I don't want to be sick anymore

The original owner is a great god on Waiwai, so he still has a considerable number of fans on Weibo, but how much money can he earn as an anchor singer on Waiwai?Xiao He urgently needs to move to a better place now.He thought he would not be afraid of the house he rented before, but in the middle of the night, he was scared to death.A haunted house can't afford to hurt.

So he thought it would be good to go back to his old profession, be an online celebrity chef, and sell vegetables.

It's the first time to post delicious food online, so it's better not to post too difficult, and it must be delicious fried chicken, most people like it.

Xiao He took out his blood and bought dozens of hairy crabs and came back. After washing them, they put them in a pot and boiled them in clean water. He added a teaspoon of salt.Condiments such as onion, ginger, star anise, and peppercorns were added, as well as a few spoonfuls of fragrant white wine.

Cover the pot, and soon, the hairy crabs will be cooked fresh and fragrant, and the smell is delicious.

Xiao He fished out the hairy crabs, served them with a small bowl of vinegar, onion, ginger and garlic, and then carved a few beautiful flowers with radishes, pears, etc. on the plate, and arranged them well.Finally, I took out my mobile phone and took a dozen beautiful photos before I sat down and picked up a hairy crab dipped in vinegar to satisfy my hunger.

The thick crab paste is kissing the tip of the tongue, the thick/thick/dense crab roe and crab oil are attached to the lips and teeth, and the fresh air unique to seafood is in the aftertaste in the mouth. It becomes more intense, making it unforgettable for a long time.

After eating one, Xiao He licked his fingers unwillingly.He is so poor now, it is better to eat less and take it out.But it's really delicious, so I'll eat another one, one more.

When Qi Xia came over, Xiao He was already eating the fourth one.It's not that he's greedy, it's really delicious.

Xiao He poured a little butterfly vinegar for Qi Xia, and Qi Xia wanted to add some chili oil, Xiao He poured chili oil for him, and helped him lift the crab shell, and said with a smile on his face: "Look how many crabs I picked. Well, all of them are too strong, they are all crab roe and oil."

Golden crab roe, white cotton/silk crab paste, yellow/colored, fragrant crab oil, looking at Qi Xia shyly and timidly in the crab shell, as if saying: "Come and eat someone else!" Ah, it’s delicious??(ˊwˋ*)??”

It looks really appetizing, Qi Xia picks up a piece with chopsticks, dips it in vinegar and chili oil, and gently puts it in his mouth...

(owo?)! ! !Delicious!

Qi Xia picked up a large piece of crab roe and crab paste accompanied by vinegar with chopsticks, and put it into her mouth.Then break the crab apart, take out the intestines in the middle, and eat the crab roe there.The crab meat is also delicious, white and tender, not to mention how fragrant it is when dipped in vinegar.At the end of the meal, the vinegar in Qi Xia's little butterfly was almost gone, and because she ate it with vinegar just now, there was a thick layer of yellow crab oil inside.

Xiao He wanted to take the dishes away and pour some new vinegar after washing them.

Qi Xia stopped him, and then silently drank the dish of vinegar with crab oil on it.

Xiao He: ...

It's so pitiful, what's wrong with you?How long has it been since you haven't eaten?Xiao He quietly put a few more big ones on Qi Xia's plate.

Qi Xia, Qi Xia didn't speak. After looking at Xiao He, he said, "...Thank you."

Xiao He raised his head and smiled brightly: "It's okay."

In the afternoon, Qi Xia and Xiao He killed seven or eight hairy crabs together, and they stopped until their mouth hurt.For the sake of aesthetics, Xiao He only took photos before eating crabs. He retouched the photos, carefully selected a few photos that he thought were the most beautiful and most appetizing, and posted them on the Internet. At the same time, he added a few cute words, Return Qi Xia.Originally, he wanted to sell the hairy crabs, but after thinking about it carefully, he started posting small advertisements just as he was about to become an Internet celebrity chef, which is not good.

Qi Xia didn't break his promise either, after Xiao He called him, he forwarded and replied, and even took a picture of the hairy crab he ate with only the residue left at the end.And accompanying text: "It's delicious." Don't blame him for talking less, he really only has this feeling after eating.I didn't expect that the troubled boy (?) who was fighting with others on the rooftop last time had such good cooking skills.

Qi Xia's fans were stunned, what happened to their male god?Male god, your style of painting is not right?God, have you been hacked?

#Male god are you okay? #

#Hairy crab please leave me a pot#

# Am I the only one who noticed the male god's hand?Fuck, why is the hand of the male god so beautiful (*?′╰╯`?)?#

Qi Xia's weibo was trending, and many people clicked on it to see who made the food that even conquered the cold male god.

Clicking into that person's Weibo and looking at it, I want to scold my mother every minute.Hey hey hey, the male god is my eyes wrong, or your sense of taste is wrong, this blogger is just a simple anchor singer, right?The space is also full of music, and occasionally some movies or something, but it doesn’t look like a chef’s Weibo.

# The baby is frightened. #

#Is the male god so poor that he has to rely on advertising money to live? #

#The father-in-law found out that the male god was not his own, so he stopped giving the male god pocket money? #

Hey, upstairs, your brain is too big.

A lot of people sprayed on the hot search, saying that Qi Xia didn't know how much money he was charged for making small advertisements for them.Some people even said that the anchor singer was hired/raised by Qi Xia, Qi Xia was her good friend's ex-boyfriend, and this anchor stole Qi Xia.And because of her beauty, this girl is very coquettish in school, no matter her classmates or teachers are hooked up, and some people even saw her being picked up by a middle-aged bald old man in a luxury car.

Those black fans who complain that Xiao He is the mistress who stole someone else's boyfriend are really just gratuitous misogyny and deep well ice.Some of them didn't even click on Xiao He's Weibo, didn't even know his name, and didn't even know whether he was a man or a woman.When I saw the two words of the anchor, I splashed dirty water on all kinds of associations.In the end, some people actually believed these remarks. If Xiao He hadn't sung on Waiwai, I'm afraid many people would have believed the black stories from those so-called "girlfriends".It's so easy to frame a girl, Xiao He was amazed to see it, it's really hard for girls.

Although there were some people who said that Xiao He was adopted and other dirty words after knowing that Xiao He was a man, but because Xiao He was a man, not many people believed such words at all.On the contrary, those who heard it thought they were joking, and thought that Xiao He and Qi Xia were cute CPs.

However, the effect is still very good. Xiao He's fan base has been steadily increasing, and he has gained hundreds of thousands of fans in one day.The fans who used to be the host singer when the original owner was stunned.

#男神Is this the rhythm of fire? #

# Is the male god going to change careers?The baby is frightened#

# Do you want to live broadcast how to eat hairy crabs in the future?Thinking about it makes me feel so cruel, please don’t abuse#

# Please don't abuse me, my heart is bad, I can't stand the stimulation.If Brother He eats hairy crabs live in the future, I will cry#

At the end, in order to comfort the fans of the original owner, Xiao He posted a Weibo, half-truthfully saying that he went to New Western to learn to be a chef, and that he would sing and eat chicken legs every day on Waiwai.

The fans of the original owner received [-] points of violence, and they all said that if Brother He ate chicken legs live, they would, just...report Brother He for spreading obscenity/obscenity! ??(?·?w·??)?Sauce sauce

After Xiao He finished teasing the little fans, he packed the hairy crabs and asked Qi Xia to take them back.Qi Xia was embarrassed, he felt that he was of no help, so he left a few more before he was willing to leave.But he secretly promised in his heart that he would cover this kid in the future.Delicious hairy crabs=￣w￣=I am coming~

Not long after Qi Xia left, the doorbell rang again, Xiao He thought that Qi Xia had returned, so he hurried over to open the door: "Who is it?"

Standing outside were the original owner's parents, and their faces were full of anger, as if the original owner owed them money.

Xiao He guessed that they came to ask for money and wanted to send them away.Even if it was child support, he would not give a single penny. He is still underage, and they are in good health and in their prime. Why can they lie in bed every day and squander the hard-earned money of the original owner?I'm sorry, one gambler/ghost, three voters, and you want to marry the original owner's cousin?Hehe, who can afford it?Who can afford it?Counting on the original owner to be a minor?What a big face.Anyway, he has a thick skin, so he is not afraid of making trouble, but who is he afraid of when he is underage?

Xiao He wanted to close the door so that they couldn't come in, but the original owner's father got angry and stretched out his hand directly, Xiao He quickly controlled the door so that the door didn't catch him.

Xiao He could tell that this person didn't want anything for money.

"Pinch, pinch hard, and kill you, Lao Zi." Seeing the door opened, the original owner's father hurriedly kicked the door open, fearing that the door would close again.The rotten door of the dilapidated house that Xiao He rented trembled pitifully.

And Xiao He's mother rolled on the ground directly, crying and howling: "ah, I'm not alive, my son is looking forward to my death. I'm a son of a bitch, what's the point of living. I Just die. The son is unfilial and wants to kill his parents. Which family’s child is like this? What sin did I do to give birth to this kind of animal. I don’t even want my parents, old man Why didn't the sky come and strike him to death with lightning?"

People in the corridor watched the excitement with their heads poking around, laughing and whispering in the corner.How boring it is to live, and now there is fun to watch again.

Xiao He went back to the house, picked up the original owner's piggy bank, and walked over.Open the jar, facing the original owner's father's head, and "thumped" the coin into his face.The original owner's father dodged and was in a panic, so Xiao He threw the coins in the jar at him.After throwing it all away, Xiao He threw the jar at their feet, his eyes were cold: "Doesn't it feel good to be thrown by money?"

"That's all. If you have too much, you don't have to sell me. Take it and get out."

The original owner's father was so angry that he wanted to come up and beat Xiao He, but he didn't dare to move because of Xiao He's cold gaze.The mother of the original owner said in a trembling tone, "Is this really the only thing? Your uncle is not in good health, and your first cousin and second cousin are still married. They want to buy a house in the city, but they have no money. Hehe, do you have any more? Just be a poor mother, okay?"