[Comprehensive British and American] Skyfall

The Batcave below Wayne Manor has gone crazy.

Martha pulled Clark to sit on the sofa, and chatted cordially with the unjust bat, as if treating her own son.Alfred sat under Martha's hands, looked at the somewhat restrained and unjust bat with relief, and sighed in his heart that the master had really grown up.

No one can pretend to be Bruce Wayne in front of Alfred, who knows Batman best in the world.

These two people are indeed Bruce Wayne, and they are indeed Batman.

Where's the Laugh and Batman of this world?

Oh, and they went from the front yard to the batcave.

How did you fight?

Good question.

First, let's look at two questions -

Q: Who is Batman's Gotham nemesis?

A: Well deserved to be a clown.

Q: Who else is Laughing like other than Batman?

Answer: Clown.

This guy didn't take any medicine when he arrived!

The clown virus content in the laughing body is several times that of the bat laughing in the metal event, and it is more terrifying than the bat laughing madly.

When he came here, he should have taken the medicine once, and the medicine was handed to his mouth, but he just refused to take it, and said plausibly: "I haven't said hello to the little bat in this world yet!"

The unrighteous bat really wanted to put the medicine in his mouth, but since Clark was watching them curiously, he couldn't do such a rude thing in front of Clark.On the way here, he thought about it again. Anyway, he is not the bat who will be disgusted by the laughter, so he can do whatever he likes, at worst, just feed him the medicine in time.

Well, it's not a big problem.

The result is predictable-

Martha was busy caring about her little star, the unjust Bat had to stay with Clark, otherwise he didn't feel safe in Batman's territory, Alfred turned back to the kitchen to prepare hot tea, and the two fought .

A suspected Batman pretending to be a clown, facing a Batman who survived menopause... The scene was once very chaotic and embarrassing.

He laughed wildly and poked at people's hearts. After hearing this, the unrighteous bat wanted to think of this bastard as a mentally retarded person, not to mention Batman, whose mentality was not very stable.

You come to me, fists and kicks, sharp bat darts clanging together, the fight between two Batmen from different worlds is really a visual feast.

The strength of Laughter is much higher than that of Batman in this world, and his personality is also bad. There are only the two of them present, and no one is watching, so he let himself go.

"A real Batman shouldn't be dominated by anger and hatred, half of your brain is in Arkham?"

"Little bat, little bat, you are really old and your fists are weak. Have you drowned yourself in your fear?"

"Oh, how sad! Did you see Clark's Martha? May I ask how you felt at the time? The great Batman, the Dark Knight of Gotham, who came so close to killing himself A 'person' died, are you happy? Happy? Excited? Do you want to laugh from the bottom of your heart?"

"Oops! Look! - I have a bad memory, your kryptonite spear is sharpened! Oops, if Louis hadn't jumped up and hugged poor Clark, wouldn't you have killed him gone?"

"Wow! A man! A good man! A man trying to be human! Killing Superman will be the best thing you can do for Gotham, huh?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Laughing wildly, he punched the angry Bruce hard. He couldn't help laughing, and he couldn't hold back his strength. This punch sent people directly into the testing equipment.

Suddenly, crackling noises sounded in the dark bat cave, and the group of bats hanging upside down on the stalactites was startled and flew around.

"What a cute little guy."

Laughing wildly, he reached out and grabbed a little bat with its head covered and flying around and bumped into his chest, stroking its cool bat wings like a lover, its scarlet lips were close to its pointed ears, low and hoarse The voice seems to be whispering from hell: "The little bat is only allowed to fly by himself... There is a blue-red cutie, he flies freely under the blue sky and white clouds, the red cape is like burning wings, and the blue eyes There's a sun in it...but the little bat is going to shoot him down! Oh yeah! He's super sweet! No one is sweeter than him... Woo! Shiny diamonds are always coveted and tried to steal Well... what should I do?"

He tilted his head in distress, and looked at Bruce who stood up holding his right ribs like a lost child, and the next second, he grinned happily: "Then steal him! Hahahahahahaha! Dragons love bright gems, how nice!—don't you, Bat? Hahahahaha!"

"Stay away from him, you monster!" Bruce's face was extremely ugly, the veins on the back of his clenched fists were bulging, and his teeth were almost crushed by himself.

Superman disappeared for fourteen hours, and when he reappeared, there were two more Batmen who claimed to be from the parallel universe, and one of them looked exactly like him.

When seeing him, Superman visibly flinched, and subconsciously hid behind those two people.

He trusts them so much!

But according to his own words, he and these two guys who don't know who they are have only known each other for less than three hours!

Less than three hours!

God, or whatever God, these two guys look extremely dangerous, how the hell did he know that these two people can be trusted? !

Bruce, who had already learned what kind of person Clark Kent was from Martha, wanted to go up and grab him, grabbed his red cape and asked him: "Innocent town boys, you can see what they are like." Is it someone from you? Did you hand over your trust so easily?"

But when he found that he didn't even want to meet his eyes, the angry Bruce suddenly realized: his trust can really be handed over easily, and he is a naive boy from a small town.

If Superman really wanted to kill him, he wouldn't even have the chance to open the barn.

If Superman didn't trust him, he wouldn't be the one to save Martha.

... Batman wants to kill Superman.

Bruce never thought that Superman also has an ordinary identity like him, has an ordinary family, has a nine-to-five job, hides his differences in the bustling crowd, and occasionally hangs out with friends in his spare time. Poly, and more often a part-time Superman helping others.

Who would associate that stubborn and shy little reporter with the indestructible and omnipotent Superman?

God!What did he do?

He almost killed a real person!

Clark will probably never forgive him who tried to kill him...

But this monster pokes at his heart every word!

What Batman!He is nothing but a clown!He is so familiar with this kind of madness... No, this monster is even crazier than the clown!

What the hell did they do to Clark? !

Laughter can be faked, and it looks very similar. Alfred didn't find anything wrong with him, he just needed to not be discovered by A Fu, Martha and Clark.

As for the peer in front of him...

Heh, he didn't take medicine just for now!

If you don't feel the pain, you won't have a long memory.

The laughing face suddenly turned cold, and now he is more like Batman than Bruce.

He sneered, and his laughter was full of sarcasm: "Monster? Ha! Don't we look like that? Isn't Batman the person who should enter Arkham?" He let go of the shivering little bat, and pointed at Not far away, there is a glass display case where the damaged Robin uniform is stored. "Who is that? Jason? Do you want to put the red cape in the glass display case?"

Bruce frowned, and a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes: Who is Jason?

The maniacal laugh accurately captured this trace of doubt, and he immediately realized who the owner of the uniform was, a terrifying murderous aura surged out, and his light red eyes instantly turned scarlet: "It's Dick! You can't even protect Dick ! What a waste!"

A burst of metal clanging sounded abruptly in the Bat Cave, and a dozen crimson chains as thick as forearms poured out from the feet of Kuan Laughing. The prismatic cones at the end of the chains were locked in the hand like a cobra with its mouth wide open showing its fangs. Bruce the Batarang.

The child is a laughing ninja, whoever dares to hurt his child will die!

Even if he is Bruce Wayne!

Even if he is Batman!

The chains that blocked all the moving positions of the opponent were like a cheetah pounced on an antelope. The prismatic cone with a cold light pierced through the air. The speed of its attack even exceeded Mach [-]. Superman might not be able to dodge it, let alone It was Bruce who had a mortal body and was predicted to avoid the position.

[Laughing wildly, Sammy can hear it. 】

The plain voice of the unrighteous bat exploded into the laughing mind like a neutron bomb.

The chain stopped, and the sharp spikes were only 0.01mm away from Bruce's eyes—he really wanted to kill him.

Lead could block Clark's eyes and ears, but not Sammy.

The crimson chains rushed back to the feet of Maniac Laughter like a tidal wave, and the almost condensed murderous aura disappeared in an instant, and the bats above their heads fluttered their bat wings in shock, as if everything just happened had never happened.

"Little bat." Kuang Xiao blinked his scarlet eyes, the smile on his face looked reserved and friendly, "Ah Fu is ready for afternoon tea, come up?"

The muscles of Bruce's whole body were tense, cold sweat dripped down his temples, and the bat dart almost cut into the palm of his hand.

this person……

Who is it! ?

The sun at noon in autumn is warm, and the plains of Kansas are golden, and the two complement each other very well.

Sisley completed the planting of trees in the front yard and garden by himself. There are nearly a hundred trees, of all kinds, no matter how beautiful they are.

Jason, Todd, Wanda, and Pietro, who helped him dig the hole at the beginning, disappeared after digging. They all hid under the giant sweet-scented osmanthus tree with a canopy of more than ten meters in diameter at some point, wearing gloves The heat-shading blindfolds, lying on the beach chairs, turned into puddles of water, one by one, sleeping soundly and unable to wake up from the rain.

Lily and Scabbers are also there, one on Jason's belly, the other on Todd's belly, moving their ears and flicking their tails from time to time, maybe there is a delicious dried fish in the dream.

Cicely held a shovel and sighed helplessly. His younger brothers and sisters had been hijacked by the Kansas sunshine, and it was impossible to help them. They could barely make ends meet by lying in a row and sleeping in the sun.

The parents who work hard to manage the family are also very helpless today.

Brothers and sisters are becoming more and more like cats, how about some catnip?

Ah, forget it.

Sisley put the shovel back in the utility room, washed her hands, dragged a beach chair to the osmanthus tree, and lay down next to Jason.

Smelling the scent of sweet-scented osmanthus wafting from the tip of his nose, he thought, this kind of life is pretty good, but it's a pity that none of his family members are free, and it would be nice to have a period of time like this once in a while.

Having said that, where did his papa go?The spiritual link is always busy, so it's not because he and other papas went to other universes to do things, right?

Well, when he wakes up, ask his drowned mother.

The author has something to say:

Laugh VS Batman

Laughter wins!

Laughing wildly: yay!Steal the diamonds!steal!

Unrighteous bat (look of disapproval): Laughing wildly, you should take medicine.

Superman: Mom, these two Bruce are great!They saved me!

Martha: Well, they're all good kids.

Batman: ...fuck!

Steward Xia: Master, please be careful with your words.

*感谢在2020-10-0819:04:31~2020-10-1013:47:55期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Zhongya Zhongya;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!