[Comprehensive martial arts] My little fairy

My girlfriend's name is Yiyi, the Yiyi of Xiaoniaoyiren.This is also what my parents hope for me, that I can grow up to be a slender woman who conforms to the current aesthetics, and is very lovable.

Everyone knows that only what is not easy to get can be called "hope".For me, this "little bird depends on the person" is the most difficult to obtain. When I was 12 years old, my height was already higher than that of my mother. Even though I lost weight every meal, I was still fleshy.

Later, my father couldn't bear the fact that I was dizzy and dizzy from hunger every day, so he waved his hand, and it didn't decrease!

Mother sighed: "If you don't be hard-hearted now, what will you do in the future?"

Dad looked at me who finished eating one pig's trotter, and was reaching for the second one: "Now is the time when military generals come out, and today, unlike the emperor, he attaches great importance to generals, and in the future we will choose one of the sergeants for our daughter. "

Seeing that my mother was still frowning, I raised my oily paws and hugged her with my arms: "Hi Sergeant, I like Sergeant the most."

My mother laughed angrily at me: "Who's girl is so shameless that she talks about her liking."

When I saw my mother smile, I knew the problem was not serious, so I continued to hug my mother: "What's wrong with the sergeant, my brother is still shouting that he wants to join the army. Dad was also a sergeant when he was young, I am like my mother, In the future, I need to find someone who can love me as much as my father loves my mother."

Dad chimed in from the side: "Exactly, what's wrong with marrying a soldier, Madam has also taken a liking to me."

The mother sang to us and said it shamelessly and angrily, and finally let go: "Forget it, the round one is also a blessing. It's just that the world loves a woman with a figure like your uncle's Wanyue, and you are happy to eat it." , in the future, if you are compared to others, don't come to me and cry."

I gnawed on the pig's trotters, "Don't worry, Ma'am, the ladies are not as tall as I am, nor as strong as I am, and they dare not provoke me." I secretly met my father's eyes, and I practiced martial arts with my father. It's a matter of hiding my mother's death.

Mother sighed again: "Hey... this domineering personality, it seems that I really need to find a sergeant's son-in-law."

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Since the official ascended the throne, the "Hua Shi Gang" was abolished, and all the alchemists kept in the palace were sent to "pray for the country". Those high officials who corrupted and encroached on the land were unlucky, and their homes were confiscated and imprisoned one by one.During that time, every day was lively among the people as if it was Chinese New Year.

Then, the good news on the battlefield was sent to the capital one by one.Everyone says that today's officials are the real "Emperor Ziwei", so they can attract the help of "Wu Qu Xing".

In fact, I have seen today's officials, and many ordinary people have seen it.When the official family was still the prince, he went out of the city to meet the triumphant army.He is a very close to the people boy, and he once let people collect the umbrella cover to pick up the flowers thrown by the common people.Looks... a little handsome, obviously not as old as my brother, but much more stable than my brother.Oh... Daddy said you can't compare your brother with the official family...

That day, Dad brought back the Empress Dowager's flower viewing feast post.Even though they knew they were going to choose a harem for the officials, the whole family was not too nervous.Although I love to eat and play, my rules and etiquette have been strictly practiced since I was a child, and they are very standard.Anyway, what I look like is just to accompany guests, just to play quietly for a day.

That morning, I ate a big bowl of noodles with two poached eggs.Mother also promised me that when I come back at night, there will be braised hoofs to eat, and I will eat the whole one by myself... Cough, don't grab Daddy's.Come on, I know they are true love.

Entering the palace, the ladies' dresses are full of flowers.If I were a man, I would definitely appreciate it... Eh?Not even men can appreciate it.So, I sat a little further away from the crowd, and watched slowly with tea and snacks.

There are quite a few little ladies like me who are purely accompanying guests knowing that it is impossible, and everyone just sits on the periphery by default.Compared with who stepped on whose skirt in the middle, whose snack fell on whose body, who walked unsteadily and lost his posture, the periphery is obviously much more peaceful.

No, another one fell down.If you don't say that a slim and tall beauty attracts people's love and affection, it is soft and weak when you fall.Take a good look, it's "falling" not "falling".It is the kind of fall that covers the mouth and nose with one hand on the ground and sits on the ground with knees bent.The jewelry and dress were not messed up in the slightest, but a few strands of hair hung down her cheeks.Coupled with the flushed eye sockets and hesitant expression, I really feel sorry for him.

The one who fell was hesitant to speak, but naturally there were those who spoke uprightly.This is it, a noble lady grabs the little palace lady beside her: "How do you serve me, little palace man, are you going to slip away after knocking down my sister?!" It turned out to be a sister.

The little maid raised her head, oh my god!What a beautiful little girl!I've always wanted a younger sister, but it's a pity that after my mother gave birth to me and my brother, she didn't say anything.This little girl, isn't this little girl just like my ideal sister.

The little palace lady was obviously dissatisfied: "I'm a foot away from her..." She let out another breath, "Forget it, if you say I hit you, it's me. Come on, I'll help you up, this place is clean, and the clothes are probably not good. will be stained."

The woman holding the little maid obviously quit: "What do you mean by 'even if it's you', how can I wrong a little maid? As for the nanny in charge, such a servant who doesn't know how to be respectful doesn't want to drag it down."

The expression of the little palace lady is too fake in my opinion, she is pretending to be scared.I, who was about to come forward, decided to take another look.

Facts have proved that I really don't need to play.A gentle and gentle girl passed through the crowd. She obviously knew the pair of sisters.While instructing the other palace staff to help the fallen sister to get up, she held the aggrieved elder sister Wen Yan and persuaded her: "This is in the palace, I'm afraid I'm going to alarm the empress if I find a female officer in charge. Besides, there are so many people , a collision is inevitable, it is better to make a major incident into a minor one, and it will also ruin your reputation for tolerance."

After talking about the elder sister, he went to talk to the little palace maid again: "You little palace man is also reckless, this time you are lucky to be in the hands of these two sisters, and you will not be so lucky next time. At such a young age, It's better to stick to your duty, and don't just do things to climb higher branches."

The little palace maid blinked: "How did I climb high?"

The aggrieved elder sister said: "You are drawing your eyebrows and approaching all the noble girls, are you trying to climb high or something? If it weren't for your young age, you would definitely report to the steward and punish you severely."

The little maid was obviously speechless, she reached out her hand to caress her cheek, but put it down halfway: "Oh."

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A good show, I thought there would be no intersection.But after the highlight of the "Flower Viewing Banquet", I couldn't help but look for a place to steal some snacks, and I saw that little maid again.No, she is definitely not a little palace lady.

After changing her clothes, she was talking about something, and a few eunuchs and mothers were taking notes beside her.Intuitively, this is something I should not have seen.Just as I was about to leave, the little maid... the little girl raised her head and smiled at me, then waved again.

I walked over with a steady mind, and when I got closer, I realized that she must have washed her face, and her facial features were three points more delicate than when I first saw her in the morning.It turns out that the so-called "painting eyebrows and drawing eyes" is not for makeup, but for covering beauty.

The little girl smiled and said, "It's you, don't be afraid, I'm a female doctor, and I've been ordered to come and see everyone's health."

It turned out to be like this, and I was happy: "You are so beautiful, you are so beautiful."

The little girl smiled even bigger: "That's it. Let me just say, the look in my eyes is familiar, like seeing gold."

"How can gold be compared, it is obviously a rare treasure!" I blurted out, "Do you lack a sister? Can I be your sister?"

The little girl was obviously stunned, ouch...so cute.

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at last?In the end, I was politely invited back by the eunuchs and nuns...

In the end...I, was canonized as a queen...

In the year before we got married, in addition to being taught by female officials according to the law, my mother and I were often taken into the palace by the empress under various names.From the very beginning, my mother thought that the sky was going to collapse, but when she talked about entering the palace later, she thought about bringing some folk things to relieve the empress.The Empress Dowager is a very gentle and easy-going person. She helped me get to know the palace little by little, and taught me how to handle palace affairs.After I actually got married, I was already very familiar with the palace.

And that little girl, she is Wangyou, the "Little Immortal Doctor" of the Shenhou Mansion.It's not my sister, it's my sister.When she heard me call out "sister" in embarrassment, she smiled with crooked eyebrows and looked extremely beautiful.He even raised his chest and told me that if he feels uncomfortable in his body, just look for her, she is amazing.No, I can look at her face happily for a whole day, and all my illnesses are gone.

But she also struggled when I mentioned wanting to be thinner.Pointing to his fleshy cheeks and fleshy palms, he said no way.But she also assured that the chubby me who loves to eat and move is much healthier than those weak women.

I used to think that marrying into the imperial palace, a place with the most rules in the world, would lead to a busy and restrictive life.But after actually marrying in, I found that it was even more free than in the boudoir.At least in my boudoir, I wanted to do boxing and martial arts with my mother behind my back, but in the palace, after the officials knew that I knew how to martial arts, they happily did two tricks with me.We are very similar, so let's not talk about who is good.

After that day, the officials hired a female teacher for me to take me to exercise, and gave me a pony that I could ride at any time.

The officials really treated me very well, they gave me all the honor and decency that a country should have, and they didn't ask me too much except for my job as a queen.In life, I also try my best to follow my heart. I am afraid that I will not be used to the food in the dining room, so I specially bring the cook of my natal family close to the palace to serve.

A few years before we got married, I did not consummate the marriage with the official family. Sister Wangyou said that it is best to wait until I am 20 years old before thinking about having children.

If these words are released to the public, they can be sprayed to death.Women are considered blessed when they get married in their thirteenth or fourth year and give birth in the second year.But in the palace, the officials and the Empress Dowager agreed, and even my mother said it was reasonable after hearing it.Anyway, I don't know anything about childbirth, so I just listen to them.

Don't say I'm idle, I'm not idle at all.In addition to palace affairs, sister Wangyou and I started a women's school. In addition to weaving and embroidery and other crafts, we also taught reading and writing, and selected good seedlings to train female doctors.Girls at the age of four or five can go to school for enlightenment. If they study well, they can get "study grants". They can also learn while earning money in the workshop. After a year, they will be able to help earn money in the fields more.

People everywhere saw that girls had the skills to eat, and the incidents of drowning baby girls were obviously less.

When I was 20 years old, my body was well maintained, and I gave birth to the healthy eldest son of the emperor in one fell swoop. Jingzhong Gaomen also began to intentionally let their daughter marry later.

Everything is going in the best direction, the official family is called Mingjun, and I am also praised as a good queen.We are the most honorable model couple in the world.

Although I have been pampered all the time, I am not stupid.I know the officials don't like me that much, at least not as much as sister Wangyou.Every time he saw Sister Wangyou, he never showed it in front of others, that kind of bright eyes.

Are you jealous?Maybe a little bit.But once I saw Wangyou's face... Fuck him, if I were a man, I would also like Wangyou!Call her sister on the lips, but sister in my heart.In front of the officials, I squeezed her face, rubbed her hands, touched her head, put my arms around his waist, asked her to take a bath together, and kept her in my palace against the cold eyes of the famous arresting brother-in-law sleep.Hmph, if you have the ability to rob someone from me, you don't dare to judge me.

The official family doesn't care about desires, and there are only three or four concubines in the palace besides me.One of the Rebeccas is a very special existence.She is not a woman with an innocent family background, but a real martial artist.She was married before entering the palace, and was poisoned by a very difficult to understand poison.With such an identity, she was accepted into the palace smoothly, and the officials seemed to love her extremely, but every time she was mentioned in front of me, there was a faint feeling of gnashing their teeth.

Later, I learned about Lei Meiren from another person in charge of the women's school.Oh yes, the person in charge is also a legend. She was the famous "White Peony" Li Shishi before she became Liang, but she changed her original name back to Wang Yuan after she became Liang.Her husband is Di Lu, the youngest Shangshu Lie Cao Shilang.

After Wang Yuan talked about it, I found out that Lei Meiren had murdered Wangyou so many times. No wonder the officials' attitudes towards her were so inconsistent. I guess it was because she was afraid that she would seek death without any interest in life, so they wanted to give her some life. Let's hope, after all, only the living can feel the pain.

Another thing that surprised me was that before Wangyou fell in love with that ruthless boss, he actually fell in love with Su Mengzhen, who is now the hottest regiment commander in the capital.In the love affair with Su Mengzhen, Wangyou suffered a disadvantage.Although it was Su Mengzhen who was more uncomfortable in the end.But how could anyone be willing to let Wangyou down!This Su Mengzhen is still being reused now, and the officials personally promoted him.But if you think about it a little bit, you will understand. I am afraid that the officials think that the two of them are a little "sympathetic", and they can't even ask for it.

I was angry, and I couldn't tell who I was angry with, so after returning to the palace, I couldn't help but ran to the palace of Lei Meiren to make a fuss.It's not a matter of course for the queen to be jealous and spoil her concubine, and she has no temper at all when she is punished.

In the evening, when the official came to my place, he opened his mouth and asked, "You know everything?"

I waved my fist: "Got it."

The official was silent for a while: "Don't make such a big fuss in the future."

"why?"

The official was silent for a while: "My sister doesn't know yet."

The elder sister he was talking about, if the name or ranking of the clan was not added in front of it, then only Wangyou was referring to.

"I don't know? I don't know that Miss Lei is Lei Chun? Why didn't the officials tell her so that she can vent her anger on her own."

The official said in a low voice: "If she wants to vent her anger, there's no need for me to do it." He laughed at himself, "This is just a little comfort from my own heart. Every time Lei Chun feels a little bit uncomfortable, it's as if I did something for my sister. Like."

He looked lonely, with a little childlike stubbornness, "Don't tell me it's useless, I know it myself, but... I can't help it."

His performance like this is quite different from the usual mature and stable image of the emperor, which gave me a feeling that only for the emperor, I want to take good care of him.So I hugged him into my arms: "It's okay, it's okay, as long as you're happy." I deliberately didn't use the honorific title, but he really liked it, and stretched out his arms to hug me.I caressed his back: "It's okay, the purpose of a concubine is to serve you to make you happy. Since you are happy to toss Lei Mei, then do so. I will help you, and next time I will remember to let someone close the palace." Damn. When I play the bad guy and you play the good guy, the show will be even more perfect, and it will make her reluctant to die."

The official was like a child in my arms, and said softly: "Remember to keep it from my sister, if she finds out, she might be angry and think I'm scary..."

I nodded: "Of course you have to hide it, I'm your accomplice, let's do bad things together without telling my sister!"

"it is good."

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Tonight, we talked a lot, and then...then I got pregnant again...pregnant...

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