[Comprehensive British and American] Skyfall

This year's Christmas is still very warm, the current villa has been doubled by Sisley's magic, and the number of people in the family is increasing every year, and the previous space has long been unable to accommodate so many people.

The Christmas tree placed in the center of the living room was cut down by the killing machine on the back hill, and the lantern decorations were picked by the tricky lights at dawn. The killing machine sent him back a bunch of small green lanterns.

As the only bat among the nine Batmen who can cook, Wu Mercy bravely served as the assistant to the chef of the Christmas dinner, and the chef was of course the almighty Sisley.

——You guys seem to be thinking about something impossible. The ruthless "knowledge of cooking" is limited to feeding yourself who is not a picky eater, if cooking instant noodles counts.

Devastator and Gray Bat were shoveling snow on the roof, one from the left and one from the right, still whispering to each other.

The Doomsday virus wasn't all bad, at least few of their whispers could be heard.

The Red Death took Wally to the streets to buy food and other things, and called back halfway, saying that he asked Pietro to help with the things and bought a little too much.

Drowning Wraith and Wanda sat in front of the hot fireplace, knitting sweaters, talking, and laughing out loud from time to time, which made Laughing and Unrighteous Bat, who were decorating the living room, look back at them several times.

Laughing wildly: what are they laughing at?

Unrighteous Bat: I don't know.

Laughing wildly: Do you want to ask?

Unrighteous Bat: Put up your curtains.

Laughing wildly: ...

Deadpool brought a little spider from another universe, named Gloss Parker, who was just 17 years old, and he was the only one left at home, and his universe just happened to be celebrating Christmas.

Gross is very shy. There are a group of adults in the villa, and the only Deadpool he knows has gone to the backyard to catch cats again. He is very reluctant to let go and looks very reserved.

——Maybe it's because his spider sense is alarming him crazily, after all, there's a room full of big black-cored bats.

Wanda used Chaos magic to fetch a new pair of sweater needles and two balls of yarn, and winked at him: "Want to come?"

Drowned Resentful Soul looked at him with eyes full of feminine brilliance: "It's very interesting."

And so the duo knitting in front of the fireplace became a trio.

Jason and Todd went to Gotham to give Christmas presents, Alfred wanted them to stay as always, Dick and Tim tried to impress them with star eyes, the devil boy Damian pretended not to care, but in fact The little eyes he thought were secretive had already betrayed him.

A large bat is watching secretly in the batcave.

Jason still declined Ah Fu, and he and Todd had to go to Flashpoint World to pick up the Thomas family.

"I'm sorry, Fu." Jason gave the old man a hug, "Merry Christmas, I love you all!"

Todd also stepped forward and hugged Ah Fu: "Merry Christmas, Ah Fu!"

Now Jason is good at hitting the straight ball, Todd is better than him, it's not difficult to be honest, Deadpool is much more honest than them, look at how well he and Searle get along.

——This may be the only thing they can learn from Deadpool.

Deadpool: ...I'm really honored!

This also makes the housekeeper who stands at the top of the Batman's food chain very dissatisfied with the duplicity master and young masters.

Wouldn't it be nice to be honest?

How about you learn from Master Jason and Master Todd?

Especially you, sir, what are you going to do in the batcave?If you don't hide, Master Jason and Master Todd will give you a hug.

Dick, Tim and Damian get two hugs: That's it!

Bruce: ...a bit regretful.

It was a coincidence that the Thomas family came, and the time was exactly seven o'clock in the evening.

Carl and Bruce Jr. are both 12 years old, and the two children live a full life every day. The "virtual imagination" connects the two universes, and the distance between the parallel universes is almost nothing.

They set their sights on the new kid brother Gloss, and after showing off his cuteness for a while, he immediately revealed his true colors.

Gross, who was hugged by the two children and did not let go, blushed and was at a loss.

The nine bats met their parents from another universe again. No matter how cool and handsome they were in their own universe, they were all well-behaved in front of their parents.

Thomas and Martha looked at the grown-up sons and daughters of the nine other universes with pride and distress.

Ah Fu took the place of Wu Min's iron fist, helping Siseri while instructing him to better season some dishes.

Jason and Todd took a shower and changed into the family sweaters that Wanda gave to each of the family members last month. The first thing they did after going downstairs was to hug the mischievous Carl and little Bruce one by one. Walk.

Wally and Pietro took Gross to the game together, nestled in the large beanbag and played and complained about the pig teammate they met yesterday.Wanda on the side sharply pointed out that the skills of the two of them are only bronze, and those who kill their teammates three times are not qualified to complain about others.

Deadpool, who caught cats in the backyard, came back with messy hair. He held four kittens in his arms, a three-flowered kitten lying on his right shoulder, and a yawning kitten on his head. snow-white dumpling.

They are all Scabbers and Lily's cubs, their vigor is not inferior to that of their young parents, and they make Deadpool look for cats all over the garden.

Scabbers and Lily were at ease, sleeping next to Wanda's feet, and occasionally licking each other when they woke up.

Carl and Bruce Jr., holding down the two second brothers and punching your chest, resolutely abandoned the target of the battle, ran towards Uncle Wade with starry eyes, and each got a kitten.

Wally, Pietro, and Gloss each got a milky dumpling, and their eyes went straight.

What is Kaihei?

Can not remember!

Teammates who match the three of them: If it weren't for the big festivals, it would be bad... Pig teammates!Report you!

The daring snow-white little dumpling walked up to the feet of a big bat with cute kitten steps, meowing and rubbing against the other's calf: Hurry up and pick me up meow!

The laughing man who was rubbed against his legs: ...

He bent down to pick up the little milk cat expressionlessly, and let it step on the milk on his firm arm, his face remained motionless, but his heart frantically swiped the screen.

--Oops!Kind of cute!Alas!Angel!

The unrighteous bat that has seen through everything: Hehe.

Dressed up quite a bit.

Deadpool, who had been sneaked away by six kittens for more than an hour, was aggrieved and found his darling for a comforting hug, and Sisley, who was decorating the cake, gave him a creamy hug.

Deadpool happily went upstairs to take a shower and change clothes.

after an hour--

"It's meal time!"

Sisley took out the turkey just out of the oven with his bare hands and placed it in the center of the round dining table. The twenty or so dishes of delicacies floating behind him fell on the dining table one by one, and some even moved it considerately by themselves. Make room for other dishes.

"Ding--"

Ah Fu tapped the glass with a spoon, and the crisp sound reached everyone's ears.

A family from different parallel universes sits together, with a sumptuous Christmas dinner on the table, surrounded by their dearest family members, above their heads is a pine tree put on by Carl, the pine wood in the fireplace is burning vigorously, and the snow outside the house The setting became poetic, and the Christmas tree covered with small lanterns was full of emerald green.

Sisley opened a bottle of 200-year-old red wine and poured Alfred, Thomas and Martha first, then his papa, eight bat fathers and drowned mother, and finally Jason, Todd, Wanda , Pietro, Wally, and himself.

Underage Gloss and Carl were treated to a glass of lukewarm milk with sugar.

They toasted together, laughed and said:

"Merry Christmas!"