I don't want to be sick anymore

System: How does it feel to hand in a blank paper?

Xiao He: "Stupid..."

He stared blankly at the last 10 minutes left, but he only did the first assembly question.I'm going to die anyway, so I might as well go to sleep.

Xiao He thought that he would definitely not be able to fall asleep during the college entrance examination, but he fell asleep just like that.

"Dong dong." The invigilator knocked on the table, and Xiao He woke up.The invigilator took away the papers and sighed angrily when he saw the large and neat blanks on the answer sheet.

Xiao He was extremely ashamed.The system is deeply sympathetic.

"What's for dinner?" Xiao He pouted.

"You're the one who just got a zero score in the test." The system was speechless.

Walking out of the examination room, a few classmates the original owner knew came over and wanted to check the answer with Xiao He: "God of learning, god of learning, how do you do that question?"

"Xueshen, shall we have an answer?"

Xiao He blushed, and murmured: "I won't."

"You don't believe anyone? You must have a perfect score again."

A boy said jealously: "God bless, you failed the exam."

Xiao He glanced at the boy, feeling very upset: "I didn't offend you, did I?"

"Who made you get full marks every time? I hate it."

……

Original owner, I'm sorry for you, I'd better die.

"You really should die." The system rolled its eyes.

"You can't blame me. I have long forgotten what I learned in high school. As an actor, I don't read scripts. Do I study "Five-Year College Entrance Exam and Three-Year Simulation" every day?"

The system looked far away and said: "A person who really loves learning will not throw away knowledge as soon as he finishes the exam."

Xiao He: I'm sorry, I don't love learning, I love money.

After the math test, I can't go home to rest.After handing over the test certificates to the class teacher for safekeeping, the students were quickly driven into the classroom to recite English and prepare for the English test tomorrow morning.

Because Xiao He has filmed several scenes abroad, he was afraid of losing face in Hua Guo, so he practiced English hard. These topics are very easy for him.But being simple doesn't mean being able to do it right, so he looked at the grammar carefully and recalled his skills in doing the questions.

It's been like a nightmare for three years. Although I have forgotten everything I learned at the beginning, the skills that the teacher said and the skills I realized are still deep in my mind.As long as it is blown gently, the surface of the water will have unsteady ripples.

The meal in the cafeteria in the evening was paid separately, and the school specially prepared rich ingredients for their high school seniors.In fact, it is still so unpalatable.Too much quantity can't change the fact that its quality is not good.

At this time, Xiao He became bewildered and unhappy because he failed the math test in the afternoon.I didn't eat much for dinner, so I couldn't eat it.

I took a popsicle and ate it while walking, recalling the English grammar I watched in the afternoon.Back in the classroom, the students are all correcting the answers. Although the teacher has strictly prohibited not correcting the answers, because it will affect the next performance, there are always a few confident people who like to correct the answers.But having said that, these confident and even conceited people who like to answer correctly, generally speaking, their grades will be very good.People without confidence will not do this.

Xiao He sometimes felt that they were selfish.Because those who did not pass the test will only be more nervous about the answers when they hear them.For example now:

"Xiao He, what did you write in the 14th fill-in-the-blank question? I wrote 12, I don't know if it's right, it doesn't feel that simple."

There are also several others who wrote 12 by themselves.

hehe. "I wrote 1." Xiao He said nonsense.

"Ah, then I must be wrong, you actually wrote 1." The girl lamented, but her expression was very proud, "Xiao He, how did you calculate it? I counted it several times and it was 12. It must be You miscalculated."

Boring, kid's trick.After the head teacher came in, the students quickly ran back to their seats, pretending to recite words.After finally staying up until the end of evening self-study, Xiao He packed his schoolbag and slowly returned to the original owner's house.

The original owner's mother was a mistress?It can't be said that she is just attached to a rich man's life.Her daughter has also inherited this profession from her.

"Are you back?" The original owner's sister came over, "How did you do in the exam?"

"Eep, beep." Xiao He made a bitter face.

"What's your expression? You must have scored full marks again, right? As expected of my younger brother, he's so smart. I made you a supper, do you want some?"

"Hmm...hmm? Supper? Eat!"

Xiao He ate potato chips while playing with his mobile phone.The fish soup was cold on the table.The original owner's sister gnawed on the pig's trotters: "Is this not giving me face? I didn't even drink the soup."

"It's too fishy. I can't drink it." Xiao He continued playing with his phone without raising his head.

"Okay." The original owner's sister curled her lips and continued to gnaw on the pig's feet.

Xiao He swiped, and saw that the first trending item on WB was actually the original owner's sister.

He quickly clicked in, still muttering: "Why are you on the hot search?" Suddenly, his mind jolted, remembering the relationship between the original owner's sister and the current popular little fresh meat.

"No way." Xiao He said in disbelief while watching the trending searches.Sure enough, the relationship between the original owner's sister and that little fresh meat broke out.However, she was the first one to burst out. Xiao He automatically filtered out the non-mainstream words of sad spring and sad moon, and translated them into human words. The main point was that after dating for so many years, you suddenly dumped me, don’t I'm dead, I'm so sad, so sad, so painful...

Xiao He trembled from the numbness, and looked at the "vicissitudes" woman at the table who was gnawing pig's trotters and wearing pajamas and slippers.The tone is sincere: "Be careful, don't open your mouth so wide. I'm worried that your snake-like jaw will fall off."

"...Go to hell."

Xiao He looked at the dog's blood with relish, reached out and took a pig's trotter and began to gnaw on it.

The original owner's sister, Coco, worried: "Is there an exam tomorrow? Is it really good to eat such a greasy thing? What if I have a stomachache?"

"I want to eat... Wow, it's delicious, I love pig's trotters." Xiao He licked his greasy paw, and continued to browse Weibo with the other paw, "Your space is full of scolding you? This is really good ?"

"casual."

"There's nothing wrong with that man. It's all about sympathy for him being slept with by you."

"Whatever." Coco's tone was quite low, Xiao He couldn't see what she wanted to do, but he also knew that she was not in a good mood.Also, any girl doesn't like being pointed at her nose and called bitch.

Xiao He stopped him before going upstairs to sleep, and asked, "Am I a bitch?"

"...Did you take the money?"

"No, they gave me those gifts voluntarily, and I didn't force them." Coco's face gradually stinks into a latrine.

Xiao He said seriously: "Anyway, the fact that they slept with minors doesn't look like the fault of minors. They are not good people in the first place. I think they are seduced/raped."

Haha laughed: "You say that, I seem to be a victim. But in the eyes of those people, I am a bitch."

Xiao He stammered and said: "I don't know how to say it, but... don't do this in the future, can you?"

His face turned dark all of a sudden: "Don't do it? Spend their money? They did it voluntarily, and I didn't force them. Besides, if I do this, who's in the way? I won't take the money, are you stupid?"

Xiao He stared deeply at Coco and said: "...I don't know."

Suddenly his expression changed, he pretended to wave his hand nonchalantly, smiled and said: "I'm sorry, I made you restless, don't think about these crap things when you take the exam tomorrow. Take the exam well and come back with a top score hahaha .”

Xiao He said in despair, sounding extremely disappointed: "Then I'm afraid you will be disappointed." After all, he only scored 0 in the math test today.If the English paper is 120 points, he can get 200 points in the test, and maybe he can go to university...

Xiao He went to bed early and slept well, and didn't wake up until Coco called him to get up.

"Yesterday, that woman came back in the middle of the night, didn't she bother you?" Coco pouted annoyedly, "It's a lot of age, and it's amazing that there are so many powerful men chasing after him." Xiao He noticed that Coco There was a hint of envy in his eyes.

"Is it okay to eat duck eggs in the morning? What if the duck eggs are tested?" Coco stopped Xiao He from picking up duck eggs in the kitchen.

Xiao He thought, does it matter?Anyway, he doesn't eat duck eggs. Didn't he pass a duck egg test yesterday?And duck eggs are the best with porridge.

Pull out all the duck egg yolks, and put all the salty whites aside.Xiao He saw that the egg butter had flowed onto the egg shell, and he licked it distressedly.

"Tsk tsk." Coco took away the duck egg whites in disgust, "I don't eat egg whites, I eat them every time! Let's see what you will do in the future?"

"Don't eat it, just throw it away." Xiao He stuffed a mouthful of duck egg yolk wrapped in rice soup, it was so beautiful that it could reach heaven.

"Waste." Coco scooped the egg whites into his own bowl.

Xiao He stuffed a few bags of duck tongues into his schoolbag when he went to gather in the classroom: "I'll give you a snack."

The original owner seemed to like eating duck tongue very much, but Xiao He didn't like it.Duck tongue or something, kiss/kiss with a duck?But he still took it with a frown: "Thank you very much, okay (*?′╰╯`?)?"

With a frown, he glanced over and said angrily, "What's your size?"