Insect Simulation Master [Comprehensive Martial Arts]

With the booklet that Lin Xiaoxiao found, some things are already obvious.

The antidote that Princess Pipa wanted to pull out the poison in the nobles of the Kucha Kingdom once and for all did not exist. The antidote promised by Shi Guanyin was simply a bait to trick them into doing things obediently in the Kucha Kingdom.

To put it bluntly, it is a big radish that falls in front of the donkey's eyes, so that you can look at it, but you will never be able to eat it.

What a fool this is, it simply treats people as fools.

One can imagine how angry Princess Pipa was, she was so angry that she slapped several palms in the yard, smashing all the potted plants in the yard.Suddenly the yard was in a mess.

It also made everyone more curious about who this beautiful princess learned martial arts from. She has such advanced martial arts at a young age.

Princess Pipa took a deep breath, withdrew her furious emotions, and looked at Lin Xiaoxiao with heavy eyes.

"In that case, let's burn those harmful things now."

Lin Xiaoxiao nodded with a slightly cold expression.

"That's one of the reasons I'm here."

Poppy has medicinal value, it is not harmful in itself, but it is a pity that some people have the intention of harming others, so that it has become such a dirty product.

Everyone went to the sea of ​​flowers again with condensed faces, where it was still full of rich red.Swaying with the wind, it looks like bursts of red sea waves.

It's just that after knowing what the flower is used for, no one will find it beautiful.And I heard from those female disciples that many corpses were buried here.

Hearing this, look at the bright red flower again, the red color is like fresh blood.

Several people dispersed, held their breath and poured oil and wine inside, and then Lin Xiaoxiao directly threw out the simple torch he made in his hand.

In an instant, the fire suddenly burst out, and then the violent flame immediately spread in the sea of ​​flowers and quickly swept away all the bewitching red.Ashes flew up with the heat wave, then drifted down.

The sea of ​​flowers turned into scorched black, and there was nothing left.

A few days later, everyone finally returned to the Central Plains.

Wuqing and the others have also completed all their affairs. The Church of the Virgin Mary was taken up by six doors and completely wiped out. Everything about the Virgin Mary was burned and smashed, including those Virgin Mary bought by the dignitaries and nobles. Like and the so-called elixir that can make people stay young forever and prolong life.

Among them, the Holy Mother seems to be a smash, but the pill wants to be handed over by those people, but encounters some obstacles. Many people want to keep it privately, and one or two are not telling the truth.

Fortunately, the current Holy Majesty has a bit of courage. When he learned of the dangers of this poppy, and heard that the king of a small country in the Kucha Kingdom had to obey Shi Guanyin because of this thing, he immediately responded with shock, anger, and fury. The six doors issued an order to investigate, thoroughly investigate, and investigate all the dignitaries and nobles who have been related to each other!

This Notre Dame Church is a group of rebels, what kind of good things can rebels be?That must be something that shakes the foundation of the country.They must all be burned. He previously understood that these officials did not do it on purpose, but were bewitched by those thieves, so he was willing to give them a chance to reform themselves.But if there is any high-ranking official who dares to hide secretly and not report it, it is to deceive him that the emperor is too benevolent, and he must be the accomplice of those rebels. The six doors can directly throw people into prison.Afterwards, they all handed over the roster to him. Of course, if anyone dares to resist, then they will be regarded as traitors and killed first, then played!

After the order is issued, everyone knows the determination of the current majesty. In addition, not long ago, a few followers of the Southern King were cut off, and the blood on the execution ground has not been washed. All of them lost their voice.

But this order does not mean that the work of the six doors will be done easily.Although he didn't dare to confront the emperor head-on, but is the poison of poppy just a quit?What's more, many pampered high-ranking officials and nobles have pitifully little self-control. Even if they have heard that it is a harmful thing, but when they think of the feeling of ecstasy, they want to hand over the pill. Unconsciously took it back.

Lin Xiaoxiao and the others had just returned to the Central Plains and were having breakfast on the second floor of the restaurant, planning to find Wuqing later.Hu Tiehua deserves the nickname of an old drunkard, and ordered a pot of good wine early in the morning.

He took a sip and sighed.

"Although the wine from Kucha is good, I still prefer the wine from our Central Plains."

Chu Liuxiang laughed at him.

"That's it, did you have a drink at King Kucha in those few days?"

Hu Tiehua choked and forced her respect.

"I'm not giving face to King Qiuci."

Lin Xiaoxiao laughed immediately.

"You are giving King Qiuci face so much, why did they say that we should stay for two more days and you shouldn't come down?"

"That can't be done. It's so hot in the daytime that I want to peel off my skin, and it's so cold at night that I want to peel off the bark and wrap it around my body. I really can't stand that place. Besides, you guys are not I know that Princess Pipa..."

Hu Tiehua winked at the crowd.

"She's good at martial arts. I'm afraid that if she gritted her teeth and stomped her feet, she would tie up the old bug. You said that if I didn't rescue her for a while and gave birth to a little bug, then I would To save or not to save?"

Chu Liuxiang, who originally wanted to laugh at Hu Tiehua, didn't expect that he would be reversed, so he touched his nose immediately.

"Then I have to thank you for thinking of me so much?"

Hu Tiehua laughed.

"Why be polite."

Lin Xiaoxiao chuckled on the side.

"Then you're wrong. Princess Pipa told me herself that she despises Chu Liuxiang as black as charcoal, and she can't find it even when the lamp is lit at night."

As soon as these words came out, Hu Tiehua laughed louder and clapped his hands again and again.

"Extremely! Extremly! This old bug went into the desert and didn't know what to do. Everyone was exposed together, but he was exposed to such a virtue. When I go to see Rongrong and the others, I am afraid that I will Thought I'd dropped the old bug."

This kind of thing is probably seen clearly by others, but I can't notice much change.

Chu Liuxiang touched her face, and took a photo on the water surface of the teacup.

"It's not that dark, is it?"

Everyone immediately laughed without saying a word.

At this moment, the sound of orderly footsteps came from outside. Everyone looked up and found that it was something about the street next door. The other side seemed to be rich and powerful, and a group of officers and soldiers wore big swords and swords on their waists. The past encloses a rather luxurious gateway.The people around were either watching in fear or vigilance, and closed the door altogether in order not to cause trouble.

The leader is still an acquaintance, but Jin Jiuling, it seems that he is leading the team here.He also followed a few more, all with six-door badges hanging around their waists.

One of them stepped forward and knocked on the door, and then the door opened slowly. A porter cautiously poked his head out, as if saying something.

But the voice was too low, and Lin Xiaoxiao and others were far away, so they couldn't hear clearly.

Jin Jiuling held a token in his hand, and immediately showed it to the porter.

After that, the two six-door policemen behind him immediately stepped forward to block the door that the concierge wanted to close, and opened it directly.Immediately afterwards, Jin Jiuling waved and rushed in with the officers and soldiers.

shouted the porter at once. "Hey, you can't go in like this, I have to ask my master for instructions!"

His voice was high, and Lin Xiaoxiao and others heard it.Presumably Jin Jiuling could also hear clearly, but he turned a deaf ear, like a cheetah preparing to hunt, moving surprisingly fast.

Not long after, he came out again, and the officers and soldiers behind him dragged out a few people, who should be the owner of the big house.Another six-door catcher was holding a box carefully.Follow behind Jin Jiuling.

Another imposing old man with snow-white hair and beard and silk and satin body followed, followed by a few weeping female relatives.

"give me back!"

The one who was being dragged away was a skinny little white face. His small arms and legs were not of the same type as the officers and soldiers holding him, but this guy was very arrogant, still struggling and trying to kick people with his feet.Mouth clamoring.

"Do you know who I am? I'm the brother-in-law of the current emperor, how dare you treat me like this?"

Jin Jiuling said coldly.

"Now the Holy Majesty personally issued a will, and we are only acting according to the order."

The little boy said angrily.

"I don't care what you do according to orders. I'm the brother-in-law of the Holy Majesty today. The Majesty will not do anything to me. You'd better let me go quickly, otherwise when my sister finds out, you will definitely be sentenced to death!"

After being scolded like this, Jin Jiuling's face became even colder.

"My lord, please speak carefully. It is a big taboo for concubines to interfere with the court. I don't think the imperial concubine will be so indiscriminate."

The little boy wanted to scold something, but the old man behind him knew that he had to keep silent after hearing Jin Jiuling's words, so he scolded immediately.

"shut up!"

Then he walked over and said something to Jin Jiuling, as if he was trying to make up for what his son said wrong just now, and then begged for mercy on his son's behalf.

Lin Xiaoxiao and others watched coldly on the second floor. At this moment, a voice came.

"I have long heard that Concubine Liu Gui's younger brother is very absurd, overbearing and domineering, and will not change after repeated admonitions. Now, it seems that he will not change after repeated admonitions. I am afraid that there is no education at home. If this kind of thing happens, he has to cover up. It is too spoiled. That poison, sweet as honey."

While talking, someone came in through the window and sat on the empty stool without seeing anyone else.

The comer's bright red cloak, curving sides, and a mustache trimmed like eyebrows, isn't it Lu Xiaofeng's own chicken?

He is also a good drinker, and his nose is immediately happy when he sniffs it.

"Hey, this Qiu Lubai is pretty good."

As he spoke, he poured himself a glass.

Hu Tiehua smiled.

"So it's you, long time no see, let's have a drink!"

Lu Xiaofeng just saw Hu Tiehua, and he was immediately amused.

"So you're here too, so don't leave tonight, we haven't won or lost yet last time!"

Chu Liuxiang was curious.

"You two know each other?"

Hu Tiehua laughed, indicating that they met once.That day when he was drinking alone, he found that Lu Xiaofeng was also drinking alone. Most likely, alcoholics have a special way of saying goodbye to the same kind. most.

In the end, the two of them were very drunk, and the next day Lu Xiaofeng had something to do, so he left a note and ran away.

Lin Xiaoxiao immediately understood that it was the friendship between two alcoholics.That's no surprise.

On the contrary, Lu Xiaofeng was a little surprised when he faced Chu Liuxiang. After Chu Liuxiang opened his mouth, he stopped drinking, leaned over to look at him for a while, and then smiled.

"What's going on with you? How come the suave and suave Chu Xiangshuai has turned into a charcoal head after a few days of absence? Hahaha, I just looked up on the street and saw Ye Gucheng and Lin Xiaoxiao, but I didn't recognize you !"

Chu Liuxiang was helpless.

"You all say I'm dark, but I don't think it's dark, and I'm not a girl, so black spots don't matter."

Then, he looked out the window indifferently.

"It's there, what's going on?"

Lu Xiaofeng glanced over there, with disdain on his face.

"That's the way it will be. The Liu family had a Concubine Liu Gui, and she called herself the uncle of the country. Raising an only son has become such a virtue that fears nothing. Maybe it's boring to live a good life. , unexpectedly came across the elixir made by that poppy. Prime Minister Liu indulged his son, and now they panicked when the guillotine was about to come down."

Hu Tiehua took a sip of wine after hearing this, and said suspiciously.

"I remember that the current emperor has a queen, right? It's the Liu family's turn to be the uncle?"

"Things in the court are very chaotic, who knows what the Liu family thinks."

Lu Xiaofeng sneered.

"However, they are very happy with this status, but the current Holy Majesty does not seem to be happy."

As soon as these words came out, everyone immediately looked over.

Lin Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows.

"Have you met the emperor?"

Lu Xiaofeng nodded.

"Didn't he and Zhui Ming go to investigate the things lost by Lord Lin, the servant of the household department before his death? That thing is terrible. It happens to be the evidence of rebellion and corruption by King Nan and his party. We have made meritorious service, so the emperor said summoned us."

He briefly explained that Mr. Lin hid the evidence before he died, and the seal he carried with him was the key to find the evidence. The person who wiped out the Lin family that day was sent by Nanwang to steal the seal. , The reason why they use the poison of the seven-heart crabapple is because the seven-heart crabapple is not only highly poisonous and concealed, but also makes the corpse quickly rot. They secretly stuffed the small seal into Mr. Lin's stomach, and after it rotted, the corpse turned into dry bones , it can be easily taken out by directly opening the coffin.And even if someone opened the coffin later, no one would notice the abnormality.

It's just that Mr. Lin was cautious enough to hide the evidence very well. Before those people could crack the secret of the seal, they took back the seal.

It was precisely because of the twists and turns of this matter that the emperor wanted to see it.

Ye Gucheng couldn't help feeling curious. "I thought your character would not like to enter the palace."

Lu Xiaofeng nodded. "That's right, that's why I declined. Who knew that one day when Zhuiming and I went to a restaurant for drinks, we met a certain nobleman surnamed Huang."

A nobleman surnamed Huang?

Contacting the context of what Lu Xiaofeng said, Lin Xiaoxiao immediately understood it. "It seems that he really likes you. He actually came out of the palace for you?"

Chu Liuxiang smirked.

"I already knew you were a nice guy, but I didn't want you to be this nice."

Only Hu Tiehua was confused.

"What is this and what? Didn't you just talk about the current sage, why did you talk about some noble person surnamed Huang in a blink of an eye? Are you still looking for Lu Xiaofeng? Could it be his dewy love?"

Hu Tiehua was confused and misunderstood the words directly, and even took that noble man surnamed Huang as a woman.

As soon as these words came out, Lu Xiaofeng choked on the wine and coughed.

"Shut up, you can't talk nonsense, I want to live a few more years."

"You, you, you are really not smart when you should be smart, and you are smart when you shouldn't be smart." Chu Liuxiang laughed out loud, and then leaned into Hu Tiehua's ear and said something.

Hu Tiehua suddenly opened his eyes wide.

"What? Today's saint..."

He just raised his voice, then quickly realized again, and said in a low voice.

"The current emperor actually went out of the palace to look for you?"

Lu Xiaofeng shook his head and said.

"I didn't leave the palace on purpose, it was just a coincidence."

Lin Xiaoxiao was curious.

"Then did he give you a reward? After all, you have made such a great contribution, so there must be a lot of rewards, right?"

"He gave me a sign. With this sign, I can enter and leave the palace and enjoy the fine wine in the palace."

Lu Xiaofeng swirled the wine glass.

Hu Tiehua was envious immediately.

"The wine in the palace is the best wine in the world, you are lucky."

"Then you are wrong. I think I am not only unlucky, but also unlucky."

Lu Xiaofeng pouted.He sighed deeply.

"You don't know that Zhui Ming and I were not the only ones drinking together in the restaurant that day, there was another person."

Ye Gucheng: "Who?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "Ximen Chuuxue. When looking for evidence, I asked him to help."

Lin Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows. "He usually doesn't like to go out, but he made an exception twice this year because of you. Just why do you say it's bad luck?"

Lu Xiaofeng complained quietly.

"Do you think it's a simple matter to invite him? Have you forgotten what you said at the gate of his villa that day?"

what did she say?

Lin Xiaoxiao had forgotten it a long time ago, and when she finally remembered it, her face suddenly became a little weird.What she said that day was actually a simple point, about the way eyebrows and beards exist.

But soon she looked at Lu Xiaofeng's beard and eyebrows confidently.

"You don't have a beard and eyebrows...wait a minute...your eyebrows..."

The originally upright face became a little hesitant.

Lu Xiaofeng smirked. "Do you want to take a closer look?"

Lin Xiaoxiao knew that it was best to pretend that she didn't know anything at this time, but her deadly curiosity began to emerge, forcing her to reach out and touch Lu Xiaofeng's eyebrows tentatively, but she actually pulled that eyebrow off.

Suddenly, everyone who was still thinking about the meaning of the conversation between Lu Xiaofeng and Lin Xiaoxiao fell silent.

After a while, there was loud laughter from the box, and Hu Tiehua laughed so hard that he stopped drinking and pounded on the table.Chu Liuxiang smiled so hard that even Ye Gucheng's lips couldn't stop rising.

Only Lin Xiaoxiao couldn't laugh.

She looked at the eyebrows in her hands, and stretched out her hands stiffly to put them back.

Then he smiled rather guiltyly.

"...Hehe, this...that...I was young and ignorant at that time, so please bear with me."

Lu Xiaofeng snorted, and straightened his eyebrows that had left and returned just now.

"young?"

Hu Tiehua laughed, and asked what was going on, which was too funny, tell them quickly, and let them continue laughing.

Lu Xiaofeng glanced at Lin Xiaoxiao resentfully, and told what happened that day.

Back then, he didn't know that Lin Xiaoxiao was a big girl, and he treated her like a child. But when he was about to ask Ximen Chuixue to come out of the mountain for help, and lost two beards because of this, this guy met Huaman at the gate of Wanmei Villa. Lou talked a lot about how to shave his beard and eyebrows to be the most interesting.It turned out that Ximen Chuuxue really remembered it.So much so that when he asked Ximen Chuuxue for help for the second time, he couldn't even keep his eyebrows.

Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua laughed even louder.

"Hahaha! I didn't expect Ximen Fuxue to have such an interest!"

"Surely a wonderful person! But Xiaoxiao is really a little unkind. Hahaha!"

Lin Xiaoxiao glared at them: ... Smile and smile, you know how to laugh!

Then she coughed.

"I promise to find the best medicine for you, so that your eyebrows will grow back as soon as possible."

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, Lu Xiaofeng became even more resentful. "You thought all I lost was an eyebrow."

Lin Xiaoxiao was shocked.

"Could it be that your other eyebrow also..."

Lu Xiaofeng remained expressionless: "It's not just the top, this time it's all of them."

That is to say... Lu Xiaofeng is now a bare egg without beard and eyebrows?

Lin Xiaoxiao couldn't help it at this time, and suddenly burst out laughing.But soon became suspicious.

"Ximen Chuuxue is so ruthless, isn't it right?"

Lu Xiaofeng took a sip of his wine and said melancholy.

"This is the second unlucky thing. Originally, Ximen Chuuxue only wanted one of my eyebrows and one beard. He just laughed a few times to himself, and then allowed me to find a fake one. Who knows..."

He expressed a gloomy expression.

When the emperor visited that day, he noticed Ximen Chuuxue as soon as he entered the door. He didn't know where he heard about Ximen Chuuxue. After seeing Ximen Chuuxue, his eyes lit up and he was full of admiration. In the end, he opened his mouth and said, "Qing is beautiful, why don't you go back to the palace with him?" , enjoy the offerings in the palace.

Just looking at the last two sentences, these words sound quite normal, probably because too many things have happened recently, making the emperor feel a little unsafe, and he wants to expand the scale of martial arts masters enshrined in the palace.

But if you add the phrase "beauty", then everything is wrong!

No matter how you look at it, what follows seems to be some kind of power and sex transaction, okay?

Lu Xiaofeng's hands shook at that time, and the wine spilled all over his body, it was really bad for him.

What about the emperor who was wise and martial, frugal and caring for the people, and worked hard to govern?

Lu Xiaofeng had indeed imagined the appearance of the emperor, but he never imagined that the emperor would moles his friend Ximen Chuuxue as soon as he appeared!

He dared to say that if it weren't for the emperor's clear eyes, although his mouth was flamboyant, he was not lewd/evil, Ximen Chuuxue might have cut him off with a single sword strike.

Of course, although Ximen Chuuxue wasn't angry, he was obviously upset. He didn't attack the emperor, but he drew his long sword and pointed it at Wei Ziyun, the commander of the emperor's Imperial Guard, a famous swordsman in Jianghu in the past.

Then he beat his subordinate Wei Ziyun mercilessly in front of the emperor.

Lu Xiaofeng raised his heart again immediately, just now he was afraid that Ximen Chuuxue would kill the emperor, this time he was afraid that the emperor would be so angry that he would chop off Ximen Chuuxue's head, but the emperor was not angry, and even said that he did not expect Ximen Chuuxue to be so good at martial arts, so, as long as If Ximen Chuuxue is willing to enter the palace, then the enshrining treatment he enjoys will be increased by [-]%.

Lu Xiaofeng: ...the emperor's personality is quite distinctive.

Ximen Chuuxue just said indifferently that he was reckless and unbearable to take on such a big responsibility, and then drifted away. As a result, the emperor stood in front of the window and watched, and said another sentence.

"Sure enough, a beautiful woman, even more wonderful."

Lu Xiaofeng watched Ximen Chuuxue fly away and paused for a moment, then at midnight, there was a figure in the guest room where he was staying, Ximen Chuuxue brutally shaved off his remaining beard and eyebrows, and then threw down two fake Yes, he left with a refreshed face.

Speaking of this, Lu Xiaofeng wiped away bitter tears.

"Tell me, isn't it me who is the most unlucky?"

His appearance made everyone laugh, knowing that when a friend is unlucky, it's not good to laugh like this, but they... cough cough, sorry, I couldn't help it, hahaha!

As a result, Ye Gucheng smiled and found that Lin Xiaoxiao seemed to look at him with a complicated look. When he looked back, did he seem to have an illusion?