[Comprehensive British and American] Skyfall

Jason Todd, the former second-generation Robin and the future Red Hood, is also suspecting that he may be blind today.

It was very late last night, and he drank a lot of wine, but he was still strong enough to get up from the soft bed at ten o'clock.As he rubbed his aching temple, he thought about what Syl would eat today, and he kind of wanted cheesecake.

Then he saw a Bruce at the kitchen door, and it was a Bruce with a warm cookie.

Jason: ...

I may have been drinking fake wine.

"Jason, you woke up so soon? I thought you wouldn't wake up until noon. Do you want a cookie? Wade made it."

The Unrighteous Bat held a freshly baked cookie and looked at the young Jason in front of him, his smile was unavoidably a little dazed.

If his Jason hadn't...

He shook his head secretly, skillfully suppressing the "if".

Jason: "..."

He twisted the corner of his clothes, thinking that he must be still drunk, so he had such hallucinations.

Bruce smiling at him with a cookie?

It would be better if a group of clowns tap danced around him!

Jason thought, when he sobered up, he would play "Resident Evil" to suppress his shock.

So he turned around and went upstairs to sleep for another afternoon, only to see another Bruce, a female Bruce!Bruce in a goose yellow knee-high dress!

She also greeted him with a smile: "Hi, Jason, do you have a headache? Would you like a cup of hot milk? It would be best with cookies."

Jason looked at her blankly, and then looked back at the male Bruce who was still standing at the kitchen door. He lowered his eyes and thought for a while, then suddenly raised his hand and slapped himself.

...crispy, quite painful.

Drowning Resentful Soul: ...

Unrighteous Bat: ...

What's wrong with this kid?

Are you sleepy?

Hearing the sound, Deadpool came out, still wearing thick gloves on his hands. He opened his eyes wide and asked, "Jason, what are you doing? Are you sleepy? Why are you hitting yourself?"

Jason: ...

The burning pain on his face, as well as the familiar Deadpool in front of him reminded him: Fuck. He's rua!This is not a dream! !

Because his brain activity was too intense, the Unrighteous Bat easily sensed his loud roar at this time, adhering to the principle of not swearing in front of the children, he preached softly with a kind of gentleness unique to a bat-like father: " Language, Jason."

Jason seemed to see Ah Fu.

"Jason, come sit here."

Drowning Wraith put a cup of hot milk in Jason's hand, gently pulled his arm, brought him to the edge of the sofa in the living room, pressed his shoulders, and made him sit down with his own strength.

Jason, whose brain seemed to be invaded by a virus, was mechanically well-behaved throughout the whole process, his eyes were dull and his face was bewildered.

After experiencing the flashpoint world, he thought that there was nothing in this world that could defeat him, but the reality gave him a slap in the face, grabbed his collar and told him: You are still too naive!

#I seem to bear the weight that this age should not bear#

#eyes can be donated#

#I'm blind#

Themis, who slipped out to see if she could help, sneaked back silently. Master Jason and the others don't need her help, so she should continue to help Jarvis repair the core program.

——This weight is not something an AI butler should bear.

Today's Jarvis is also focused on repairing his core procedures.

He kept his ears shut and focused on the procedure.

Jason didn't wake up from the emotion of "I must be blind" until he heard Brucey's exclamation.

Once again, the universe is so big that there are no surprises, parallel universe peers understand it.

#Indecision, Quantum Mechanics#

#Peer body is so happy#

Todd pinched the back of Jason's neck with his right hand that was covered by the cup, and motioned him to put away his face, so as not to teach his younger brothers and sisters bad.

Father Barrel, who has never joined the Bat Family, asked his own question very easily: "If Syl wants to call you 'mother' and 'papa' - of course, since you don't mind, we don't mind calling you too, It's just..." He looked at little Bruce who was excitedly pulling Carl around the drowned resentful soul, and his smile gradually became subtle, "What should Bruce and Carl call you? Are you calling too?"

Jason: ...or not.

Wanda: Well...it seems...isn't it impossible?

Pietro: When can I eat?I'm hungry.

Little Bruce who was called immediately replied: "I can be called sister! Carl can also be called sister!"

Drowning Resentful Soul: ...It's not impossible.

Unrighteous Bat: What about me?Daddy or brother?

Carl responded silently. According to the relationship in the household registration book, he seemed to be called "Mom" or "Auntie", but Brucey had said so, and he couldn't refute.

Forget it, listen to Bruce.

Jason: I don't think so!

Todd: Forget it, let him go, Syl won't mind anyway.

Wanda: You are right.

Pietro: When do you eat?I'm so hungry!

Deadpool in a pink apron was leaning against the door with a spatula in his hand. Dead fish looked at the group of people who had been discussing for a long time because of a name: "Don't you want to eat? It's going to be cold!"

—as if he hadn't been thinking about it last night.

Pietro's eyes lit up immediately: "Eat, eat, eat! I'm going to starve!"

Even if the food is unpalatable, he can finish it all without changing his face!

Facts have proved that, compared with Batmen who have never touched their life skills, Deadpool is a perfect father except for his touching style.

At least he cooks pretty well.

Drowning Resentful Soul and Unrighteous Bat looked at each other, inexplicably feeling that they had lost.

Of the nine of them, none can cook!

You ask if a killing machine with Alfred's program can cook?

Oh, and he's recharged his energy sources and hasn't eaten for years.

There are two more elders in the family, and there are still two Batmen. Except for Jason, the other five cubs are well received.

It's not that Jason can't accept it, he just got confused all of a sudden, and he hasn't reacted yet, just give him some time.

Halfway through the meal, Jason suddenly thought that Syl wanted to call these two Batmen "Mom" and "Papa". Does that mean that Syl has a blood relationship with Batman?

Which Batman would it be?

Could it be Bruce?

Jason thought for a moment, and dismissed the last possibility.

Syl was nine years older than him, so he couldn't be Bruce's child, unless Bruce was so gifted that he could be in his teens... Well, that's not good, he can't think about his mentor in this way, although he will often To add to the opponent's blockage.

In the end, Jason came to a reasonable conclusion:

Seale is from an alternate universe and is the child of that universe's Batman.

Doesn't he want to be named Wayne?

Cesare, who gradually recalled part of her memory: No, my surname is Kent.

After the meal, Wanda skillfully washed the dishes with Chaos Magic. Three adults and six children sat around for a short discussion. The center of the conversation was Sissy, who had gone somewhere.

Deadpool looked at the unrighteous bat and the drowned resentful soul, and said: "Baby has gone to his dimensional space, and it will take three or four days to come out. During this time, the three of us will take care of you, and you must report when you go out. .”

Pietro raised his hand: "Wanda and I are going back to Academy X, who will send us?"

Deadpool squinted his eyes and asked sharply, "Did you get into trouble?"

Otherwise, why do you need a parent to send it?At his speed, it will be there in minutes, okay?No matter how bad it is, there is Wanda, she can open the portal.

Pietro immediately gnawed on the cookies, trying to pass the test.

Todd shot like lightning, snatched the plate in his hand, and said coldly: "Sorry, this is mine."

Pietro: ...QAQ

Brother, you don't love me anymore!

Unmoved, Todd picked up a biscuit and took a bite. Using the remaining cookie as a temptation, he asked him, "Honestly, these are all yours—did you get into trouble?"

Pietro hid behind his sister cowardly, trying to cover himself with his sister's slender figure.

Wanda glanced at him helplessly, and explained for him: "It's not that he caused trouble, but he was naughty and hid Scott's glasses. Scott called yesterday afternoon to ask him where he hid them, and he said yes If he doesn't hand it over, he'll be outlined with Cyclops."

Drowning Resentful Soul: Oh, what a naughty little boy.

Unrighteous Bat: That's it?

Deadpool: "...doesn't he still have a spare?"

Wanda spread her hands: "Pietro hid everything for him, and he couldn't find it, so he called him to ask."

Deadpool asked again: "Even if he wants to use Cyclops to outline him, Pietro is so fast, can he aim? What are you afraid of?"

"Uh..." Wanda looked up at the sky and said, "A new student just came to the academy, who can locate and pause high-speed moving objects. Pietro has been paused several times by his positioning."

The new classmate is Robert Sass, 19 years old, a Chinese-Russian hybrid, an Omega-level mutant, code-named "Super Locator".The only one in the academy who can move at high speed is Pietro, code-named "Quick Silver".

Learn from each other and make progress together.

...The result is that the skin overturned.

Scott saved Erbert, and he wanted to give Pietro a stroke, and Erbert would naturally not refuse.

Good friends grow friendship in the process of pitting each other :)

Ebert: I'll collect the body for you, you're welcome.

Pietro:QAQ

Help!

Deadpool: ...It's so tiring to take care of children!

He was afraid that he would be stroked if he went, otherwise...

The drowned resentful soul volunteered: "I'll go, I won't let you be stroked."

Pietro was so moved that he seemed to have honey on his mouth: "Thank you, Aunt Brucey, I love you!"

Letting the twins call "Mom" is a bit awkward, so let's call them Auntie.

Drowning Resentful Soul smiled more gently.

Jason looked at the drowned resentful soul who looked very gentle and friendly against the smile and the unrighteous bat with a smile on his mouth, and his unconsciously tense nerves suddenly relaxed.

They are not the same as Bruce.

Their tenderness is based on what has been lost.

Because I lost it, I cherish the present all the more.

Jason himself was the same. He was born in Crime Alley, grew up in Crime Alley, and was brought home by Bruce. He especially cherished his time in Wayne Manor and beside Bruce. He was afraid that he would be abandoned.

His mother abandoned him twice.

Once in Crime Alley and once in that abandoned warehouse.

Later, he became the dead second-generation Robin.

He longed for it, gained it, and lost it.

He can understand such emotions.

He knew there was something wrong with these two Batmen, there was something wrong with them that he couldn't describe, but now he didn't care—

They looked at him like they were looking at their own children.

Jason completely relaxed. He picked up the steaming black tea and blew on it a few times. The hot and sweet tea flowed into his stomach, soothing his a little hot stomach—— The taste of the waiter is a bit heavy, and there are too many peppers.

It would be nice to have one more mother and papa. With Seale around, they wouldn't be able to do the same thing as Thomas.

As for him...

He's still a kid, don't worry about that.

The unrighteous bat tilted his head and gave him a fatherly smile, and handed him his own cookies.

Jason, who didn't think it was enough after eating a plate, was not polite to him at all. He took it generously, gave him a big smile, and turned his head to share half of the cookies with Todd—his cookies for Pietro. That's it - the rest is for myself.

The unrighteous bat shook hands, lowered its head slightly, and smiled silently.

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