my husband is not human

"Although I should have noticed when Mr. Chuya is always shy, but I really never thought that Mr. Chuya is a pure lover."

In the small family next door, Qianye slumped on the table in distress, but there was a sweet smile on the corner of her mouth that was completely opposite to this distress.

"Of course, Junaipai also has the cuteness of Junaipai. It is the cuteness of Junaipai that they will be shy after a little teasing, but if they are too close, they will scare the shy Chuya-san."

"So what happened to you guys?"

Huoanchuan Zengliang held his husband in his arms, and asked enthusiastically.

"Haven't you already filled out the marriage certificate?"

"Yes, the marriage has already been completed, but Mr. Nakaya doesn't seem to have the usual performance of people getting married."

Chiba rested her chin on one hand, and looked at Fa Xiao on the opposite side.

"Just like what Zeng Liang you and I said, newly married people will want to stick with their wives very much, even if they go to school, they will follow them to school, wishing to become conjoined twins."

"Yes, I was right."

Huo Anchuan Zengliang nodded.

"Besides, Sun Zhilun and Jin Zhizhi were just married before, and you have seen the way they show affection."

Those two can't wait to seize all the time to show their affection, the air is almost full of the smell of dog food when they are there.

"But the problem is the same. Mr. Nakaya doesn't seem to have any similar performance at all. You see, I'm coming to your house now, right? Mr. Nakaya doesn't show any signs of wanting to come over."

Chiba couldn't help but sighed when he thought of Zhong Yuan Zhong's indifferent appearance before he came out.

"It's not just that, I suspect Mr. Chuya won't even accompany me to school when school starts in a few days."

Having said that, Qianye felt a little sour.

Bu Pojing, but even Zeng Liang went to school with him, and he went to class together until school was over, and went back together.

On the other hand, Mr. Chuya, he just... feels that he has no intention of actively getting close at all.

Could it be that Mr. Chuya lost his initiative because he was too enthusiastic?

"No, no, just like Chiba you said, Mr. Zhongyuan must be shy."

Huo Anchuan Zengliang hurriedly comforted Chiba.

"Since you care so much, why don't you just say it? Husband and wife can communicate together about anything."

"...You are right, Zeng Liang."

Qianye was silent for a while, then nodded seriously.

"In the future, I will communicate with Mr. Chuya if I have any ideas. By the way, I still want to ask you some questions, such as how long you and Fupojing take a bath together after marriage."

You know, Mr. Nakaya seems to be particularly concerned about her wearing less clothes.

"Taking a bath together... just... that day..."

Huoanchuan Zengliang coughed lightly, his eyes wandering.

"After all, you can't wash yourself without breaking the well."

Chiba: "..."

I'm sorry, but I shouldn't have asked you two big dogs who are not inferior to Mrs. Hinowa.

"Otherwise, we can play games to enhance our relationship, such as truth or dare. I remember that there are special conditions for couples on the Internet."

!!!

"Zeng Liang, you are very good at it."

Chiba straightened her body with a swipe, thinking that this idea was simply wonderful.

"That's it! Let's study it and start tomorrow!"

On that day, many wonderful ideas occurred in Huoanchuan Zengliang's room. A man and a woman worked hand in hand and decided to play tricks on him.

Zhong Yuan, who was about to be tricked, was sitting alone in the living room, lost in thought.

The TV that was turning on couldn't attract his attention, he just half-closed his eyes, his eyes wandering in the void.

Because he discovered one thing, it seemed that once he slept with Qianye, the process of returning to his original state would be accelerated a little bit.

Originally, he could not notice it the first time because of shyness and some reasons, but now that it has happened many times, he can't ignore it.

This is a very important matter, so important that he can quickly change back to his original appearance.

Chuyaqiu on the sofa moved his body suddenly in frustration, then fell on his back, letting his eyes face the ceiling, and let out a long sigh in his heart.

So what is the reason?Is it simply sleeping?Or some kind of contact?If you want to experiment, don't you even have to pick out Chiba's excited stickers every day?

I will definitely be misunderstood!Originally, this was already taking advantage of the other party, but now if I tried every point from the beginning to the end, wouldn't it be even more indecent?

Or take the initiative to be obscene!

Thinking of this, Zhong Yuanzhong subconsciously stiffened his body.

But otherwise, how to speed up and return to Hong Kong and Hei!Such a big organization is still waiting for me, but I am a cadre!

But doesn't this make him appear to be a pervert?If Chiba grows up alone, if she wants to cuddle, hug and maybe even kiss...

What kind of shame is this?

But think about Hong Kong black!

Nakahara Chuya's inner villain beat his head.

How about...be ashamed and ashamed?

Just when Nakahara Chuya was struggling, a voice suddenly came from the door, he hurriedly straightened his body, and saw Chiba's figure.

"Mr. Chuya!"

Chiba's voice was urgent.

"Mr. Chuya! Something has happened!"

Central Plains Chuya:?

something?whats the matter?

"Zeng Liang and Bupojing are having a quarrel."

Chiba closed the door, and quickly sat down next to Chuya Qiu, worried.

"We have to help them get back together."

They?The one next door, Hakuragawa Soryo and his pink piggy?Aren't they particularly... well, are they particularly close?

Zhong Yuanzhong also controlled the ballpoint pen and wrote the question.

[what happened? ]

"It's actually because of a small thing."

Chiba coughed lightly and explained to him.

"Last night, Zeng Liang pressed Bupojing with both hands while sleeping. You also know the size of Bupojing. After being pressed all night..."

In fact, the thing is true, but the two of them have been in the old couple mode for so long, and they are actually quite used to it.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Oh, I got it.

Thinking back to the pink piggy in Bupojing, Zhongyuan Zhong also found that he really understood it very well.

If he is not a ball who can roll away directly and is not easy to be crushed, he may have been crushed several times.

[Chiba, what are you going to do? ]

"Zeng Liang and I came up with a great idea!"

Seeing that the key topic was finally reached, Qianye tried her best to be serious and spoke seriously.

"After all, Zeng Liang also wanted to reconcile quickly, so we came up with a good way."

Saying that, Chiba waved his hand.

"That's Truth or Dare! Brackets are only risky."

Only...adventures?Why this?

Zhong Yuan was also silent for a second, and wrote [? ].

"In this way, we can write conditions that will help them get back together in the conditions of the adventure."

Qianye took out a piece of paper from the stack of papers on the coffee table for Zhong Yuan Zhongye, picked up a pen and wrote a line.

[Husband and wife look at each other affectionately for 1 minute]

"How about Mr. Chuya? It's a big adventure like this."

She picked up the paper and shook it in front of Zhongyuan Zhongye.

"After such a big adventure, they will definitely reconcile."

Central Plains also suddenly realized.

It turns out that according to the game, the content of the big adventure must be made, so even if it is awkward, it must be done.

[I see. ]

Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded, indicating that he knew.

"So Mr. Nakaya and I will work harder today, and let's do the content of the big adventure!"

Chiba looked at Nakahara Chuya pleadingly, and raised her hands together in front of her, with a hint of coquettishness in her voice.

"Mr. Chuya, come and help~"

Saying that, Bi-color eyes gave him a wink without hesitation.

This, who can stand this?

Nakahara Chuya's eyes flickered unnaturally, and he nodded helplessly.

He didn't say he wouldn't help at the beginning, did he?

"Mr. Nakaya, you are the best!"

Chiba cheered, with an unstoppable smile on her face.

"Then I'll prepare the box, Mr. Nakaya, you can just write a note, make it easy to reach and let them get back together w"

[it is good. ]

Nodding his head and agreeing to the job, Nakahara Nakata watched Chiba's jumping steps, looked back amusedly, and looked back at the piece of paper on which Chiba wrote a condition.

It's similar to "look at each other affectionately for 1 minute", this needs to be thought about carefully, since he himself has no experience in this kind of thing.

Having never been in a relationship before, he stared at the paper for a while before writing a few similar words below.

For example, [hug for 1 minute] [hold hands for 1 minute] [tell each other's good points]... This kind of words make people know that they are innocent and virginal at a glance.

Until Chiba found the small box and went back to the sofa, the condition did not add more for a long time.

"Let me see what you have written, Mr. Nakaya?"

Chiba bent down to get closer, and the conditions that caught her eyes made her silent for a while.

how to say……

She took a deep breath, and felt that the other party was worthy of being a pure love group, and she was extremely pure.

but--

"It's so easy."

Chiba righteously put the box aside, picked up a new pen and paper, and began to write ramblingly.

"After all, they are old couples and old wives. That alone is too elementary. No matter how you think about it, you have to go deeper to be useful."

While talking, Chiba wrote a few conditions in a smooth manner and showed them to Chuya Zhongyuan.

[Deep kiss for ten seconds] [Confession to one party]

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

I didn't say that, Chiba.

He stared at the satisfied Chiba without saying a word, and wrote the question of the soul sincerely with the force almost penetrating the back of the paper.

[Do you think the two of them form a deep kiss? ]

A person and a pig... Unknown person, kiss a ghost deeply, hello!

And what if... what if I accidentally draw... then wouldn't it be...

Wait, don't worry if you don't have a mouth!

The author has something to say: Sure enough, it was you, Zhongye, who was thinking more! (loud——)

Thank you to the little angel who voted for me as the overlord or the irrigation nutrient solution~ hug me and give me a kiss (づ￣3￣)づ

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Did you commit suicide today 8 bottles; I wish the world a healthy life and 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!