Insect Simulation Master [Comprehensive Martial Arts]

It is Xu time at this moment, the dusk has passed, and the sky has already darkened. In the past at this time, except for those who are looking for fun, the rest of the people have already gone home to rest, but today is different, today is the Luoyang Flower Fair.

Luoyang West Street gathered almost the entire population of Luoyang City, no matter men, women or children.

There is a street on West Street, most of which are brothels, gambling houses and the like.Since it is the election of the oiran, it will naturally be held here.So before nightfall, lights and festoons have already begun here, and the huge wooden screens have all been set up by the lake at the end of West Street.

Candlelight and fire light illuminated the whole street, like sparks falling into the mortal world.The lake is shimmering, and the lake is dotted with stars, and it is hard to tell whether it is sprinkled from the sky or from the surrounding fires.

Half of the wooden platform extends over the lake. The screen is embroidered with beautiful peonies, and the decorations are also delicate and beautiful peonies.

Chairs and tables have been set up around the wooden platform, and the second floors of street teahouses and restaurants have also been cleaned up so that distinguished guests can come and sit. For ordinary people who want to watch, they must either find a good place to bring their own stools, or Just stand.

Therefore, the wooden bridges on the lake, the small pavilions, and the streets were already full of people.

Many smart Luoyang people have already prepared some snacks, and they come here to wait, there is no need to sell them, and some hungry people will come to serve a portion or two that night.

However, more people in Luoyang also come here with their families to watch the fun. Although the Luoyang Flower Fair is held every year, how many times a year can there be such a grand scene at no cost?

Everyone was waiting, and finally, a few boats appeared on the lake.Those who knew the rules couldn't help holding their breath.

After a few bang bang bangs.Several huge and delicate Yaohuang peonies appeared in the night sky.The colors are gorgeous and beautiful, as if the night sky and stars are its foil.

These are fireworks. This kind of fireworks will be displayed every few days on the night of the flower festival, and they are all peonies of various colors. Such fireworks are quite expensive and difficult to make, so the artisans will start making them after the flower festival is over. Fireworks for next year's flower festival.

The flower show finally started.

At first, someone came to the stage and said something, and then the first beauty came on stage to perform. She was wearing a purple dance dress and a veil. Many people's eyeballs can't wait to stick to it.

It's just that the few guests sitting on the second floor of the restaurant not far away don't seem to be interested in these.Their eyes scanned the crowd, as if looking for something.

Song Tian'er pursed her mouth, she poked her head unwillingly and looked at the people below over and over again.But I couldn't see someone who said he would come back at the flower festival.

After watching for a long time, the girls on the stage had changed a few times, she sat back in frustration, and there were other people sitting at the table, Ye Gucheng and Chu Liuxiang were all there.

Su Rongrong was also a little disappointed, but seeing the solemn atmosphere, she comforted her in a low voice.

"Xiaoxiao is definitely not a random person. Since she wrote a letter saying she would come back, she will definitely come back."

Li Hongxiu nodded.

"There are still a few days left for the Flower Festival, maybe she is not talking about today."

At this time, something seemed to happen on the stage.Gu Liuyue, a girl from Cuiyun Tower, came up and sat on a chair.

These are tables and chairs prepared for girls who play the qin and pipa, but she came up empty-handed.

Because she was wearing a veil, everyone couldn't see her expression clearly, and only listened to her calmly.

"Since the competition is about skills, there must be no restrictions. I am not good at playing the piano and singing, but I am very good at fortune-telling. So how about I perform fortune-telling for you today?"

Her voice was not loud, but because of the close distance and the sharp eyes and ears of martial arts practitioners, she heard everything that should be heard.

The sip of wine that Chu Liuxiang had just drank immediately sprayed on the ground, and rushed to the window as if he had seen a ghost.

Ye Gucheng on the other side didn't give in too much, he was stunned for a moment, and then immediately appeared by the window.

Song Tian'er stepped hard.

"It sounds like Xiaoxiao's voice."

Everyone thought it was very similar. As a swordsman, Ye Gucheng had very good eyesight. He looked straight at the girl on the stage. Although he couldn't see the whole face through the veil, Ye Gucheng could be sure with those eyes alone. , This is Lin Xiaoxiao!

So here comes the question, if this is really Lin Xiaoxiao, why did she appear on the stage as a brothel woman and perform fortune-telling!

A woman in a brothel performing fortune-telling on such an occasion, what is the difference between this and a cook who says he wants to show a hard dish in his own restaurant, but then makes a stir-fried iron nail?

Li Hongxiu murmured to himself: "That's why Xiaoxiao meant to catch up with the flower festival."

More than just catching up, she went straight up to perform.

On the other side, Lin Xiaoxiao's words caused an uproar.Everyone who heard it thought they had heard it wrong.

"Did she just say she was going to tell her fortune on it? Did I hear you right?"

"Women in brothels know this kind of thing?"

"It's not a fool, is it?"

"It must be grandstanding, and I want to win in this way!"

"What the hell is this? I'm here to watch the singing and dancing. Why do I come here for fortune-telling?!"

The people in the front row were arguing, ridiculed, and disdainful. A few of them kindly advised the girl above to get down quickly. This was not an occasion for her to be fooled at will.

But the people in the back row were miserable. They didn't hear what the girl on the stage said at all, but they heard the sudden discussion in the front row.

"Oh, stop arguing."

"what happened?"

"Who told me, what did you say earlier?"

Lin Xiaoxiao pretended she didn't hear it, and the old god was sitting there.

She is now wearing a moon-white dress and a moon-white veil. She has no decorations on her body, and her hair is not even combed into a bun. Instead, she is loosely tied with a headband of the same color and hangs behind her back. .

It's completely different from most girls who are dressed up. Even if some want to focus on simplicity and elegance, she is not like her. She tied her hair with a headband and went out. It is equivalent to disheveled hair, which is very different. elegant.

But she was sitting on it right now, her back was straight, her eyes were neither sad nor happy, she just looked down so plainly, amidst the discussions of the crowd, it seemed that she was extraordinarily different at the moment.

Little did she know that she was asking the system.

[How am I now?Do you feel fresh and refined? 】

The system is very pertinent.

[Pretty good, such a fresh and refined liar who is different from the usual coquettish sluts. 】

Lin Xiaoxiao is not happy anymore.

[Speak respectfully, I am the second-generation fortune teller of our old Lin family!How did you become a liar? 】

The system silently looked at the corner of the crowd: [... looking for the fortune-teller master]

Standing there were the young ladies of plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum. Didn't Tianshan Child Elder give Lin Xiaoxiao the right to seek help from the Vulture Palace?

So she immediately asked the nearby plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum to come over. In case there was a cold scene, and no one came up after waiting for a long time to wait for special circumstances, they would go on stage and perform a touching scene of a fortune teller with Lin Xiaoxiao.

[This...smart people have to be prepared!Isn't it funny that the thing overturned? 】

【You could have stopped being funny. 】

The system said helplessly.

【Didn't Yueniang tell you to teach you a quick tune to mess around with? 】

[No, I'm tone deaf, it's impossible to sing, and it's impossible to sing in this life!Isn't this competition about bit length?Don't take fortune-telling as a specialty! 】

Speaking of this, Lin Xiaoxiao was wronged.

[It's because of your prejudices that when I was in school, my teachers never chose me for special performances, such as Children's Day, National Day, or graduation season!

It's really sad, do you know that I will spend my whole life to heal such a prejudiced childhood! 】

So the programs you sign up for on Children's Day, National Day, and graduation season are all fortune-telling, right?

The system was silent for a moment and said.

Well done teacher!

Lin Xiaoxiao: Humph!

While Lin Xiaoxiao was talking to the system, there was still no one on stage, but there was a lot of noise below the stage, as if she wanted to label her as a liar, grandstanding, and deviousness.

The time agreed between Lin Xiaoxiao and Mei Lan Zhu Ju is very close. By that time, the patience of the crowd may have reached its limit. If no one is willing to go on stage, then the fortune-telling of the Vulture Palace will be entrusted.

System: If Tianshan Child Elder knows that her maidservant has been summoned to do this, she doesn't know how she will feel.

As a result, just as the plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemums were about to come up, a rich young man came on stage, and there were a few of his friends in the audience.He didn't believe in fortune-telling, but just made a bet with his friends.

She is just a girl from a brothel, good looks are enough, and all these things are used to sensationalize the public and take the opportunity to increase her social status, but she does not know that it is just a joke.

Chen Xiao opened the folding fan with a snap, and sat in front of Lin Xiaoxiao.

"I'm here to compensate the beauty for fun. I don't know how Miss Gu plans to calculate it? Is it based on palmistry or face reading."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and put it on the table, his eyes seemed ambiguous, but in fact he was disdainful, and he was already thinking about how to expose this Miss Gu.

"What people in the world usually seek is marriage, future, fortune, life expectancy, and good fortune. What do you want, my lord?"

Chen Xiao slapped the fan.

"I don't know what it is, so it's better to have a future."

Lin Xiaoxiao looked at the hand, raised her eyes and said.

"My son must have a good family background, relying on wisdom to make a living, and more than enough wit, but..."

She turned the subject around.

"The family is too spoiled, the young master just came out of the building not long ago. Being too obsessed with women is not good for the future of the young master."

Chen Xiao opened his eyes wide.

"How do you know... No, you are a brothel girl..."

Lin Xiaoxiao said lightly. "The Peony Pavilion where the young master went is far away from the Cuiyun Tower, and I didn't know that the young master would come up."

The implication is that even if she is a brothel girl, she wouldn't be too busy to inquire about these, would she?

Chen Ling's eyes widened.How did she know that he went to Peony Pavilion!

"You...you can really figure it out?"

The girl in front of her seemed a little displeased, her eyes were slightly cold, and she looked at Chen Ling.

"Since I'm here, is it just to tell a lie that can be exposed at a poke?"

Lin Xiaoxiao smiled from the bottom of her heart: Yes, she is.

The bluffed Chen Xiao couldn't help but waver. Did he really guess wrong? This Miss Gu is really a bit real, but a brothel girl can tell fortunes...

Everyone in the audience who was still waiting to see the joke was also stunned.Judging by the boy's reaction, is it possible that he really got it right?

Several friends of Chen Xiao were in shock in the audience.

"How did she guess the Peony Pavilion where Chen Ling and we went?"

"Could it be... really a little bit capable?"

"My parents have told me since I was a child that such strange people should not be offended, why don't we stop gambling and call Chen Xiao down?"

The voices in the audience became quieter, and many people murmured in their hearts.

Chen Xiao tried hard to calm himself down on the stage, he grabbed a point and said.

"Miss Gu said that my parents are spoiled, but my parents have already lost one. How can you explain this?"

"I just said that your family is spoiled. When did you say that you have both parents?"

Lin Xiaoxiao asked him to stretch out his hand again, but she hadn't finished reading it yet.

Chen Ling stretched out his hand hesitantly, and began to feel a little uneasy.

Lin Xiaoxiao looked at it and thought about it.

"Father dies before mother."

Chen Ling withdrew his hand abruptly, and then said in a daze for a long time.

"Exactly...exactly, my father passed away when I was young, and my mother raised me. My mother regards me as her lifeblood, and she is indeed spoiled."

"Oh."

Facing Chen Xiao's dazed and sad look, Lin Xiaoxiao nodded.

"A loving mother dotes on her only son."

Chen Xiao struggled.

"No, I'm not the only child in my family, I have a younger sister..."

After he finished speaking, he stopped suddenly, because he realized that he was wrong again. Miss Gu said that he was the only son in the family, so he was not the only son in the family.

He looked up at Miss Gu, those cold eyes seemed to have seen through him from head to toe, from inside to outside.

There was awe in his eyes, and he sat up straight involuntarily, where was the casualness and disdain just now.

"Miss Gu just said that my future...can be solved."

"I didn't say all that just now. The family is spoiled and obsessed with women. This will hinder your future. Since you are asking about your future, you must have some ideas about your future."

"Exactly, I felt that I was incompetent in Shichangye. When I was young, my family was supported by my mother. Back then, I was determined to share the burden for my mother when I grew up, but I didn't want to become the mediocre appearance I am now.

That's why I came to Luoyang with a few friends, and I wanted to come to Luoyang to bring some porcelain back and do some business. "

"As a result, the business is muddled, but the day is spent and drunk?"

Lin Xiaoxiao's words were not polite.

Chen Xiao no longer asked her how she knew it, and she was more and more convinced by this girl Gu's words, so she felt a little ashamed when faced with these words.

He said cautiously.

"I don't know if the master can tell me, how is my business, is it bad or good?"

Lin Xiaoxiao just glanced at him lightly and said.

"What you wanted to calculate before was the future, but you didn't say it was bad luck. Fortune-telling is against the sky. I am doing fortune-telling for free today, which is already an exception."

Chen Xiao heard that fortune tellers must collect money, otherwise he would immediately take out the money and give it to Lin Xiaoxiao if it would be harmful to the fortune teller.

Lin Xiaoxiao was still indifferent.

"I'm not short of money. There will be other predestined people who want to tell their fortunes later, so don't stand in the way here, just go."

Chen Xiao was in a hurry now, begging Miss Gu to help him, the voice was so earnest that she almost knelt down.After all the good words, Lin Xiaoxiao accepted the ingot of silver "reluctantly".

Then reluctantly stretched out her slender hand, and made a calculation.Then he said indifferently.

"fierce."

Chen Xiao was taken aback, how could it be fierce?

"Ms. Gu, please explain clearly, what kind of fierce method?"

Lin Xiaoxiao shook her head.

"The secret cannot be leaked."

Chen Xiao immediately showed frustration, but Lin Xiaoxiao said again.

"You have a nice fan."

Her voice was so soft that no one could hear it except Chen Xiao.

Chen Xiao looked up in surprise.

This fan was given to him by a girl when he was in the Peony Pavilion. It seems to be a new novelty in Luoyang. It uses peony juice to color and uses a special method to leave fragrance. It has a peony fragrance, which is very elegant.

He likes it very much, so he took it with him these days, and thought about buying some of these gadgets to take home and sell them, but his friends advised him to save his money and buy more porcelain. After all, he bought porcelain in Luoyang and sold it. It's much more valuable than these gadgets.Definitely double it.

But now Miss Gu seems to want him to give up porcelain and sell this instead.

He hesitated a little, wanting to ask himself if his understanding was correct.

But Lin Xiaoxiao didn't answer his question, but just reminded him.

"If you want to make a business, then you'd better stop being obsessed with women, otherwise you may be in danger. Remember to see a doctor when you go back. Kidney deficiency can be cured."

In the last sentence, Lin Xiaoxiao gave this person face and said it very softly.

Chen Xiao was shocked.

"Master, can you even count this?!"

Lin Xiaoxiao had a cold face.

"It's not calculated. Anyone who knows a little bit of medical skills can tell that your kidney is weak."

Chen Xiao: "...I will stop being a womanizer when I go back!"

He left the stage thankfully, the audience were all dumbfounded, they surrounded Chen Xiao one after another, and you asked without saying a word.

Chen Xiao firmly stated that this is a master who is rare in a thousand years and has real materials!

what

Is he an accomplice?

What a joke, do you have an accomplice as rich as him?

Of course, if Miss Gu really needed help, he would go up there with the silver taels in hand, so there's no need to put on a show here!

Everyone who saw clearly upstairs: ...

They all knew that Lin Xiaoxiao was definitely not such a master fortune teller, but this scene seemed a little mysterious?

Even the system couldn't help but wonder how Lin Xiaoxiao knew so much.Compared with other people who were skeptical and thought that Chen Xiao was a trustee, it was sure that Lin Xiaoxiao had never met Chen Xiao before.

System: Could this player really know fortune-telling?Is he a big boss who smiles on weekdays but is mean behind his back? !

Lin Xiaoxiao, who still doesn't know what the system thinks of her, said.

[I went shopping with Rong Rong and the others a few days ago, didn't I smell a strong fragrance of flowers? 】

The larvae of the brown-edged green moth like to parasitize on flowers and trees and eat leaves.Insects are always very sensitive to food, and peony is one of the caterpillars' favorite flowers and trees. The fragrance of the flower is mixed with powder, which is particularly pungent. Lin Xiaoxiao sneezed because of the strong fragrance of peony flowers .

They happened to pass by the Peony Pavilion at that time, and Su Rongrong told her that the oiran who was selected in the latest competition was in that brothel, and the plaque of the Peony Pavilion would be hung in that brothel.is not fixed.

And only the Peony Pavilion can be decorated with peonies, which is also a customary rule.

Although the streets and alleys seem to be filled with the fragrance of peonies after the flower fair begins, this kind of fragrance is both fat and powdery, as if pickled, and there is a high probability that only Peony Pavilion will have it.

In addition, Chen Ling is so young, and she looks normal, but her limbs are weak, her lower body is unstable, her eyes are blue and black, her complexion is sallow, and she obviously has kidney deficiency.

Then there was a bet between him and his friends, and his sloppy appearance also showed that he is more playful in nature.

When all the dots are together, there is such a little intersection, so it is easy to guess that he probably just went to have a good time with the beauty not long ago.

Of course, the most important thing is the ability to speak. She didn't say whether Chen Ling went to the Peony Pavilion to be chic at the first time, but said that he was obsessed with women. What does it mean to be obsessed with women?

Even if he has only one lover, it can be said that he is obsessed with women, but in this era, at this age, [-]% of men should have had a lover. People like Ye Gucheng are still a minority after all.

As for his family background and his wisdom, you can tell just by looking at his hands. His skin is fair, there are no calluses, and he doesn't have much clothes. How could he not be a coolie? Is it by wisdom to eat?

[What about the father dying before the mother? 】

【Father dies first, that is, the father dies before the mother, and the mother dies first, that is, the father lives, and the mother dies first.He also told me about the only son in the back. After all, when he said the lifeblood, he subconsciously believed that it was only himself. If he had a brother, he would not have said that. 】

The system was startled.

[I almost believed you, this guy can really tell fortunes, but you really relied on fooling from the beginning to the end? !

Fuck!Put my jaw back on!You big liar! 】

This time it was Lin Xiaoxiao's turn to despise it.

【What will I do? Didn't you know from the beginning?Tell me, when did I say that I can really tell fortunes? 】

The system hid sadly. It didn't expect that it knew who Lin Xiaoxiao was, but it was still fooled!

This fact is too cruel, it is still a baby, it cannot bear it!

At this moment, all the people under the stage looked up at Lin Xiaoxiao, and the atmosphere was strangely silent.

Lin Xiaoxiao just said.

"But who else wants to come up?"

An old woman came up hesitantly.

All she wanted was some discord with her neighbors, and she always felt that the other party's zodiac sign restrained her, which made her family unlucky recently, but after all, they were old neighbors for many years with feelings, and she didn't know how to solve it.

This kind of thing is the most handy for Lin Xiaoxiao. With just a few words, the old lady's knots were resolved, and she was so happy that she went down with a smile.

At the same time, there were two more biscuits on the table, which were brought by the old lady for supper at home. Originally, she wanted to give money, but Lin Xiaoxiao didn't want it, so she asked for these two biscuits.

Now, Miss Gu's ability to tell fortunes has finally become deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

All of a sudden, everyone was scrambling to climb up the stage, fearing that this rare opportunity would be missed.

"I want to come, I want to count my son's future!"

"I want to count my fortune!"

"I want to count it as a marriage! Oh, don't pull my pants! It's about to fall!"

"Someone pulled my shoe off."

"Whoa, who's shoe flew on my head, it's so fucking stinky, isn't it used to press pickles?!"

"Pants, pants are falling!"

Lin Xiaoxiao was like a dark horse, shining brilliantly in this competition, forcing her to stay on stage for nearly half an hour.

Lin Xiaoxiao was proud at that time.

If this is not the first, then who is the first?

The results of the competition are announced.

Not to mention the first, the second and third are not her share!

The system laughed super loudly in Lin Xiaoxiao's head.

[Yo, it seems that you are sometimes inaccurate! 】

Lin Xiaoxiao was in a hurry: [There is a shady scene, there must be a shady scene! 】

Unexpectedly, Yueniang told her with a complicated expression.

Because her fortune-telling was so accurate, everyone felt that this kind of competition was an insult to a fortune-teller. How could a fortune-teller like her be just a brothel girl, making excuses every day?

At first, a rich man wanted to sell a favor of a capable person like her to redeem her, so that such talent could be used by him, but everyone thought so, and in the end, even ordinary people got involved somehow .

In the end, everyone decided that they would crowdfund together to redeem Master Gu!

Everyone firmly stated that she, Master Gu is absolutely inferior in the brothel, and she should break the iron mouth on the flyover and dominate the world!

In other words, because Lin Xiaoxiao performed so well, she was not ranked at all when she was ranked, and she was lonely when she came out to compete.

The system laughed out loud.

【Hahaha, Master Gu, congratulations on getting out of the sea of ​​suffering!Hahaha! 】

Lin Xiaoxiao: ... Gan!