[Sword Three] The tenant is a wolf

Hey, this seems to be the towel Li Yunzhuo used to wipe the water just now... Forget it, it's all wiped anyway!

The water basin was full, Ye Haoyu turned off the faucet, and poured plates, bowls, and chopsticks into it all at once, the water splashed all over the basin, and pots, pans and pans crackled.

"How much cleaning agent is poured, is one bottle enough? There are so many bowls, how about two bottles." Young Master Ye shook the bottle in his hand and thought seriously.

"Forgive me, young master," a muffled laugh came from behind, and Li Yunzhuo, a living man, appeared behind him silently, with a conniving and helpless face, "I have to admit that you are indeed an out-and-out pampered man." So, you don’t have to do these things in the future, just leave it to me.”

"No, I have to learn some life skills anyway, otherwise how can I get along in society in the future." Ye Haoyu twisted the bottle cap as he said, "As a house, if you can't even take care of your own life, how can you You can stay at home in peace.”

Li Yunzhuo had already walked to his side, reached out to take the cleaning agent, his obsidian-like eyes concealed indulgence: "You just need to be a young master who is loved and cared for, and you don't have to force yourself to adapt to others, just like you used to be."

Ye Haoyu was taken aback: "I used to be?"

"Yeah." Li Yunzhuo lowered his head to wash the dishes, "The name 'Ye Haoyu' is very famous in the Guanlan campus, and I knew the situation just by asking." "You even went to my school." Ye Haoyu tsk tsk , "Did you ask for it?"

"Of course not." He filtered the water through the tableware, and his cheeks showed no dead spots from every angle. "When I have nothing to do in the afternoon, I went to watch a basketball game on your campus."

"Basketball game." Light brown eyes fell on him, "The game this afternoon? I was there but I didn't see you. And the people in Yishan Campus said you were not on their team."

Li Yunzhuo immediately raised his eyes, and the smile in his eyes couldn't be more obvious: "I didn't expect the young master to care about me so much, and even asked about the situation of the basketball team."

"But they said they didn't have you, and they haven't heard your name before." Ye Haoyu said casually, "I probably remembered it wrong."

"That's because I've already left the team." Li Yunzhuo's hands were full of foam, he rubbed his fingers, and suddenly glanced at Ye Haoyu, the light in the dark pupils was weak, and there was a faint oppressive feeling, but He still showed a warm smile, and his tone was as friendly as before, "Why do you ask that, do you think I don't exist, lovely young master."

"You big living person stood in front of me and said you didn't exist? Could it be that what I saw was a ghost?" Young Master Ye laughed, and patted Li Yunzhuo's shoulder with his palm, "Okay, okay, hurry up and wash the dishes , don't wash it alone, teach me how to do it, thinking that when I asked for a roommate with full housework skills on the post bar, and the post was deleted, I was heartbroken. Fuck your grandma's stork and raccoon monkey, which made me even lively You can’t find a roommate who is cute and considerate... Fortunately, you are here! It’s not easy to find a roommate (jiu) who can share the rent and do housework these days! But then again, when will you To mow the lawn?"

"Tomorrow." After washing the last dish, Li Yunzhuo put them in the ultraviolet disinfection cabinet, "But I also want to know why your family is so rich, and you still have to run out to find someone to share the rent with."

The young master came prepared: "Experience life, improve sentiment, cultivate ability, and learn to make money."

"This is also a good idea." He used to wipe his hands with a towel, but Ye Haoyu pulled it over and changed it: "That one is used to wipe the table, you use this one!"

Li Yunzhuo looked at the chicken balls on the towel and nodded appreciatively: "Well, this one can be used for bathing."

What childish aesthetics is this person!

"Then I'll go wash up first. For the sake of my hard work today, don't cut off the water and electricity for me, young master."

"Go, go." Ye Haoyu stood downstairs and looked at Li Yunzhuo's enviable model-like figure when she went upstairs, bit her lip, turned and ran upstairs with a bottle of milk.

There are actually many definitions of a nerd, such as a work nerd, a computer nerd or a complete squat at home, but some nerds also have a relationship with acg.Especially in a society with such advanced information, it takes a matter of minutes for a virtual girlfriend to marry and go home.

Ye Haoyu likes anime, especially the super (hou) cute (gong) kind of animation, the kind of 36d bust loli is simply the welfare of otaku!The scene of the battle and so on, being sticky with my elder brother at home and so on, one bite of Oni sauce and responsiveness and so on!Ahem, in fact, he just wanted to take a screenshot to get fat... (idiot face)

So regardless of family history, how could a guy like him who likes soft girls, big breasts, and brother-controlled girls like guys... Humph, bah, the topic is getting too far.

As a cute (wei) cute (suo) otaku, the last thing he wants is for others to know this side of him, because when they hear the word otaku, people will basically think of a good-for-nothing guy with glasses, and the one who has a relationship with acg The nerd has become a middle-aged bald, pot-bellied, loli-loving, perverted, good-for-nothing guy with glasses.Don't ask him how he knew, isn't it written like this in the comics!Even if he was killed, he would not be able to do such a thing that ruined his own image.

Tsk.and.

Ye Jingyu hates virtual idols the most, and she must not let him discover her hobbies.

Ye Haoyu squatted in front of the screen wearing a wide jumper, gnawing on chocolate beans and watching the horror scene of two big-breasted loli cutting each other with resentment.This is the data he got from the flea market. The boss said it was a sensational animation more than 100 years ago.

Hmph, what's so good about being a scumbag, a guy with low IQ and EQ who can only use low-level thinking, why did two beautiful girls, Xiyuan Temple World and Gui Yanye, sacrifice themselves one after another, and there is a group of spare harem who miss him so much, Fight each other? !His whole family really exploded!Fortunately, the ending was good, but Gui Yanye was poor, and the world became the biggest winner.

Even having such a girlfriend is quite scary, Ye Haoyu turned cold, and suddenly thought of my wife Yuno holding a hatchet, this is the strange woman in the anime!The originator of sickness!

Ah, it’s scary to think about girlfriends _(:3)∠)_

The empty milk bottle was thrown on the ground, Ye Haoyu posted it for a while and then opened the post bar, the post she posted the day before yesterday seemed to be pushed up again, hanging alone on the front page, the other posts were all begging the community to get involved Please introduce the cute stickers of seniors and juniors.

Why are people so unreserved nowadays!The world is going down, the world is going down!

Young Master Ye thought so bitterly, and then replied to a post made by a school girl asking for help from her senior.

"Hello, junior, I'm a senior in your finance department. If you have any questions you don't understand, you can ask us, but before that, I have a question..."

"I loved it. Don't date, uncle, we don't date."

Downstairs, a row of good-hearted boys brushed up on the posts.

"Mom, I actually want to ask if the landlord has big breasts."

This time it was the host who replied: "Heavenly hot, are senior brothers so scary! ⊙﹏⊙"

"The one who is so cute must be the blue boy!"

"No, I'm the cute Lu child! Brother, don't tease others like this. ≧﹏≦"

Bah, such a cute girl must have flat chest regardless of gender.Ye Haoyu, who suddenly lost interest, was silent in the upper right corner, and then flipped through her own post. There were still people leaving messages below saying to contact him, but they all seemed to be on the sidelines.

Forget it, he is not in a hurry now, with Li Yunzhuo here, he can share some of the burden.

The phone flashed suddenly, and there was a private message standing in front of his eyes.

"≧﹏≦Senior brother, I am the host just now! I have a problem and I want to discuss it with you. If you see it, come back to me q_q."

"So what's the matter, girl?"

"Speaking of which, I always feel that senior brother, your painting style has changed suddenly... Where is that cute senior brother just now?! o(╯口╰)o"

"Because you have poor breasts."

"It's really good to say it so openly! ≧﹏≦"

"So what the hell are you trying to say? ←_←"

"(⊙o⊙) Oh! It's like this! I have a classmate who wants to share a room with someone! Just saw your post brother! Can you let me visit tomorrow! *^o^*"

"Yes, yes, but I want to make sure, is that classmate of yours a boy? Come here, girl, please reveal your bust."

"I knew you were asking that, senior brother, so I said it was my classmate who wanted to rent a house (>^w^<) but actually I was coming. The reaction of senior brother is so cute, hehehe."

Fuck? !Poor tits, are you fucking kidding me? !The last 'huh huh' has several meanings!

"Quickly praise me for being smart! (╯3╰)"

"You're smart, brother-in-law! How can a girl run out and share a room with a boy she doesn't know!"

The other party's avatar is grayed out, and the online time is within one hour.

"Phew." Throwing away the phone coolly, Ye Haoyu continued to eat chocolate beans. Girls are really courageous now. She wants to run over and share a room with a boy by herself. In the spirit of humanitarianism, he must sternly refuse. , Who told her to have poor breasts, hum. ╭(╯^╰)╮Well, watch another episode of anime and sleep.Ye Haoyu was thinking about lying on Saber's wool pillow, and fell asleep after watching it for a short time. Today is really too tired.

"Okay, this angle is just right! Call it a day!" It was already one o'clock in the morning, and there was still a large row of lights on the third playground of the Guanlan Campus of S University, and the entire auditorium was illuminated like daytime.

The boys who stayed on the field began to pack up the equipment and dismantle the scaffolding, while the girls cleaned up the rubbish on the ground and tidied up the scene.