[Venom] You look delicious

Eddie couldn't remember how he rode his bike home. When he leaned on the cold washstand and looked at himself in the mirror, he still felt that it was a beautiful dream. There seemed to be countless soft clouds under his feet. The cold white mirror lights are like bright fireworks on New Year's Eve, and the venom that comes out at some point is as cute and amiable as a little angel.

[Damn. 】Venom looked unappetizing, 【Do you have a tumor in your brain Eddie.The speed you were driving just now was astonishing. If I didn't help you, are you planning to let Aliya go to the grave to meet you? 】

"Get lost." Eddie scolded him with a soft voice, as gentle as if he was talking to a lover.

[I don't remember you being a shy person... You acted like you were possessed by the devil in front of Aliya. 】

"..." Eddie turned to look at him.

[Oh...] Venom laughed softly, [Aren't I a little angel? 】

"What do you remember? I'm afraid we only met last year, buddy."

[I know everything. ] Venom snorted maliciously, 【Your brain is mine. 】

It's okay not to mention some things, but once you talk about it, it's like dominoes.It's okay for Venom to learn things through his memory, and he can barely accept his dating or one-night stand experience... Even if he minds, it can't be helped.But——Eddie took a breath of cold air: "Just now, Alia and I...you..." Eddie felt that the words were full of indescribable abnormality, "How do you feel?"

【How do you feel? 】Venom's lower limit and shame are things that never existed, 【I told you the first time we met...cute baby, she looks delicious. 】

He grinned his razor-sharp fangs, [...it smells really good too. 】

"..." Eddie couldn't describe his weird and complicated mood now.In fact, he has always regarded Venom as a talkative buddy, and he has long been used to being with another person in his life, sharing all his experiences and even memories.He wouldn't kill to say he "liked" the slimy alien creature, but it would be impossible for him to see Venom, which couldn't survive on Earth alone, in danger.

To describe it in a more humanized way, it's like he has a second personality, but the venom is always online with him.There is a voice whispering in your brain every day, and it will come out to control your body from time to time... This setting seems scary and weird at first, but Eddie has fully accepted it and got used to it.Usually, there are jokes about running trains with venom all over the place, and there is no limit to the nasty talk. It is even a bit flattering to live with this equipment that can chat and fight 24 hours a day.

...It's because he's been single for so long that his mind is really out of whack.

Eddie even found that he didn't think there was a problem because the matter itself was weird, but that he started to think about it from the perspective of ordinary people.

This fucking is totally threesome.

Eddie in front of Venom dared to say anything directly, lest the stupid alien misunderstand what he meant.He couldn't help sighing, turned his head to look at Venom and said, "I just kissed the lips of the girl I love, and licked her tongue and teeth," he asked very calmly, "I mean this, how do you feel?"

【You idiot.How did you feel when I took a bullet outside? 】

"no feelings."

[Then how can I feel when you kiss someone outside? 】

"...Okay," Eddie said, "let's end this topic and pretend we haven't talked about it."

[Smelly man. 】Venom scolded him with the nouns he just learned from the TV series yesterday.

Eddie stopped what he was doing and suddenly became curious, "Speaking of which, do you have a gender?"

【What? ? ] Venom flew into a rage, 【Are you fucking looking down on me?Confuse me with lowly creatures like those sea cucumbers and sea worms! ? 】

"I don't. So do you have sex?"

【What do you think? 】Venom asked him sullenly.

Eddie sensed a murderous intent very alertly, "Uh...boy?"

Venom sneered.

"But I don't think you have sex organs." Eddie added sincerely.

[We don't need to reproduce sexually. 】Venom does not know where the sense of superiority comes from, 【Unlike you humans...hum】

"Then sea cucumbers and sea worms are actually—"

[You say one more word,] the venom is approaching him, [I will let Aliya open her eyes when you meet tomorrow. 】

Eddie: "Shut up."

An awkward silence hung in the air for a moment.

"So you're male?"

[Damn! ! !I am male!I am a man!Are you satisfied? ? 】Venom roared, the thunderous bass made Eddie gasp, 【Hurry up and end this damn topic! 】

……

It turns out that venom is really not a good thing.

The next day, the two met at McLaren's bar.Eddie got up to get the next round of drinks, only to return in a matter of seconds, only to see Alicia looking around curiously.

"I felt someone tap my shoulder," the cute girl tilted her head in confusion, "but there's no one behind me."

"..." A bastard in Eddie's mind was laughing triumphantly, "Illusion?"

Mr. Bullock was talking quietly with Miss Alicia, head to head.

"Eddie," Aliya turned her head suddenly, and after searching for a while, she didn't see a ghost, "Someone seemed to be touching my hair just now."

"...It's me." Eddie smiled, "Are you scared?"

[It's me,] says the old subwoofer bastard, [Scared? 】

Aliya couldn't stop laughing at the jokes he told, and suddenly felt something wet and cold rubbing against her right cheek.This time, without further ado, she stood up and searched around, and even got under the table to check.

"Do you have such creatures as Smurfs in New York?" Arya asked him very seriously.

No.But there is a dark, sticky, immoral, idiot alien parasite who has no lower limit.Eddie watched some scumbag come out and lick his girl in one swift motion, so fast and expertly done, he slipped back in slickly just as he was about to grab it.

"It's still me," said the blame man, maintaining his handsome, handsome and lovely face, "There seems to be something shiny on your face, and I wiped it off for you."

"? I don't remember anything shiny in makeup."

"But baby," Eddie said, curling up his beautiful eyes, "you really shine in my eyes."

"……Well."