Insect Simulation Master [Comprehensive Martial Arts]

Lin Xiaoxiao never thought in her life that one day she would be singled out with monkeys, and she was the one who singled out a group of monkeys!

Although the mantis can fly, it cannot fly high or far. In terms of flying ability, it is far inferior to the goddess of light, Morpho.However, what Lin Xiaoxiao faced was a group of agile monkeys who had lived in this forest since childhood!

After a while, Lin Xiaoxiao was hit in the head again.The hard blue peach was like a stone, and she was stunned when it hit her head.She quickly jumped twice, jumped onto another tree, held the peach in one hand, and waved the other hand to the right, and suddenly a green peach was turned into two halves.

At this moment, the ground of the peach grove was full of green fruits that were forced to be used as weapons before they were ripe and were smashed by the monkeys.

"I just picked a few peaches, okay? You Huohuo have a lot more peaches than me, okay?"

Lin Xiaoxiao jumped up and down in the forest in embarrassment. I don't know if there are many monkeys in Mount Emei, or there are a lot of monkeys in this group of monkeys. In this fruit forest, Lin Xiaoxiao is the center, and almost every tree in the outer circle is squatting. Several monkeys yelled and threw fruit at her.

Lin Xiaoxiao wanted to drive them away, but they had already retreated one step before, and Lin Xiaoxiao wanted to run, but they immediately stepped forward and continued to smash. They really knew the tactics of the enemy advancing and retreating, and the enemy retreating and chasing.

She didn't dare to go back to Ye Guhong directly, after all, there is still a pile of meat, if these monkeys are lured there, she may only be able to gnaw on the branches.

The system is puzzled.

【Why are you running? The strength of the mantis is not flying. If you want to get rid of these monkeys, kill a few of them. Just kill the monkeys to make an example of them. By then, these monkeys will be guaranteed to run away without a trace. 】

But Lin Xiaoxiao decisively rejected the proposal.

After all, she broke into the territory of the monkeys and picked their fruits. In the eyes of the monkeys, she was an intruder, and it was normal for her to be chased and beaten. An elegant and intellectual woman like her would never be able to get along with these things because of this. Animals care about it?That's too cheap.

There was a sound from the left, Lin Xiaoxiao dodged quickly, and swung her right hand quickly. Suddenly, a few fruits in the air were cut in half and fell from the air to the ground.

At this time, there was another attack from behind, Lin Xiaoxiao quickly turned around and slashed with his right hand.As a result, his eyes widened suddenly, and he took a deep breath.I saw two stones lying quietly on the grass under the tree. Looking at the neat cuts, they should have been cut off in one piece.

No matter how powerful the two 'big knives' of the mantis are, they are still fleshy. Although there is no damage, the pain is really painful.

Caught off guard, Lin Xiaoxiao grinned in pain, she was even more monkey king than the monkey king.

"Holy shit, it's about cutting the fruit, how can you cheat! You're not human, no... you're not monkeys anymore!"

Seeing her baring her teeth, the Monkey King thought she was provoking him, so he roared angrily.The monkey king's anger seemed to have given some buff to the monkey group. Immediately, the monkeys raised their heads to the sky and screamed, screaming and starting a further crazy output.

At this time, the fruits were almost smashed, so they ran under the tree to fish for stones, just to smash Lin Xiaoxiao.

"Don't hit me, don't hit me anymore, if you hit me again, I'll really get angry! It's terrible for me to get angry!"

"Are you all so idle every day? Such a big monkey will fight in groups every day. Do you have any pursuits, do you have any dreams? How can you be a monkey without any faith!"

"You! I'm talking about you! The old man's eyebrows are white, and he's such a big monkey. At this time, he should have nothing to do and spend more time in the sun, and learn how young people fight!"

The old monkey with white eyebrows bared its teeth, ran to the grass not far away, moved a stone bigger than its head, and threw it at Lin Xiaoxiao with all its strength. It was quite old and strong.

Lin Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth and avoided.

"A group of monkeys, I'm really going crazy!"

Snapped!

A lump of something that had to be mosaiced to appear in the picture hit the tree trunk next to her. Anyone with a normal nose could smell the strong 'fragrance' it emitted.

Lin Xiaoxiao's raised hand was frozen there, with blue veins on his forehead, the whole person was in a state of nothingness, and the groundhog screamed in his heart.

【Ah ah ah! 】

She was no longer in the mood to care about the peaches in her arms, she threw them on the ground and rushed towards the monkeys.

Pomonkey, today is your death day!

After a cup of tea.

There are almost no monkeys in the whole fruit forest, and the noise just now seems to have disappeared.

System: [Calm down!Calm down, aren't you elegant and intellectual, wouldn't you be so cruel to these monkeys?This will get your hands dirty. 】

Lin Xiaoxiao showed a murderous smile.

【I've made up my mind. They dare to treat me like this. I will never let them go. Letting most of them run away is already a big failure for me. You don't have to persuade me. 】

The beautiful woman sneered, picked and picked in the forest, and came to a big tree with a thick vine wrapped around its body.

With a wave of the woman's hand, the vines seemed to be cut open by a sharp weapon, and even the big tree had a little crack.

Lin Xiaoxiao grabbed the vine and shook it, and there was a whizzing sound of piercing through the air. She finally showed a satisfied smile, but in the forest where the sky had already darkened, she looked very gloomy.

She returned to the previous place and sneered at the air in front of her.

"Hehe, I still have the strength to scream, very good, remember to scream louder then."

The beautiful woman, the emerald green whip, and the beginning of the torture seemed to be about to begin, all of which revealed cruelty, blood, and coquettishness.People who have special hobbies in certain aspects can't help but have weak legs.

But obviously, the few guys who were hung on the tree didn't understand this kind of beauty at all. They saw two monkey heads stuck in the branches of a thick peach tree of some age, one on the left branch and one on the right branch. It was because they were afraid that the card would not be strong enough, so they were tied up with slender vines.

Looking to the left and right, the two trees on the side also have monkey heads like this, the tree on the left has three, and the tree on the right has only one, a total of six monkeys.

And their hands and feet were tied up by slender vines, one by one hanging on the tree, constantly bouncing their bodies, trying to struggle out, like strips of dangling old bacon.

Of course, it can also be said that it is an overly plump caterpillar.

Probably because the food on Mount Emei is so good. The monkeys on Mount Emei are very big. The peach tree on the left is hung by three large caterpillars. The caterpillars are still struggling, and the peach tree can’t help shaking slightly from side to side. .

Asking how much you can worry is like a monkey's head stuck on a tree.

When they saw Lin Xiaoxiao came back, they grinned at Lin Xiaoxiao angrily and screamed.Just like when Lin Xiaoxiao was smashed just now.

That's right, these are the six monkeys who just smashed Lin Xiaoxiao, and the one on the right is the largest monkey king.

Now, they are all prisoners of Lin Xiaoxiao.

"It seems that you still don't understand the current situation."

Pa, Lin Xiaoxiao precisely whipped the short whip made of vines on the buttocks of the noisiest Monkey King.Because the monkey's butt was already red, there was no difference after being beaten for a while, but the monkey king was dumbfounded.

It has been challenged, bitten and scratched by many monkeys in its life, but it has probably never been beaten like this.

Lin Xiaoxiao didn't care if it was ignorant or not, anyway, it was fine if she didn't. She didn't stop, and decisively slapped the monkey's butt a few more times.

The Monkey King still knew the pain anyway, and immediately struggled violently after being stunned.

"Squeak! Squeak! Aww!"

"Yo, you still dare to scold me?"

Lin Xiaoxiao snorted angrily and whipped a few more times. Thanks to Lin Xiaoxiao's 'blessing', the monkey king's buttocks were red and swollen, definitely the authentic peach buttocks.

But this monkey king is worthy of being a monkey king, and he still has dignity. Even though his eyes are sore and moist, he still squeaks and doesn't give in.

Seeing that the Monkey King was crying in pain, Lin Xiaoxiao sneered evilly.

"Now that I know it's uncomfortable, why didn't you think about forgiving and forgiving when you hit me or something? Think I've turned against you, dreaming!"

But as she said so, she didn't hit the monkey king's buttocks anymore, but moved to the other monkeys, having a good time.

In particular, a thin monkey was taken care of by her. Don't look at this guy as thinner and weaker than the same kind, but this monkey is very bad, and it smashed the first mosaic.After that, it was even more out of control.

While pulling and throwing, it is completely self-produced and sold!

Then the monkey was inevitably drawn into tears, and the forest was filled with howling ghosts and wolves.

The system felt that it couldn't stand it anymore, and silently sent emoticons.

[Every day I see players doing nothing.JPG]

【Let's take a step back, I'm not a monkey, you're not a human.JPG】

【They are all primates, cannibalism, your grandma in the country is crying, did you hear that.JPG】

[When our sex is abused, when our dignity is trampled, when our faith is tarnished, Monkey: We will never surrender! .JPG]

On weekdays, Lin Xiaoxiao communicates with the system through brainwaves, but when posting emoticons, the light screen will automatically appear, and now Lin Xiaoxiao has four emoticons of Hericium erinaceus in front of her eyes.

Lin Xiaoxiao sneered unmoved, and even whipped a monkey a few more times, as ruthlessly as a villain who takes pleasure in destroying the world.

[Who just suggested that I kill a few monkeys to sacrifice to the sky? 】

The system was silent for a while: [Monkey: Why do our eyes often have tears, because killing monkeys is killing people! .JPG]

The picture on the emoji package is exactly the moist eye sockets of a few monkeys, but it made Lin Xiaoxiao's hand pause, but the next moment, the old monkey suddenly stretched its head and almost bit her hand.

But before it bit it, it fell to the ground. Lin Xiaoxiao looked at the branch that was stuck on it, and the vine was bitten off at some point.

Ginger is really old and hot, and this monkey is very refined.

But now the old monkey was grinning at Lin Xiaoxiao's chrysalis like a real caterpillar, obviously trying to bite her with all his might.

Lin Xiaoxiao's heart, which had been softened just now, hardened suddenly, and she smiled sinisterly.

【They don't really cry, it's just physiological tears at best.Think of them peeing with their eyes. 】

At this moment, Ye Guhong came to him. He saw that Lin Xiaoxiao hadn't come back after leaving for so long, and there were many monkeys' cries faintly in the mountains. Thinking of the fierce reputation of the monkeys in Mount Emei, he was afraid that Lin Xiaoxiao would be besieged by a group of monkeys. That's how it came over here.

As a result, he saw Lin Xiaoxiao beating a monkey as soon as he came.

There are five monkeys on the tree and one monkey on the ground.Lin Xiaoxiao stood under the peach tree, holding a section of vine, and the iconic red buttocks of the monkeys whose heads were stuck on the tree, or the monkeys who were imitating caterpillar chrysalis on the ground, were all swollen.

Some things seem so easy to imagine.

Ye Guhong: ...

Worried that Lin Xiaoxiao would be bullied by the monkey group, he really needs more experience in the world.

"Things are not what you think!"

Lin Xiaoxiao said quickly.

Then she saw Ye Guhong's eyes move from the monkey's butt to the whip in her hand.

Lin Xiaoxiao silently hid the whip behind her back.

"Cough, well, maybe it's a million points of overlap with what you think. But it can't be all my fault, really!"

But at this time, the system came out to add insult to injury.

【Cry out when you’re sad. Anyway, it’s all about expelling water from your body. I can treat you as if you’re peeing with your eyes. 】

Lin Xiaoxiao: ...

Fortunately, after Lin Xiaoxiao explained it again, Ye Guhong finally understood her.

It's not good for Lin Xiaoxiao to do some cruel things in front of Ye Guhong, so she can only let the monkeys go.

Probably because he was afraid of her, the monkey king ran away with his younger brothers as soon as they were let go, without looking back. From Lin Xiaoxiao's point of view, each of their monkey buttocks was swollen, and they wanted to come to the future I haven't been able to make mosaics happily for a few days.

Lin Xiaoxiao thought about this in her heart, and her mood suddenly became smoother.

"Let's go, let's go back to the barbecue, we have to hurry up, otherwise it's time for dinner."

Fortunately, when Lin Xiaoxiao left, Ye Guhong did not slack off, the meat was grilled pretty well, with sweet and sour fruit juice added, brushed on layer by layer, after roasting for a while, the smell of meat and fruit suddenly wafted in the air, smelling Very gluttonous.

But this taste, after all, is not added salt, it is a bit worse.

Ye Guhong tasted a piece, somewhat disappointed.

"It seems that this work cannot be sloppy at all."

As a teenager, he had an obsession with perfection.

Lin Xiaoxiao was very hungry, and she liked sweet food, but she didn't mind the taste of barbecue. She was eating her share, and when she heard Ye Guhong's words, she was eating meat in her mouth, and she was vaguely comforted.

"Aren't you coming out to practice to enrich your experience, and you don't need to be disappointed when you find your shortcomings, and you can find out and correct them early."

Because it was getting dark, the speed of the two of them could not help but speed up, and they quickly finished the barbecue.Most of them went into Lin Xiaoxiao's stomach.

Lin Xiaoxiao stretched and stood up.

"Come on, let's go back to dinner."

After dinner, Lin Xiaoxiao was full, and when she looked at Ye Gucheng, she didn't have that overly strong appetite anymore.

In the words of the system, if she is full, it means that she has enough energy, which means she has enough nutrients to give birth. Naturally, she doesn't want to eat a sex object, at most she just misses the sun.

Lin Xiaoxiao: [I didn't! 】

[You have, do you want to say that you don't like Ye Gucheng? 】

[I do have a crush on Ye Gucheng, but...but where do I miss him? 】

The system took a look at Lin Xiaoxiao's physical condition.

【You think about everything. 】

【...Well, maybe there is a little bit.In short, this matter has to be considered in the long run. 】

Lin Xiaoxiao lay on the bed hugging the quilt and said.

[Emotional matters are not so easy to draw conclusions. I like him, but I don't like him that much, do you understand?I'm worried that if I pursue him, it's okay if he agrees, but what if he doesn't agree?How embarrassing that is.

Anyway, he helped me so much before, I couldn't get off the gloves, he knocked people out with a sack and dragged them away. 】

The system digested for a while before realizing the meaning of Lin Xiaoxiao's last sentence.

Why do people not agree to your concerns because you can't do it with a sack!

Shouldn't it be because of the concern that if the confession is rejected, it will not be possible to be friends? !

Lin Xiaoxiao muttered again.

【So you said, what kind of sack does Ye Gucheng like?It should be white, right?It has to be big enough, otherwise he might not be able to fit in with his long hands and long feet.However, it is very difficult to stun Ye Gucheng, he is so strong.I don't know if I can draw stronger cards in the future. 】

System: You said just now that you couldn't make a move, have you even chosen the color of the sack now?

Finally, the system turns thousands of words into one sentence.

[Don't worry, you have such a consciousness, no man can't get married, come on.And think about it on the bright side, if he agrees, I think he also has a good impression of you. 】

【makes sense.I can draw it slowly, try to increase Ye Gucheng's favor towards me, and dig the corner of the sword. As the saying goes, as long as the hoe is well swung, there is no corner to dig it down! 】

As soon as Lin Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up, she was so excited that she couldn't fall asleep immediately.

In the yard, Ye Guhong hadn't slept yet. He ate a little too much today, so he practiced sword skills.

Ye Gucheng gave a few words of guidance from the side.

Ye Guhong has experienced these few days, and he has some insights. Today, with Ye Gucheng's guidance, his swordsmanship has improved a little, don't look at it, it is only a few days to improve his swordsmanship, which is true for a swordsman not easy.

Ye Guhong thanked Ye Gucheng excitedly, Ye Gucheng nodded, looked at him and asked suddenly.

"Today, where did you and Xiaoxiao go, and you came back so late."

"She said she was hungry, so I took her to the back mountain to hunt some wild animals and roast them. She came back so late because something happened to her."

Thinking of Lin Xiaoxiao beating the Monkey King's butt, Ye Guhong couldn't help laughing, told the story briefly, and couldn't help laughing at the end.

"She's the kind of person who seems to have something interesting to encounter every time."

Or because she is very interesting, there are those interesting things.

If other people were attacked by a group of monkeys, in such a situation, they would have already killed the monkeys, so how could they think of such a way to punish those monkeys.

Ye Gucheng glanced sideways at Lin Xiaoxiao's room. Did the damage on the sleeves come from a group of monkeys?

"It's getting late, go to bed earlier."

Ye Guhong returned to the room obediently, but suddenly, he thought of a problem.

When had his cousin cared about such trifles?

The confused Ye Guhong fell asleep, only to be woken up by Lin Xiaoxiao knocking on the door early the next morning.

"Say, who is the person he likes?"

Lin Xiaoxiao went into the room, quickly closed the door, and asked Ye Guhong for a serious confession, but her voice was very low.

Ye Guhong was confused: "Who is he?"

Lin Xiaoxiao's voice became even quieter.

"It's just that your cousin likes it...not that he likes it, but who he admires?"

The word "cousin" Lin Xiaoxiao almost used the breath sound, and Ye Guhong almost couldn't hear it clearly because he was so close.

Who does his cousin Ye Gucheng admire?

Ye Guhong naturally knew this, he said with confidence.

"Of course it's Ximen Chuuxue."

"I guess so."

Lin Xiaoxiao thought a little sourly, thinking that apart from Ye Gucheng being a peerless swordsman, isn't he Ximen Chuuxue's destined opponent?

Today she is like a woman like the wind, coming and going, the sound of thanks dissipated in the air, Ye Guhong didn't even have time to ask her why she asked this.

And Ye Gucheng, who was practicing sword in the yard, watched Lin Xiaoxiao ignore him and ran into Ye Guhong's room, and then heard the intermittent words in the room with his extraordinary ears.

"...Who do you like?"

"It's just that you like it... It's not that you like it, but who do you admire?"

"Of course it's Ximen Chuuxue!"

Then, Lin Xiaoxiao ran out of the yard like the wind, without looking at him from the beginning to the end.

Ye Gucheng: ...

The wind was very noisy tonight, and countless green leaves fell on a tree in the courtyard.

Tree: I'm still a child, it's not autumn yet, why am I bald?Is it premature baldness?

When Lin Xiaoxiao came back again, Ye Guhong was playing chess with Ye Gucheng, the kind who was hanged and beaten unilaterally.

So when Ye Guhong heard the footsteps, he looked over happily, and the chess piece fell from his fingers onto the chessboard.

Looking at the 'man' in white clothes like snow, he hesitated.

"Lin...Xiaoxiao?"

I saw Lin Xiaoxiao in white clothes, white socks, white shoes, her hair tied up with a jade crown, and a black sword in her hand.She is very beautiful, but she is not like a woman's soft beauty, but beautiful and angular.

This is a male and female indistinguishable, cold as ice young swordsman.Although she is not tall, he will definitely grow into a handsome man in time.

Lin Xiaoxiao deliberately lowered her voice to reduce her female voice.

"it's me."

Ye Guhong looked at his white clothes, and then at his black sheath sword.

"What are you doing?"

"Just like you, learn from Ximen Chuuxue."

Lin Xiaoxiao feels that there is a general range of a person's preferences. Within this range, if he is of the same sex, then he will most likely regard this person as a friend, and if he is of the opposite sex, then he will easily develop a good impression of the opposite sex.

Ye Gucheng spoke suddenly.

"What do you learn from Master Ximen?"

Lin Xiaoxiao's ears felt hot, and she forced herself to calm down.

"Last night, I did some calculations. Recently, my red luan star is moving. Wearing it like this is easy to increase my luck."

Lin Xiaoxiao had never chased a boy before, and her parents divorced because of their emotional discord, and she didn't even have a reference, so she had to figure it out by herself.

Ye Gucheng doesn't have many friends, Ximen Chuuxue is the most special, they are both enemies and friends, so Lin Xiaoxiao wants to figure out what Ye Gucheng appreciates about Ximen Chuuxue.

Leaving aside other things, doesn't Ye Gucheng have the white and sword that Ye Gucheng likes now?

Although there may be some problems with this approach, for example, this is not the real her, it is easy to reveal her true face after marriage, and the twisted melon is not sweet.

But who cares, let's get started first!

Thinking of what he heard in the morning, Ye Gucheng pursed his lips, and glanced at Ye Guhong indiscriminately.