The concubine of Germany is as beautiful as a god [Qing wear]
Chapter 44 Farting
Today is Kangxi's birthday, only Niu Gulu's family has not arrived.This time Niu Gulu's feet were grounded, and there were two more eunuchs stationed in Yongshou Palace, and Niu Gulu's family would never be allowed to go crazy again.
Regarding this, everyone was hoping to see a good show, and now they gathered together to discuss and laugh secretly.
"I heard that this matter is related to nobleman Wuya and empress Yipin..."
"Don't talk nonsense, even the emperor said that Concubine Niu did it herself, and deliberately framed others."
"But this is too coincidental... Maybe it was really that Luwu who colluded with outsiders and intentionally poisoned him."
"If this word reaches the ears of Mr. Wu Yagui and Mrs. Yipin, you will die."
Everyone in the harem expressed their opinions, and some people really guessed the truth, but no one believed it when they said it, or they couldn't believe it.
Someone else commented in a low voice: "I heard that taking that kind of morning dew is easier to get pregnant, and I was still skeptical. However, it didn't take long for Empress Yipin to be found pregnant after it was effective. I am somewhat convinced."
"Come on, Madam Yipin found out she was pregnant after using the morning dew for a few days, which means she was pregnant before using it."
"That's true, but if washing your face with morning dew can really make you beautiful, I want to try it too."
"Be careful of becoming like Niufei."
"Hate."
The poor Niu Gulu family has become a laughing stock in the eyes of everyone, and the reputation of virtuous virtue accumulated in the past has disappeared.
Ma Guan didn't know what these people were talking about, and was still making snacks seriously in the dining room.
This matter was brought up by Kangxi when she was in bed a few days ago, saying that she hadn't eaten the dim sum she made for a long time, so Ma Guan suggested making it for him on his birthday, and Kangxi happily agreed.
Ma Guan made two kinds of dim sum today, one is Bazhen Cake, the other is Red Bean Sponge Cake, and I specially made a few more pieces of Red Bean Sponge Cake, intending to leave it for His Royal Highness to eat.
Ma Guan didn't care that there were maids from the Qianqing Palace in the dining room, but it didn't mean that she had tampered with two of the dim sum.
These two pieces are specially prepared for the imperial concubine.
"My lord, the birthday banquet is about to begin." Sister Shuang reminded at the door.
"Well, the desserts are all ready." Ma Guan took off her apron, washed her hands again, and specially told the maid who served the desserts before leaving: "The order of the desserts must not be mistaken, you know?"
"Yes, your lord." The court lady replied submissively, she also served the prince, so she was fairly familiar with Ma Guan.
Ma Guan smiled, and left with her twin sisters.
When I arrived at the main hall, I saw that all the concubines had already taken their seats, and Kangxi was on top of them.
"I have seen the emperor, the concubine is late."
"You have worked hard making dim sum, please take a seat." Kangxi smiled and did not blame.
Ma Guan bowed and sat in her seat, just next to Yipin.
She secretly took a look at the order of the seats, and it was the same as she remembered, the imperial concubine was the first one opposite, as long as the order was not messed up.
When she looked at the imperial concubine, she found that the other party was also staring at her, with a faint sneer.Ma Guan looked away, the imperial concubine was really hostile to her.
"Today is my birthday, and we have a special family banquet to celebrate. Concubines, you don't have to be restrained, just speak freely." Kangxi was in a good mood today, after all, it was his birthday, and even the morning court was suspended for a day.
He gave Liang Jiugong a wink, and Liang Jiugong immediately shouted: "The birthday banquet begins, serve!"
Not long after, a group of maids filed in and presented appetizers, each with a plate in front of them.
The maid served the dishes and poured wine for the masters, and then she stepped back.
Kangxi raised his glass and said with a smile: "It's rare to get together, I drank this cup."
"I wish the emperor a long life and good health!" All the concubines congratulated in unison, and then drank the wine in their glasses.
Behind the screen, there was the sound of silk and bamboo orchestra, which was melodious and festive, and everyone gradually became less restrained.
After tasting the appetizer, the imperial concubine was the first to toast to congratulate. Kangxi took a sip and praised: "The imperial concubine has a heart."
The noble concubine showed shame, and said modestly: "The concubine can also help the emperor take care of the harem. Sister Wu Ya is the best. I heard that she specially made snacks for the emperor. I have heard that the snacks made by sister Wu Ya are very delicious. I don't know. Can my sisters take a taste of the emperor's glory?"
When Kangxi heard her praise Ma Guan's dim sum, he immediately smiled and said: "You guys are really lucky today. Mr. Wu Ya came to make dim sum early in the morning, and I specially made some more, so that everyone can taste it. Liang Jiugong, ask someone to serve the dim sum Come up."
"Hey." Seeing that the emperor was in a good mood, Liang Jiugong immediately ordered someone to serve the snack first.
The rest of the people looked at the imperial concubine and Ma Guan thoughtfully, and also wanted to taste whether the dim sum made by this elegant Uya was so delicious.
Another group of court ladies entered, each carrying a tray with four plates of snacks on each tray.There are two kinds of dishes in each plate, which Ma Guan had divided early in the morning.
The first maid to enter was exactly what Ma Guan had specially instructed before, and they placed the jade plates in front of the emperor, imperial concubine, concubine Hui and concubine Duan one by one according to the order in which they were placed.
Seeing that the marked jade plate was successfully given to the imperial concubine, Ma Guan lowered his eyes to hide the coldness in his eyes.
After a plate was put in front of everyone, Concubine Hui said with a smile: "This dessert smells really good. Sister Wu Ya must have spent a lot of time making so many desserts, it's really hard work."
"Sister Hui concubine is awesome, my younger sister can make a few dishes of dim sum." Ma Yu smiled, the dim sum she made was really never eaten by anyone in the harem.
"Sister Wu Ya's craftsmanship is really getting better and better. Just looking at it makes people's index fingers move." Yi Bin also complimented, with a little envy in her eyes. It would be great if she could make such delicious dim sum.
"Sister Yipin also laughed at me." Ma Guan had no choice but to say, "I'm afraid everyone will be disappointed after tasting it."
The imperial concubine showed a trace of displeasure. She was punished by the emperor because she wanted to learn these two kinds of dim sum and punished Wu Yashi to kneel on purpose.
Seeing these two snacks again now, the anger in her heart was aroused again, and she always felt that Wu Yashi was laughing at her.
"Okay, let's try it all first." Kangxi has already picked up one of the chopsticks, and he hasn't tasted the deliciousness of this dim sum for a long time.
Before Ma Tuan was pregnant, he didn't want to make her work hard, so he asked the people in the imperial dining room to make some snacks.It tastes good, but I always feel that there is something missing, and the one made by Ma Guan is the best.
As soon as he moved, the concubines also began to taste it one after another, and they knew why the emperor and the empress dowager praised it so much.
The taste of this dim sum is even better than that of the imperial dining room.I really can't see that nobleman Wu Ya still has such abilities, no wonder he has always been favored by the emperor!
Everyone had different thoughts, wondering whether it was time for them to learn cooking, or to learn something else.You have to have a skill to win the emperor's heart.
"This dessert is really delicious." Concubine Hui couldn't help but praise.
Chang Zaihe, who had a low status, agreed to agree: "It's a great fortune to be able to taste the dim sum made by Mr. Wu Ya."
"Your Majesty Wu Ya, you can't hide your secrets. You have to pass on this cooking skill to everyone. When the emperor wants to eat dim sum again, you don't have to work so hard. Everyone can help you." revealed the true intention.
Didn't Wu Yashi rely on this trick to make the emperor treat him differently?If everyone in the harem can do it in the future, she will have no advantage.
But the dim sum made by Wu Ya's is really delicious, she originally just wanted to taste the meaning, but she couldn't help it, and actually ate up a whole piece.
Ma Guan looked at me quietly, and said with a smile: "If everyone is willing to learn, I will naturally not hide my secrets."
She could just take this opportunity to get closer to everyone. She was too low-key before, and she only had a good relationship with Yipin sisters. This is obviously not acceptable in the intricate harem.
As for wanting to make snacks for the emperor instead of her?I really think too much, if everyone can make dim sum so delicious, the royal chef will lose his job.
This thing also depends on talent.
Immediately, someone happily said: "That's a good relationship, nobleman Wu Ya, I will come to study with you tomorrow, you can't refuse."
It's Concubine Hui.
"It's my honor to be able to come, Concubine Hui." Ma Guan still has a good impression of Concubine Hui, she is the one who really does not cause trouble and is not afraid of trouble.
Since she stayed in the harem for a long time and gave birth to a big brother, few people dare to provoke her.
Moreover, this one will become the head of the four concubines in the future, possessing absolute status and authority.There's no harm in befriending her.
Concubine Hui took the lead, and soon a few people expressed their desire to learn, Ma Yuan would not refuse anyone who came.
The noble concubine's eyes were cold, she didn't expect Wu Ya's agreement to be so happy, and she didn't expect that these concubines would really want to learn, isn't this deliberately flattering Wu Ya?
She could only hope that these concubines would be smarter and learn all the techniques of making dim sum, so that Wu Yashi would have nothing to rely on.
Everyone finished eating two pieces of dim sum quickly, and the rest of the delicacies were also presented one by one, and the atmosphere gradually became better.
Ma Guan suddenly noticed that there was something wrong with Yipin's expression, and asked in a low voice, "Do you want to vomit?"
"It just smells uncomfortable on that elbow, maybe it's too greasy." Yipin frowned slightly, and Ma Guan could tell that it was indeed a symptom of morning sickness.
This is the emperor's birthday, if she really vomits out in a while, I'm afraid Concubine Yi will offend the emperor.
Ma Yuan pushed his elbow far away without any trace, and put a plate of green vegetables and fruit in front of Yipin, trying to cover up the greasy smell.
"It's better, thank you." Yipin's brows loosened a little, but she was still not feeling well. If I had known earlier, I wouldn't be here today.
She would rather miss it than lose face at the birthday banquet.
As the dishes were served one after another, the atmosphere became more and more enthusiastic. All the concubines toasted a round of wine, and Kangxi basically took a sip.
"Your Majesty, my concubine will offer you a toast again, I wish you every year today, every year today..."
"puff……"
The noble concubine stood up again, and was about to toast with a smile on her face, but before she finished speaking, there was a strange "poof" sound suddenly.
Immediately afterwards, a foul smell escaped, and the noble concubine's cheeks flushed immediately, and she was stunned.
Concubine Hui next to her couldn't help covering her nose, her face changed, and her eyes showed even more astonishment.
The hall suddenly fell silent, and everyone looked at the imperial concubine in shock. Did the imperial concubine show her concubine just now?This, this is too inappropriate!
This is the emperor's birthday banquet, and the imperial concubine and concubine actually showed vain respect in front of the emperor, and made such a loud noise, she really did not know the etiquette.
"Your majesty, the concubine didn't mean to just now..."
"puff……"
There was another muffled sound, and the imperial concubine screamed in horror, wishing she could hold her hands tightly.
How could she show contempt twice in front of the emperor?What a shame!
Concubine Hui frowned, feeling that the smell was even worse, she couldn't help but put down her chopsticks, losing her appetite.
In the main seat, although Kangxi was calm, he silently put down his chopsticks, as if he was holding his breath, and his expression was a bit strange.
There seemed to be a faint smell floating in the hall, and everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and almost spat it out.
"Let's all go out and get some air." Kangxi finally couldn't bear it anymore, and was the first to get up and leave, walking quickly.
"emperor……"
"puff……"
Another sound, the imperial concubine is really going crazy this time, it's so good, why did it stop playing all of a sudden?The emperor was smoked away by himself.
The imperial concubine's eyes were red, and she shed tears. If she really left the emperor with a vain impression, wouldn't the emperor dislike her to death?How did things become like this?
As soon as Kangxi left, the concubines hurriedly followed. The smell in the hall was too strong, and I couldn't hold it back.
Concubine Yi was the worst, she already had morning sickness, and her face turned pale after smelling the stench.
In a blink of an eye, there was only the imperial concubine left in the hall, and finally she couldn't stand the stench herself, and left crying.
In the yard, it took a lot of effort for Ma Guan to suppress the burst of laughter in her heart, she hadn't felt so happy for a long time.Seeing the embarrassment and embarrassment of the noble concubine, the resentment in her heart for many years finally dissipated.
"Is the morning sickness better?" She had to divert her attention so as not to laugh out loud.
"It's much better, thanks to the imperial concubine..." Yibi covered her mouth and coughed twice, obviously wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.
"The imperial concubine is really..." Ma Guan shook her head, the imperial concubine must be ashamed.
"I'm afraid the birthday banquet will not continue." Concubine Hui came over at some point, with a smile in her eyes.
Sure enough, after a while, Liang Jiugong came to inform that today's birthday banquet ended here, and the palaces can go back on their own.
On this day, I heard that there were faint laughter coming from all the palaces, the laughter was big and small, vague and indeterminate, making people hear but not touch.
Only the crying came from Chengqian Palace, and the crying did not stop until dark, quite panicked.
In the Yonghe Palace, Sister Shuang and Qiaoyun kept laughing non-stop. Naturally, the two of them didn't know that Ma Guan had moved their hands and feet. They also guessed whether the imperial concubine had eaten something strange in the morning, and they couldn't hold it back all of a sudden. .
"Okay, okay, Chengqian Palace is next to it, don't let people hear it." Ma Yuan smiled, this time, everyone probably felt very relieved.
Although the imperial concubine was not grounded and her salary was cut like Niu Gulu's, she could drink a pot of embarrassment in public.At least, it will be quiet for a while, and the imperial concubine must be embarrassed to appear in front of everyone.
The twin sisters managed to hold back their smiles, and jumped in front of Ma Guan and said, "God is so open, this time even the imperial concubine and empress have suffered. By the way, nobleman, tomorrow is your birthday, do you want to invite the emperor over?"
"I won't invite the emperor, let's spend it alone." Her birthday was on the second day of the emperor's birthday, so it was quite a predestined relationship.
But something like this just happened today, if she invites the emperor tomorrow, it will always be a little bit of a show, so it's better to keep a low profile recently.
But she didn't know that in Chengqian Palace next door, the imperial concubine had already settled all the accounts on her head.
The imperial concubine was tired from crying all afternoon, her eyes were red and swollen, like rabbits.
Xiuhe fetched a hot towel to apply to her, but the more the concubine thought about it, the angrier she became, this anger made her fart more non-stop.
"Someone must have tampered with it, it must be!" The imperial concubine sobbed, if she were to know who harmed her, she would definitely not let it go.
"That's right, the imperial concubine didn't eat anything unusual today, logically it shouldn't be like this..." Xiuhe echoed her words, so as not to make her even more angry.
As soon as she heard about the food, the imperial concubine suddenly thought of something, she gritted her teeth and said, "There must be something wrong with the dim sum made by Wu Yashi, she deliberately made Bengong make a fool of herself in front of the emperor! This Wu Ya family is too vicious!"
"But everyone shared a plate of dim sum." Xiuhe felt that the imperial concubine was thinking too much, how could it be possible that the imperial concubine farted non-stop for the same dim sum without anyone eating it?
The imperial concubine sneered and said: "This bitch is very insidious, I now believe that Niu Gulu was also killed by her."
Xiuhe rolled her eyes secretly, and asked in a low voice: "Then what is the empress going to do?"
The imperial concubine froze, yes, what can she do?Now that she has lost all face and doesn't even have the courage to walk out of Chengqian Palace, how should she deal with Wu Yashi?
"Your Majesty, this servant has a way."
"Say!" The imperial concubine stared at Xiuhe.
Xiuhe smiled and said, "Your Majesty, you can borrow a knife to kill someone."
The author has something to say: The emperor was smoked →_→
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Regarding this, everyone was hoping to see a good show, and now they gathered together to discuss and laugh secretly.
"I heard that this matter is related to nobleman Wuya and empress Yipin..."
"Don't talk nonsense, even the emperor said that Concubine Niu did it herself, and deliberately framed others."
"But this is too coincidental... Maybe it was really that Luwu who colluded with outsiders and intentionally poisoned him."
"If this word reaches the ears of Mr. Wu Yagui and Mrs. Yipin, you will die."
Everyone in the harem expressed their opinions, and some people really guessed the truth, but no one believed it when they said it, or they couldn't believe it.
Someone else commented in a low voice: "I heard that taking that kind of morning dew is easier to get pregnant, and I was still skeptical. However, it didn't take long for Empress Yipin to be found pregnant after it was effective. I am somewhat convinced."
"Come on, Madam Yipin found out she was pregnant after using the morning dew for a few days, which means she was pregnant before using it."
"That's true, but if washing your face with morning dew can really make you beautiful, I want to try it too."
"Be careful of becoming like Niufei."
"Hate."
The poor Niu Gulu family has become a laughing stock in the eyes of everyone, and the reputation of virtuous virtue accumulated in the past has disappeared.
Ma Guan didn't know what these people were talking about, and was still making snacks seriously in the dining room.
This matter was brought up by Kangxi when she was in bed a few days ago, saying that she hadn't eaten the dim sum she made for a long time, so Ma Guan suggested making it for him on his birthday, and Kangxi happily agreed.
Ma Guan made two kinds of dim sum today, one is Bazhen Cake, the other is Red Bean Sponge Cake, and I specially made a few more pieces of Red Bean Sponge Cake, intending to leave it for His Royal Highness to eat.
Ma Guan didn't care that there were maids from the Qianqing Palace in the dining room, but it didn't mean that she had tampered with two of the dim sum.
These two pieces are specially prepared for the imperial concubine.
"My lord, the birthday banquet is about to begin." Sister Shuang reminded at the door.
"Well, the desserts are all ready." Ma Guan took off her apron, washed her hands again, and specially told the maid who served the desserts before leaving: "The order of the desserts must not be mistaken, you know?"
"Yes, your lord." The court lady replied submissively, she also served the prince, so she was fairly familiar with Ma Guan.
Ma Guan smiled, and left with her twin sisters.
When I arrived at the main hall, I saw that all the concubines had already taken their seats, and Kangxi was on top of them.
"I have seen the emperor, the concubine is late."
"You have worked hard making dim sum, please take a seat." Kangxi smiled and did not blame.
Ma Guan bowed and sat in her seat, just next to Yipin.
She secretly took a look at the order of the seats, and it was the same as she remembered, the imperial concubine was the first one opposite, as long as the order was not messed up.
When she looked at the imperial concubine, she found that the other party was also staring at her, with a faint sneer.Ma Guan looked away, the imperial concubine was really hostile to her.
"Today is my birthday, and we have a special family banquet to celebrate. Concubines, you don't have to be restrained, just speak freely." Kangxi was in a good mood today, after all, it was his birthday, and even the morning court was suspended for a day.
He gave Liang Jiugong a wink, and Liang Jiugong immediately shouted: "The birthday banquet begins, serve!"
Not long after, a group of maids filed in and presented appetizers, each with a plate in front of them.
The maid served the dishes and poured wine for the masters, and then she stepped back.
Kangxi raised his glass and said with a smile: "It's rare to get together, I drank this cup."
"I wish the emperor a long life and good health!" All the concubines congratulated in unison, and then drank the wine in their glasses.
Behind the screen, there was the sound of silk and bamboo orchestra, which was melodious and festive, and everyone gradually became less restrained.
After tasting the appetizer, the imperial concubine was the first to toast to congratulate. Kangxi took a sip and praised: "The imperial concubine has a heart."
The noble concubine showed shame, and said modestly: "The concubine can also help the emperor take care of the harem. Sister Wu Ya is the best. I heard that she specially made snacks for the emperor. I have heard that the snacks made by sister Wu Ya are very delicious. I don't know. Can my sisters take a taste of the emperor's glory?"
When Kangxi heard her praise Ma Guan's dim sum, he immediately smiled and said: "You guys are really lucky today. Mr. Wu Ya came to make dim sum early in the morning, and I specially made some more, so that everyone can taste it. Liang Jiugong, ask someone to serve the dim sum Come up."
"Hey." Seeing that the emperor was in a good mood, Liang Jiugong immediately ordered someone to serve the snack first.
The rest of the people looked at the imperial concubine and Ma Guan thoughtfully, and also wanted to taste whether the dim sum made by this elegant Uya was so delicious.
Another group of court ladies entered, each carrying a tray with four plates of snacks on each tray.There are two kinds of dishes in each plate, which Ma Guan had divided early in the morning.
The first maid to enter was exactly what Ma Guan had specially instructed before, and they placed the jade plates in front of the emperor, imperial concubine, concubine Hui and concubine Duan one by one according to the order in which they were placed.
Seeing that the marked jade plate was successfully given to the imperial concubine, Ma Guan lowered his eyes to hide the coldness in his eyes.
After a plate was put in front of everyone, Concubine Hui said with a smile: "This dessert smells really good. Sister Wu Ya must have spent a lot of time making so many desserts, it's really hard work."
"Sister Hui concubine is awesome, my younger sister can make a few dishes of dim sum." Ma Yu smiled, the dim sum she made was really never eaten by anyone in the harem.
"Sister Wu Ya's craftsmanship is really getting better and better. Just looking at it makes people's index fingers move." Yi Bin also complimented, with a little envy in her eyes. It would be great if she could make such delicious dim sum.
"Sister Yipin also laughed at me." Ma Guan had no choice but to say, "I'm afraid everyone will be disappointed after tasting it."
The imperial concubine showed a trace of displeasure. She was punished by the emperor because she wanted to learn these two kinds of dim sum and punished Wu Yashi to kneel on purpose.
Seeing these two snacks again now, the anger in her heart was aroused again, and she always felt that Wu Yashi was laughing at her.
"Okay, let's try it all first." Kangxi has already picked up one of the chopsticks, and he hasn't tasted the deliciousness of this dim sum for a long time.
Before Ma Tuan was pregnant, he didn't want to make her work hard, so he asked the people in the imperial dining room to make some snacks.It tastes good, but I always feel that there is something missing, and the one made by Ma Guan is the best.
As soon as he moved, the concubines also began to taste it one after another, and they knew why the emperor and the empress dowager praised it so much.
The taste of this dim sum is even better than that of the imperial dining room.I really can't see that nobleman Wu Ya still has such abilities, no wonder he has always been favored by the emperor!
Everyone had different thoughts, wondering whether it was time for them to learn cooking, or to learn something else.You have to have a skill to win the emperor's heart.
"This dessert is really delicious." Concubine Hui couldn't help but praise.
Chang Zaihe, who had a low status, agreed to agree: "It's a great fortune to be able to taste the dim sum made by Mr. Wu Ya."
"Your Majesty Wu Ya, you can't hide your secrets. You have to pass on this cooking skill to everyone. When the emperor wants to eat dim sum again, you don't have to work so hard. Everyone can help you." revealed the true intention.
Didn't Wu Yashi rely on this trick to make the emperor treat him differently?If everyone in the harem can do it in the future, she will have no advantage.
But the dim sum made by Wu Ya's is really delicious, she originally just wanted to taste the meaning, but she couldn't help it, and actually ate up a whole piece.
Ma Guan looked at me quietly, and said with a smile: "If everyone is willing to learn, I will naturally not hide my secrets."
She could just take this opportunity to get closer to everyone. She was too low-key before, and she only had a good relationship with Yipin sisters. This is obviously not acceptable in the intricate harem.
As for wanting to make snacks for the emperor instead of her?I really think too much, if everyone can make dim sum so delicious, the royal chef will lose his job.
This thing also depends on talent.
Immediately, someone happily said: "That's a good relationship, nobleman Wu Ya, I will come to study with you tomorrow, you can't refuse."
It's Concubine Hui.
"It's my honor to be able to come, Concubine Hui." Ma Guan still has a good impression of Concubine Hui, she is the one who really does not cause trouble and is not afraid of trouble.
Since she stayed in the harem for a long time and gave birth to a big brother, few people dare to provoke her.
Moreover, this one will become the head of the four concubines in the future, possessing absolute status and authority.There's no harm in befriending her.
Concubine Hui took the lead, and soon a few people expressed their desire to learn, Ma Yuan would not refuse anyone who came.
The noble concubine's eyes were cold, she didn't expect Wu Ya's agreement to be so happy, and she didn't expect that these concubines would really want to learn, isn't this deliberately flattering Wu Ya?
She could only hope that these concubines would be smarter and learn all the techniques of making dim sum, so that Wu Yashi would have nothing to rely on.
Everyone finished eating two pieces of dim sum quickly, and the rest of the delicacies were also presented one by one, and the atmosphere gradually became better.
Ma Guan suddenly noticed that there was something wrong with Yipin's expression, and asked in a low voice, "Do you want to vomit?"
"It just smells uncomfortable on that elbow, maybe it's too greasy." Yipin frowned slightly, and Ma Guan could tell that it was indeed a symptom of morning sickness.
This is the emperor's birthday, if she really vomits out in a while, I'm afraid Concubine Yi will offend the emperor.
Ma Yuan pushed his elbow far away without any trace, and put a plate of green vegetables and fruit in front of Yipin, trying to cover up the greasy smell.
"It's better, thank you." Yipin's brows loosened a little, but she was still not feeling well. If I had known earlier, I wouldn't be here today.
She would rather miss it than lose face at the birthday banquet.
As the dishes were served one after another, the atmosphere became more and more enthusiastic. All the concubines toasted a round of wine, and Kangxi basically took a sip.
"Your Majesty, my concubine will offer you a toast again, I wish you every year today, every year today..."
"puff……"
The noble concubine stood up again, and was about to toast with a smile on her face, but before she finished speaking, there was a strange "poof" sound suddenly.
Immediately afterwards, a foul smell escaped, and the noble concubine's cheeks flushed immediately, and she was stunned.
Concubine Hui next to her couldn't help covering her nose, her face changed, and her eyes showed even more astonishment.
The hall suddenly fell silent, and everyone looked at the imperial concubine in shock. Did the imperial concubine show her concubine just now?This, this is too inappropriate!
This is the emperor's birthday banquet, and the imperial concubine and concubine actually showed vain respect in front of the emperor, and made such a loud noise, she really did not know the etiquette.
"Your majesty, the concubine didn't mean to just now..."
"puff……"
There was another muffled sound, and the imperial concubine screamed in horror, wishing she could hold her hands tightly.
How could she show contempt twice in front of the emperor?What a shame!
Concubine Hui frowned, feeling that the smell was even worse, she couldn't help but put down her chopsticks, losing her appetite.
In the main seat, although Kangxi was calm, he silently put down his chopsticks, as if he was holding his breath, and his expression was a bit strange.
There seemed to be a faint smell floating in the hall, and everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and almost spat it out.
"Let's all go out and get some air." Kangxi finally couldn't bear it anymore, and was the first to get up and leave, walking quickly.
"emperor……"
"puff……"
Another sound, the imperial concubine is really going crazy this time, it's so good, why did it stop playing all of a sudden?The emperor was smoked away by himself.
The imperial concubine's eyes were red, and she shed tears. If she really left the emperor with a vain impression, wouldn't the emperor dislike her to death?How did things become like this?
As soon as Kangxi left, the concubines hurriedly followed. The smell in the hall was too strong, and I couldn't hold it back.
Concubine Yi was the worst, she already had morning sickness, and her face turned pale after smelling the stench.
In a blink of an eye, there was only the imperial concubine left in the hall, and finally she couldn't stand the stench herself, and left crying.
In the yard, it took a lot of effort for Ma Guan to suppress the burst of laughter in her heart, she hadn't felt so happy for a long time.Seeing the embarrassment and embarrassment of the noble concubine, the resentment in her heart for many years finally dissipated.
"Is the morning sickness better?" She had to divert her attention so as not to laugh out loud.
"It's much better, thanks to the imperial concubine..." Yibi covered her mouth and coughed twice, obviously wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.
"The imperial concubine is really..." Ma Guan shook her head, the imperial concubine must be ashamed.
"I'm afraid the birthday banquet will not continue." Concubine Hui came over at some point, with a smile in her eyes.
Sure enough, after a while, Liang Jiugong came to inform that today's birthday banquet ended here, and the palaces can go back on their own.
On this day, I heard that there were faint laughter coming from all the palaces, the laughter was big and small, vague and indeterminate, making people hear but not touch.
Only the crying came from Chengqian Palace, and the crying did not stop until dark, quite panicked.
In the Yonghe Palace, Sister Shuang and Qiaoyun kept laughing non-stop. Naturally, the two of them didn't know that Ma Guan had moved their hands and feet. They also guessed whether the imperial concubine had eaten something strange in the morning, and they couldn't hold it back all of a sudden. .
"Okay, okay, Chengqian Palace is next to it, don't let people hear it." Ma Yuan smiled, this time, everyone probably felt very relieved.
Although the imperial concubine was not grounded and her salary was cut like Niu Gulu's, she could drink a pot of embarrassment in public.At least, it will be quiet for a while, and the imperial concubine must be embarrassed to appear in front of everyone.
The twin sisters managed to hold back their smiles, and jumped in front of Ma Guan and said, "God is so open, this time even the imperial concubine and empress have suffered. By the way, nobleman, tomorrow is your birthday, do you want to invite the emperor over?"
"I won't invite the emperor, let's spend it alone." Her birthday was on the second day of the emperor's birthday, so it was quite a predestined relationship.
But something like this just happened today, if she invites the emperor tomorrow, it will always be a little bit of a show, so it's better to keep a low profile recently.
But she didn't know that in Chengqian Palace next door, the imperial concubine had already settled all the accounts on her head.
The imperial concubine was tired from crying all afternoon, her eyes were red and swollen, like rabbits.
Xiuhe fetched a hot towel to apply to her, but the more the concubine thought about it, the angrier she became, this anger made her fart more non-stop.
"Someone must have tampered with it, it must be!" The imperial concubine sobbed, if she were to know who harmed her, she would definitely not let it go.
"That's right, the imperial concubine didn't eat anything unusual today, logically it shouldn't be like this..." Xiuhe echoed her words, so as not to make her even more angry.
As soon as she heard about the food, the imperial concubine suddenly thought of something, she gritted her teeth and said, "There must be something wrong with the dim sum made by Wu Yashi, she deliberately made Bengong make a fool of herself in front of the emperor! This Wu Ya family is too vicious!"
"But everyone shared a plate of dim sum." Xiuhe felt that the imperial concubine was thinking too much, how could it be possible that the imperial concubine farted non-stop for the same dim sum without anyone eating it?
The imperial concubine sneered and said: "This bitch is very insidious, I now believe that Niu Gulu was also killed by her."
Xiuhe rolled her eyes secretly, and asked in a low voice: "Then what is the empress going to do?"
The imperial concubine froze, yes, what can she do?Now that she has lost all face and doesn't even have the courage to walk out of Chengqian Palace, how should she deal with Wu Yashi?
"Your Majesty, this servant has a way."
"Say!" The imperial concubine stared at Xiuhe.
Xiuhe smiled and said, "Your Majesty, you can borrow a knife to kill someone."
The author has something to say: The emperor was smoked →_→
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Xiangmao; 5 bottles of Shivana.
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