i slept on the top bunk brother
Chapter 1: I wash socks for school grass
I smiled and picked up the basketball at hand, "You are afraid that I will be bored, and I am afraid that you are too good."
Woody was really pissed off by me, he jumped up from the ground all of a sudden, ready to grab the basketball in my hand.I took the ball, shook it a few times in front of his eyes, then moved flexibly, bypassed him, and attacked towards the basket.
Woody wanted to go up and stop me, and I showed him a set of flexible moves, and then shot beautifully.
Score!
I just watched Woody play basketball. He shoots the ball very accurately and has a good dribbling foundation. However, Woody lacks cooperation with others and lacks actual combat experience, so he is easily affected by my fake moves.
Based on the principle of humanitarianism and friendship first, I deliberately gave Woody a few balls.Woody also knew how much he weighed, so he threw the basketball in his hand again, "It's boring, I won't play anymore."
I said: "Don't, I just started an activity."
But Woody didn't want to fight me anymore, he found a cool place to sit down and said, "It's time for me to watch you fight."
I played with the basketball in my hand and said: "We two are destined not to be enemies. The game is like this, and basketball should be the same. We should cooperate well and make progress together."
Woody glanced at me, there was approval, approval, and a little... moved in his eyes.
There are not many classes in the freshman year, and there is plenty of time for us to adapt to the new life of the university.
The only thing that is busy is the student union.I heard that Zeng Hao became the new president of the student union.
The minister of the sports department had heard about Woody's name a long time ago, and came to him several times in person, hoping that he would join the sports department.However, Woody didn't have a good face towards anyone, so he directly rejected him.Li Haoyu is a busy person in our dormitory. He runs around the classroom, the student union, and the office all day long, and sometimes he is busy replying to various messages in the middle of the night.
Both are college students, this is the gap.
Woody and I are inseparable every day, and I gradually grasped his temper. This kid is irritable and arrogant, and he can't let anyone go. The only way to subdue him is to fight him hard.
In addition to Internet cafes and dormitories, the place we both go most often is the basketball court.
In the physical education class of the freshman year, what we have to learn is basketball.Basketball is the sport that Woody and I are best at, and Woody is the sports committee member of our class, so every physical education class, we both will find an empty basketball hoop and start free practice.
Woody has long been a celebrity in our college. Every time there is a physical education class, you can see girls from various colleges wandering around the basketball court.It's just a pity that those girls' acting skills are too clumsy, and they can't even do basic voyeurism.
Sometimes, a few bold girls would come over and ask for Woody's contact information. To this, Woody just had a cold face, and then walked to other places with the basketball in his arms.
However, the more ruthless Woody is, the more persistent those girls are, and the more people come to watch Woody play.
Woody is made miserable every day, and I really enjoy it.Those girls always wanted to give Woody water, but were afraid that he would refuse, so they naturally found me, hoping that I would convey their love.As a good friend of Woody, I knew that Woody would not accept their kindness, and I was afraid that they would be sad, so I had to wrong myself and accepted their snacks and drinks.
Another physical education class is over.I walked to the dormitory with Hu Di and Li Haoyu.Every physical education class I have to carry a schoolbag, which is full of girls' love for Woody.
Woody suddenly stretched out his hand to me and said, "Water."
I knew why and asked, "What water?"
"Those girls."
"It was given to me, what do you want?"
"I'll take a bottle," Woody said, "and you'll have the rest."
I unzipped my schoolbag and asked, "What do you want? There are several kinds of mineral water, and there are Pepsi and Coca-Cola as well."
Li Haoyu poked his head over and said, "Yu Dong, what you gained in one physical education class is enough to open a small supermarket!"
I picked out a bottle of iced Coke, handed it to Li Haoyu, and said, "I'm going to secretly take a few photos of Woody in the future, five yuan for life photos, fifteen yuan for sleep photos, twenty for bathing photos, and five..."
Woody snatched my schoolbag, picked it for a long time, and only took a bottle of mineral water, "If you dare to secretly film me, I will send the video of you taking a shower to the class group."
"Fuck! You are still afraid of me taking a shower, why are you so perverted!"
Woody looked up and took a sip of water, "I learned from you."
The freshman class was very easy. In addition to playing with my mobile phone and teasing Woody at night, I also had to do laundry.I'm used to being careless, throwing socks and underwear in the bucket, and washing them after I have saved up a certain amount.
My water bucket was always placed next to the bed. I saw a few pairs of light yellow smelly socks at the foot of the bed. I thought I accidentally dropped them on the ground, so I threw them back into the bucket.
I filled up the water, only to realize that I had just run out of laundry detergent, so I borrowed some from Song Heng.
Song Heng loves cleanliness the most, and his laundry detergent is still in new packaging and smells.
I don’t know why, but when I was washing my socks today, I always had a different feeling. I sniffed my nose, and there was an inexplicable smell lingering on the tip of my nose. I raised my arms and smelled the foam on my hands. Stinky but not stinky, fragrant but not fragrant.I took a few more puffs, and for some reason, my little brother raised his head slightly.
Song Heng's laundry detergent is so amazing?
When I got back to the dormitory, I hung my socks on the balcony, and Woody just came back from the shower.
I didn't bother Woody today, Woody is still a little unaccustomed.I touched his ass and went to the bathroom with the bath stuff.
Woody has long been used to me touching him.When I scrub him, he sometimes even caters a few times.
Woody pawed at the head of his bed a few times and asked, "Have any of you seen my socks?"
Li Haoyu said: "No one will steal your stinky socks, so you can look for them carefully."
Woody poked around again, and said, "No."
Li Haoyu raised his head, "That's strange, what kind of socks are you?"
"White, Nike."
Song Heng raised his head and said: "Don't look for it, your socks are hanging out on the balcony, and Yu Dong washed them for you just now. I wondered when you two got on so well. The socks can be washed in a bucket. "
Woody slammed his fist against the wall and asked, "He washed my socks with his?"
Song Heng was taken aback and said, "That's right, just now in the water room, Yu Dong was washing socks and singing at the same time."
Li Haoyu's heart skipped a beat, telling Song Heng to shut up quickly.
Woody rushed to the balcony to have a look, and saw several pairs of white Nike socks floating in the wind, and my socks and underwear.
When I returned to the dormitory, the atmosphere was very strange.Li Haoyu kept winking at me, telling me to go to bed quickly.I was a little puzzled, and asked, "Song Heng, what brand is your laundry detergent? I smelled it a few times when I was washing my socks, and it turned out a little hot."
I won't offend Woody when I talk about laundry detergent, right?
Song Heng almost spit out water.He trembled and looked at Woody.
I didn't realize what was wrong at all, and continued: "But don't tell me, although the taste is a bit strange, but the aftertaste is quite strong, I actually want to take a few more sips."
Li Haoyu just wanted to spit out a mouthful of old blood, he looked at me with three points of sympathy and seven points of wild laughter.
Woody lay on the bed and said faintly: "I didn't expect that you still have this hobby. My socks can make you go up. I didn't expect my socks to have such a strong stamina. You even want to take two more puffs."
Every word Woody said was like a nuclear bomb exploded in my brain.Li Haoyu and Li Yu finally couldn't help it, and laughed loudly.
The next morning, Woody sat on my bed early in the morning, holding a pair of white Nike socks in his hand and a pair of his favorite shoes at his feet.
I looked at this source of evil that made people feel superior, and said, "You don't dislike me either."
Woody's expression was quite happy. He said: "At first, I was quite angry. I was going to beat you up when you came back. But as soon as I saw your reaction, my anger disappeared."
"This is the first time I've washed socks for others," I shook my head and said, "I didn't expect you to be so honored."
After putting on his shoes, Woody jumped on the ground a few times and said, "Actually, this is the first time someone washes my socks."
Freshman days are the happiest. The Mid-Autumn Festival is after the military training. After the Mid-Autumn Festival, it only takes more than ten days of classes to celebrate the National Day.
There are seven days off for National Day, and many people in our dormitory have to go home.In fact, I didn't want to go home at all, but my parents urged me several times, forcing me to go back and tell the children of my relatives about the importance of studying.
Children these days should be sent to the construction site for two days of experience.
Hu Di's home is in Shandong, and his air tickets and high-speed rail tickets are all sold out these days. If he wants to go home, he can only buy a train station ticket on October [-], and he has to stand for seven or eight hours.Hu said blankly: "I think the school is pretty good, so I won't go back."
In order to prevent Woody from being lonely at school, I stayed until the afternoon of October [-] before returning home.Woody told me many things about Shandong. He said that the sunrise in Shandong is the most beautiful. I pestered Woody and asked him to take me to see it if he had a chance.
The day I got home, Woody said he was going out to do some shopping, but actually drove me all the way to the bus stop.
When I got home, my parents were getting impatient for a long time. My mother helped me pull the suitcase into the room and blamed me: "It's hard to take a vacation, why don't you come back soon?"
I said with a playful smile, "I've only been in college for a few days, and you're so anxious."
My mother looked straight into my eyes and asked forcefully, "Tell me honestly, did you have a girlfriend? Are you staying with your girlfriend at school these days?"
I didn't bother to explain, and said nonsense: "Yes, yes, the girlfriend I'm looking for is docile, doesn't scold others, and obeys me no matter what. The most important thing is that she cares about her classmates and makes a lot of friends. Her favorite Piano, chess, calligraphy and painting."
My mother looked puzzled, "What are you daydreaming about? Besides, what's the use of a girl who is too obedient? It's better to find someone who is more domineering and fierce."
My mother's view of love has always been so strange.
I quickly answered a few words with my mouth, and finally coaxed my mother out of the room.
Woody was really pissed off by me, he jumped up from the ground all of a sudden, ready to grab the basketball in my hand.I took the ball, shook it a few times in front of his eyes, then moved flexibly, bypassed him, and attacked towards the basket.
Woody wanted to go up and stop me, and I showed him a set of flexible moves, and then shot beautifully.
Score!
I just watched Woody play basketball. He shoots the ball very accurately and has a good dribbling foundation. However, Woody lacks cooperation with others and lacks actual combat experience, so he is easily affected by my fake moves.
Based on the principle of humanitarianism and friendship first, I deliberately gave Woody a few balls.Woody also knew how much he weighed, so he threw the basketball in his hand again, "It's boring, I won't play anymore."
I said: "Don't, I just started an activity."
But Woody didn't want to fight me anymore, he found a cool place to sit down and said, "It's time for me to watch you fight."
I played with the basketball in my hand and said: "We two are destined not to be enemies. The game is like this, and basketball should be the same. We should cooperate well and make progress together."
Woody glanced at me, there was approval, approval, and a little... moved in his eyes.
There are not many classes in the freshman year, and there is plenty of time for us to adapt to the new life of the university.
The only thing that is busy is the student union.I heard that Zeng Hao became the new president of the student union.
The minister of the sports department had heard about Woody's name a long time ago, and came to him several times in person, hoping that he would join the sports department.However, Woody didn't have a good face towards anyone, so he directly rejected him.Li Haoyu is a busy person in our dormitory. He runs around the classroom, the student union, and the office all day long, and sometimes he is busy replying to various messages in the middle of the night.
Both are college students, this is the gap.
Woody and I are inseparable every day, and I gradually grasped his temper. This kid is irritable and arrogant, and he can't let anyone go. The only way to subdue him is to fight him hard.
In addition to Internet cafes and dormitories, the place we both go most often is the basketball court.
In the physical education class of the freshman year, what we have to learn is basketball.Basketball is the sport that Woody and I are best at, and Woody is the sports committee member of our class, so every physical education class, we both will find an empty basketball hoop and start free practice.
Woody has long been a celebrity in our college. Every time there is a physical education class, you can see girls from various colleges wandering around the basketball court.It's just a pity that those girls' acting skills are too clumsy, and they can't even do basic voyeurism.
Sometimes, a few bold girls would come over and ask for Woody's contact information. To this, Woody just had a cold face, and then walked to other places with the basketball in his arms.
However, the more ruthless Woody is, the more persistent those girls are, and the more people come to watch Woody play.
Woody is made miserable every day, and I really enjoy it.Those girls always wanted to give Woody water, but were afraid that he would refuse, so they naturally found me, hoping that I would convey their love.As a good friend of Woody, I knew that Woody would not accept their kindness, and I was afraid that they would be sad, so I had to wrong myself and accepted their snacks and drinks.
Another physical education class is over.I walked to the dormitory with Hu Di and Li Haoyu.Every physical education class I have to carry a schoolbag, which is full of girls' love for Woody.
Woody suddenly stretched out his hand to me and said, "Water."
I knew why and asked, "What water?"
"Those girls."
"It was given to me, what do you want?"
"I'll take a bottle," Woody said, "and you'll have the rest."
I unzipped my schoolbag and asked, "What do you want? There are several kinds of mineral water, and there are Pepsi and Coca-Cola as well."
Li Haoyu poked his head over and said, "Yu Dong, what you gained in one physical education class is enough to open a small supermarket!"
I picked out a bottle of iced Coke, handed it to Li Haoyu, and said, "I'm going to secretly take a few photos of Woody in the future, five yuan for life photos, fifteen yuan for sleep photos, twenty for bathing photos, and five..."
Woody snatched my schoolbag, picked it for a long time, and only took a bottle of mineral water, "If you dare to secretly film me, I will send the video of you taking a shower to the class group."
"Fuck! You are still afraid of me taking a shower, why are you so perverted!"
Woody looked up and took a sip of water, "I learned from you."
The freshman class was very easy. In addition to playing with my mobile phone and teasing Woody at night, I also had to do laundry.I'm used to being careless, throwing socks and underwear in the bucket, and washing them after I have saved up a certain amount.
My water bucket was always placed next to the bed. I saw a few pairs of light yellow smelly socks at the foot of the bed. I thought I accidentally dropped them on the ground, so I threw them back into the bucket.
I filled up the water, only to realize that I had just run out of laundry detergent, so I borrowed some from Song Heng.
Song Heng loves cleanliness the most, and his laundry detergent is still in new packaging and smells.
I don’t know why, but when I was washing my socks today, I always had a different feeling. I sniffed my nose, and there was an inexplicable smell lingering on the tip of my nose. I raised my arms and smelled the foam on my hands. Stinky but not stinky, fragrant but not fragrant.I took a few more puffs, and for some reason, my little brother raised his head slightly.
Song Heng's laundry detergent is so amazing?
When I got back to the dormitory, I hung my socks on the balcony, and Woody just came back from the shower.
I didn't bother Woody today, Woody is still a little unaccustomed.I touched his ass and went to the bathroom with the bath stuff.
Woody has long been used to me touching him.When I scrub him, he sometimes even caters a few times.
Woody pawed at the head of his bed a few times and asked, "Have any of you seen my socks?"
Li Haoyu said: "No one will steal your stinky socks, so you can look for them carefully."
Woody poked around again, and said, "No."
Li Haoyu raised his head, "That's strange, what kind of socks are you?"
"White, Nike."
Song Heng raised his head and said: "Don't look for it, your socks are hanging out on the balcony, and Yu Dong washed them for you just now. I wondered when you two got on so well. The socks can be washed in a bucket. "
Woody slammed his fist against the wall and asked, "He washed my socks with his?"
Song Heng was taken aback and said, "That's right, just now in the water room, Yu Dong was washing socks and singing at the same time."
Li Haoyu's heart skipped a beat, telling Song Heng to shut up quickly.
Woody rushed to the balcony to have a look, and saw several pairs of white Nike socks floating in the wind, and my socks and underwear.
When I returned to the dormitory, the atmosphere was very strange.Li Haoyu kept winking at me, telling me to go to bed quickly.I was a little puzzled, and asked, "Song Heng, what brand is your laundry detergent? I smelled it a few times when I was washing my socks, and it turned out a little hot."
I won't offend Woody when I talk about laundry detergent, right?
Song Heng almost spit out water.He trembled and looked at Woody.
I didn't realize what was wrong at all, and continued: "But don't tell me, although the taste is a bit strange, but the aftertaste is quite strong, I actually want to take a few more sips."
Li Haoyu just wanted to spit out a mouthful of old blood, he looked at me with three points of sympathy and seven points of wild laughter.
Woody lay on the bed and said faintly: "I didn't expect that you still have this hobby. My socks can make you go up. I didn't expect my socks to have such a strong stamina. You even want to take two more puffs."
Every word Woody said was like a nuclear bomb exploded in my brain.Li Haoyu and Li Yu finally couldn't help it, and laughed loudly.
The next morning, Woody sat on my bed early in the morning, holding a pair of white Nike socks in his hand and a pair of his favorite shoes at his feet.
I looked at this source of evil that made people feel superior, and said, "You don't dislike me either."
Woody's expression was quite happy. He said: "At first, I was quite angry. I was going to beat you up when you came back. But as soon as I saw your reaction, my anger disappeared."
"This is the first time I've washed socks for others," I shook my head and said, "I didn't expect you to be so honored."
After putting on his shoes, Woody jumped on the ground a few times and said, "Actually, this is the first time someone washes my socks."
Freshman days are the happiest. The Mid-Autumn Festival is after the military training. After the Mid-Autumn Festival, it only takes more than ten days of classes to celebrate the National Day.
There are seven days off for National Day, and many people in our dormitory have to go home.In fact, I didn't want to go home at all, but my parents urged me several times, forcing me to go back and tell the children of my relatives about the importance of studying.
Children these days should be sent to the construction site for two days of experience.
Hu Di's home is in Shandong, and his air tickets and high-speed rail tickets are all sold out these days. If he wants to go home, he can only buy a train station ticket on October [-], and he has to stand for seven or eight hours.Hu said blankly: "I think the school is pretty good, so I won't go back."
In order to prevent Woody from being lonely at school, I stayed until the afternoon of October [-] before returning home.Woody told me many things about Shandong. He said that the sunrise in Shandong is the most beautiful. I pestered Woody and asked him to take me to see it if he had a chance.
The day I got home, Woody said he was going out to do some shopping, but actually drove me all the way to the bus stop.
When I got home, my parents were getting impatient for a long time. My mother helped me pull the suitcase into the room and blamed me: "It's hard to take a vacation, why don't you come back soon?"
I said with a playful smile, "I've only been in college for a few days, and you're so anxious."
My mother looked straight into my eyes and asked forcefully, "Tell me honestly, did you have a girlfriend? Are you staying with your girlfriend at school these days?"
I didn't bother to explain, and said nonsense: "Yes, yes, the girlfriend I'm looking for is docile, doesn't scold others, and obeys me no matter what. The most important thing is that she cares about her classmates and makes a lot of friends. Her favorite Piano, chess, calligraphy and painting."
My mother looked puzzled, "What are you daydreaming about? Besides, what's the use of a girl who is too obedient? It's better to find someone who is more domineering and fierce."
My mother's view of love has always been so strange.
I quickly answered a few words with my mouth, and finally coaxed my mother out of the room.
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