my husband is not human

"Good morning--"

When I met my friends, even though I was surrounded by Nakahara Chuya who had turned into a human form, it was rare that Chiba's voice was exceptionally brisk.

"You wake up early."

Kakyoin-kun over there can be said to be eager to go home, but it's not right for Huo Anchuan Soliang, who you can't wait to sleep for 5 minutes in the morning.

"Morning, Chiba, you... Huh? Mr. Zhongyuan has become a human again!"

Seeing that beside Chiba was Nakahara Chuya, who was completely different from yesterday when he was separated or spherical, Huoanchuan Zengliang was stunned and his eyes suddenly became strange.

Mr. Nakahara is already in human form, but the atmosphere with Chiba is much better than before. Could it be that something happened?

"I guess it happened in the middle of the night last night, and I only discovered it this morning."

Chiba calmly sat across the table, leaning on her cheek with one hand.

"What's for breakfast? By the way, I discovered something terrible, and I want to discuss it with you, Zeng Liang... Ah, yes, and Kakyoin-kun."

Thinking of something, she looked at Noriaki Kakyoin on the other side of the table.

"I asked the coffee jelly god yesterday, he said yes, and because it's not Monday, he has to go to school."

"God of coffee jelly... going to school?"

Noriaki Kakyoin repeated hesitantly, and the magical bangs that fell on the side of his face even jumped very vividly as if he was surprised.

Are the gods here so down-to-earth?Still going to school?No, no, think about it, the devil can be a taxi driver, and it's normal for gods to go to school... right?

"After all, gods also have studies. Although the god of coffee jelly is very strong, he is very nice and low-key."

Although many bigwigs are also very low-key, especially many other worlds who actively find ways to come back, basically more than half of them hold electronic products, hand-made snacks and don't let go, wishing to be addicted to the end of time.

But Saiki Kusuo is different, he is really, very special, very special, very special!

Blowing Saiki Kusuo without changing his face, Chiba continued to explain.

"Then he said that he would find time to come over during recess or lunch break, so you can go back at noon at the earliest."

"I understand."

Noriaki Kakyoin nodded, clenched his fists under the table and then slowly loosened them to calm himself down from joy.

"I will thank him very much..."

Thinking that he only knew the name of the other party's "God of Coffee Jelly", he paused and spoke solemnly.

"Thanks to the God of Coffee Jelly."

Yesterday it was said that it was a tribute coffee jelly, so go back and buy a truckload of coffee jelly, or pay tribute to a box every day, no problem!

Coffee jelly, as much as you want!Not enough, he can still work hard to make money!

Seeing Noriaki Kakyoin looking like he was about to ruin his entire family to enshrine the "God of Coffee Jelly", Chiba hurriedly stopped him.

"It's okay, just thank you for sending him a box, the God of Coffee Jelly is very low-key."

Because the most important thing is the foreign material version of coffee jelly made by the countless gifts/gifts she has received. At the beginning, she worked hard to make desserts for the other party to help, and now she has reached the peak of coffee jelly.

It stands to reason that Saiki Kusuo is so strong that he can get whatever he wants to eat, but... who makes him a low-key person who just wants to live an ordinary life?

Because of his low profile, the other party has not known many people for more than ten years, and he does not want to communicate with them in depth. Of course, his personal connections cannot match Qianye, an emotionless machine that picks people up.

"Speaking of which, there's still time. I have one thing. It just so happens that you, Kakyoin-kun, will join in, right? Besides, he looks very handsome and has a very gentle personality..."

But handsome guys don't necessarily have to be gentle.

Thinking of this, Chiba's voice became serious.

"Kakyoin-kun, have you ever had a girlfriend?"

Noriaki Kakyoin:? ? ?

Why did this topic suddenly jump to I don't have a girlfriend anymore?

He blinked blankly, but answered Chiba's question truthfully.

"……No."

Not to mention the girlfriend, but the friend he just made not long ago, and before that, he played alone with the emperor's green.

"It's easy to spoil you, so let's forget it."

Chiba shook her head regretfully, not wanting to spoil the minor.

The other party is only 17 years old!

"Does it have something to do with your girlfriend...?"

"Because the thing I want to talk about is about kissing."

"Kiss, kiss!!!"

Noriaki Kakyoin's bangs flew into the sky in fright, never expecting such a thing.

He thought it was love, like Mr. Zhongyuan's emotional problems before.

As a result, why is the span so large! ! !

The person involved, Chiba, was very upright, and said something serious without any shyness, and she was completely different from the way she blushed when she was kissed by Nakahara Chuya before.

With a serious expression all over her face, she waved her hands, and spoke as if coaxing a child with the tone of someone who had come here.

"Between husband and wife, Kakyoin-kun, you'll know when you're married... um... eh???"

The words were only halfway through, and Nakahara, who was beside Chiba, covered Chiba's "speaking outrageous words" mouth expressionlessly.

Qianye turned her head blankly, trying to question.

"Uuuuuuu..."

Mr. Chuya, why don't you let me speak?

"Stop talking about this kind of thing!"

It's okay to kiss in the room, but talking about this in public...are you really not shy!

Chiba listened to Nakahara Chuya's words, and made a question mark at the other party with his eyes.

What can't you say?Isn't it just kiss?Have I kissed you less often?I often kiss you when you are playing, and I have never seen you refuse too much. These days, you are still so active in human form, why did you suddenly stop talking?

"How about this."

After finally pulling Nakahara Chuya's hand off, Chiba vigilantly moved to the left a few centimeters away from Nakahara Chuya's chair,

"Otherwise, Mr. Nakaya, you and Kakyoin-kun are here, and Zeng Liang and I will discuss by ourselves."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

Before Nakahara Chuya could react, Chiba had already got up and left the seat, and with Hakura Soryo who was embracing Fubuai and followed consciously, the two went directly to a corner seat, leaving only Nakahara Chuya and Kakyoin Noriaki looking at each other.

Noriaki Kakyoin showed an awkward yet polite smile, and decided to stand up, finding a reason to politely leave temporarily.

"I'm going to get something to eat, does Mr. Zhongyuan need me to bring anything?"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also expressionless.

"No, thank you, you can go."

He stared at his wife and her husband in the corner, feeling deeply excluded.If it wasn't for the fact that the opposite couple really liked him... Cough.

"Okay, now is the time to discuss."

Far away from Nakahara Chuya, Kakyoin Noraki, Chiba, Hakuragawa Soryo, and Fuhai gathered together, discussing in whispers.

"It's what I said before, about the kiss, Zeng Liang, you got married earlier than me, so you must have kissed Bu Pojing many times, right?"

"Of course."

Huoanchuan Zengliang smiled, and patted Bupojing beside him generously.

"Of course Bupojing and I are very close, not to mention anything else, we have a good night kiss every day."

"very good."

Chiba nodded in satisfaction, she turned her head slightly and took a sneak peek at Chuya, who was left in the same place, before turning her head again and speaking solemnly.

"When you kiss, who wins?"

Huo Anchuan Zeng Liang:? ? ?

Do not break the well: ? ? ?

Is this a win or not?

"No, Chiba, I don't understand what you mean."

Huo Anchuan Zeneru looked at Fupoi blankly, and after seeing the same confusion as his own, he scratched his head and asked Chiba back.

"Is there still a win or lose, dear?"

Don't you kiss me and I kiss you and it's over?At most a few more kisses.

"When you kiss, you feel... wait..."

Chiba suddenly reacted, she looked heavily at the small Bupojing standing on the table, and then glanced at him once again with a look that made Huo Anchuan Zeng Liang's hair stand on end, then her whole body froze in an instant.

"It's not a human form, even if you don't break the well, you will lose."

Even if I am looking for experience, I still have a humanoid husband to learn from. How can I do it with Huo Anchuan Zengliang who knows everything?

"Let's do it again!"

Chiba took a deep breath and looked at the other party solemnly.

"Now, the new topic is how to increase lung capacity!"

"Lung capacity... vital capacity... Mo, Mo Fei..."

Huoanchuan Zengliang was shocked, his pupils trembled.

"You and Mr. Zhongyuan kiss, that kiss..."

He stammered and repeated the word "dear", his cheeks flushed instantly, and even his voice subconsciously lowered by more than one degree, but there was gossip excitement in his eyes.

"Is it the one on TV? It's the one!"

"……what."

Qianye shifted his eyes in embarrassment, but gave an affirmative answer in his mouth.

"Don't ask, I just want to know how to increase lung capacity!"

"Oh~ easy to say, easy to say."

Huo Anchuan Zengliang smiled and started discussing enthusiastically.

"I heard that exercising more and holding your breath are good, why don't you try Chiba?"

Chiba:! ! !

She knows how to exercise more, so is it okay to hold your breath?Doesn't that mean...

For a moment, Chiba remembered the way Nakahara was holding his breath when he just woke up in the morning.

I see!The other party started to "exercise" early in the morning, no wonder I couldn't kiss!

When Chiba and Huo Anchuan Zengliang finished chatting and returned to the crowd to eat normally, Nakahara also felt that Chiba was looking at him in a strange way, full of weird feelings of "So you kid sneaked away".

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

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