the one I hate the most among my brothers and sisters]..."

nebula:"……"

The double knives in his hands are ready to move.

Before she exploded, Patricia seized on her self-deprecation: "It's like I love my silver-toothed but leaking daddy no matter what!"

"Speaking of which, guess where I am now?"

"Damn Xingjue robbed me of my father, I can only conquer his hometown and sell it for money."

Xing Yun: "...you actually went."

"Yeah, I'm on Earth now."

The black-haired girl yawned, feeling the drowsiness after several days of no sleep and excessive use of abilities.

"I even met a Kryptonian! It's so annoying... The cutie I just caught yesterday is actually a minor! It's even more annoying!"

Knowing that predators don't buy and sell children, Xing Yun said clearly, "Then keep going, and if you meet good slaves, you can sell them at a high price."

"Oh, you still understand me, so you are my best friend, honey." Patricia said sweetly, "When you kill Thanos, I conquer the earth, and then we go to the land of ignorance." Have a good drink."

After hanging up the communication, Patricia planned to catch up on sleep, and rolled on the bed for a long time before remembering the Kryptonians she had forgotten.

She was a little strange, why didn't the Superman who said he would keep staring at her come to her?

It stands to reason that the hearing of Kryptonians strengthened by the yellow sun is enough to hear sounds from any corner of the earth.

...Could it be that the opponent didn't use his ability at that time?It seems that it is not impossible.

There is nowhere to put Xia Xia's abduction rhetoric and kryptonite.

Monk Qi :)

……

Probably even Patricia didn't expect that her nonsensical complaints were actually right on the heart.

On the night of "Night at the Museum", "Spiderman" Peter Parker lost his freedom of speech, while "Superman" Clark Kent found his people.

The stories of superheroes always have a routine. For example, they generally have a mask, for example, they have more than one identity, and for example, most of them have a hard-won story.

Most superheroes are both "hero" and "mortal" at the same time.

For example, Captain America used to be a weak little bean sprouts, for example, Iron Man was just a genius and billionaire (mortal:?) before making the armor, for example, Spider-Man was Peter Parker, a high school student with no friends...

But Superman is different.

Spider-Man wakes up in the morning and he is Peter Parker.

But when Superman wakes up in the morning, he is Superman.

Such a perfect man of steel is not a creation of the earth, he has his race, his Kryptonian, his... origin.

In such a vast universe, he is so powerful, but also so lonely.

So, last night when he entered the Fortress of Solitude in the North Pole again, he unexpectedly received a cosmic signal from his tribe...

He lost his temper.

——Like a dandelion seed drifting across the ocean, it is finally told the direction it came from by the wind.

The Kryptonian who called himself General Zod said that he was the pioneer of Krypton.

As pioneers, he and his men have been on the way of long-distance interstellar exploration all year round, thus avoiding the destruction of Krypton.

The destruction of their home planet caused them unbearable pain, and they exiled themselves in the universe, but accidentally captured the signal from the Fortress of Solitude, and finally found Kal-El, the orphan of Krypton.

That is, the superman of the earth.

A New Hope for Krypton.

……

Clark didn't know how he should react to this.

There are surprises, bewilderment, and bewilderment.

From the time he discovered that he was different from other people—everyone on this earth, including the parents who raised him and educated him—he questioned it, and he questioned it for more than ten years.

Until he was shown the alien spacecraft in the barn by his adoptive father, until he found the Kryptonian fortress in the North Pole and put on the uniform representing "hope".

Then there is now.

He has clansmen connected by blood.

His people told him that they were coming to look for him, the chaotic star belt of the universe blocked the spaceship, and he needed to open a stable channel for them.

——Through the "Universal Rubik's Cube".

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Note: In this world, Clark did not meet the image of his father in the Fortress of Solitude, so he does not know General Zod.

For those who have never watched "Superman: Man of Steel": General Zod is the military commander of Krypton and one of the survivors after the demise of Krypton (because he was exiled in the universe by the Council of Elders), in order to make Krypton The continuation of the star race, trying to turn the earth into the second Krypton, was stopped by Superman. (He was once a friend of Clark's own father, and later killed Clark's father.)