Insect Simulation Master [Comprehensive Martial Arts]

Lin Xiaoxiao was sitting in the room. This was the guest room prepared by the Emei faction. It was already night when the scuffle started, and it was late at night when the melee started.So Lin Xiaoxiao and the others were arranged in the guest room to have a good rest.

But she couldn't sleep, not only couldn't sleep, she just wanted to run outside for a few laps to clear her mind!But the reality is that Lin Xiaoxiao sits there like a beautiful jade statue, motionless.

After a long while, her hands slowly touched her face, where there was an inch-long scar, which was not deep, and the bleeding stopped long after applying the good ointment.There still seems to be the feeling of Ye Gucheng's thumb sliding over there.

Snapped!

The girl in the room suddenly knocked off her right hand with her left hand.He stared at the right hand with flushed cheeks.

What are you doing?

Do you know that she is very troubled, and if she doesn't help, it will add to the chaos!

If you dare to mess around again, believe it or not, I will chop you up!

The right hand came to the left and right fiercely.

What's wrong with touching?

Ye Gucheng looks so good-looking, what happened to her heart sprouting after being touched? !

Come on, if you have the ability, you can chop me up, and then there will be another one-armed hero in the rivers and lakes!

Lin Xiaoxiao was in a hurry, hey, this broken hand dared to talk back!See if she has no family law to serve her!

The left hand immediately swooped, and the right hand was not to be outdone, and the two hands hit together.

Seeing Lin Xiaoxiao sitting and gnashing her teeth, the system of fighting left and right: ... Talk about what kind of experience it is to have a sand sculpture player who is an actor.

A: Seeing her in a sitcom by herself every day.

Finally, Lin Xiaoxiao's left hand completely suppressed his right hand, and successfully notified the system of good news.

【I've killed this guy, don't worry, I'm a woman who wants to be single with you for the rest of my life, how could I be affected by such a trivial matter! 】

The system dislikes it.

[What does it mean to be single with you for a lifetime, no one wants you, but I still want it! 】

Lin Xiaoxiao was shocked.

[Your system is still in love? 】

The system was also shocked.

[They are all intelligent life forms, why can't our system fall in love? 】

Lin Xiaoxiao couldn't help being curious.

【Then when you guys are in love, do you do that? 】

The system did not understand.

Lin Xiaoxiao said quickly.

[Just do that, reconcile love and passion into a healthy and uplifting yellow, what do you do? 】

The system is speechless: If you want to be yellow, you should be yellow. Where is the yellow in your mind healthy? !

[This is confidential, you should deal with your own affairs first, as if you are an old driver, but when someone touches you, you are as shy as if someone took off your clothes.Are you driving a baby walker? 】

Lin Xiaoxiao collapsed, and she wrapped herself in the cup.

【Ahhh, I finally forgot, why did you remind me again!Believe it or not, I'll suffocate myself to show you! 】

【I believe. 】

The system is quite friendly and said that it can help.

[It's a pity that you don't have the character card of stinkbug, otherwise you can suffocate yourself faster. 】

【stinkbug?What the hell? 】

[Stink bugs, commonly known as stink bugs, stink bugs. 】

If she draws this card... a stinky fart as big as a person appears, it will not only suffocate her, but I am afraid that the people in the ten miles behind the 'Xiang Piao Ten Li' will foam at the mouth.

Lin Xiaoxiao's face turned green, she poked her head out from under the quilt, and firmly stated that she would never want a card like Sister Smelly in her life.

The next morning, Lin Xiaoxiao was woken up by the knock on the door. She opened her eyes in a daze. Because she didn't sleep well last night, she hiccupped when she got up together.

Only then did she realize that she had slept until the sun was up. Of course, there was still a bad news waiting for her early in the morning.Her '31 Wen' ran away.It was missing this morning.Probably ran overnight.

System: [I am carrying the locomotive home, no need to send.JPG]

Lin Xiaoxiao: She knew this little fish was very cunning, and she ran away without a trace!

But who is to blame for this, she knew Jiang Xiaoyu would run away, but she just cared about fighting with herself last night, when would she wait if she didn't run away now?

Speaking of it, according to the plot.That little fish was obviously going to meet Hua Wuque last night. It was the first time the two brothers met. Yu'er is Jiang Xiaoyu, and he will follow Master's order to kill Xiaoyu immediately.

Maybe it's because this is a real world, and it's also a world of martial arts hodgepodge?

Thinking about it this way, Lin Xiaoxiao felt that everything was possible, and it was right not to follow the plot.

At noon, the Emei faction cooked a large table of delicious dishes for Lin Xiaoxiao and the others, thanking them for their great help.

And on this table is the stewed duck that Lin Xiaoxiao is thinking about.

Lin Xiaoxiao took a bite, and her eyes lit up immediately, and she took another bite, and wanted to be the enthusiastic Amway to Ye Gucheng next to him, and let him eat duck legs, after all, to complement the shape.

Her expression was as usual, and she couldn't tell at all that she had fought with herself last night.

The system is confused: 【Are you back to normal now? 】

Lin Xiaoxiao has a serious face.

[Because I'm not a person who will have a relationship with a brother just because of a little misunderstanding. 】

System: [Have you ever thought that this might not be a misunderstanding? 】

[Is there such a good thing? ] Lin Xiaoxiao said in surprise, and then realized what she answered, and hurriedly said shyly.

[Ahem, I mean, if such... such a situation really happens, then I will naturally have to be reserved first, and observe whether the two of us are compatible, the future life plan, and what is the child's name? , although Feixian Island has delicious seafood, but I heard that if you live in a place close to the sea for a long time, you will easily get rheumatism. As an inland person, I am a little worried. 】

System: 【...You just tell me where you are buried together after death. 】

Lin Xiaoxiao took another mouthful of the stewed duck sadly, and found that the root of the duck wing was quite delicious, so she took another mouthful, and then said melancholy. [Hey, it's probably one of the three major illusions in life. I thought his ability to like me was really terrifying. I had a dream last night.This is out of my control. 】

The system understands in seconds. [So has the child's name been decided?Don't worry, although your body is different from normal people, the child you give birth to will definitely be the same as a normal child, so you can give birth boldly. 】

【No! 】

Lin Xiaoxiao answered in seconds.

The system laughed and said: [How many names have you chosen, are there both men and women?This name should be prepared a few more.In case you have a baby of one hundred and eight treasures, if you are not ready, why don't you be in a hurry? 】

[One hundred and eight treasures?Have you misunderstood me?The pigs in the production team dare not give birth like this! 】

Lin Xiaoxiao choked on the soup.

The system said calmly.It's not that it misunderstood Lin Xiaoxiao, but that it knows its own ability very well. For some insects with strong reproductive ability, it's easy to have a birth of one hundred and eight treasures. If Lin Xiaoxiao likes children, it can arrange it!

This arrangement is like possessing a domineering president.Of course, this domineering president doesn't care about throwing money, he cares about throwing children.

Lin Xiaoxiao, who was choked, took a sip of the soup to suppress her shock: ... She often felt that the game system was awesome, but the awesomeness was not in the place.

Ye Gucheng on the side had already noticed that she was absent-minded when eating. He obviously liked the stewed duck just now, but he suddenly choked on the soup while eating.

He looked suspiciously sideways.

"What are you thinking about?"

Lin Xiaoxiao was silent for a while.

"I'm thinking about the story of one hundred and eight heroes and their old mother."

Ye Gucheng:? ? ?

On the other side, Ye Guhong was also quietly observing the two of them.

Just last night, in the forbidden area of ​​the Emei faction, after his cousin was injured, he rushed to his cousin almost immediately. He can say with certainty that he arrived much faster than Lin Xiaoxiao.

But... His cousin ignored him abruptly and looked at Lin Xiaoxiao who was a step behind him.He even raised his hand to touch Lin Xiaoxiao's face...

Well, it's not called touching, it's just helping Lin Xiaoxiao wipe off the blood on his face with his thumb, but the key is how could his cousin, who is so clean and cold, take the initiative to do such an intimate gesture?

Is this really just a favor between friends?

After lunch, Ye Gucheng and Dugu Yihe started to discuss swords again, Ye Guhong was listening, Lin Xiaoxiao didn't bother them, and walked around the Emei School by herself.

She was looking at the clear water of Mount Emei in the small pavilion.Suddenly I heard someone calling her.

"Miss Lin?"

Looking back, it was really Su Shaoying and Ma Xiuzhen.

Hearing that Lin Xiaoxiao had nothing to do now, Su Shaoying smiled and asked Lin Xiaoxiao if she wanted to go down the mountain with them. They were going to go down the mountain to do something, and they could also be a guide for Lin Xiaoxiao and accompany her to the town down the mountain.

But Lin Xiaoxiao may have to wait a while when they get down the mountain, because their main purpose of going down the mountain is to inspect the shop.

These shops are all owned by the Emei Sect. Ma Xiuzhen and Su Shaoying are both direct disciples of Dugu Yihe, the head of the sect. One is the second disciple and the other is the elder sister. They are very likely to become the next head of the Emei Sect. Naturally, They can't just know about martial arts, so they occasionally need to do things like inspecting their properties.

Of course Lin Xiaoxiao wouldn't mind this, and immediately nodded in agreement.

Because it is backed by Mount Emei, it is rich in products. Although the town at the foot of the mountain is not big, it is very lively.

Lin Xiaoxiao saw an old man buying sugar paintings from a distance. He was making sugar paintings, and in a few strokes he made a vivid little monkey holding a plump peach.The peach was almost bigger than it, and the little paws struggling to hold it were really cute.

No one else would eat it, so she bought one.The saccharification is crystal clear, like a work of art in the sun, Lin Xiaoxiao sighed.

"It's so beautifully done, I can't bear to say anything."

Ma Xiuzhen said with a smile.

"If you stay with us for a few more days, I'm afraid you won't think this monkey is so good-looking. Those monkeys on our mountain are very naughty, and everyone hates them."

Su Shaoying nodded.

"Those monkeys are all very bad-tempered, and those of us who practice martial arts generally don't dare to provoke them."

Lin Xiaoxiao: Sure enough, the monkeys in Mount Emei are not easy to get along with at any time.

Because it was agreed in advance that Su Shaoying and the others would have to wait for a while, so Lin Xiaoxiao took a look and decided to wait for them in the teahouse.

Seeing Lin Xiaoxiao alone, Su Shaoying hesitated.

"Why don't you let the elder sister accompany you, Miss Lin?"

Lin Xiaoxiao refused resolutely and told them to just go. She was just out to play, so it couldn't be more important than business.

"That man is also bold, saying that he is upright and not afraid of the shadow slanting, which monster would dare to get close? He walked in immediately..."

Lin Xiaoxiao sat in an elegant seat on the second floor, with several trays of refreshments and a pot of tea in front of her.

The best Emei Xueya, when you drink it, it tastes sweet, moist and mellow, and when asked, it has a delicate fragrance and elegant, with a touch of water vapor.It seems that there is a little green in the white porcelain teacup, which is lively and interesting.

This kind of tea is paired with refreshments that are neither sweet nor greasy, everything is just right, and there is a very eloquent storyteller on the first floor. He is only middle-aged, and he speaks with great vigor and impassionedness.Very fascinating.

After sitting for a while, Lin Xiaoxiao already understood why she saw the business of this teahouse was booming when she was outside.

But what the storyteller said was not very interesting, it was just a story about a female goblin in Mount Emei, who specialized in attracting spirits and spirits, seducing men and sucking them into adulthood.

There are books about female goblins seducing men all over the street. Basically, it’s just a change of soup. It’s not as interesting as the painted skin ghost she read, but this storyteller is very professional. These words, like silk, immediately caused many men in the teahouse to scream.

[Look at the vigor of these men, if there is such a female goblin, is this the rhythm of supporting her to death? 】

Lin Xiaoxiao took a sip of tea and continued to hear about Mr. Shu's goblin fights. The last righteous man had already done it as an adult, and now he is the sixth one hooked up by the female goblin.

As a result, at this moment, a dirty woman broke in from outside, shouting frantically.

"My son was not abducted by the goblin, you are not allowed to talk nonsense, if you dare to talk nonsense, I will tear your mouths apart!"

Her hair was messy and seemed to be knotted, with a lot of dirt and grass sticking to it, and her clothes were torn. Obviously, the weather was getting hotter and hotter, and it was almost summer, but she was wearing a ragged winter jacket with skin on her skin. It's dark, and I don't know how long I haven't showered.

She still looked a little crazy, while cursing angrily, she reached out to hit the storyteller, but the storyteller quickly dodged.The guys in the store are pulling people in the past.

The customers in the store were suddenly unhappy.

"Where is the crazy woman?"

"Pull her out, it stinks!"

"What does it smell like? It's disgusting."

But the strange thing is that the storyteller and the clerks in the store did not show any anger towards this woman who affected their business, but persuaded her kindly.Even the storyteller accommodated her words.

"When did I tell you about your son? What I said was just a script."

"You're talking about a female goblin! You're talking about a female goblin, you said my son was sucked and fucked, you cursed my son!"

The woman's words are a bit upside down, and those few words are repeated over and over again, my son has not been sucked, you can't curse my son.

"Yes, yes, your son is definitely not dead. I wouldn't expect your son to die."

The storyteller and the people in the store talked all kinds of things, and finally persuaded the woman to leave, and even the shopkeeper asked someone to buy some steamed buns for the woman.

Some customers in the store were very puzzled, and they didn't understand until the storyteller explained.

It turned out that the woman was from the village next door to this town, and her family was considered well-to-do, but her husband was in poor health and died of illness the year before last, so she took care of her son. Her son Su He was a young man who was well educated. Fame, but did not want to suddenly disappear last winter.

The woman couldn't bear the blow at once, and went crazy.

Their family is also a serious and good family. They are usually kind to others. Now that it has become like this, people who know the woman naturally want to help her. It is a pity that after she went crazy, she only had one thought, which was to find her son. Running, I can't control it, and others are powerless to help, so I can only give her something to eat when they see it.

Because for so many years in the local area, there will always be one or two handsome young men who suddenly disappear for no reason every year. There have always been rumors that there is a goblin hiding in this mountain, so many people think that her son was seduced by a female goblin.

The script of what the storyteller said was adapted from local rumors, so the woman rushed in so excitedly when she heard it outside.

Hearing what he said, the guests who were disturbed couldn't say anything.

Lin Xiaoxiao looked sideways out of the window, trying to see the woman, but she was gone.On the contrary, it was Su Shaoying and Ma Xiuzhen who were heading this way.

Su Shaoying watched Lin Xiaoxiao come out, and smiled.

"Let's go, we'll take you to try the salted bean curd in front of us. It's the best tofu maker here, and the bean curd made by their family is also the best."

Lin Xiaoxiao had heard Ma Xiuzhen talk about the bean curd before, and she wanted to eat it for a long time, so she immediately followed her happily.

But after walking for a while, she suddenly stopped, and in the alley over there, she saw the crazy woman just now, and a guy dressed as a Taoist priest.

"what happened?"

Su Shaoying and Ma Xiuzhen also stopped and looked over, and the people who saw it clearly frowned.

Su Shaoying said displeased.

"That fake Taoist still dares to come?"

Ma Xiuzhen even raised eyebrows.

"I warned him last time, but it didn't seem to work. This time, I must be trying to lie again. Let's go, let's go."

Lin Xiaoxiao was puzzled.

"Who is he?"

"A guy who dressed up as a Taoist priest to deceive people. Last time we ran into him cheating people's money with fake pills. It was killing people, so we beat him up. Unexpectedly, he appeared again."

Ma Xiuzhen said with a cold face.

The alley was very narrow, and the three of them passed by and immediately caught the attention of the Taoist priest. When he turned his head to look over, his legs were so frightened that he immediately ran away.

Ma Xiuzhen kicked off the wall and flew in front of him with light work, the long sword was unsheathed and landed on his neck.

"Do you still dare to run?"

"Woman, spare your life!"

The fake Taoist priest kept trembling, afraid that Ma Xiuzhen's hand would be unsteady, so he went down to meet the King of Hades.

Su Shaoying spoke coldly.

"What did you say when I let you go last time?"

The Taoist shivered and dared not speak anymore, but at this moment the crazy woman rushed over, and even stretched out her hand as if to push Ma Xiuzhen's sword away, but Lin Xiaoxiao stopped her in time.The hand responsible for her must see blood.

"Let go of the Daoist!"

The crazy woman struggled angrily.

"How dare you disrespect the Taoist priest."

"You really lied again!"

Ma Xiuzhen was in a hurry, looking at the Taoist priest with anger in his eyes.

"No, no, I didn't. I didn't mean to lie to her."

The Taoist quickly explained with a bitter face.

"How could I lie to such a crazy beggar like her, I was just passing by here, and she stopped me from going."

Su Shaoying was suspicious.

"She stopped you?"

The Taoist nodded quickly.

"It's true, she forced me to pay and said that I would help her catch monsters and find her son."

When the mad woman heard what the Taoist said, she looked at him eagerly.

"Daoist, Daoist, you have boundless magic power, you can definitely get rid of that goblin, right, Daoist, please save my son, save my son!"

Su Shaoying spoke in disgust.

"Where is he? He is just a liar."

After he finished speaking, he glanced at the Taoist priest, who nodded quickly.

"That's right, I'm a liar, I'm not a priest, I don't know how to catch demons and I don't know how to find a son."

The crazy woman was immediately disappointed when she heard what he said.self-mumbling.

"This is not, not the Daoist."

Suddenly she squatted down and began to sob and cry.

"Neither is this, nor is it."

When Ma Xiuzhen heard the mad woman cry, she looked at the Taoist priest more and more unkindly.The Taoist was so frightened that he begged for mercy again and again.

Ma Xiuzhen scolded coldly.

"To shut up!"

Although the Taoist priest is a liar, the crime is not fatal, so Su Shaoying and Ma Xiuzhen didn't intend to kill him, so they beat him up to vent their anger.

During this period, the crazy woman has been squatting on the ground, sobbing and crying to herself, talking to herself and Su He in her imagination.

Lin Xiaoxiao wanted to comfort her, but didn't know how to comfort her, so she could only squat aside with her.

The crazy woman slowly stopped crying, and she seemed to be a little sober now with her blank eyes.Suddenly, she asked softly.

"Do you think I can find my son?"

Lin Xiaoxiao didn't know how to answer. After all, in this era, disappearance is really not a good thing. Her son who hasn't come home for so long may have had an accident.

The woman didn't seem to need her answer either, she just talked to herself.

"They all said that my son was dead and told me not to look for it."

Lin Xiaoxiao knew this question, she sighed in her heart, and said.

"It's never wrong for a mother to seek her son."

When the woman heard this, she laughed immediately, she stood up slowly, and was about to leave.Obviously intending to continue to think of a way, Ma Xiuzhen hurriedly returned the money handed over by the Taoist priest to her.

The woman only took a few copper coins, not the silver dime in Ma Xiuzhen's hand.Her voice was hoarse, with a hint of self-deprecation.

"I'm a crazy woman. If you give me so much money, I won't be able to use it when I'm crazy."

After she finished speaking, she walked slowly towards the entrance of the alley, and her back disappeared after a while.

The storyteller said she was only in her 30s, but her hair was already tinged with hoarfrost.

Lin Xiaoxiao frowned, always feeling as if she had overlooked something.

Ma Xiuzhen walked to her side and sighed.

"A poor man, too."

After encountering such a thing, the bean curd that I ate afterwards seemed to be no longer fragrant. The only good news was that Lin Xiaoxiao's progress bar was full again.

The system is surprised.

[Good luck, it turned out to be an orchid mantis! 】