The Heart of a Smith

1.

Boss Lu went to the gym to pick up Xiao Lizi, and saw Li Sui's sweating male body through the glass in the rest area, and his breathing became heavier.

Ten minutes later, Li Sui came out wiping his sweat and found that no one was in the rest area.

"Excuse me, did you see the gentleman sitting here just now?"

"Huh? I was still here just now. I went to the bathroom."

So he had to wait, and after a while, Lu Shang came back.

Li Sui noticed that his face was flushed.

"Your face seems a little red and hot, do you have a fever?" Li Sui was shocked.

"No, the air conditioner is too hot." Lu Shang averted his eyes.

2.

When going to bed at night, Li Sui just hugged him obediently, and didn't do anything out of the ordinary.

Lu Shang carefully touched Li Sui's abdominal muscles, and was immediately stopped.

"What's wrong? Your hands are so cold, are you cold?"

"..."

It's not cold, but I want to sleep with you.

3.

The next day, when Li Sui went to work, Lu Shang closed the door of his study, secretly watching sex education action movies to do his homework, thinking, he shouldn't show timidity in front of his children.

While watching, I randomly replaced the protagonist in the picture and made up my mind, and there was a reaction.Boss Lu usually has amazing self-control, and he got angry continuously for the past two days, so he just sat there and waited silently for the fire to subside.

By the way, let's do the math, two people have expressed their love to each other for almost a month, and they only kissed twice, what is this?

This kid, why is he so disciplined all of a sudden, didn't he know how to take advantage of him before?

4.

At night, Lu Shang opened the drawer to take medicine, and found that the medicine jar was empty, so he had a plan, and there it is!

Lu Shang drove to the pharmacy, and turned around and around outside the door, until the security guard couldn't help but stare at him.

"Give me a bottle of aspirin and a box of condoms, give me a bottle of aspirin and a box of condoms, give me a bottle of aspirin and a box of condoms..." Lu Shang finally got out of the car, thinking silently as he walked.

As a result, he stepped through the door and said, "Give me a bottle of condoms."

Salesperson: "..."

Lu Shang: "..."

"Uh, there are no bottled condoms, do you want to see the boxed ones?" The salesperson suppressed a smile.

Lu Shang was silent for a moment and nodded.

"What size? Small, medium, large, and extra large."

Lu Shang recalled it carefully, and only came to one conclusion—how did he know, he hadn't seen it yet!

"Do you still need to remember your own size?" the salesperson asked in surprise.

"..."

Lu Shang had no choice but to remain silent.

The salesperson understood, but he didn't know what he understood, and smiled confusedly: "We have this kind of one-size-fits-all, which can be used by most people. Why don't you take it back and try it first? You'll know what size to buy after you drink it."

Lu Shang nodded, watched the salesperson pack the bags for him, and emphasized inexplicably, "I bought it for my friend."

Well, it's not deceiving, it's just missing a word, it's for my boyfriend.

The salesperson said "I understand, I understand everything", and continued to smile in confusion: "Now we are doing an event, buy two boxes and get a can of lubricant, do you want to participate?" "

At this time, a few middle-aged women came in from the pharmacy, and all of them looked at Lu Shang.

Lu Shang lowered his head and touched his nose: "Anything is fine, can you hurry up, I'm in a hurry."

5.

Everyone knows what happened that night.

6.

Somehow, Li Sui heard about it later, and since then, Lu Shang has never asked Lu Shang to buy these two things.

After all, one by one

Li Sui shook his head when he thought about it: "I didn't buy the right size at all."