[Comprehensive British and American] Skyfall

Questions about "why Luther is not bald" or "when is Luther bald" can be discussed later.

Luthors of all universes are bald, so why isn't this one?Anyway, sooner or later you will be bald, don't be in a hurry.

The problem to be solved in front of him was Maniac Laughter and this Superman.

...Oh, only this Superman, because the maniac has come over.

"Wow! My little Sammy!"

Accompanied by this affectionate call, the wild laughter of the blue suit and red tie hugged the smiling Sisseri: "Papa misses you so much! Do you want Papa, baby Sami?"

Sisley smiled happily, her eyes squinted: "I think about it! I'm still thinking about taking Jason and the others to see you in a few days!"

"As expected of Papa's baby Sami, she is so caring! Let Papa take a good look!"

The father and son here embrace affectionately, the four cubs over there are thoughtful, and the unrighteous bat watching shakes his head and chooses to close the wheat.

"Second Brother, Sister, um...do you think..." Pietro, with bright eyes, pointed to the crux of the problem, "This Batman looks like Uncle Wade."

The movements are equally fast and magnanimous.

The tone of voice was equally affectionate.

The expression is the same frankness and sincerity.

...It really looks like it!

Jason: ...

Jason felt like he was going to go blind!

For a long time, this crazy laughter and Deadpool are in the same style, so what was he struggling with just now?

However, it turns out that the styles of Laughter and Deadpool are fundamentally different.

Laughing ended the childish game of peek-a-boo with Doomsday the moment Sisley and they landed on the moon, smashing Doomsday to a pulp with three punches and then destroying it in one shot.

The reason why he came here now is because he took the medicine again.The time between the two doses was less than an hour, so instead of 10 minutes, his quiet period was extended to 25 minutes.

He was naturally happy to finally see his little darling laughing wildly, and on top of that—Sammy knew his virtues too well, so he didn't have to pretend in front of the little darling.

If you want to pretend, you also pretend to be in front of other children.

Especially Jason.

When Man Laughter learned of Jason's existence from the Drowning Resentful Soul, his first thought was to snatch the child back and raise him himself.

His universe restarted after he adopted Dick. After several days of deliberation, he finally decided to send Jason to school in the name of Bruce Wayne. Funding school for children who are eager to go to school is a new charity project of the Wayne Group.

The blood lessons taught him: Batman is not suitable for raising children.

Mang Xiao thinks that one Robin is enough. He also has two Batgirls, Jason and Tim, who should live an ordinary and happy life, away from danger and nightmares.So in the dead of night, he took the ravager to the League of Assassins, and killed all the members of the League of Assassins before Thalia was pregnant with Damian. .

As for the wicked Lazarus pool...

Laughter gave it to Drowned Wraith, who used it to transform her army of Deadwater.

Fundamentally put an end to the family crisis, perfect!

But Laughter loves his second adopted son very much. He broke the no-kill principle for Jason and accelerated his progress to become the Laughing Bat-once started, there is no turning back.

Mangxiao gave up on adopting Jason, and watched his child grow up from a distance as a philanthropist. He was both happy and sad, and even slightly unwilling.But he didn't dare to adopt Jason again, he was afraid that Jason would encounter that nightmare again, even though the clown had become one of his many figures.

When the Drowned Wraith told him that his little Sami had rescued Jason, who would become an Arkham Knight in the future, his laughter couldn't describe his feelings at that time.After the burst of joy, his first thought was to snatch Jason's custody from Batman in the multiverse.If it hadn't been for the Ravager to hold him down in time, he would have gone to the multiverse to fight Batman.

Every Jason Todd of the universe, is his child!

What's the point of the madman?

Don't talk!

Devastator: Can you stop for a while! ?

In the end, it was the unrighteous bat that ended his heart that was ready to move and actively put into action—he was brained into a little girl who loved dolls. During the two days of playing house with dolls, Kuangxiao finally gave up on synthesizing The idea that the universe snatched Jason over to raise him.

... How can he raise a child if he can't even raise a doll?

Laughing wildly at the doll whose head and body were accidentally separated in his hand, he couldn't help falling into a trough in life.

Every Batman, raising kids and cooking is a deathbed of death.

On these two points, Deadpool still defeated every Batman.

If the family is a military competition, then--Batman holds a rifle in his hand and charges hard in the rain of bullets in the wooden warehouse, he already has a perfect plan in his mind, just waiting to be implemented.Deadpool was flying a fighter plane, and any carpet bombing would blow Batman to pieces, causing him to die before he could leave the army.

Honesty is a stunt that Batmen will never learn.

Deadpool: Brother is so perfect!

Laughing didn't want to show his crazy side in front of the kids, so he took the pill again.

After the joy of "finally seeing the little baby" passed, the maniac laughter returned to normal. As long as he couldn't hold back his laughter, he was not much different from the unrighteous bat.

Even Alfred couldn't realize that the master he raised was just wearing a layer of normal skin, and the inside was actually crazier than the clown, so it was even more impossible for Jason to notice.

Just now, the laughing maniac with Deadpool's painting style switched back to the old father's form without any sense of disobedience. The four cubs who didn't notice anything wrong could only attribute his previous painting style to "maybe seeing Sylvia happy."

The old father laughed wildly, hugged the four cubs one by one, and looked at them expectantly.

Wanda and Pietro called him uncle without any reluctance, and Todd followed Sisley in calling him "laughing papa". Only Jason was still hesitating.

It didn't take long before he was defeated by the expectant, sad and "I won't force you" eyes of the other party, and he followed Sisley and called him: "Laughing papa."

"Good boy!" Kuang Xiao laughed so happily that he wanted to spin around in circles.

The unrighteous bat rolled his eyes speechlessly and kicked him: [Let's talk about business! 】

Laughing maniacally, pursing his lips, he patted his trouser legs unhappily: 【Why are you always like this?damage my image]

Sisley had originally planned to settle down on the moon, but now that there are two more old fathers, he also guessed their purpose of coming here, so it would not be appropriate to settle down on the moon.He summed it up, forget about Gotham and Metropolis, there are too many troubles, and cities with superheroes are not suitable, after much deliberation...

Todd suddenly suggested: "Go to Kansas."

Jason added: "Superman's hometown, there are no superheroes, he usually stays in the metropolis, and - the land is sparsely populated."

Pietro also agrees: "It's better to be more spacious, and I can run vigorously!"

Wanda also nodded: "There is still sunshine, and the environment is not bad."

Laughing maniacally, he moved to the side of the unrighteous bat, poked Superman's face wrapped in the red cloak, and said in a low voice: "I don't think this Superman has a bat, or...you think about it?"

The unrighteous bat kicked him again: [All bad ideas! 】

Sisley looked at his old fathers: "Unrighteous papa, laughing papa, what do you think?"

Unrighteous Bat and Maniac said: "We can all do it."

They originally planned to do it directly. Anyway, the earth is so big, so it is very convenient to find it.But now the children are here, and it seems that they are here to play. Of course, being with the children is more important than looking for the mother box.

Besides, there was Sammy.

An exquisite European-style villa landed on the plain [-] kilometers away from Superman's farm. The surrounding area was empty and deserted, with only a grove of dozens of fir trees and endless golden grass.

Pietro went out for a run, took a cup of warm water and drank it, and after a long sigh of relief, he said: "There is no family within [-] kilometers. It is very open and suitable for running."

His current speed is already the speed of light, although he is still not as fast as the Flash, nor is he as fast as his brother Carl.

Yes, Karl is faster than Pietro now.

Unlike other supermen, Karl has been supplied with a steady stream of pure light, which comes from the purification of the core energy of the sun by Sisley, which is better than the star energy on a pure level, that is, yellow sunlight and the like. more pure and powerful.

Karl, who was in his early ten years, had a higher starting point than any of his peers. For example, the superman saved by the unjust bat could not beat the current Karl.

And the future—

The Superman in the flashpoint world is not only a superman with half-bat thinking, but also a superman who knows basic magic and spells, is familiar with all the magic and spell systems of the Marvel Universe and DC Universe, is proficient in nearly two hundred kinds of fighting techniques, has a full dodge value, and possesses counterattack skills. The perfect hexagonal superman in kryptonite armor, he even has the qualifications and potential to become the latitude demon.

His sidekick, Flashpoint's Batman, also had a higher starting point than any of his counterparts.At the beginning of his debut, Bruce Jr.'s magic and spells have reached the level of the supreme mage, and all his power comes from Sisley, without paying any price.Like Carl, he is also a walking encyclopedia of magic. As long as he wants, he can also become a powerful latitude demon.

With Sisley's intervention, his younger brothers and sisters have embarked on a completely different path from other parallel universe peers. They have more powerful power and a brighter future, and the road under their feet is also They choose by themselves, and the future is their own struggle.

Fortunately, their parents also know that their three views and behaviors are unreliable, and important things like enlightenment are left to the right people.The correct guidance made them firmly stand on the side of justice, instead of being like their parents, all of them were chaotic camps that jumped at any time.

Sisley was sitting on a swing chair, reading "Dark and Fairy Magic" on page 120 in his hand, and a piece of cat cake named Striped was spread on his lap.The younger brothers and sisters lined up in a row, lying on the soft grass to bask in the sun, and Lily rolled into a ball and nestled on Todd's belly.Two old fathers are also lying on the grass basking in the sun, but one is on the far right and the other is on the far left.Superman, who was passively in a deep sleep, lay between them, with a red cloak covering his body, and his hands folded on his stomach. Such a peaceful appearance was just a maniacal laugh.

At this time, it was early morning, the sun was just right, and the breeze was not dry.

The author has something to say:

Batman and Wonder Woman who didn't wait until dawn for Superman and Doomsday: What about people?Is Doomsday dead or not?

Luther, who also waited until dawn: Where are people?Is Superman dead or not? !

Alfred who waited with his master until dawn: Sir, Mrs. Kent may need a reason why her son suddenly disappeared.

Toss the kryptonite spear into the water and wait until dawn for Louis: Where's Clark?

Kidnapped Superman: Zzzzzzz

Injustice Bat: Am I forgetting something?

Laughing wildly: No.

Unrighteous Bat: Oh.

(PS: Superman and Louis in this universe are good friends)

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