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It is indeed unbelievable that Yuanshi Tianzun and Laozi can come together.Because the personality gap between the two of them is not smaller than the gap between Yuanshi Tianzun and Tongtian Jiaozhu.Lao Tzu is quiet and inactive, he doesn't care about everything, Yuan Shi Tianzun cares about everything, and basically asks him about matters big and small in the teaching.

If you want to make an analogy, Lao Tzu is the king of a constitutional monarchy in the high-dimensional world, and the leader of the human religion is a completely false name.Yuanshi Tianzun was the emperor who monopolized power in the ancient feudal society, and he was also a talented and ambitious emperor like Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.

It's good or bad to hang out with this kind of boss.The good thing is that he is more aggressive, always wanting to make something new...always wanting to do something big.If you follow him, you will be honored.In addition, people like Yuanshi Tianzun who like to do things all by themselves tend to protect their weaknesses, so even if we suffer a little loss, we will end up with a good end in the end.

The bad thing is that Yuanshi Tianzun worried too much and wanted to take care of everything, so that his subordinates asked for instructions early and reported late, and always felt that they couldn't let go of their hands and feet to do things.You can count, Yuanshi Tianzun's appearance frequency in Fengshenyanyi is higher than that of Taoist Zhunti. Either the disciples asked him for help, or he himself did it himself.It is estimated that if a person like Yuanshi Tianzun goes to the mortal world as a general and leads the army to fight, he will definitely be the kind of person who will have to ask about the punishment of several army sticks.

Huh?Why does it sound familiar, like a certain Prime Minister Zhuge from the high-dimensional world.That village woman also took care of trivial matters and took care of everything...

I seem to have discovered the second reason for finding Tang Guoqiang to play Yuanshi Tianzun.Tsk tsk, the water in here is so deep.

So, when you are Yuanshi Tianzun's subordinate, don't feel troublesome. If you encounter something, talk to him quickly, and he will feel happy that you value him.

Sure enough, I reported to Yuanshi Tianzun about Taoist Duobao sending the Hunyuan Jade Talisman.Sitting on the Babaoyun bed, the big boss pinched his fingers and counted for a while, one three makes three, two three three three, 666 six... Finally nodded in approval and said: "That's right, you can't use the old method of breaking the formation. You It is a prudent move to come back to find me in time, lest the disciples suffer for nothing."

Then he pondered for a long while, and took out the magic treasure Pangu banner at the bottom of the box: "The Ten Juejiao Formation was originally arranged according to the number of the ten heavenly stems, A, B, C, D, E, Ji, Geng, Xin, Ren, and Gui, which contain the mystery of the five elements of yin and yang, are now connected by the Hunyuan jade talisman, which circulates back and forth, endlessly, returning to the source and returning to the infinite. .”

Yuanshi Tianzun said a lot of mysterious and mysterious content, what does it mean?It's probably saying, this Hunyuan Jade Talisman is awesome, it has upgraded the Ten Jue Formation - everything about Heavenly Stems, Yin-Yang and Five Elements has been kneaded together and reversed back to an almost chaotic state.But, don't be afraid, my Pangu Banner is specially used to break through chaos, and it was not easy to delineate Yin and Yang back then.

"In the past, Pangu created the heaven and the earth. He used the Pangu flag to clear the turbidity, and the Taiji map to fix the earth's fire, water and wind. It was only a few days before Chi Jingzi left the Taiji map in the formation, and it was time to use this treasure to break the formation. I didn't get the approval of the big brother. , Ten Heavens Lord can’t move it. After you enter the battle, first find the Taiji diagram, and use it together with the Pangu Banner, it will have a miraculous effect.” Yuanshi Tianzun continued.

I understand.Didn't the ten great formations return to chaos and thought it was very powerful?Okay, I will repeat the process of Pangu opening the sky.First use the Pangu flag to separate the yin and yang, and then use the Taiji diagram to fix the four phenomena of earth, fire, water, and wind.Let's see what else you can do?Are you worried that Shi Tianjun uses Taiji diagram to deal with the teaching?I think too much, I have identity authentication on it, without the administrator identity he lent, I can’t use Taijitu, don’t worry.

"Ru quickly go to the Palace of Eight Views, senior brother, please lend you a sensory jade talisman so that you can find the whereabouts of the Taiji diagram in the Ten Jue Formation." Yuanshi Tianzun paused, and handed me a piece of jade slip, "Chijingzi Mana Power Insufficient, it is because the power of the Taiji Diagram cannot be exerted, so the treasure is lost. I am teaching you the technique of mana combined attack, combining everyone's mana into one, and controlling the second treasure of opening the sky."

"Thank you teacher for your guidance." I took the jade slip with both hands respectfully and exited the hall.

If I were Yuanshi Tianzun, I would do the same.Now the Twelve Golden Immortals are unscathed, and I have no excuse to show up with my old face, so I can only rely on magic weapons.

Lao Tzu was even more generous than I imagined. He directly ordered Master Xuandu to lend me the Lidi Yanguang Banner, saying that there was a Taiqing Lingyin in it, which would naturally guide us to find the Taiji Diagram.Admit it, Elder Taiqing.You must have already decided in your heart that Yuanshi Tianzun won the victory, so you borrowed the magic weapon so readily.I feel sorry for the leader of Tongtian, and if my father doesn't love my mother or my mother, I will cut myself off from the people.

Well, I'm not mistaken, it's Master Xuandu.You said there is still a "big" word?This can't be done, otherwise you will become a Xuandu mouth mage.If it looks like this, it suddenly becomes capitalized dirty, Master Xuandukou, is mouth a verb?Who is the mage?Is it a certain profession in Western Fantasy?Or is Xuandu a mouth escape mage?

Although mouth escape is a must-have skill for the protagonist, it seems that Honghuangliu really doesn't have this routine.The strongest faction in the prehistoric world seems to be the villain Western religion, and people say things like "golden tongue with golden lotus", "supernatural powers on the lips", "confusing all living beings", "confusing black and white" and so on.

Hehe, maybe the author's cultural level can't even write a seemingly reasonable euphemism?It's just something like "you can shake your lips and tongue, and you can see the truth under your hands", "what you say is useless, you have to do it again", and then start to describe a battle plot that is nothing to watch.

"Don't be naughty", "I've done it once", "I'm not a good man", "a chicken and a dog" and "turning into ashes" are definitely the top five popular lines of the protagonist of the prehistoric period.The most ridiculous thing is "turning into Huihui", what is Huihui, is your dog's pet name?It sounds a little cute.

Even if the author doesn't say "Ashes fly into smoke", at least seriously type "Turn into fly ash"?I admit that these four words are a bit convoluted for people in some places, but this is not the difficulty of "gray fertilizer will turn black when played", and it is not the reason for your typo.

What's more, it's fine to make a typo in a work, but the following series of prehistoric novels are copied like this!You guys don't use your brains when you type, or what?Do you think Huihui is a fake character?Well, when you think about handjobs, it does look like fake characters-does the Internet have fake characters?So "drip" is also a false ""?

Good, good, this kind of person is still free to play handjob, don't come out to write.