I don't want to be sick anymore

"According to reports, the well-known movie star Qi Xia was accidentally injured during filming. After being injured, he was immediately sent to the hospital by the staff, but eventually died of his injuries."

Most people in Huaguo showed pity when they heard the news, but the eyes of a dirty stray cat next to a trash can were full of anger.

"Ma Jingtian, I will absolutely, absolutely, never let you go."

"You will regret what you did to me. I will make you lose everything you are after."

Looking at the sun in spring, Qixia raised her paw and swore a poisonous oath in the cold wind.

But in the eyes of pedestrians, this scene is very strange.I saw a fat, ugly cat that was so dirty that its original fur color could not be seen, holding up a fleshy paw, and yelled "meow~meow~" towards the sun with a strange expression.

A lively female college student passing by took a picture of this scene and posted it on the Internet with the title "Shocking Ugly Cat".Because the cat in this post is so ugly and behaves too strangely.So soon this topic became popular.

The night is seductive: "What a cute little boy (?·??·?)?? Meow~meow~ He must dominate the country and have thousands of beautiful men meow~"

Broth bibimbap: "Hey~ The upstairs is so wretched, how do you know it's a male cat?"

The night is sultry: "Didn't you see /egg/egg?"

Grass Winter Melon: "Where is it? Where is it? I really want to see~"

The young master of the Lu family: "ls is so wretched and shameful~ But I like it, and where is the /egg/egg? I can't see it."

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Among them, a netizen enlarged the male cat's egg/egg and uploaded it, so this topic became popular again, and it remained at the top of the list.However, this has also attracted the attention of some animal protection associations, who feel that this violates the sexual rights and meowing of male cats.

The Animal Protection Association took down the original blogger and posted a Weibo: Animals have dignity too!How would you feel if someone posted your /egg/egg online?

The night is seductive: wood has eggs/eggs

Grass wax gourd: no eggs/eggs +1

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Xiao He was lying on the hospital bed, scrolling through Weibo, watching hot spots, and when he saw Qi Xia turned into an ugly cat, it can be said that he was quite frightened.

"How did that guy turn into a cat? And he's still so ugly?" Xiao He said to himself, but it was much better than before when he thought Qi Xia was dead.

Xiao He: Didn't Qi Xia die in an accident while filming?That's not what the news says.

[System: Maybe he's dead.It is also possible to cross. 】

Xiao He black line, then there is no need to become a cat.And it's such an ugly cat.Xiao He flipped through his phone, took a closer look at Qi Xia's ugly photo, and had the honor to "appreciate" the /egg/egg in his meow life.

"It's so pitiful, if Qi Xia found out that his /egg/egg was posted online, would he commit suicide?" Xiao He gloated.

[The system is also watching the excitement and it's not too big of a deal: ~ I really look forward to the wonderful expression on his face when he finds out. 】

Xiao He tilted his head: "For his poor sake, I'd better take him home quickly."

Qixia has been eating at the entrance of a university cafeteria for the past few days. According to his observation, the university cafeteria is the place with the most food, and the students will feed him kindly.In this place, you can eat the most~(≧▽≦)/~

Well, Qi Xia has completely let go of his actor airs.Nothing is more important than eating a full belly.In the first few days, he was still a picky eater and refused to eat the leftovers given by the students.After being hungry for a few days, he has learned to behave.When I saw girls, I would yell "喵~喵~" at them.If you're lucky, you might even get a whole skewer or two.Qixia bit the chicken leg under her feet, thinking angrily, if there is too little salt, this cook should really be fired t^t

Hey, there is a chicken leg in front.Qixia immediately put down the chicken leg in her mouth, and rushed towards the one in front, screaming, "Meow~"

How did the chicken leg fly away?When Qi Xia looked up, he saw a thin boy in a fluorescent printed cashmere coat, with big sunglasses on his face, looking weird.

"Meow~meow~" Quickly give me the chicken legs.stupid guy.When I change back, you will be the first to hit me.Qi Xia yelled angrily at Xiao He.But to Xiao He's ears, it was Qi Xia who was expressing her affection for him.

Xiao He handed the chicken leg to Qixia, and when Qixia buried his head in the gnaw, he gently touched his head, Qixia snorted comfortably, and kept gnawing on it.

Xiao He said with emotion: "Pervert, I'm here to pick you up."

Qi Xia was busy eating and didn't hear it.But when Xiao He carried him away later, he didn't refuse, and calmly wiped the oily cat's mouth on Xiao He's cashmere coat, then hiccupped and lay on Xiao He's arms fell asleep.

Qi Xia stretched out her small fleshy claws, and pinched Xiao He's chest, the feel was so good that it made him jealous.What's the big deal, when he was still human, he was much more handsome than this kid.Qi Xia comforted herself angrily.

In fact, there are many students in the school who want to take Qixia back to raise him, because Qixia looks very good and is not afraid of people.But Qi Xia escaped.Just kidding, he is a human being, it's not that he has forgotten his dignity as a human being by becoming a cat.Never become someone else's pet meow~ But the reason why he went back with Xiao He is because... because, well, the chicken legs that Xiao He gave him are really delicious~(≧▽≦)/ ~ It’s too bad not to eat.

And he didn't sell himself for glory!He just found a shit shovel for himself.That's right, this kid is a shit shoveler.Qi Xia rolled over in Xiao He's arms, rubbed her belly on the warm sweater he was wearing, and thought happily.

The chicken legs given to Qi Xia were indeed made by Xiao He, but the cooking skills that can score full marks are not Xiao He's, but the original owner's.The original owner is a third-rate young actor, and also an internet celebrity famous for his gourmet food.In general, the food guides and recipes he posted on the Internet brought him more fame than his acting.Compared with his impeccable cooking skills, his acting skills are really unflattering. After debuting for a few years, he can only perform some vase roles based on his good-looking appearance.However, he is still unaware, he just likes acting and wants to be an actor, but his best cooking skill is his side job.

The original owner failed the high school entrance examination, because his parents were both cooks, so after graduating from junior high school, he went to New South to learn to cook.Although his culinary talent is amazing, he just wants to be a star.Well, a cook who doesn't want to be a star is not a good cook.So the original owner signed a contract with a brokerage company without telling his family.However, his acting skills are too poor, he can't sing out of tune, and his limbs are stiff when dancing, he can't even dance in the square dance!In the end, the agent who signed him because of his beauty was deeply disappointed and gave up on him completely.Then the original owner could only act as a beautiful court lady or imperial concubine in some unpopular online dramas to fill up the number of people...

The original owner's face is not very similar to Xiao He, but it is six or seven points similar to Qi Xia.Xiao He was quite satisfied with this point.If someone else played a palace lady, empress or something with a face that was very similar to his, he would definitely cry.

Because it looks very similar to the popular Xiao who won the best actor last year, the original owner has also been popular for a while.But everyone thought he was a girl who looked like Qi Xia, but no one knew that he was actually a man...

"Let's eat hairy crabs tonight~" Now Xiao He, who has lighted up his culinary skills, is particularly proud of being willing to be a "good wife and mother" in front of Qixia, and took out the original owner's specialty dishes to increase his favorability .

Qi Xia kicked away the cat food in front of her in disgust, raised her little claws and rushed towards Xiao He, circling around his two long legs non-stop, coquettishly.

Hey, hairy crabs, hairy crabs, I really want to eat hairy crabs.Qi Xia's mind was full of red hairy crabs.At this moment, all revenge, love, and betrayal were all left behind by him.

Xiao He deliberately teased him: "This is my hairy crab, without yours."

"Meow~meow~" Qi Xia was so wronged, her big round eyes seemed to cry in the next second.Xiao He took a bath for him, now his whole body is white, fragrant and cute.Xiao He's heart almost melted under his gaze.

"Oh, here you go." Xiao He covered his face, peeled off the crab shell, revealing the golden thick/thick/milky crab roe and crab paste inside the hairy crab, and then put it on Qixia's small plate.He wasn't worried that Qi Xia wouldn't eat it, he wasn't a real cat, so how could he not eat it.Sure enough, Qixia licked the small meaty claws, and happily rushed towards the hairy crabs, until the white hair around the cat's mouth turned yellow.

The original owner's gourmet food is very famous on the Internet, and it's not an ordinary marketing account. A well-known kitchenware company has signed a contract with him, and he is the spokesperson of Zheng'er Bajing.The original owner is not keen on making money online, and only when he can't procrastinate any longer will he make a dish, write a recipe, and post it on the Internet.Xiao He is different from him, he quite likes playing Weibo.Taking advantage of Qixia's delicious food, he also snapped several cute photos of him, and prepared to upload them on the Internet together with the pictures of the hairy crabs that were just out of the oven.He also left a message next to him to show off: "Fatty eats so deliciously."

Pangpang is the name he gave Qixia.Hope he likes it.It's useless if you don't like it~~~

But before posting, Xiao He thought that he would probably be sprayed, so he quickly withdrew his eyes and did not post the Weibo.Cats should not be able to eat crabs, but Qi Xia is given to eat crabs because he is not a cat and he can eat them.But if this microblog is posted on the Internet, he will be finished.Just think about what he would be sprayed with.

With this in mind, when Qixia finished eating one and asked him for a hairy crab, Xiao He hesitated, scratched Qixia's chubby little neck, but didn't give him the crab.Qi Xia felt that she was at a disadvantage and was taken advantage of in vain.So while Xiao He was asleep, he sneaked to the side of the pot and stretched out his little meaty claws to stealthily fish for crabs...