DIO Magic House Investigation Report

Before Jotaro went downstairs, I took 10 minutes and got my ice cream and found out what was going on with the kid.

The child's name is Xihua Haruno, and his mother is a single mother who works as a bartender in a nightclub, often playing outside and ignoring him.He said he was going to the supermarket to buy something, but he was left here for almost two hours and no one came to pick him up.

...It's really super irresponsible, I feel that I should really take the exam before becoming a parent, and don't care about life or care.

I heard that Ms. Xihua got him because of an unexpected pregnancy, but when I heard that the biological father of this child was unknown, my intuitive radar immediately went up.

Although he has black hair, his facial features are a bit mixed, and he looks a bit like Mr. Jonathan Joestar.

What is the probability that this kind of thing will happen and be encountered by me?

Could it be... Really such a coincidence...

The doubts in my heart were getting bigger and bigger, so I took out the pendulum, and while the child was licking the ice cream blankly, I made a simple inquiry.

"This is the son that DIO created using Jonathan's body."

The pendulum slowly turned clockwise, giving me an answer without any suspense.

"..."

...Okay, my intuition is never wrong.

This guy DIO actually has a woman he let go.No... I feel like I'm at a loss. To be fair, I'm going to find some men too, and I'll date Jotaro when he becomes a mature man.

"Sister, what's wrong with you?" The boy licked the ice cream and looked at me who was thinking with concern.

"I might know your father." I looked at the child blankly and said.

He stared at me blankly.

"what?"

"You have two dads, don't worry, I'll introduce you to the good one."

……

"So that's why you brought the brat back?"

The blond head in the jar stared at me sullenly, probably because he knew that I would not let him out. From the beginning, he called me a **** to gradually become emotionally stable, and now he has accepted this reality.But after seeing the boy I brought back, he still became a little uneasy.

The boy shrank back from me, apparently afraid of the head.

"Yes, Master Dio, after all, this is the son you gave birth to with Mr. Jonathan's body, isn't it? I finally persuaded his mother to give this child to me... Well, it was not easy, his mother Hearing that someone is willing to take care of this child temporarily, I am so happy, I can't wait to give the child to me, and then go to marry my Italian boyfriend. It seems that the women you have slept with are not so true to you, Ms. Xihua I have completely left you behind, looking for the next spring."

"Which woman?"

Dio frowned, "I left some children for my heavenly plan, but I don't even remember who those women are."

"Listen, are you speaking human language?"

I shook my head, turned to look at Jonathan Joestar and said, "So this is your child, Mr. Jonathan, although DIO made it out of your body, but from a genetic point of view, he still inherited your genes .”

"Oh my god..."

The news came as a shock to Jonathan, who stared at the boy in disbelief, seemingly bewildered.

But he did not shirk his responsibility, he said very firmly, "Although DIO was born with my body, I will be responsible for this child."

"You idiot, JOJO!"

Dio cursed with a fierce expression on his face, "This brat has nothing to do with you, it's my DIO's son! Let them fend for themselves, those who don't survive will only prove to be weak and have no value in existence!"

"Hey Haruno, who do you choose to be your father?"

I bent down and touched the boy's head. He buried his head on my chest, looking extremely disturbed.

"Brat! Don't take advantage of the opportunity!" Dio roared loudly.

The boy trembled, then he looked at Dio, and then at Jonathan. Under my encouragement, he walked slowly in front of Jonathan and looked at him carefully.

"father!"

"Hi, hello, Hatsune!"

"WRYYYYY—"

"Very good Haruno, a wise choice."

While DIO was impotent and furious, I began to applaud this touching scene.

And Jonathan seemed to have finally accepted this reality a little bit. He squatted in front of the boy, showed a sincere smile of joy, and hugged the boy up.

Jonathan Joestar originally died when his son was just born, and he had no experience with children at all, but he still tried his best to look at the boy gently and said, "Don't be afraid, you are our Joestar family I will try to be a good father and raise you to be a gentleman, oh, I have to go see your mother, no matter what kind of person the other person is, I will try my best to make it up to her, and let her choose whether she needs it I am responsible for..."

"I don't think it should be necessary. She will marry her Italian boyfriend next month. She neither loves DIO nor knows you. You just need to pay her alimony, or discuss letting her hand over the child to you." I think she would be very happy to raise her for you." I suggested aloud.

"What? How can this work? How can a gentleman let a woman be irresponsible after giving birth to her own child!" Jonathan was a little excited.

"...Then you have to be responsible too much, even if all the men in the Joestar family are responsible, it may not be enough."

I looked at this good old man with sympathy, and continued to say to him, "There is some bad news. According to my divination, there are three more children like this, and you have four sons. If you want To be responsible for everyone, you may need to become a UAE citizen."

"........."

"...four?"

"Conservatively, there are four children, excluding others."

I looked at DIO with the eyes of scum, are you the evil god in charge of reproduction authority?

Jonathan is petrified!

In the end, the Joestar family held a family meeting. They obviously didn't expect such a thing, and finally decided to entrust me to find all the sons created by DIO and raise them together.That is, the family relationship and seniority have become very strange, and Jonathan said that he will definitely become a good father, fulfill his unfulfilled responsibilities to his son George II, and educate all these children to be gentlemen.

I always feel that everyone's fate has been rewritten, but it can be considered a happy ending.

Because DIO has produced four sons, recently I have been flying all over the world to clean up the mess for him, and I finally brought back those children who have birthmarks of the Joestar family's ancestral stars on their shoulders.I got a big thank you for it, and Jonathan, being a gentleman, never asked me any inappropriate questions, except that he invited me to their English estate from time to time.

half year later.

I'm used to life in Manhattan. Because I don't have a job, I spend most of my time squatting at home, occasionally picking up some volunteers, and living a very leisurely life.

There seemed to be a riot in the prison where Father Pucci was being held. When I got the news, I heard that he escaped with some guy who controlled the magnetism.This surprised me because the wishing machine seemed to be broken, but before I could notify the SPW group to deal with it, I heard the news that the escaped priest's body was found on TV.

The cause of death was very strange. It seemed that all the organs in the body were cut, and the internal organs hemorrhaged and failed.According to professional guesses, it was Wan Wang who moved it, but people don't quite understand why he wanted to kill the accomplices who escaped together.

"...Maybe they have disagreements in some opinions." The newscaster said so.

"Strange thing, why did he kill Puqi?"

I took a sip of tea, looked at the blond head next to me with some doubts and asked.

In fact, I'm very used to it now. This head is like a mean AI that doesn't speak very nicely. It can be kept running by feeding some blood regularly.Judging from his current performance, I have no plans to restore his body for the time being. Fortunately, he knows nothing about my prophecy. If Brianna said it, he would probably fly into a rage again, forcing Lai Lai to scold him for several days...

"It's up to your ex."

DIO sneered, his plan for heaven has been completely destroyed by me, and it is meaningless for him to lose his temper now, his scarlet eyes stared straight at me and said, "Pucci is my reliable friend, he It played a very important role in my plan, he has no desires, and he will not lie, maybe he told that man his revenge plan to kill you, so he was killed by that man."

"Oh my god, that sounds really touching."

I couldn't help sighing, "Although he has many problems, he still cares about me. It seems that I have to treat him to a meal as a thank you when I'm free."

"You are so popular, I really underestimated you."

DIO looked at me bitterly, and he was a little bit weird, "Up to now, I, DIO, have been completely defeated by you. Everything I did has become someone else's wedding dress, and even Jonathan Joestar has been resurrected."

"This shows that people can't do bad things, good people will be rewarded, it's cause and effect, Master DIO."

"When are you going to give me a body?"

Because of the situation, he strongly suppressed his anger and had to succumb to me and said, "Since the feud with JOJO has come to an end, and they have all got their ideal life, what about me? You want me to Will DIO stay in this state forever?"

"I also want to give you a body, Mr. Dio, but I am more worried that you will take revenge on me as soon as you recover your body."

After all, whenever he quarreled with me during this time, I would put po*n on him, a very direct way of retaliation. I even asked him if he only had one head to see how po*n would feel, and he was so angry that he used obscene words Swear at me...

"Don't worry, you have my promise, if you let me recover, I won't hurt you." He stared at me coldly and said.

"Sounds very tempting, what should I do?"

I held up my chin pretending to be distressed. In fact, this has become my pastime after dinner, and I will do it every three to five times.

"Say something nice and beg me?"

"Do you want to die?!" He couldn't hold back his anger all of a sudden, "You provoke me DIO like this, you will regret it, Irene."

"Is this the attitude of asking for help? Do you need me to teach you etiquette, Mr. Dio?"

I shook my finger, cut my finger open in front of the glass jar with a smile on my face, brought the bleeding blood closer, and sure enough, I saw the granulation in his hair stirring.

"Say, 'I want it, please give it to me, Miss Erin'."

"..."

"You really want it, Master Dio, if you want it, say it out loud."

I licked my fingers with the tip of my tongue, and teased his head maliciously, watching his distraught look, I felt extra pleasure.

But this is still just a recreational game, and it is still impossible to tame DIO.

Can we wait until the day when he puts down his posture?I'm not sure, but I'm still looking forward to it.