Calculate the general ledger with the flood

——It's a pity that I'm not a woman, otherwise everything will be fine if you just let me fall in love with you.At that time, I will force you to only be "one couple for a lifetime", otherwise I will make heaven and earth and torture you to death.

I said to the main character very darkly.

——Yes, you are not a woman.I don't know why someone wears a flower on their head all day.

—I'm still wearing a big red jacket.You don't want to learn this kind of square dance songs in the high-dimensional world, okay?

That being said, I am also not satisfied with my character image.This is not a prehistoric pot, but a keynote set for me in the Romance of the Gods: the head is tied with two buns, the face is yellow and the body is thin, and two flowers are worn on the topknot.

Those who didn't know it thought it was talking about Grandma Liu, the head of the village, that a mole could be attached to a matchmaker.

——Be serious, I'm going to slap you in the face and break the story.If you continue to talk nonsense like this, be careful not to be flooded by readers' complaints.

——Hey, I thought readers came to this article to see our nonsense.It seems that I misunderstood. Could it be that they want to see me, the protagonist, domineering and tyrannical?

——Don't be narcissistic, I can't stand being a villain anymore.Although your cucumber diplomacy sounds very poisonous, it is still difficult for me to crack it.Can't set off a wave of feminist movements in the wild, calling for monogamy?

——It’s not your turn to do it, is it?Hongjun Daozu appointed Haotian to marry the Queen Mother, do you think he is promoting monogamy?

——Speaking of this, according to the author's pissing nature, you and Zu Wu can pull out the growth of cultivation base, so is there any merit reward for marrying three wives?

——Haha, you discovered all of this.That's right, this novel also has the setting of three marriages between heaven, earth and man.Cut, what three marriages, isn't it just an excuse for the protagonist to marry a wife?Why is there no heaven, earth and man three farts?According to the plot, my elder brother Di Jun married Xi He, Ying Tian married.I married Houtu, who is in charge of reincarnation in the underworld, and I should marry on the ground.I married Nuwa, the Holy Mother of Creation, and should be married.

——What is Xuan Ming?Dowry the eldest maid?

——Basically, the kind of dowry sisters.It sounds like a supermarket discount buy one get one free.

—I feel sorry for her.Is this the first marriage in the prehistoric era where everyone was blessed?Is there any extra merit?

——Uh, it doesn't seem to be. I speculate that the author still wants to order Bilian.

——Hey, let me tell you, the author is really timid, afraid of being sprayed to death by readers.Otherwise, he could have a five-element marriage, gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, five marriages, gold with the Queen Mother of the West, wood with Nuwa, water with Xuanming, fire with Xihe, and earth with Houtu.

——According to your deduction, maybe one day you can see "gossip marriage", "Tiangang Disha 360 marriage", "[-] five-week star marriage" and so on.Hey, just thinking about it makes my waist go soft.

——The first Hunyuan saint with kidney deficiency since the beginning of the world is also very touching.Protagonist, maybe you will be the first impotent person in Honghuang.In order to warn the prehistoric beings to take care of their bodies and practice with peace of mind, the great merits of the heavens are made known to them.Then you can work together with Lao Tzu to refine the first aphrodisiac medicine after the Lich's calamity.Maybe the way of heaven will send down merits again to encourage all living beings after the catastrophe to work harder to create new lives and so on.

——Villain, you are so filthy, do you have the nerve to wear Taoist Zhunti's skin?

——As the number one wretched and shameless despicable person in the wild, can't I insult you a few words?

——If you have energy, you might as well think about business.Let me tell you, the reason Nuwa has a good impression of me is because during the Dragon and Phoenix Tribulation, some high-ranking members of the Dragon Clan wanted to arrest her.In the end, I was rescued.But the first time I met you was when the Heavenly Court was established, later than when I saved Nuwa.In other words, it's too late for you to prevent the situation on her side.

——No way, who told me that this villain can only enter the story when the protagonist meets me for the first time.But you haven't hooked up with Houtu yet, have you?

—Not yet.The plot instructions said that after the Liches had disputes, the ancestors and queens were merciful and worried that all living beings would have nowhere to go after death, and then I, a person who was equally sympathetic, appeared and hit it off with her, creating the Six Realms of Reincarnation and engaging in feelings along the way.

——Okay, don't say any more, I'm so disgusted that I'm going to vomit.It is said that all living beings are equal and reincarnation of life and death is the concept of our Buddhism.I might as well go ahead and pick up some back soil.

——I'm afraid not, Zhunti has never had this kind of thought in all the novels of Honghuangliu. If you do this, the story will restart.

——That allowed me to reorganize my thinking from the beginning.If you want to destroy the protagonist's goal, you must first interrupt the connection between the monster race, the human race, and the witch race.When Nuwa created man, she wanted to prevent you from interfering.When reincarnation is reincarnated, you must also be prevented from giving advice.

——Yes, but you must have a perfectly reasonable excuse and the strength to stop me.If you haven't become a saint, I'm afraid you can't do it.

——In addition, I must destroy the luck of the monster clan, such as instigating ten days to go out together.

——Yes, but since I am the protagonist, I must have precautions against this.

——It’s such a troublesome thing to say, this doesn’t work and that doesn’t work, let me go back and think about it.

—Okay, let me think about it too.But don't expect too much, there must be a limit to the precision score, thinking about things that are too complicated will be discovered by the surface consciousness.When the time comes to shuffle this story and start over, we will be out of luck.

Having cut off the connection with the protagonist, I am planning to withdraw from the state of fundamental consciousness and concentrate all my energy on my current character.

Suddenly, a burst of inexplicable fragments of high-dimensional information poured into my fundamental consciousness.

It's very strange, I didn't break the story, how could there be so much information about the high-dimensional world popping up all of a sudden?

This wave of information fragments is completely a tsunami torrent, and the momentum of the impact is extremely violent, turning into a vortex, sweeping my entire fundamental consciousness in it.The strong dizziness made me feel almost "black in front of my eyes" at the level of consciousness - interruption of consciousness.

A cold glass door closed in front of me.

I am an actor.As for the name, you don't need to know it.Because I have always firmly believed that a qualified actor should let the audience remember his role, not his own name.

No, I'm not the star you think I am, and the world of show business is very different now than it was decades ago.

What's different?Oops, it's a long story to explain.Where to start... By the way, we have to start with the simulation system——

The advent of the simulation system has greatly changed people's way of life.The government, military, criminal investigation and other fields have introduced the simulation system to assist the work.There are also a few rich people who have installed this kind of equipment in their homes.However, due to the high price and bulky size, the popularization of personalized simulation systems is still far away.

Now, this system is beginning to be introduced into showbiz.The scripts of a large number of movies and TV dramas are simulated by it, and then special equipment is used to record video data for post-editing and soundtracking.The performance location of the actors has also been transferred from the studio to the simulation system.

Time Travel Film and Television Company, a company dedicated to the film and television adaptation of network time travel novels, came into being.This company has no stars or famous directors, but with its keen grasp of market opportunities, it has become a rising star in the industry.

Speaking of this, I think you are already very clear.That's right, I'm an actor in the prehistoric team of Traveling Film and Television Company.A villain character actor, to be precise.Didn't understand?Then let me explain again.

The Hong Huang Group is the crew responsible for the film and television adaptation of Hong Huang Liu's novels.The job of us actors is to use the simulation system to play various roles in countless novels of traveling through the wilderness.

As for the villain actor... Since he is an actor, it is inevitable that he will have a fixed role.Many people actually play the same type of characters in different novel worlds, and I am no exception-specially responsible for playing the villains of the wild.

Since "Buddha is the Tao", I joined the Honghuang group and started to play the villain, and now I have become a senior veteran in the group.The role of Villain One has always been my exclusive.

"Prehistoric! It seems very hot!"

Maybe this is everyone's first reaction when they hear the above introduction?You probably think that the group I came to has been promoted to the rank of veteran again, so it can be said that it is over the top, right?Or just be famous?

Unfortunately, that's not the case.It has been a long time since the ratings of Honghuangliu film and television dramas have been sluggish.

Companies are brutally competitive.When the upper management found that the income of the Honghuang group was not satisfactory, the funds provided to the Honghuang group began to shrink, and the salaries of our actors dropped again and again.The most terrible thing is that the number of simulation cabins for the simulation system has also been reduced.Not having enough simulation pods meant that the actors couldn't connect to the simulation system and couldn't participate in the show.This move forced many actors to quit.Although the simulation system can also generate characters, these characters are no different from game npcs from decades ago. The background of passers-by is still so-so. If they are the main characters, they cannot meet the audience's requirements.

To be honest, it is normal for Hong Huangliu to be in a downturn.On the one hand, the audience transformed from Internet readers already likes the new and dislikes the old.Think of the older misty streams, all but forgotten.On the other hand, Honghuangliu really can't write anything new.The audience has read many prehistoric novels and has become very smart.Seeing the protagonist appear on the stage, one can almost guess the next move.

As the elder of the group, my position is not threatened for the time being.And I can only act in this type of world, and the word job-hopping has never been taken into consideration.

You said that as long as you persist to the end, you will always have the last laugh?Yes, I thought so too.

I never expected that even with such thoughts, my career would come to an end...

boom!

I closed my suitcase and walked out of Hong Huang's office.

The simulation cabin that belongs to me has been dismantled, and the personnel department canceled my identity card yesterday, and I can no longer enter this office.

Looking back at the glass electronic door of the studio closed in front of me, only the protagonist is still inside, alone, guarding a lonely simulation cabin.He waved me goodbye: "Bye, villain."

"Take care, protagonist." I was depressed.The eye sockets are a little sore.

His real name is not "Protagonist", but because he is an actor who is specially in charge of playing the protagonist of Honghuang novels, all colleagues in the studio call him that.In the same way, I am called a "villain" because I have played the role of villain all the year round.

Thinking of this, my mood is even more depressed-people who used to call him and me that way have now left this group and this studio.Perhaps, just now was the last time I heard the terms "protagonist" and "villain".

"Oh, how did you get to where you are now?"

I sighed, and finally took a longing look at this familiar group studio.As a competent actor, the roles played in the past few years and the world of novels he participated in began to emerge from the depths of his mind, as vivid as new...

and many more.

Is this my experience?

Is this me?