[Comprehensive martial arts] My little fairy

In Xiaotianshui Lane, there are always many wits or people who call themselves wits wandering around Zuixinglou.He chanted his own works loudly at every turn, in order to impress "White Peony" with his talent, and to be able to kiss Fangze.

Dressed in silver-gray men's attire, the slightly disguised Wangyou held a folding fan in his hand, looking a bit like a romantic.I handed over a message to the boy at the door, and was directly picked up by two maids who had been waiting for a long time.It caused a burst of speculation and discussion among the people gathered outside.

Straight into Li Shishi's boudoir, Li Shishi was lazily lying on the couch, and sighed with worry: "Hey...why am I not a man, if I were a man, I would spend a lot of money to marry you home."

Li Shishi was about to get up, but when he heard the words, he turned back: "If you are a man, why spend a lot of money, I will redeem myself and pay the dowry, I will depend on you."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Just listening to the silver-like laughter of the two girls makes me feel happy.

Li Shishi looked through the scriptures in the box as if he had found a treasure: "I have wanted to ask for a long time, did you find an expert to write a notebook for you? It is better than the boss on the market. Especially this one called' Doubt and no way', just looking at this handwriting, the muscles and bones are clear, and it is absolutely extraordinary. The content is written in my heart. I wish I could read it without eating, but I am reluctant to finish it. It is really hard for me. "

Wangyou smiled: "He is a very good person."

Li Shishi's eyes fluttered, and he could almost seduce people's souls: "Oh? Very good, but your admirer?"

Wangyou pushed her, but did not deny it.

Li Shishi smiled and said: "There's nothing to be ashamed about. It would be strange if no one pursues admiration for a character like you."

Wangyou thought about the purpose of coming here, pondered for a while and said: "I want to ask my sister. I seem to... seem to..."

Master Li was so anxious that he wanted to slap the table.Who would have thought that the "White Peony" who is as gentle as water in front of people is most looking forward to the scene of drinking in a big bowl, slapping the table and punching.

"Are you pregnant?" Li Shishi asked abruptly.

Wangyou was instantly shattered by the lightning. "Blame me, I underestimated your endurance..."

"Then you're saying, can't I die in a hurry?!"

"I just... seem to like someone."

"Cut! That's the idea. Male or female?"

The corners of Wangyou's mouth twitched: "Uh... the man..."

Li Shishi rolled his eyes in an extremely inelegant way: "Aren't 'Nianhua' and 'Zhimu Shaoai' so normal? As for being so ashamed? If you say you like a woman and become so ashamed, I can understand it." Take a moment. No, if you like girls, why don’t you like me? Tsk tsk~ I’m just so small, if you’re willing to polish your mirror, so what if I follow you~”

"Ah? Ai?! Ai! Ai..." Wangyou blinked, speechless.Looking at Li Shishi's incomparably charming face, he felt strangely acceptable.

Li Shishi is very good at observing words and expressions, seeing her actions and expressions in his eyes, and said with a coquettish smile: "Okay, okay, I won't tease you, if you really agree, I can't talk to the 'Shenhou Mansion' Confess. Tell me, what an outstanding man it is to be able to fascinate you like this."

Wangyou said distressedly: "I just might like him, but I'm not sure if I really like him."

Master Li became interested: "Tell me, how can you like it?"

Wangyou recalled the feeling before: "I just... think he is very good-looking, and he is also very nice... he is very nice."

Li Shishi asked with a smile: "Do you want to see him often? Want to get closer to him?"

Wangyou thought about it, and nodded with a blushing face.

Li Shishi took a breath and looked away: "Little ancestor, if you don't like this, then what is it?"

Wangyou said: "But...shouldn't you just look at someone's appearance if you like someone? If I just like his good looks, wouldn't it be considered liking?"

Li Shishi raised his forehead: "Whoever told you that you like people and don't look at their appearance, I will beat him for you."

Wangyou murmured: "Didn't you say, 'Those who use sex to do things to others, the color fades and the love relaxes'?"

Li Shishi asked: "Then if he is old and not as good-looking as he is now, do you still like him?"

Wangyou wondered: "I just can't imagine what it would be like to be old and ugly, so I can't judge."

"That's right." Li Shishi raised his eyebrows, "Haven't you heard of it, 'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder', isn't it that you like him because he looks good no matter what he looks like, no matter where he is?"

Wangyou blushed: "Where... I haven't seen him anywhere else..."

Li Shishi can't wait to open her brain to see what's inside: "You must have seen your hands."

"I've seen it before, his hands... are very beautiful..."

Li Shishi stepped up: "Isn't it? I think the places I've seen are beautiful, don't you like it?"

"But... what if I only like his good looks, that is... I only like his appearance. Wouldn't it be too unfair to him?"

Li Shishi rubbed his forehead: "You mean to be greedy for his appearance and his body?"

Can you still say that?Seems to be right, Wangyou nodded.

Li Shishi stood up suddenly, stretched out his hand to pinch Wangyou's ear: "You have to listen to me, if you don't greedy people's appearance, not greedy people's body, what are you looking for with a man based on your status? Don't greedy his Surface, if you don't want his body, do you want to beg him?!"

A door seemed to open suddenly in Wangyou's heart, and Li Shishi's ears hurt so badly, but for the first time he was not so sensitive to pain, so he waited a while before rubbing.While rubbing, he said distressedly: "According to this, then I really like him. But how can I know whether he likes me or not?"

Li Shishi sighed and sat down again: "How long have you known each other?"

Wangyou picked up an easier-to-accept statement and said, "It's been a long time, I've known him not long since I first arrived in the capital."

Li Shishi nodded: "Then did he have a woman he liked before?"

"Yes." Wangyou said, "But that woman is not a kind person, and she pretended to be close to him with evil intentions, and was killed by him in the end."

"Hey, this will save you trouble. Then what happened when you first met? Did he stare at you blankly?"

Wangyou grinned: "When I first met...don't mention it. When I first saw him, I hit him directly. At that time, he probably wanted to kill me."

"Uh... what happened after that? How did you get along?" Li Shishi asked.

"It's fine after that."

"Then does he take special care of you? Does he treat you differently from others?"

Wangyou said with a bitter face: "In our mansion, there are few women. Except for the vice-manager and the maid, I am the only girl, so almost everyone takes care of me and treats me differently from others."

Master Li thought for a while: "Then did he give you any valuable things?"

"Yes, he gave me a very expensive hairpin."

Li Shishi's eyes lit up: "A hairpin? He gave you a hairpin? Silly girl, you don't know what giving a hairpin means?" Seeing that Wangyou really looked confused, Li Shishi sighed, "When a marriage is arranged among the people, the man will give the hairpin Giving it to the woman's family means that she intends to marry her. How did that person give it to you?"

Wangyou's heart was pounding, and he thought for a while: "He... just stuck in my hair..."

"He put it on for you himself?!"

"Uh... yes."

"Isn't this 'insertion'?! If you have no intention of it, it can be regarded as molesting!"

Wangyou recalled the situation at that time: "Uh...it was a bit special at that time. I was ordered to test his vigilance and go to his place to steal things. When I was caught, I stole the hairpin. He said that if he stole it, he would give it to me. I He was wearing night clothes, and there was no place to put them, so he put them in my hair." As he said, he couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.

Li Shishi hammered down the table: "That's why you martial arts people are a headache, and you always act out of common sense. Forget it, don't worry about him, you should ask yourself."

Wangyou made a bitter face: "I just don't want to ask. If I ask, it will be embarrassing in the future. If it doesn't work, I want to be friends with him, brother and sister. If it doesn't work, I want to see him live well." I, wouldn't it be painful to die.

Li Shishi hated iron and steel and said: "Who told you to go up and say it directly, can you give me a hint?"

"How to hint?"

Li Shishi said: "For example, find an opportunity to do something close, like holding hands or something."

With the previous conversation as a basis, Wangyou felt that his skin was already thicker than a city wall, "Holding hands...is it intimate?" What is holding hands, I even secretly kissed him...

Master Li patted his head: "Why did I forget, you are a doctor, and you have to check people's pulse frequently. You can't hold hands, you have to change them..."

"I...I asked him to carry me..." Wangyou muttered softly.

Li Shishi had a laugh: "Well done! Isn't this quite enlightening? The result is like this?"

Wangyou used a cold hand to freeze his face that was about to burn: "I just carried it away. But I drank some wine at that time, and he said: 'It's normal for a brother to carry a drunken sister back to the room, and it should be done." do'."

Li Shishi said: "Then do something to him that is not normal and should be done between a brother and a sister."

Wangyou blinked: "Like what?"

Li Shishi hooked his lips: "So you people in the martial arts are still good. You can't avoid touching him when you practice martial arts. Find a position to kiss him. If you want to, everyone is happy. If you don't want to, it's an accident to bite him to death. Just a word' The sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes can cover it up if they don't care about trivial matters."

Wangyou's eyes lit up: "Good idea!"

Master Li urged: "If you think it's a good idea, hurry up and try it. The more you delay, the more accidents you will have."

Wangyou got up: "Okay! I'll go get ready. If he doesn't like me...if he doesn't like me..."

Master Li pushed her towards the door: "Try it first, come to me if you don't like it, just let him like it."

Unable to suppress the smile on Wangyou's lips, he followed Li Shishi's strength and went out.

After sending Wangyou away, Li Shishi poured himself a cup of tea to moisten his throat, and said softly to himself: "How could anyone not like you..."

Picking up the storybook that Wangyou brought in his hand, he read it with relish.After reading a few chapters, the thing called rationality in Li Shishi's mind suddenly returned, and then he wanted to slap himself a few times.Who was that just now? The eldest lady of "Shenhou Mansion"!I actually instigated a noble girl to chase after a man... What's the matter...