Rebirth of the Fate Master

At this moment, Master Gu seemed to deliberately tease Wu Chao to get angry, and asked with a smile, "Are you afraid that the money will not be clean?"

Wu Chao was also unambiguous and nodded.Immediately, he frowned, and a small word "Chuan" appeared between his brows, which stunned Master Gu, and then he subconsciously looked at Qi Wang—isn't this what this kid often does?From the very beginning of knowing him, that kid has a very old temper, and he can't make a boring fart with three sticks. It's not fun at all!Why does it seem that Wu Chao was taken away by him?Wu Chao didn't notice this at all at the moment, and was about to tell Master Gu that he wouldn't want the money, so he heard Master Gu say, "Don't worry, the money is very clean. How can the money in Baiqi's hand be worth it?" Unclean."

Wu Chao and Lin Qiao looked at each other, and said in unison, "So what exactly does this white piece do?"

"Oh, he's in charge of the underworld. Xiaobai." Master Gu pointed to himself, and then to Qi Huang, "I'm an evil ghost, and this kid is an evil ghost at night, have you forgotten? Xiaobai is chasing us He came out, anyway, as soon as the matter is over, we will go back with him. Otherwise, he will not be easy to deal with..."

Well, the old man was going around in circles again and refused to say the right thing, Wu Chao and Lin Qiao exchanged glances again—hmm, Baiqi, Bai... Bai Wuchang?

Master Gu had no choice but to rest his chin, could he reveal his thoughts so easily?After all, I have lived for so many years!It stands to reason that it should be more than enough to deal with the two juniors...

Seeing that Master Gu was about to wander, Wu Chao hurriedly interrupted him to ask about the business, "So you still didn't say where the money came from!"

"Oh! That's how it is!" Master Gu slapped his forehead, "Isn't there always someone in the world who doesn't do good things! Then I feel uneasy! If I'm uneasy, I go to the temple to burn money, or find a stick to ask the gods or something..."

"Is this related to you too?"

How can going to the temple have something to do with the steward of the underworld? !Wu Chao and Lin Qiao were surprised.

Master Gu continued to wave his hands in disdain, and replied boldly, "It's okay!"

Wu Chao Lin Qiao: "..."

"However! When they do bad things, they will have an entry in their life tree. In a profound sense, it means 'if morality does not match, there will be disasters.' Things that weigh on you! What are these things carried? It is in line with the laws and virtues of all things. Some people's virtues are not worthy of the things they own. In fact, they are consuming blessings. In the future, they may not see retribution for a while. But the old saying is true, 'If you don't report, it's not time'!"

"Actually, there are many people who are not worthy of virtue. They are actually rewarded with Yangshou, some with descendants, and some even do too many bad things, so they report it directly to this world!"

Wu Chao raised his forehead, while holding Qi Wang's hand that was secretly sliding down the back of his waist to his groin, he reminded Master Gu: "Get to the point."

Master Gu curled his lips, pondered for a while, and said, "Let me tell you, there is a fixed number of how many small treasuries a person has in this life. Some people empty the treasury too early, and they will reach the end of their lives. So what should he do with the money he 'greeded' and the sins he 'created'? The money was brought back by the ghost messenger, so that he could distribute his undestroyed blessings to future generations according to the difference. If this person directly If the next life is also discounted, we have to see whether to use his descendants' blessings to offset it, or some other way."

"It's just that," Master Gu narrowed his eyes and smiled again when he said this, "Too many people's greedy eyes, once they swell, even the blessings of their children and grandchildren are all folded in his hands, and they will cut off their children and grandchildren directly. Many are negative!"

Speaking of this, the smile in his eyes grew stronger, as if thinking of the man in white stretching out his long tongue, jumping up in front of him angrily, sighing how could this man be so bad!Do you know that these ghosts are super tired after working so hard to move money around!The purpose of doing this is to offset some crimes for them in the next life. I didn't expect that some people don't even care about their parents and children, and just die in their own life. They have no conscience!

"So when you encounter such a poor and vicious person who has equaled the blessings of the entire ancestral tree, who has no reincarnation and no descendants... just throw it in the purgatory pot at once, then the money will go round and round After a long circle, there will be no owner... In the past, Xiaobai and the others were too lazy to report to the ghost master when they encountered such villains. But the Hades actually don’t use Mingcoins to buy things... The use of Mingcoins at most is to see if there are any juniors who are willing to do their best during the Qingming Festival, just to ask for comfort, but it’s actually useless! The filial juniors will love their families when they are alive. Cherishing the talents in front of them is the most important thing, and everything else is just floating clouds! Xiaobai and the others can save money now that they find you, and they can keep the ghost master from making troubles. I think they I'm also very happy! Because it seems that they were burned hundreds of years ago, and there have been more villains in these hundreds of years. Naturally, there is a lot of 'unowned money'. Xiaobai and the others still have serious business to do Damn, I don't want to deal with this kind of thing for a long time, it's annoying to death..."

The corners of Wu Chao's mouth twitched even more, feeling like this...

"Anyway, is it a legitimate way to use you? We should pay you living expenses! You don't mind! Besides, this is money from the wicked. If you use it, you can still help them solve their problems. After all, you... ...cough cough."

I play?

I fine?

I'm thin?

Wu Chaoyou had countless questions about his strange words just now, but he was soon startled by Master Gu's earth-shattering cough that could pass immediately, and wondered if he should go to see a doctor, this is normal People must have coughed up, right?

Fortunately, Master Gu returned to normal after coughing for a while, and then he turned and walked outside while muttering, "Is there any pear? I'll eat something to moisten my throat, my throat feels really uncomfortable."

Lin Qiao hurriedly followed him out to fetch pears for him, and showed courtesy to the old man by the way—the Lin family's shrewdness in shopping malls was immediately shown, and besides, he did have some things he wanted to ask more clearly.

Lin Qiao followed her out to ask about her family history, and only Wu Chao and Qi Huang looked at each other in the room.

But Qi Wang is having a good time now, pinching the sides of Wu Chao's waist with both hands, pulling and pulling, and occasionally leaning forward to kiss and touch a few times, or rubbing his face, as if to feel The tenderness of the meat.

Wu Chao was quite helpless, thinking that he looked very thin, where did the fat come from on his waist? !

No...why did he let his temper play around, what if he loosened his skin!

So he decisively went up and "slapped" twice, and immediately slapped Qi Wang's hand away.And when she stared at him, she was a bit fierce, not afraid of those red-lined pupils at all, and stared straight at him.

The two of them just looked at each other silently for a while, and suddenly, Qi Juan arched one leg, and Wu Chao couldn't react to this sudden jump, and saw this guy lunge towards him, grabbing his waist. His hands were clasped to the sides.

Wu Chao was pressed down by him, so he lifted his foot and was about to kick his crotch, but suddenly Qi Wang flew up, like a fish floating in the water, Wu Chao naturally kicked in the air.

So he had no choice but to forcefully twist his waist, grabbed his hand with both hands with all his strength, pulled him around in the air, and then... let go.

Lin Qiao was about to open the door when she saw the door shut again with a "boom".

Puzzled, he opened the door again and came in, only to hear a low "grunt" sound from the side, which seemed to be squeezed out from the depths of his throat, and when he saw it again, Qi Duan's claws were all exposed, and he rushed towards Wu Chao again. go.

Wu Chao was prepared this time, so he rolled on the bed to avoid it, but his waist is really bad, and he twisted hard just now, and now he rolls again, with the tendons behind his waist and buttocks , was a little throbbing, and his complexion turned ugly in an instant.

Lin Qiao's nervous hair was about to explode at this moment, almost thinking that Qi Zhuang was really going to hurt Wu Chao.It's just that although Qi Wang's momentum was fierce, he seemed to sense something wrong with Wu Chao at this moment, so when he fell, he fell lightly, like a feather, and lay on Wu Chao's body. Naturally... his hands pinched back to his waist.

Wu Chao simply lay flat and let him touch his waist—not to mention, it was quite comfortable to be pinched and rubbed by him so gently.

However, during the daytime, Qi Wang should use more orthodox massage techniques, but now this technique becomes obscene after a while, as if following some instinctive desires.

Seeing this scene, Lin Qiao was stunned for a long time, then closed her chin, and asked Wu Chao in a low voice, "Are you really planning to raise someone?"

"This is a monster." Wu Chao raised his hand and touched the top of Qi Wang's head. Right now, the monster's black hair was scattered on his chest. To be honest...if it was a woman...a female monster...Wu Chao estimated that he would Can be happy to support a lifetime.

But this... um...

Lin Qiao suddenly put on a serious face, "Isn't this a monster more terrifying? Even if you have known his habits for a while, you couldn't just play with him like that just now!"

"No." Wu Chao waved his hand. He found that when Qi Duan calmed down, it didn't hinder him from communicating with others on business at all, so he was very satisfied with this - how should I put it, don't worry!

"I was just trying to guess how old Qi Wang was at this time. After all, last night, I couldn't remember anything else, but he kept hitting that skinny shot that he couldn't hit stupidly. Being blown away by him... I just wanted to see if he thought it was funny or just really stupid."

"result?"

"Stupid." Wu Chao paused, and added, "Maybe he also thought it was fun. Does his master have any opinion on this?"

Lin Qiao rolled her eyes, there was no difference between saying this and not saying it, "The old man went to sleep in the living room with a pear in his hand, and I haven't asked a few words yet..."

Wu Chao nodded, but his brows were subconsciously frowned again, and his hands followed his scalp into his black hair, and used his hands to make a comb for him—how should I put it, you took advantage of me, and I It's better to take advantage of you, otherwise it will appear that I am passive, right?

Lin Qiao's mouth twitched again when she saw this weird scene, she hurriedly said "don't look at evil", turned around and went to pack her luggage, asking, "Am I going to sleep with you tonight?"

Wu Chao didn't know what he was thinking just now, his eyes were still a little empty at the moment, but he was called back to his senses by these words, and thought, "If you come up and this monster doesn't beat you, you can squeeze me."

The corners of Lin Qiao's mouth twitched again, and she tentatively sat down on the edge of the bed. Qi Duan stopped all her movements immediately, and turned her head to glance at him eeriely, but seeing that he was not approaching Wu Chao, she turned her head again. Meaning it doesn't seem to matter.

——This piece of meat is fine if it is pressed under your body, if anyone touches it, you will kill it!

Lin Qiao is still recovering from a serious illness. Is it considered sick to be scared out of illness? Therefore, I really hope that I can take a rest early. Let's take care of these weird and strange things when he is full of sleep. He accepts it now. But I don't quite agree.

I always feel that there is something wrong... um...how should I put it...has he used to follow Wu Chao's ass before? Wu Chao is responsible for all work responsibilities, so at this moment, when he heard that Master Gu In other words, it seems that Wu Chao is an ordinary person who was involved inexplicably, but he has a different identity, which makes Lin Qiao, who is used to the previous survival mode, a bit uncomfortable.

I always feel, how could Wu Chao be so ordinary!

Thinking this way, she subconsciously found out the decompression dumpling from under the pillow she brought. Lin Qiao hypnotized herself while pinching it, and fell asleep quickly...

Within a minute of closing her eyes, she was woken up by a slap on the shoulder. Lin Qiao was startled, but saw Wu Chao sitting beside him, looking at him gloomyly. Sticking close to his back, with her chin resting on his shoulder, seeing Lin Qiao opened her eyes, she stretched out her snake-like long tongue and then quickly retracted it. Those evil and strange eyes with bright pupils were terrifying. .

"Take it out." Wu Chao said calmly.

Lin Qiao was a little scared, thinking what's wrong, was she possessed?

Before he recovered, the dumpling in his hand was snatched away.

Lin Qiao was depressed, "Why are you grabbing my decompression ball?"

I saw Wu Chao holding a transparent water-colored sphere in his hand at the moment, with an egg yolk trapped in the middle - a common venting and decompression water polo on the market. This egg is very cartoon-style and looks cute. Of course, the most important thing is , It's soft in the hand, no matter how you pinch it, it won't break!

Wu Chao felt that his waist could be freed, and at this moment he hurriedly slapped Qi Zhuan with his backhand, pulling him forward from behind.

Qi Juan's hands were still tightly wrapped around Wu Chao's waist and refused to move away. Wu Chao had no choice but to tentatively stuff the water polo into his hand.

But he stretched himself too tight.

After thinking about it again, Wu Chao decisively decided to frame Lin Qiao.

He turned Qi Zhuan's face so that he faced Lin Qiao's waist.

Without further ado, Wu Chao started to pull Lin Qiao's clothes.

Lin Qiao was startled, and thought, what is this for, are you playing 3P? !Hold back like this, my brother likes girls with big breasts!girl!

No... my brother is a decent person!Even big-breasted girls don't play such weird routines, my brother wants to guard his body like a jade and wait for a good girl to warm him up!

So he hurriedly refused, but Wu Chao rushed to Qi and issued orders, "Stop him!"

So Qi Wang reluctantly let go of his hand, and held Lin Qiao down for Wu Chao.

At this moment, he finally lifted his clothes...

Wu Chao immediately said "Fuck".

Lin Qiao also twisted her waist in embarrassment at this moment, but the twisted waist was like showing off—"See, you see, you have mermaid-line abs!"

Wu Chao tentatively stretched out his hand to touch it, his waist was so tight!

Seeing this scene, Qi Wang immediately became unhappy, let go of his hand, and turned his head aside—Wu Chao touches someone else!

At this moment, Wu Chao rushed to Qi Wang's side in a hurry, and when he pulled his clothes chain, Lin Qiao gasped as soon as his slim figure was revealed, "Damn, this kid looks very thin, so he's so good looking? What's wrong with that?" Made it out of practice? Fuck, it’s normal for a character with such perfect proportions to live in the game..."

As he said that, he wanted to stretch out his hand to feel if it was the material pasted on it, when he saw Qi Wang's claw flicked, and it had already touched the artery of Lin Qiao's extended hand, the position was accurate!

Lin Qiao took a deep breath, silently withdrew her hand, and then watched helplessly as her best buddy lay hands on this monster!

Most importantly, this monster still looks shy!

——It’s not considered shy, but it’s obvious that she’s happy!

"Fuck, these two idiots were sold by you and counted the money for you?" Lin Qiao said with emotion, "No, Chao, many of your friends used to be like this, and I don't know why they were sold by you." You have been deceived by your harmless face, you are clearly the most dangerous one!"

Wu Chao ignored Lin Qiao's accusation, he was very depressed at the moment.

What's the matter, Qi Wang's waist is also very tight, it seems to be tighter than Lin Qiao's, mainly because the abdominal muscles are also more obvious.

And I... have no abdominal muscles at all... my body is so smooth...

Wu Chao, who was deeply shocked, took Qi Huang's hand silently again, and stuffed the small water polo into his hand, "Squeeze and play, stay away from me, I don't want to see you."

As he spoke, he turned his head and gave Lin Qiao a gloomy look.

Lin Qiao was startled, thinking about what was going on, she lay down on the gun for no reason, obviously you were the first to take off Lao Tzu's clothes, okay?

Qi Wang was naturally very happy to get the new toy—in his current understanding, he was holding a ball of solidified water, and there was a small yellow ball wrapped in the center of the water.

It's so comfortable and soft to pinch, but it's not the "piece of meat" I like even if it's not warm!

Therefore, Wu Chao also guessed a little wrong.

With a sound of "嗙", water splashed in all directions.

Qi Wang happily poked out the most attractive egg with his paws, and stretched out his paws to show Wu Chao with a proud face.

The look on his face was so happy.

Lin Qiao, who was splashed with water all over her face, trembled as the innocent next to her was affected.

It's over, it's over... Shaking s is about to go berserk!

——Wu Chao's bed!The bed of cleanliness!He had already tolerated his own "dirty things" being able to "contaminate" them, but this monster actually made his bed wet...

Sure enough, before Lin Qiao could react, Wu Chaogang thought that the venting ball could comfort Qi Lun instead of him, and he took out his cigarette to go to the balcony to be quiet, when he was startled by all the changes in front of him.

Master Gu, who was still sleeping in the living room, suddenly opened his eyes and woke up—he thought hey, why did this little doll suddenly become so angry? !

Immediately afterwards, Qi Zuo and Lin Sha also woke up, and heard the earth-shattering sound of smashing and smashing from Angkor's room, and his almost roaring, "Don't stop me! I'm going to kill him! I can't take it anymore!" !"

But Qi Wang didn't understand all of this at all, and pretended that Wu Chao was playing with him, running around the room happily, so Wu Chao copied the epee and followed his buttocks and poked wildly.