I don't want to be sick anymore
Chapter 1: 18|Small sickness in the entertainment circle
Hearing what Xiao He said, Qi Xia was very surprised: "You are a ghost, why do you want to act?"
"That's my dream." Xiao He pretended/forced, looking up at the sky at a 45° angle and said affectionately.
Well, actually the reason is not this, he just lied to Qixia.Although he likes acting, he doesn't like the entertainment industry.But this time the system fell in love with the white lotus system on the little white flower Qin Jiaojiao, and wanted to give it to the boss to play with, so it temporarily moved an sss-level task for him.
Seeing the generous points promised to him by the system, he agreed.Points can be exchanged for many good things. He knows nothing but acting. He always feels that he is too useless. If there is a chance, he wants to learn more knowledge.He took a fancy to the martial arts cheats of 50 points that the system boasted.If the system makes a move, it must be a genuine one. When someone bullies him in the future, he will slap him with a palm... Well, it's a bit far-fetched.
"How can you take pictures without a body... Do you want to use my body? Don't even think about it." Qi Xia couldn't help but muttered in his heart.
"Don't worry." Xiao He's chubby blue soul body floated out of Qixia's body, and then transformed into his original appearance, "I can transform into a human form, but the transformation time should not be too long, otherwise it will change You need to be transparent, as long as you nourish it in your body at night, it will be fine."
Qi Xia was stunned for a moment when he saw Xiao He's prototype, at this moment the system popped up excitedly, screaming in Xiao He's ear: His favorability for you has reached 60% all of a sudden.
Xiao He glanced at the system with disgust, then looked at Qi Xia in confusion, and asked the system: Why?
[The system guessed: It may be the memory left over from the previous life. 】
Qi Xia recovered from the shock of Xiao He's appearance, and asked his own question: "Nourishing in my body?" For some reason, he felt that the face of the young man opposite him was very familiar, and he liked it at first glance. As if seen before.
"Yes." Xiao He answered casually, not intending to get entangled in this issue.You can't tell him that the system says that he is a great immortal like the silver-haired man, and that he is now reincarnated through calamities, so it's not surprising that he has some vague memories of his previous life.Not to mention that Qixia wouldn't believe it, he didn't believe it either, he thought Qixia might be a big monster or something.Qixia looks like an annoying fairy at first sight~
Qixia narrowed her amber eyes suspiciously: "I think we've seen each other before."
Xiao He was very embarrassed: "...how could it be."
Qixia's amber eyes became deeper and deeper: "You couldn't have been killed by me, and now you have turned into a ghost to seek revenge from me, right?"
Xiao He "..." Kid paper, what the hell are you thinking?Also, you are so young, have you ever killed someone?Just kidding.
Soon Xiao He knew that Qi Xia was not joking.At 10 o'clock in the evening during the winter vacation, when Qixia came back from her part-time job, she was blocked in an alley one street away from home.
A few of them had long hair, and their hair was dyed red and green. It seemed that the gangsters who killed the nobles stopped Qixia.
Wearing an exaggerated thick gold necklace, a boy with yellow hair and as thin as a bamboo pole said to a boy next to him with a big nose who looked like the leader, "Brother, he is Qixia."
The boy with the big nose had his hair shaved at both ends, and the middle one was tied high.He first pushed Qi Xia, Qi Xia staggered, and he continued to push contemptuously: "Even if you rob me of girls every day, you don't even look at what you are, a pure girl like Qin Jiaojiao is Can you touch it? You're a filthy bastard, who doesn't know your mother is a chicken...what are you doing."
There was a gentle smile on Qi Xia's face, but his eyes were dull, and one hand was lightly placed on the boy's wrist, and with a "click", the wrist was easily broken by him.
Pig-killing howls resounded in the alley, this place was very close to the street, Xiao He could even see the figures on the other side of the road, but no one came over, or even looked over.
"Don't worry, no one will come... No one will ever come." Qi Xia smiled sweetly at Xiao He.However, the others couldn't see Xiao He, and when they saw Qi Xia talking to the void, they all became frightened, "Is this guy crazy?"
"Oh, is that so?" Qi Xia tilted her head and hooked the corners of her mouth mischievously, but she looked like a demon to the others.
Qi Xia's attack was extremely ruthless, and he beat people to the point of death. After a while, a few gangsters fell to the ground and were dying.
"...Beating so hard, you will go to jail." Xiao He worried.
Qi Xia said leisurely: "Don't worry, there is a minor protection law."
Xiao He broke out in cold sweat, and his voice was tense: "The law on the protection of minors only protects those who beat others. If you fight back too much, you will still go to jail."
"Then just kill them." Qi Xia choked on Xiao He's words, and soon became complacent again.
Xiao He "..." What's wrong with you, kid?
Xiao He: System, is Qixia okay?I think he's a little out of character.
[The system helplessly strokes the forehead: When will he live normally... He had shadows in his childhood, and now he is a bit perverted, it's understandable. 】
Xiao He took a deep look at Qi Xia, somewhat embarrassed to say it, but he couldn't vomit: Then should I dump him this time?With the piss he's showing, I think he might kill me.
[System: ... Fuck!Why not dump it. 】
Xiao He looked at the system suspiciously: Anyway, it wasn't you who died, right?
"What are you going to do?" Xiao He asked when he saw Qi Xia stuff those little bastards into the trash can.
Qi Xia raised her head, plausibly said, "Put them in the trash can first, and then find a place to bury them."
Xiao He's black thread, have you figured out how to bury it yet?
"What if I get caught?" Xiao He was still worried about Qi Xia.
The corner of Qixia's mouth curled up, extremely proud: "It's okay... I've done this a lot, I have experience, they can't catch it. And even if they catch it, what are you afraid of, won't you help me recognize a father? I It's not easy to get him to buy me a mental illness certificate."
Xiao He "..." Well, he shouldn't have asked that.
Xiao He thought for a while, and suggested, "I have a way to erase their memories tonight, or else, let's spare them once?"
Qi Xia said angrily: "Then they will trouble me again in the future?" Obviously extremely dissatisfied with Xiao He's behavior of helping others.
Xiao He's mind became hot, and he vowed: "If they come again, you don't need to do anything. I will throw them into the Cowherd's shop to sell chrysanthemums."
Qi Xia smiled when she heard the words: "That's a good idea."
Xiao He, who realized what he said, also smiled a little embarrassedly.When he turned back, he exchanged the points for amnesia medicine to the system, and poured it on those punks.
Seeing Xiao He busy here and there, Qi Xia couldn't help asking: "Is this medicine useful for you? Don't hurt me."
"Don't worry, it's useful."
"Is there any medicine for amnesia, that is, you can forget everything."
Xiao He asked suspiciously: "Why do you want that?"
Qi Xia stammered and said: "You know my mother, I really can't bear to see her like that, I think... a person can't live like this."
Qi Xia's voice sounded quite depressed, Xiao He also sighed, "That is her own life after all. But you can ask her if she wants that kind of medicine, forget everything and start over in another place." He has seen that kind of medicine in the system, forgetting everything is much more expensive than this kind of forgetting for one night, but his points can't afford it... Well, he doesn't know how many points he owes the system, that's all owe it.
Qixia smiled helplessly, and said decisively: "I will ask her, but I have a bad relationship with her. I don't even have her number, and I haven't seen her once in a few years. Maybe I will tell you later, then Can the medicine keep it for me?"
Xiao He: "Okay."
……
Xiao He turned into a human form by relying on a set of ghost cultivation skills obtained on credit from the system, and then hurriedly ran to participate in the public audition for "Sword God".The little white flower Qin Jiaojiao got the role of the heroine by virtue of the legendary weapon, Xiao He was not so lucky.However, his acting skills and face were favored by the director, making him a cannon fodder.
Xiao He said that although he is cannon fodder, he is also the cannon fodder of Glory.
However, there are very few shots of this character, not even a line, and it still appears in the memory of the first real person of the xx family that the male protagonist joined.
The male protagonist Zhao Caotian is the bastard son of a son of a family and a maidservant.The son and the servant girl have been childhood sweethearts since they were young. Even if the son marries a famous lady later, the two of them get tired of being together all day long.The servant girl died of dystocia when giving birth to the male protagonist, and the son was also sad and drowned in the river after drinking too much and getting drunk.
The male protagonist Zhao Caotian grew up in the neglect of his aunt and the practice of servants since he was a child. He vowed that when he becomes prosperous in the future, he must make those who look down on him regret it.On the way of visiting brothels, he met a pure and beautiful girl, who is also the heroine of this show, Qin Qingcheng played by Qin Jiaojiao.Qin Qingcheng was originally an introductory disciple of the xx sect, the number one sect in the world of cultivating immortals, but fell to the world because of amnesia.After being rescued by Zhao Caotian, the two fell in love with each other for a while. Later, she was stimulated by Zhao Caotian's flirtatiousness and recovered her memory, and then took Zhao Caotian into Xiuxian.
In fact, Qin Jiaojiao's role is not considered a heroine in the true sense, but her role has been accompanied by the hero, and she has appeared the most times, so she is recognized by readers as the heroine.This play is adapted from a novel, and the original text is a novel about the upgrade of the breed/horse/harem/palace. The male lead is always flirting with/girls, and by the way, he is promoted to a higher level, abusing scum.Xiao He glanced at the original text. To be honest, he liked it quite a bit. The various evocative descriptions of the hero and the girls in it opened his eyes, especially suitable for reading before going to bed at night.It's a pity that it's bg, it would be even better if it was bl.
Xiao He plays the first real senior brother of the xx sect. Hundreds of years ago, he died together with the demon cultivator in order to protect the mountain gate. Generally speaking, he is a glorious image. It would be better if the first seat recalled him not so wretchedly.In the script, it is said that the big brother is the first love of the first real person of the five big and three rough.Xiao He couldn't figure it out. If you plant /horse/wen, you can plant /horse/wen. Why did you add the element of bl?
The author has something to say: school is about to start (?_?) 嘤嘤嘤...... I have a very serious phobia of starting school (づ ̄3 ̄)づ I decided to turn grief into appetite (^V^) Today my little uncle got married Well, it’s not easy, that guy finally got a wife hahaha
"That's my dream." Xiao He pretended/forced, looking up at the sky at a 45° angle and said affectionately.
Well, actually the reason is not this, he just lied to Qixia.Although he likes acting, he doesn't like the entertainment industry.But this time the system fell in love with the white lotus system on the little white flower Qin Jiaojiao, and wanted to give it to the boss to play with, so it temporarily moved an sss-level task for him.
Seeing the generous points promised to him by the system, he agreed.Points can be exchanged for many good things. He knows nothing but acting. He always feels that he is too useless. If there is a chance, he wants to learn more knowledge.He took a fancy to the martial arts cheats of 50 points that the system boasted.If the system makes a move, it must be a genuine one. When someone bullies him in the future, he will slap him with a palm... Well, it's a bit far-fetched.
"How can you take pictures without a body... Do you want to use my body? Don't even think about it." Qi Xia couldn't help but muttered in his heart.
"Don't worry." Xiao He's chubby blue soul body floated out of Qixia's body, and then transformed into his original appearance, "I can transform into a human form, but the transformation time should not be too long, otherwise it will change You need to be transparent, as long as you nourish it in your body at night, it will be fine."
Qi Xia was stunned for a moment when he saw Xiao He's prototype, at this moment the system popped up excitedly, screaming in Xiao He's ear: His favorability for you has reached 60% all of a sudden.
Xiao He glanced at the system with disgust, then looked at Qi Xia in confusion, and asked the system: Why?
[The system guessed: It may be the memory left over from the previous life. 】
Qi Xia recovered from the shock of Xiao He's appearance, and asked his own question: "Nourishing in my body?" For some reason, he felt that the face of the young man opposite him was very familiar, and he liked it at first glance. As if seen before.
"Yes." Xiao He answered casually, not intending to get entangled in this issue.You can't tell him that the system says that he is a great immortal like the silver-haired man, and that he is now reincarnated through calamities, so it's not surprising that he has some vague memories of his previous life.Not to mention that Qixia wouldn't believe it, he didn't believe it either, he thought Qixia might be a big monster or something.Qixia looks like an annoying fairy at first sight~
Qixia narrowed her amber eyes suspiciously: "I think we've seen each other before."
Xiao He was very embarrassed: "...how could it be."
Qixia's amber eyes became deeper and deeper: "You couldn't have been killed by me, and now you have turned into a ghost to seek revenge from me, right?"
Xiao He "..." Kid paper, what the hell are you thinking?Also, you are so young, have you ever killed someone?Just kidding.
Soon Xiao He knew that Qi Xia was not joking.At 10 o'clock in the evening during the winter vacation, when Qixia came back from her part-time job, she was blocked in an alley one street away from home.
A few of them had long hair, and their hair was dyed red and green. It seemed that the gangsters who killed the nobles stopped Qixia.
Wearing an exaggerated thick gold necklace, a boy with yellow hair and as thin as a bamboo pole said to a boy next to him with a big nose who looked like the leader, "Brother, he is Qixia."
The boy with the big nose had his hair shaved at both ends, and the middle one was tied high.He first pushed Qi Xia, Qi Xia staggered, and he continued to push contemptuously: "Even if you rob me of girls every day, you don't even look at what you are, a pure girl like Qin Jiaojiao is Can you touch it? You're a filthy bastard, who doesn't know your mother is a chicken...what are you doing."
There was a gentle smile on Qi Xia's face, but his eyes were dull, and one hand was lightly placed on the boy's wrist, and with a "click", the wrist was easily broken by him.
Pig-killing howls resounded in the alley, this place was very close to the street, Xiao He could even see the figures on the other side of the road, but no one came over, or even looked over.
"Don't worry, no one will come... No one will ever come." Qi Xia smiled sweetly at Xiao He.However, the others couldn't see Xiao He, and when they saw Qi Xia talking to the void, they all became frightened, "Is this guy crazy?"
"Oh, is that so?" Qi Xia tilted her head and hooked the corners of her mouth mischievously, but she looked like a demon to the others.
Qi Xia's attack was extremely ruthless, and he beat people to the point of death. After a while, a few gangsters fell to the ground and were dying.
"...Beating so hard, you will go to jail." Xiao He worried.
Qi Xia said leisurely: "Don't worry, there is a minor protection law."
Xiao He broke out in cold sweat, and his voice was tense: "The law on the protection of minors only protects those who beat others. If you fight back too much, you will still go to jail."
"Then just kill them." Qi Xia choked on Xiao He's words, and soon became complacent again.
Xiao He "..." What's wrong with you, kid?
Xiao He: System, is Qixia okay?I think he's a little out of character.
[The system helplessly strokes the forehead: When will he live normally... He had shadows in his childhood, and now he is a bit perverted, it's understandable. 】
Xiao He took a deep look at Qi Xia, somewhat embarrassed to say it, but he couldn't vomit: Then should I dump him this time?With the piss he's showing, I think he might kill me.
[System: ... Fuck!Why not dump it. 】
Xiao He looked at the system suspiciously: Anyway, it wasn't you who died, right?
"What are you going to do?" Xiao He asked when he saw Qi Xia stuff those little bastards into the trash can.
Qi Xia raised her head, plausibly said, "Put them in the trash can first, and then find a place to bury them."
Xiao He's black thread, have you figured out how to bury it yet?
"What if I get caught?" Xiao He was still worried about Qi Xia.
The corner of Qixia's mouth curled up, extremely proud: "It's okay... I've done this a lot, I have experience, they can't catch it. And even if they catch it, what are you afraid of, won't you help me recognize a father? I It's not easy to get him to buy me a mental illness certificate."
Xiao He "..." Well, he shouldn't have asked that.
Xiao He thought for a while, and suggested, "I have a way to erase their memories tonight, or else, let's spare them once?"
Qi Xia said angrily: "Then they will trouble me again in the future?" Obviously extremely dissatisfied with Xiao He's behavior of helping others.
Xiao He's mind became hot, and he vowed: "If they come again, you don't need to do anything. I will throw them into the Cowherd's shop to sell chrysanthemums."
Qi Xia smiled when she heard the words: "That's a good idea."
Xiao He, who realized what he said, also smiled a little embarrassedly.When he turned back, he exchanged the points for amnesia medicine to the system, and poured it on those punks.
Seeing Xiao He busy here and there, Qi Xia couldn't help asking: "Is this medicine useful for you? Don't hurt me."
"Don't worry, it's useful."
"Is there any medicine for amnesia, that is, you can forget everything."
Xiao He asked suspiciously: "Why do you want that?"
Qi Xia stammered and said: "You know my mother, I really can't bear to see her like that, I think... a person can't live like this."
Qi Xia's voice sounded quite depressed, Xiao He also sighed, "That is her own life after all. But you can ask her if she wants that kind of medicine, forget everything and start over in another place." He has seen that kind of medicine in the system, forgetting everything is much more expensive than this kind of forgetting for one night, but his points can't afford it... Well, he doesn't know how many points he owes the system, that's all owe it.
Qixia smiled helplessly, and said decisively: "I will ask her, but I have a bad relationship with her. I don't even have her number, and I haven't seen her once in a few years. Maybe I will tell you later, then Can the medicine keep it for me?"
Xiao He: "Okay."
……
Xiao He turned into a human form by relying on a set of ghost cultivation skills obtained on credit from the system, and then hurriedly ran to participate in the public audition for "Sword God".The little white flower Qin Jiaojiao got the role of the heroine by virtue of the legendary weapon, Xiao He was not so lucky.However, his acting skills and face were favored by the director, making him a cannon fodder.
Xiao He said that although he is cannon fodder, he is also the cannon fodder of Glory.
However, there are very few shots of this character, not even a line, and it still appears in the memory of the first real person of the xx family that the male protagonist joined.
The male protagonist Zhao Caotian is the bastard son of a son of a family and a maidservant.The son and the servant girl have been childhood sweethearts since they were young. Even if the son marries a famous lady later, the two of them get tired of being together all day long.The servant girl died of dystocia when giving birth to the male protagonist, and the son was also sad and drowned in the river after drinking too much and getting drunk.
The male protagonist Zhao Caotian grew up in the neglect of his aunt and the practice of servants since he was a child. He vowed that when he becomes prosperous in the future, he must make those who look down on him regret it.On the way of visiting brothels, he met a pure and beautiful girl, who is also the heroine of this show, Qin Qingcheng played by Qin Jiaojiao.Qin Qingcheng was originally an introductory disciple of the xx sect, the number one sect in the world of cultivating immortals, but fell to the world because of amnesia.After being rescued by Zhao Caotian, the two fell in love with each other for a while. Later, she was stimulated by Zhao Caotian's flirtatiousness and recovered her memory, and then took Zhao Caotian into Xiuxian.
In fact, Qin Jiaojiao's role is not considered a heroine in the true sense, but her role has been accompanied by the hero, and she has appeared the most times, so she is recognized by readers as the heroine.This play is adapted from a novel, and the original text is a novel about the upgrade of the breed/horse/harem/palace. The male lead is always flirting with/girls, and by the way, he is promoted to a higher level, abusing scum.Xiao He glanced at the original text. To be honest, he liked it quite a bit. The various evocative descriptions of the hero and the girls in it opened his eyes, especially suitable for reading before going to bed at night.It's a pity that it's bg, it would be even better if it was bl.
Xiao He plays the first real senior brother of the xx sect. Hundreds of years ago, he died together with the demon cultivator in order to protect the mountain gate. Generally speaking, he is a glorious image. It would be better if the first seat recalled him not so wretchedly.In the script, it is said that the big brother is the first love of the first real person of the five big and three rough.Xiao He couldn't figure it out. If you plant /horse/wen, you can plant /horse/wen. Why did you add the element of bl?
The author has something to say: school is about to start (?_?) 嘤嘤嘤...... I have a very serious phobia of starting school (づ ̄3 ̄)づ I decided to turn grief into appetite (^V^) Today my little uncle got married Well, it’s not easy, that guy finally got a wife hahaha
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