my husband is not human

Osamu Dazai never thought that Nakahara would slander him like this.

Normally, although it is normal for the two of them to disagree with each other, even if they disagree with each other, it is normal for them to fight each other, but it is also based on facts to hurt each other.

He really didn't expect that the honest man Zhong Yuanzhong had evolved to be able to open his eyes and tell nonsense, which was obviously his own ability!

"Xiao... Is that how Zhongyuan Zhongye slandered me?"

Raising his hand to cover his heart, Dazai Osamu's face was full of disbelief, and he was already thinking about how to make Nakahara Nakaya so overwhelmed.

"I am obviously a witty, smart, handsome, handsome... (100 words omitted) promising young man!"

Dazai Osamu was not ashamed, but Kunikida blushed directly at the other party's description.

— angry.

Why is Osamu Dazai always so shameless?

He gave the good boy Atsushi Nakajima a wink, and the other party nodded knowingly, and dragged Osamu Dazai to the door with a face of about to die heroically.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Gu Chuan, I let you see a joke."

Kunikida straightly apologized for what happened just now, and brought the topic back to the main topic.

"In short, let's act now, and there will be results soon. As for deposits and the like..."

"Just let Mr. Cool Hat give you the money."

At the door where Atsushi Nakajima and Osamu Dazai were still struggling, an extremely lively voice sounded suddenly. Everyone looked over and saw a black-haired young man in a detective suit striding into the room, his eyes fixed on Chiba's body.

In the next second, he heard his righteous words.

"As long as you give me half a bag of candy in your pocket, I will tell you how to find Mr. Cool Hat."

Different world!specialty!want to eat!

Osamu Dazai: ...? !

Wait a minute, how can I play after you tell me!

Just as Osamu Dazai was about to say something, Ranpo Edogawa came to the side of Midnight, blocking all sight behind him.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Hi, so angry.

Knowing that he was completely no match for the Detective Society's favor, he easily broke free from Atsushi Nakajima's grip and ran out in a hurry.

Atsushi Nakajima:? ? ?

Edogawa Ranpo didn't care about others, his body and mind were already occupied by the new variety of different world candy.

"I'm the most powerful detective in the world, how can I let you find Mr. Cool Hat easily?"

So quickly give the candy to Ranpo-sama as a reward!

"Oh……"

Chiba was a little surprised by the new Edogawa Ranpo. She listened to the other party's rather childish words, and took out from her pocket the half-pack of candy that the magician who made the props hadn't finished eating and stuffed into her pocket. .

"You mean this?"

"That's right!"

Edogawa Ranpo vowed.

"As long as you give it to me, I can let you meet Mr. Cool Hat today!"

"OK."

Qianye stuffed the sugar into the opponent's arms without hesitation.

"Here you are, tell me now."

It’s just a bag of sugar, I just took it by myself_(:з」∠)_

"Woo...chewing...this taste..."

As soon as he got the candy, he peeled off a piece of Edogawa and put it in his mouth. Looking at his cheeks, he lowered his head to Chiba's ear, and answered Chiba in a low voice.

"You just need to activate the ability to teleport yourself to another ring at [-]:[-] later."

Chiba:! ! !

Damn, this guy...

She subconsciously reached into her pocket, only to find that the other ring that was originally in her pocket had disappeared.

"My ring is...?"

"It's okay, Dazai took it away."

Edogawa Ranpo stuffed another candy into his mouth and answered vaguely.

"So just listen to what I say and do."

He waved his hand to show that there was no problem, and his eyes lingered reluctantly on the two half-packs of candies that were gone in his hand, and stuffed them into his pocket with the desire to eat another one.

"Tanigawa Chiba."

He pushed Kunikida into the seat inside the sofa, came to the opposite side of Chiba, propped his hands on the table, and spoke solemnly.

"Have you considered being a snack purchasing agent? Anyway, your husband is here, so you will always come."

Chiba: "Purchasing... snacks?"

other people:? ? ?

……

"So... what's going on?"

Tanizaki Junichiro, who had just returned to the detective agency with his younger sister Tanizaki Naomi, was very puzzled when he saw the strange girl who was chatting happily with Edogawa Ranpo.

"Naomi and I just went out for a while, right?"

"Ah... To be honest, I don't know why it suddenly became like this..."

Before recovering from the word "husband" before, Atsushi Nakajima looked back at Junichiro Tanizaki blankly, completely unaware of why a good job suddenly turned into a shopping agent for snacks.

"What the hell happened?"

Seeing Atsushi Nakajima like this, Junichiro Tanizaki became even more curious.

"Tell me now."

"It's just... Ms. Tanigawa is the client, and she came to ask Nakahara Chuya, a cadre of the port mafia, and said that as long as she told the other party about her news, the other party would definitely come to her."

Speaking of this, Atsushi Nakajima's voice became painful, he glanced at Chiba and Ranpo's direction, and lowered his voice again.

"The point is that Ms. Gu Chuan is married, and she also said that she came to Yokohama for the first time, and now she is penniless, and she is even going to be a thing."

Tanizaki Junichiro:! ! !

Tanizaki Naomi:! ! !

"So...so..."

Tanizaki Junichiro just wanted to say why it was so outrageous, but Tanizaki Naomi raised his hand and put it on his shoulder, saying another completely different meaning.

"It's so romantic and exciting~ Maybe we can also try this kind of role-playing, brother~"

Tanizaki Junichiro:? ? ?

no!I don't?I do not want!

"Is this the legendary elopement for love?"

The youngest Miyazawa Kenji was full of admiration.

"As expected of a townsman."

"But Ranpo-san said that her husband is also in Yokohama!"

Atsushi Nakajima looked like the door to the new world had been opened.

"Her husband is also in Yokohama. Instead of looking for her husband, she went to Nakahara Chuya. Isn't this love~?"

Tanizaki Naomi covered Dai's blushing cheek with one hand, and said the word "love" very well.

"My lord~ it's not as good as us..."

"Wait! Naomi! Don't!!!"

"Don't think about it, it's not sure."

Kunikida, who was listening to the gossip, raised his head from the untouched document with a blank expression, and looked at the members at the side.

"There are only a few combinations, not to mention that Mr. Ranpo said so, which means that Ms. Tanigawa will not be in danger. If Nakahara Chuya and her husband are combined..."

Crowd:! ! !

"That Central Plains Chuya?"

Tanizaki Junichiro, who was thrown down by his sister, raised his neck with difficulty, his eyes full of disbelief.

"Just the Chuya Chuya who can bloodbath an entire mafia organization by himself?"

he married?He... Oh no, it doesn't seem so strange for him to get married, right?

"It's mainly to make people... unimaginable, right?"

Atsushi Nakajima, who hadn't thought of such a combination at all, scratched his hair and muttered softly.

"He's super fierce, Ms. Gu Chuan looks so gentle, she seems to be a student too, just..."

He held back for a long time, and finally found an idiom from his head.

"It's incredible."

"Don't say that either."

Kunikida pushed his glasses and analyzed further.

"In the previous description of the mafia, we thought that the other party didn't quite understand what the Hong Kong gangsters represent, but if we think about it the other way around, what if people really don't think the port mafia is such a powerful force?"

other people:! ! !

Could it be that she is really Miss You? !What did Chuya Zhongya do to make him so determined!

Zhongyuan Zhong didn't do anything :)

At this moment, he didn't know that Chiba had found Yokohama, and after getting rid of the backlog of documents, he took to the street on a rare occasion, ready to take a breath.

Even after such a long time, Yokohama has not changed at all, everything is still the same as he is familiar with.

He was walking on the street, his eyes swept across the surroundings casually.

Suddenly, a child ran over in a hurry at the corner, his eyes turned left and right, and soon fixed on Zhongya Zhongya, and ran over happily.

"This big brother."

The little boy handed an envelope to Nakahara Chuya.

"It's a letter from a big brother who asked me to give you. He said that you will regret it if you don't open it."

"letter?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned, feeling that the matter was not simple.

"What is that person like?"

"It's just... the smiling one, the one with curly hair, very tall."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

This describes...

He flipped the envelope over, staring at the envelope in his hand with the words "Dear Slugs" written on it, and just wanted to throw it in the trash.

Oh, why should I read a letter from a mackerel when I'm fine?

"Ah, by the way, big brother has another word."

The little boy seemed to remember something, and spoke again.

"He said it was about your wife Chiba. Well, that's it."

Brother, can you buy me ice cream?

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Your mother's mackerel, why do you want me to pay for delivering the letter!

He took out a piece of money and sent the little boy away. Nakahara Chuya glanced at the letter in his hand with an expression that could almost be said to be gloomy, and walked to a side alley.

"I want to see what you are going to do, Dazai."

He tore down the envelope expressionlessly, and he quickly caught something that fell out of it.

"ring?"

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but frowned, something unexpected made him observe carefully with a strange expression, but he didn't find the slightest problem.

What the hell?

He looked at the envelope again, and took out another blank piece of paper from inside.He opened the folded white paper, and the contents inside made him stunned for a moment.

The words "Your wife is awesome" were irregularly written on the left side of the white paper, and a photo was pasted on the right side, and the person in the photo was even very familiar to him.

It was Qianye, and even the ring on the other party's ring finger in the photo was exactly the same as the one I received.

For a moment, Zhongyuan Zhong was also furious. His hand holding the letter glowed red, and the concrete floor under his feet was cracked due to the pressure, and his whole body exuded a dangerous atmosphere.

grass!I said why my wife hasn't arrived for so long!What do you mean Dazai?You want to touch my wife! ! !

"Oh, Tai-zai-zhi-?"

Nakahara Chuya gritted his teeth and said Osamu Dazai's name, and was just about to set off to tear him apart to save his wife, when suddenly there was a sound of landing behind him.

He quickly turned his head vigilantly, and the object of his sight was the figure of his wife Tanigawa Chiba.

"Mr. Chuya, I actually found you."

Chiba, who had just been teleported over by the ring, smiled happily.

"As you can see, since the props are ready, I will come to you."

"Qianba, are you... all right?"

A red light flashed past, and in the next second Zhong Yuanzhong also appeared in front of Qianye. He held her shoulder and carefully observed Qianye up and down.

"Huh? What can I do? I just arrived today. Because I lost my phone number, I entrusted a place called Armed Detective Agency to help me find you. The efficiency is really high."

Saying that, Chiba couldn't help boasting.

"I arrived in the morning, found the detective agency at noon, and found you after two o'clock in the afternoon. I really want to give a five-star praise. It's just that I was too poor when I first came here and I didn't give you any money. Later, Mr. Zhongye, you Help me put the money first."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Holding his "lost and found" wife in his arms, Nakahara Chuya sighed deeply in his heart.

Fuck, almost got tricked.It's decided, take the time to beat the mackerel to death ten times!

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