[Comprehensive British and American] Skyfall

Recently, Sisley's biggest problem is the education of the two children in the family.

Little Bruce was fine, he was eight years old, and he had already been in elementary school before the tragedy happened, so it's not a big deal to do it again now.

But Carl couldn't do it. He had been locked up in the experimental base, not to mention studying, and he couldn't even recognize a few words. He was like a blank sheet of paper.Being able to communicate with them is due to his extremely high talent.

Sisley opened a third family meeting on this conundrum.

The old father was ruthlessly removed from the group chat because his comments were not constructive.

Deadpool……

So sad, eh~

——Listen to what suggestions you have made. Carl is a Kryptonian, and Bruce Jr. is an ordinary person. What Xavier Academy for Geniuses?Don't you know that Superman's magic resistance and anti-brain control are zero?

As we all know, Superman is the orphan of Krypton. At this time, there is suddenly an extra Kryptonian, who is still an infant Superman.

And little Bruce...

Do you think it is not honorable enough to be made into a watch by Batman?

Deadpool: "...I'll go to Kangkang Cookies, okay?"

The old father withdrew from the meeting, leaving five speakers.

Carl and Bruce Jr. were addicted to the game, unable to extricate themselves, and temporarily gave up their right to speak.

Jason and Todd discussed it and made a final summary suggestion: "Let's learn it at home first, mainly to supplement Carl's common sense and basics. It is now April, and elementary school has started, so it is too late to go at this time." .Searle, you have a high degree of education, you come to teach."

The two of them wanted liver papers and couldn't be separated.

Cicely with four degree certificates:…

Very good, he doesn't have to work part-time anymore, he can stay at home and teach the children.

Cicely told the two children the results of the third family meeting, and assured them: "In September, you can go to the school you like."

They accepted it very happily, and said that it doesn't matter if it is later!

——We can go again next year!

Every child has a heart that does not want to go to school.

Sisley had it too, but he just thought about it, his papa was not easy to make money, and he couldn't make it.

Deadpool: In fact, there is none, the main thing is to eat black, and the income is still very high!

The education problem of Carl and Bruce Jr. was solved in this way, and Sisley closed the order service on the dark web, and devoted himself to teaching the younger brothers.

Who would have thought that the reason for not taking orders is to teach children at home?

Anyone who thinks this way is considered mentally ill.

Probably because of studying with Bruce Jr., Flashpoint World has a superman with half-bat thinking.

One and a half Batman, moved?

Flashpoint world villain: dare not move, dare not move!hold myself tight 〒▽〒

Although the flashpoint world was successfully restarted, Sisley suspended the time of the entire world when he left. He "set" Bruce Jr. and Carl as the "buttons" for the start of the flashpoint world time.

Only when they go back at the same time can time move forward again.

It is impossible for them to stay in Sisley's world forever, they always want to go back.

With Sisley around, the world would not reject the two of them, but——

The world of Flashpoint should have its own Batman and Superman.

That is the world they were born in.

Thomas and Martha are still waiting for their son to come home, and the lonely fortress hidden in the North Pole is also waiting for the return of the little master.

Sisley hugged the tearful two children, each of them rua: "You will always be my younger brother, even if we are in two worlds."

Who would dare to touch his younger brothers?

No matter who it is, everyone will die!

After five years, the mercenary world once again ushered in a mudslide with the most unique painting style——

Since Guaibao wants to teach the children at home, as an excellent old father, Deadpool bravely shoulders the burden of earning money to support the family.

Equipped with a new "shield", Deadpool bounced back to his playground. On the first day alone, the mercenary world that had been quiet for five years was turned upside down by him, and everyone was in danger.

Mercenaries: Damn!This bastard is so super strong!

Mission objectives: what's going on? !Why didn't the mutant suppressor work on him?Spicy Chicken Stryker!Fakes lose money! !

Stryker killed by wind comment:?

The "shield" has been upgraded to 3.0, Sisley has hidden merits and fame: (=^▽^=)

Speaking of "Shield" 3.0, Sisley also made a special trip to the Xavier Academy for Geniuses. After discussing with Professor X, he cast a large "shield" on the academy.

His papa destroyed a lot of things at the Xavier Academy for Geniuses, and Professor X never let him pay for it, so it's embarrassing.

Moreover, Professor X is very kind, gentle and kind. Sisley likes him very much. If there is anything that the X-Men can't solve, he will help.

The last time he overturned the two experimental bases of Stryker, it was to help the X-Men.

The suburbs are too far away from the urban area, Jason and Todd are basically stuck in the school liver paper, and Deadpool is out to earn money to support the family, so Sisley simply took Carl and Bruce Jr. to the flower shop, and unified the itinerary.

The looks of the two children are too eye-catching, Sisley put a layer of interference magic on them, the kind that only the ancient one mage level can see through.

I don't know why, but Mage Gu Yi either couldn't see or saw anything related to Sisley, but she never said anything.

Sisley's appearance is fixed at the age of 24, and Jason has grown from a teenager to a young man with a sense of security, but he hasn't changed a bit.

The ability to affect reality allows him to blend in well with the people around him, and even deceive all known high-tech, which is why he does not change his city to live.

Every time after dinner, there will be many old people walking and digesting food in Palmer Park, and some of them know the little boss of "Everyflower".

The little boss is very good-looking, exquisite and handsome, good-natured, polite, and single.

The old people regard him as their grandson, and the peers regard him as their ideal type.

Sisley received implicit or straightforward confession every day, but unfortunately he didn't have this scripture, either he didn't understand it, or he directly refused it straight.

"Sorry, I don't like you."

Men and women whose confession was rejected: Your face was blinded for nothing!Oh, straight man!

Carl and Bruce Jr. are very obedient, they never run around, they stay in the flower shop to study obediently, and they will come to help when customers buy flowers.For example, hand over ribbons and cards, and choose a free flower to match.

Little Bruce can also be Carl's little teacher, telling Carl what he knows.

There are always endless things to say between children.

The two children who haven't grown up are talking in a childish voice, which is very pleasant to hear.

Sisley sat beside her with her chin propped up, looking at them with frowning eyes, thinking that this kind of life is pretty good, and it would be nice to live like this for the rest of her life.

But this world is very dangerous, there are many criminals, there are alien invaders knocking on the door every now and then, all kinds of local existences that cannot be explained by science come and go, and demons dance wildly.

Humans also divide themselves into three categories, ordinary people, mutants, and superpowers.

Over the past few years, there have been more and more perverts. Last year, an ogre was caught. I heard that he was a psychiatrist with a high IQ. He didn't look like a criminal at all.

#eyes can be donated to those who need it#

After returning from Flashpoint World, Sisley immediately cast "Guardian of the Soul" on Jason, Todd and Carl. The old father and four younger brothers each had a "Shield" 3.0, and they were extremely worried.

He even had a bold idea, should he use telepathy to screen the whole world?

Deadpool was so frightened that he dropped his chopsticks, holding the goose's face in his hands, with a worried look on his face: "My dear! How could you have such an idea? Could it be that you were influenced by the two bastards, the injustice and the lord? "

It shouldn't be!Don't you remember, baby?

Sisley looked at him helplessly: "That's what I thought, it's impossible to do this."

If he really did this, Professor X would be the first to refuse.

"Who are the injustice and the lord?" He asked curiously.

Deadpool blinked and curled his lips: "It's two very special bastards! There are so many super-bads in the parallel universe, but these two bastards don't know how to cherish! Bah! They deserve it!"

Sisley: "Oh."

In fact, I didn't understand it.

Today, only Sisley and the two children are at home, and for dinner, he made Huahuajia clear soup beef noodles that he just learned.

The old father went to make some troubles. Jason and Todd had classes in the evening, so they didn't come back.

After dinner, it was just past seven o'clock. Sisley accompanied Carl and Bruce Jr. to watch a children's movie. After watching it, it was exactly 08:30. He took two sleepless children into the "virtual imagination" .

He was going to teach them magic and spells.

At noon today, he called Karma Taj and asked Master Gu Yi, just like he taught Jason last time.The Ancient One promised that he could teach them the spell from Kama Taj.

This is basic courtesy.

The two children were very excited, looking up at him with sparkling eyes, one looked like a milk cat and the other looked like a milk dog.

Cute ╰(*︶`*)╯

Sisley taught the simplest and most basic ones first, to allow them to adapt slowly, and second, to see how talented they are.

Magic and spells still depend on talent.

Facts have proved that no matter which world it is, Superman's magic resistance is zero.A little better, maybe a few tenths.

Carl is in the "better" category.

Little Bruce has already learned everything, but he is still stuck in the third place, his eyes are red with anxiety.

——It's not that I'm so anxious to cry, but I'm so anxious that my eyes are about to come out.

Sisley comforted him: "Carl, you've done a good job. As a Kryptonian, Superman doesn't know magic and spells. You've learned both! Awesome!"

Carl sniffed, the heat in his eyes cooled down, and there was a little water in his little voice: "Really?"

Sisley kissed his forehead: "Of course, Karl is awesome!"

Although it's not good to use Superman's shortcomings to comfort his younger brother, but...Fang Zheng himself can't hear it.

Superman fishing for a shipwreck in the Atlantic Ocean: "Ha Qiu!"

Aquaman standing on the back of the whale was shocked: "Oh my God! Superman, don't you have a cold?"

Superman looked down at him helplessly: "I don't, it should just be an itchy nose."

Neptune breathed a sigh of relief and thought: If even Superman catches a cold, the earth may be about to usher in a super flu.

Little Bruce came up and gave Carl a hug. The future Brucey baby is so cute: "Carl, don't be sad, I will study hard, and I will protect you in the future! With me here, no one can bully you!"

Carl's ears turned red in an instant, he looked at little Bruce shyly, and nodded heavily: "I...I will protect Bruce as well."

——Hi, I'm so shy〃〃

The two little Douding hugged each other affectionately again.

Sisley looked at little Bruce who was teaching Carl how to draw the magic circle, and always felt that something was wrong.

Could it be... this is the legendary "childhood sweetheart"?

Sisley, a single seedling in the thousands of hectares of Wilson's family, has never experienced this kind of love.

Then he convinced himself.

Today's dead waiter is also worried about the emotional intelligence of his own baby.

Alas, it seems that the life of Gu Sheng was taken care of.

Carl and Bruce Jr. stayed in "Virtual Imagination" for three hours, and the learning results are as follows——

Eleven basic magics, eight basic magic circles, Bruce Jr. learned all of them, Carl learned three basic magics, and two basic magic circles.

Speaking from my conscience, it is already very good.

Sisley thought he would be the same as Superman, after all, he was a parallel universe peer.

Now it seems that maybe Superman can also learn a few magics, maybe no one has taught him.

Zatanna tried to carry this burden, but was completely crushed by it: Hehe, don't think about it, it's impossible!

Sisley watched the two younger brothers finish the milk—mainly Bruce Jr., who gave the milk to Carl because of a wrong eye.Karl, too, helped him drink without saying a word every time, until he was caught on the spot by Sisley a week ago.

The disapproving eyes from the parents: "You have to finish drinking, drink more milk to grow taller."

Carl: ... Boom!I was wrong!

Little Bruce: ...

Little Bruce said to Carl in a low voice: "My brother is like my family's Alfred, I don't like milk."

Carl gave him a hug, and stretched out his hand to pull his hand that was exposed outside the quilt into the quilt: "Brother found out, you can no longer give me milk, you have to drink it yourself, we want to grow taller together."

Little Bruce was five centimeters shorter than Carl.

"Hmph!" Little Bruce bumped his head against him.

Karl, who had already awakened the body of steel, quickly held his face: "Don't hit it, you will have a headache."

He still can't control the softening of his skin, this bump, the young Bruce might have a concussion.

Of course little Bruce knew, for the sake of being so nervous, the magnanimous young master of the Wayne family decided to forgive him: "Okay, it's time for us to sleep."

Carl stroked his forehead, relieved.

There was nothing he could do with Bruce.

The two little boys with the fragrance of milk finally calmed down, and after a while, they fell asleep.

Sensing that both younger brothers were asleep, Siseri turned off the lights in the villa and went to bed.

The author has something to say:

A cutie asked the author if there would be an Arkham barrel in the future?

of course not!

What is tragedy?The author doesn't recognize it!

Now Jason already has a warm and ordinary home - the whole family sits together and chats with common household words, and there is an older brother who is like a chicken mother worrying about his basic necessities, and he even has a self by his side, You can understand each other without opening your mouth.

Sisley would tell Jason straightforwardly that he loved him and worried about him.

The bat family loves each other deeply, but they never say that even if they know it in their hearts, there will be sad times.

Especially the dead Jason.

The author's Jason is lively, he has never been in a coffin, he has not fallen into the despair of Arkham - Sisley pulled him up.

No matter which Jason it is, he has always been that heroic boy.