Insect Simulation Master [Comprehensive Martial Arts]

After a cup of tea, Zhui Ming finally understood Lin Xiaoxiao's logic. She sent Xiao Mimi over to be his credit, while she herself received the reward of 1000 taels.

By the way, I have to return the 50 taels of gold that I owed her back then.

Chasing Life: Is it worthy of being Lin Xiaoxiao?

However, although it is a bit weird to use people as gifts, it is indeed a good gift for a justice-minded police officer. After all, Xiao Mimi is one of the top ten villains. If it is easy to catch, the top ten villains will be He wouldn't have walked the rivers and lakes for so many years with such an arrogant name.

In view of the fact that Zhui Ming has been lying on the bed or lying on this recliner for so many days, which can be described as a boring mushroom, Lin Xiaoxiao sat on the side and chatted about her recent wonderful life without knowing it.

Such as fake treasure maps, such as Xiao Mimi's group of soft-legged male concubines, such as her gambling game with Xuanyuan Sanguang a few days ago.

Divine doctor Xue was tending her own herbs in the yard, didn't say much, just listened quietly.He is definitely well-known in the Jianghu world. Not only is he honored as a genius doctor, but he is even nicknamed 'Hell King's Enemy', which is enough to show his superb medical skills.

However, although he himself is very talented in medical skills, he claimed that he already had a teacher, but the master drove away all the apprentices. He has a stubborn personality and is unwilling to ask others to be his teacher, so he thought of a way.

People in the Jianghu came to him to cure diseases and save lives, and he didn't need money, they just asked him to do a trick, and exchanged martial arts for cures, accumulated over the years. , although his martial arts are not top-notch, his range of martial arts is very wide.

But also because he is not proficient in martial arts, and he is a genius doctor who doesn't like to move places, so naturally he can't take part in any major events, basically things happen, he doesn't know, when the matter is over, someone comes to him He didn't know such a thing until he was cured and saved lives.

That's why Miracle Doctor Xue liked listening to stories. While turning over the dried herbs from time to time, he listened to Lin Xiaoxiao's stories, and he enjoyed himself a lot.

Zhui Ming on the other side was heartbroken and surprised when he heard that.

"How long has it been since you have encountered so many things?"

"Isn't the rivers and lakes so wonderful?"

Lin Xiaoxiao looked at him while eating the pastry.

"makes sense."

Jianghu is a place where sometimes people feel that there is only intrigue, and sometimes they feel that they have to go.After chasing his life and recuperating for so long, his heart longed to fly out.He looked at the sky and sighed.

"Hey, if Doctor Xue hadn't said that I would have to take care of this injury for a few more days."

"I've been raising it for two months, and you still want to raise it? You are too imaginary."

There is no choice but to pursue life.

"I suffered such a serious injury, and I am completely stupid, but it is strange that you recovered so quickly."

"Then how about I teach you a few tricks?"

Lin Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows.

Just when she wanted to assure her that the earthworm Dafa was well, there was a hasty knock on the door.

"Junior Jin Jiuling asks to see Miracle Doctor Xue, is Miracle Doctor Xue at home?!"

Lin Xiaoxiao looked up immediately when she heard this.

Jin Jiuling?

Why is he here?

Chasing his life was also a little puzzled, because Jin Jiuling, as his junior, has excellent martial arts and temperament, so it is rare for him to be in such an anxious situation.

The servant had already gone to open the door, and Lin Xiaoxiao followed curiously to see what was going on.

When the door opened, she froze for a moment.

[Fuck, where did the Hulk come from, did he go to the wrong set? 】

There were two people standing at the door, one was Jin Jiuling, he was still wearing first-class brocade clothes, and he was holding a valuable fan, but what kind of thing was he supporting?

It was swollen like a big fat man, his facial features were all crowded together, and he was covered in green and green, just like the pirated green fat man figure of a certain treasure that Lin Xiaoxiao had seen.

The system is speechless.

[What Hulk, this is Lu Xiaofeng, okay! 】

Lin Xiaoxiao thought it was bad, Lu Xiaofeng was such a lecherous and bastard, only his face could make her laugh, and she reluctantly made him his friend.

But what is the situation now?

That handsome face makes people feel good when they see it. Even if he did something asshole, he couldn't bear to slap his handsome face?

What's the matter with this big steamed bun face that seems to have been added with too much spinach juice? !

Miracle doctor Xue hurried over, seeing this tragic situation, he was also very surprised.

"Is this poisoned? Send it to the house quickly."

The green steamed bun Lu Xiaofeng was weakly supported by Jin Jiuling, his eyes that were squeezed to the point where there were only slits were a little surprised, and he opened his mouth like a gossamer.

"Lin Xiaoxiao?"

That familiar voice made Lin Xiaoxiao feel like being struck by lightning. This pirated version of the fat green guy is really Lu Xiaofeng!

"it's me."

She hurried to the other side of Lu Xiaofeng, reached out to support him, and helped Jin Jiuling get him into the house.

Lu Xiaofeng, who used to be physically fit, turned into Lu Xiaofeng plus.Lying on the bed is like a lump of unknown green life.

Lin Xiaoxiao told herself, this is Lu Xiaofeng, her friend, as a friend, how can she despise him as ugly at this time?this is not right!

But no matter how much psychological construction she did, when she saw the miserable green face with swollen facial features squeezed together, Lin Xiaoxiao couldn't help but think that she chose to be a principled face dog.

Unfortunately, her conscience does not allow it.

Standing by the bed, she watched the handsome face of her little friend who had been cheated and abducted together turn into such a ghostly look.Can't help but mourn and indignantly.

"Who made your face like this? Don't you know that you rely on your face for food? Tell me who it is, and I won't let him go!"

Everything else is fine, but what is relying on face to make money? What kind of person do you think he is in your heart?

Lu Xiaofeng lay on the bed weakly, stretched out his hand to check the pulse of Master Xue.He didn't want to ignore Lin Xiaoxiao.If he was a little surprised when he saw Lin Xiaoxiao before, now he just feels that he is unlucky.

How can one or two of the children nowadays be so scary.

Jin Jiuling next to him explained to everyone.

To put it simply, the two good friends who happened to meet on the road were very happy. It happened that these two guys were still romantic guys, so the two hit it off and went to drink flower wine immediately.

Of course, they were really just drinking and chatting, but these two guys felt that when they were drinking, accompanied by a beautiful girl with a gentle voice, the wine would instantly become fine wine.The sound of silk and bamboo in my ears is also like fairy music.

Lin Xiaoxiao turned her perspective and felt that the girls accompanying these two guys should also be very happy. After all, there are really not many such good-looking and rich people who are taken advantage of.

If he was just drinking and chatting in the room, of course Lu Xiaofeng would not be able to become like this, the reason why he became like this is because he was nosy again.

Because he drank a lot of wine, he came back from the hut, only to see a little girl who looked like five or six years old hiding on the beam of the corridor, which frightened him.

The little girl begged him pitifully, and if someone asked, she said she didn't see him.

Who is Lu Xiaofeng? He is the most nosy guy, so he naturally agreed.

Lin Xiaoxiao felt that she could already guess what happened next.

"So he was poisoned by the person who caught the little girl?"

"Do not."

Jin Jiuling's expression was a bit complicated.

"He was poisoned by that little girl."

At that time, Lu Xiaofeng thought that the little girl was captured, the brothel, the little girl, plus escape and arrest, it was really easy for people to imagine a poor girl who was trapped in a brothel for some reason and wanted to escape.

But in fact, things are more troublesome than this.

Because the little girl has nothing to do with the brothel at all, she hid here deliberately from people, and those people seem to be members of the Xingxiu sect. As we all know, the Xingxiu sect members are vicious and vicious, and their poisonous methods are hard to guard against.

It was inevitable that Lu Xiaofeng and Jin Jiuling felt a bit restrained when fighting them in the brothel, but the little girl probably saw that they were at a disadvantage, so she turned her back and ran behind the group of people with short legs, calling out to them "brothers and sisters" it's so sweet

They even beat her up, saying that Lu Xiaofeng and Jin Jiuling had perverted thoughts about her and deliberately kidnapped her!

Hearing this, the eyes of the other people hiding in the brothel changed immediately.

Can Lu Xiaofeng and Jin Jiuling bear this?

Not to mention the slander to their taste, if they let this group of people go like this, then the news that Lu Xiaofeng and Jin Jiuling actually like little girls in their hearts will spread throughout the country the next day.

If they are arranged by someone with a heart, it is estimated that they will become a big beast with a human face and a beast heart!

So Lu Xiaofeng immediately flew over to grab that little girl and explain clearly, and then Jin Jiuling saw that little girl waved her small hand, and there was a pile of green smoke.

Caught off guard, Lu Xiaofeng immediately inhaled a little powder, and it turned green after a while, more than just a miserable word.

After Jin Jiuling finished speaking, Miracle Doctor Xue had almost completed the diagnosis.

This poison is not very poisonous, Lu Xiaofeng didn't inhale too much, it just looks scary, but it's actually not serious, the main effect of this poison is to stagnate the internal energy.According to the situation, I can recover on my own in about two or three days, and I don't even need to take medicine.

Lu Xiaofeng only wants to know one thing, when will his handsome face recover.

Divine doctor Xue looked at his big miserable green face with a bitter expression, the corners of his mouth could not help but his beard could not help shaking. "This... it takes two or three days to reduce the swelling, but it may take five or six days longer for the green color to disappear completely."

In other words, for five or six days, he would have to wear an indigo face?

Lu Xiaofeng felt that he was getting weaker.

Lin Xiaoxiao couldn't help sniggering, she covered her mouth and said.

"Although you don't need to take the medicine, I think you'd better go to the temple and ask the master to help you get rid of bad luck."

How unlucky is it to encounter such an indiscriminate disaster?

Lu Xiaofeng squinted his eyes and looked at the roof: ... autistic.JPG

The Xingxiu sect is notorious in Jianghu.

Ding Chunqiu, the head of the Xingxiu Sect, is not an easy person to get along with. His poisonous kung fu makes people shudder, and the transformation kung fu is even more powerful.

He created the Xingxiu sect by himself and called himself the old fairy Xingxiu. Of course, those who hated him secretly called him the old monster Xingxiu.It's just that few people dare to scold him in front of him.

Because his martial arts are really powerful and terrifying.If he hit him with one palm, the toxin might enter the body and kill him immediately, or he might exhaust all his internal energy and suffer from the toxin for several months before dying.

But Ding Chunqiu has always been arrogant, greedy, insidious, and unscrupulous. To him, killing someone is like crushing an ant without any psychological burden. Over the years, many people died at his hands because of trivial things.

There is a head like this, and the disciples under the sect are also not easy to get along with. In addition, the rules of the Xingxiu sect mean that there are no rules. Everything is based on strength. Master more resources.So those disciples are all treacherous and cunning, and their methods are vicious. They are either thinking about how to cheat their fellow disciples every day, or they are on the way to cheat their fellow disciples.

What sect is there?It was obvious that Ding Chunqiu was bored and practicing Gu, while listening to his disciples flattering him, he watched them kill each other!

It's not that no one discussed killing this Xingxiu old monster, it's just that the Xingxiu faction is in the depths of the Xingxiu Sea, which is already a dangerous place, it has been occupied by Ding Chunqiu for a long time, and there are poisons everywhere, full of murderous intentions, if you don't know the terrain.

If you go in rashly, let alone break into the Xingxiu faction and kill Ding Chunqiu, you may be eaten away by those poisonous insects before even reaching the gate!

As for meeting a disciple of the Xingxiu Sect outside?

Although the reputation of the Xingxiu Sect is notorious, it is not uncommon for the disciples of the Xingxiu Sect to walk outside.

Ding Chunqiu obviously never cared about his disciples, he was a handsome shopkeeper, but he liked to listen to other people's flattery, as long as he was flattered, any ghosts and snakes could join his Xingxiu sect.

So there are quite a lot of disciples of Xingxiu Sect, there are people of all ages, and I heard that there are disciples who are older than Master Ding Chunqiu.The more people there are, the more likely they are to encounter them outside.

But most Jianghu people would not do anything when they met someone from the Xingxiu faction.

First, the disciples of the Xingxiu Sect are very cunning, knowing that their sect has a bad reputation, they will naturally not stick the three characters of the Xingxiu Sect on their faces when they walk out.

Second, the disciples of the Xingxiu Sect are also very strong.

It's not that their martial arts are very strong, on the contrary, with a master like Ding Chunqiu who throws his hands away, and a group of fellow disciples who want to harm you all day long, this time is spent on intrigue and sharpening their minds, so naturally there is not much time to practice martial arts.

It can be said that most of the Xingxiu Sect's disciples' leg skills are only third-rate.

What makes them really dreadful is their poison.

Poison powder, venom, poison pills, poisoned concealed weapons, all of them are very cunning and treacherous. If you want to fight with them, they will usually poison you while talking.

Just like Lu Xiaofeng, originally he just wanted to be a good person and do good deeds, but in the end he became green when he said green.

Lin Xiaoxiao sighed sadly, and when she returned to the inn, she saw Ye Gucheng in the yard.

The swordsman in white was sitting in the yard, sipping tea and reading a book alone.When Lin Xiaoxiao saw him, a subconscious smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and she walked over cheerfully.

"I'm back!"

She sat on the edge unceremoniously and poured herself a cup of tea.said with a smile.

"Let me tell you, I met Lu Xiaofeng today, haha, you don't even know how unlucky he is!"

"...You didn't see it, he looked so funny, Lu Xiaoji turned into a big green frog!..."

"...He is lying on the bed and is unwilling to go out, haha."

Lin Xiaoxiao is very eloquent, and when he talks about things, he is very vivid, making people feel like they are on the scene.

Ye Gucheng looked at her smile, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and there was a trace of warmth on his cool and handsome face.

"Looks like he really needs to get his luck out of the way."

That smile flashed by, but Lin Xiaoxiao still caught it. She was taken aback, and swallowed involuntarily.

so hungry...

She hurriedly picked up the teacup and took a sip to cover it up, her originally excited eyes were a little more guilty, her eyes didn't dare to look at Ye Gucheng, and drifted around indiscriminately.

At this time, she finally found out that something was wrong in the yard.

She looked around.

"Aren't they both here?"

They were referring to Jiang Yulang and Ye Guhong. Before Ye Gucheng could speak, Lin Xiaoxiao understood after thinking about it.

"Jiang Yulang sneaked away, and Ye Guhong went looking for him?"

It's not a day or two for Jiang Yulang to sneak away. This guy seems to be very well-behaved, but in fact he has been waiting for an opportunity to escape on the way here.

Of course, Lin Xiaoxiao ruthlessly snuffed out all such signs, and told Jiang Yulang with the facts that with her around, don't even think about running away.

Ye Gucheng nodded.

"He tricked Gu Hong today and sneaked out, but Gu Hong responded in a timely manner, and he must be able to bring him back soon."

Lin Xiaoxiao's expression was as she expected, but she was not impatient at all.

After all, when she told Ye Guhong to be optimistic about people, she had already guessed that such a situation would happen.

But she still let Ye Guhong look at Jiang Yulang, because she hoped that Ye Guhong could experience what it means to be as cunning as a fox through Jiang Yulang.

You must know that the competition in the Jianghu is not only about the superb martial arts. Ye Guhong is qualified as a swordsman, but as a Jianghu person, his experience is still too little.

And with her advice, and Ye Guhong is not stupid, and his martial arts are far superior to Jiang Yulang's, even if Jiang Yulang ran away without noticing for a while, there is a great possibility that he will be caught.

But the two waited for a while, but Ye Guhong and Jiang Yulang did not come back.Could something be wrong?

Just when Lin Xiaoxiao was starting to worry, she finally heard footsteps.She quickly turned her head and saw Ye Guhong at the first sight. He seemed to be helping someone into the courtyard door.

And when she saw clearly the person Ye Guhong was supporting for the second time, she almost didn't hold the teacup.

"How did you do this?"

Surprised, she got up and walked over, only to see that it was Jiang Yulang that Ye Guhong was supporting, but not the usual Jiang Yulang, but Jiang Yulang with green skin and swollen body.

Now he is like Lu Xiaofeng's twin brother, with a pretty little face that swells and squeezes his facial features, his eyes are squinted, if Lin Xiaoxiao didn't remember the clothes this guy was wearing in the morning, she almost didn't recognize who it was!

Ye Guhong sneered.

"He sent me away in the morning and sneaked out. I went out to find him, and found him lying in the grass by the roadside just like that."

Jiang Yulang's tears kept streaming out as if he didn't want money.

"Sister, what should I do? Am I going to die? Sister, can you save me, I will never run away from now on, and I will listen to you."

What he said was so sincere, so sad and desperate, with a trembling little voice, if it were his original face, it would be absolutely pitiful, making one's heart soften.

But now he really looks like a swollen green fat man, his small squinted eyes can't see any tears at all, and his big miserable green face can't see any sadness or despair.

But human beings' sorrows and joys are not interlinked. Seeing his appearance, Lin Xiaoxiao couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Haha, you look so funny."

This world is too dangerous, but I haven't seen him for a few hours, this nice young man is green when he says green.

Then she looked at Ye Guhong and said with a smile.

"You are also amazing, he has become such a virtue, how did you find him?"

Ye Guhong had some disgust on his face.

"I didn't find him. He found me. I was looking for him at the time. I expected that he was not as good at lightness as I was. He shouldn't be able to go anywhere, but he couldn't find it. Finally, when I passed a river embankment, He was lying in the grass on the river bank, he had already been poisoned at that time, and when he saw me, he immediately reached out and grabbed my feet."

He was taken aback at the time. After all, when a ghastly green and swollen hand suddenly appeared in the grass and grabbed you, it was really a scary thing. It's about to stab.

After hearing this, Lin Xiaoxiao laughed even louder.

"You were poisoned as soon as you escaped, isn't it too unlucky for you? In the end, Ye Guhong had to pick you up. What do you think you are drawing? The grass outside is soft, or is the green color of this body more beautiful? "

Jiang Yulang: ...A few days ago, my sister and brother were calling each other affectionately. Are you just gloating at this time?

But he could pretend, under the fear of death, facing Lin Xiaoxiao who was laughing loudly, he cried more pitifully and miserably.

"I've been poisoned, don't laugh at my sister, please help me, please? Help me find a doctor. The person who poisoned me said that the poison will make me stiff and dead in an hour. I'm dying."

Although the tears were fake, Jiang Yulang's words were not fake, the person who poisoned him really said this, and he really felt the stagnation of internal energy, and his whole body gradually became stiff and weak, making it difficult to move.

The more Lin Xiaoxiao saw him crying like this, the more she wanted to laugh.Hearing this, he held back a smile and said.

"Why go to the doctor, I know what kind of poison you have. This is green condensate. It has been lost, but I didn't expect to see it."

Jiang Yulang's eyes lit up, and he spoke hastily, with a weak voice.

"Sister Lin, good sister, since you know what poison this is, you must know how to detoxify it, right? Please, save me, as long as you save me, I will repay you in the future, and I will obey you in everything, you If you tell me to go east, I will never go west; if you tell me to beat a dog, I will never chase a chicken.”

He looked at Lin Xiaoxiao with a flattering face. If it was before, it would be a well-behaved little milk dog, but now, looking at the big miserable green washbasin, Lin Xiaoxiao can only say: Chic looks like a real thing.

As for Jiang Yulang's frank oath...

Looking at the weak Jiang Yulang in front of him, Lin Xiaoxiao smiled.

"I do know the prescription for detoxification, and the medicinal materials on it are not hard to find. Presumably there are medicine shops."

Seeing the joy in Jiang Yulang's eyes, Lin Xiaoxiao said again.

"But you are always talking without counting, and always thinking about running away. Your words must be lies again."

"Of course not, sister, I swear it's true this time."

"Well, after all, if you call me sister, you can't just let you die like this, and this green is very condensed and vicious. If you die, you will also look like this miserable green. It's really ugly, I can't bear it .”

Lin Xiaoxiao smiled and asked Ye Guhong to send him into the room, and when Jiang Yulang was helped into the room, her almond eyes slowly smiled viciously.

Hehe, hehe, if you dare to lie in front of Lin Dahuyou, something will happen, good brother.