DIO Magic House Investigation Report

"... what nonsense are you talking about, old man."

Jotaro pressed his hat, looking like he didn't want to talk to you.

"No, Jotaro, if you really have that idea, we won't hinder you. It's just that you have to think clearly. If you don't convey your heart to the other party, the other party will never know. Your mother and I are very I'm worried that your personality will be lonely for the rest of your life..."

Joseph glanced at me, his eyes a little dodged, "Actually, Ms. Irene is not bad, I can feel that she is an upright person, and she is also very attractive. She must be forced to be with DIO."

"Old man, don't meddle in your own business."

Jotaro interrupted Joseph impatiently, still not intending to explain.Malaya seemed very vigilant, and seeing the atmosphere turned wrong, I had to smooth things over, "It's okay, teenagers in this age group are always dominated by hormones, they are easy to germinate, and they are interested in everything, old man. Don't worry too much, I won't do anything to minors."

"If this is the case, I don't worry about it, but my precious daughter Holly said that this is the first time that Jotaro cares about girls so much. If you are interested, you can also consider Jotaro. Although he has a bad temper, But it still inherits the spirit of our Joestar family, the old man can trust this child."

Joseph tried to say a few good words for his grandson, "He is much more reliable than DIO, or else you get that head and hang him as a decoration at home? I heard Jotaro said that he plans to go to the United States to study, if If you don’t mind, let him stay at your new home, I can arrange a bigger house for you, so that if Jotaro is watching over DIO, you don’t have to worry about something wrong with DIO’s head.”

"No problem, he can come to board."

I readily agreed that you have the final say on the house you arrange.And decorating DIO's head at home is indeed my plan!At least I won't let him out until he's done a good job of self-reflection.

"So that's how it is." Kakyoin raised his chin thoughtfully, "Does JOJO have such thoughts about Ms. Irene? I can understand, she is indeed a very good woman, after all, she can get DIO's attention. "

"...It's so noisy! It doesn't matter what happens to this kind of thing."

Jotaro interrupted me suddenly, frowned and said, "That's enough of you! I hate other people telling me what to do!"

"..."

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It must be embarrassing to embarrass a teenager in front of so many people.

I chose to ignore him, and continued to say to Joseph, "What? Why don't you take Polnareff with you? If you let him find J? Kyle alone, maybe you will meet other subordinates of DIO , there will be danger, we also took the opportunity to change to a bigger car, which happened to be too crowded."

"That's right! Miss Irene is right!"

Polnareff immediately stood up straight, pretending to be calm and announced, "Please let me go, even if I risk my life, I will protect the safety of the two ladies!"

"Yes, there's nothing wrong with having a more lively journey." Abdel and Kakyoin nodded in agreement.

"...What a hassle."

Jotaro turned his head away, looked helpless, and sighed deeply.

...it feels like they are treating this as a trip to Egypt!

This embarrasses Mr. DIO, I secretly swear, if I let him know, I will probably go crazy on the spot...

Anyway, hurry up and retrieve Mr. Jonathan's bones and end this.

Unfortunately, after negotiating with the locals, Joseph rented a van and drove out of the city for about an hour, when the car broke down halfway.

The worst part was that it was getting dark, it looked like there was nothing around but yellow sand, and with no idea how far the next town was, we had to get out of the car, check the tires and faults.

"What's going on, such bad luck. Old man, didn't you check whether the car can be used when you rented it? The locals here are all liars!"

Malaya got out of the car annoyed. She put on her sunglasses, covered her head with a scarf, and couldn't help complaining.

"Sandstorm is the enemy of the skin, my skin is going to become rough! It's all your fault!"

"It was fine at the time, and it could be activated. Who knew it would fail after a while."

Joseph waved his hands with a headache, "Is there anyone here who can repair cars?"

Several men looked at each other with blank expressions, none of them knew.

"... Forget it, let me take a look. Anyway, I also graduated from MIT, so repairing a car should not be a problem."

So I had to volunteer, yes, I can do everything from cooking to fixing cars and even making dynamite.

"What, I really can't tell. I didn't expect Miss Irene to be so reliable."

Kakyoin admired, "I'm so envious, no matter how hard I try, I can't get into that kind of school. Is this a top student?"

"It's okay, people can't be judged by their appearance. Can you believe that DIO was once the head of the law department of a prestigious university?"

While looking for tools, I answered them casually.

"What? He went to college too?"

Everyone was shocked by this news, but I continued to pick his bottoms without mercy.

"Yeah, don't look at him now, when he was still a man, DIO was actually quite NICE. He was very friendly to his classmates, at least on the surface. He was also a helpful member of the academy, but unfortunately his brain was in the wrong place. The law is also to find a way to legally embezzle the property of the Joestar family, but he really worked hard and almost succeeded."

"........."

My words silenced the whole group of people, and everyone's expression became very strange.Everyone was speechless, especially after hearing that this incident was caused to occupy other people's property.Only Maraya is very proud of this, "As expected of Mr. DIO! You can easily do something we can't do! It's really exciting and admirable!"

"Is the DIO number one in the law department... well, I didn't expect that."

Joseph looked sad, "There is no record of what happened back then, and Grandma Elena didn't tell me. I only know that DIO became like this because he wore a thing called a stone ghost mask. By the way, say How do you know? Why do you know so many secrets... Did DIO tell you?"

"If it were you, would you tell others about your dark history?"

I glanced at him speechlessly, and explained seriously, "I still have the ability to see the past of that person as long as I give me a part of that person's body. So I saw the memory of your ancestor Jonathan Joestar , and DIO's own memory, if you want to know anything, I can tell you as long as I know it."

"Forget it, the old man is not interested in the past, no matter who DIO was before, it can't be a reason for him to do evil."

Joseph shook his head, looking vigilant and flustered.He suddenly seemed to remember something, and asked abruptly, "Where did you get the part of DIO's body? Wait... Could it be that you mean the...uh, that..."

"……Hi!"

"Enough old man!"

Before I could protest the harassing lines of the old hooligan Joseph, fortunately, Jotaro stopped him in time to continue speaking.

"Enough is enough!"

"You don't have to be so fierce," Joseph muttered.

"A hair, a nail, or anything close to your body. If Mr. Joseph Joestar doesn't believe me, give me your hat, and I'll dig out all your nasty little bits in half an hour." Secret." I glanced at him.

"No, no."

Joseph looked away guiltily, as if he was really afraid that his little secret would be exposed.

"Can you really know everything?"

Seeing this, Polnareff became interested, and couldn't help showing a face of ecstasy, "Can't you see when I woke up in the morning for the first time? I don't remember, but this is A very memorable day in my life, hehe... ah sorry."

"What sexual harassment bullshit are you talking about! You stupid Frenchman with a brain!"

Maraya scolded him in disgust, and everyone immediately looked at Polnareff with ecstatic eyes.

"Hey, I just said it casually! Really! Don't be serious!"

Polnareff lowered his face innocently, not knowing why the men would always speak obscenely when they got together, and Jotaro stopped them all in the end.

"...That's enough, fix the car quickly, and get on the road before dark."

"Yes, don't bother me, if anyone speaks harassment again, please help me beat them with your invincible platinum star."

"……it is good."

So after these people shut up, I got under the car with the tools, but after half an hour of trying to tinker, I was desperate

Crawled out, shook his head to them and said, "No, there is no help."

"What do you mean unsaved?"

Polnareff looked dull.

"Literally speaking, the engine is aging and suddenly damaged, and parts need to be replaced. It can only be said that it is bad luck."

I shook my head, "How about walking back? An hour's journey is better than three hours."

"It takes a long time to drive for an hour. I can't reach the town before dark. It's really difficult. Otherwise, can you make a wish to your double to restore the car?"

"...Even if you make a wish, you must pay attention to the basic law. Burnt out parts will not become brand new out of thin air. If you ask me to use Requiem for this reason, it would be too much of a fuss."

Throwing away the tools, I wiped my sweat with the handkerchief Maraya handed me, deliberately ignoring the provocative look she gave Jotaro.

"So I'm going to... make a wish that a kind passerby will pass by here and take us to the next destination."

"That's right! It's still like this!"

Joseph clapped his hands happily, "Great, let's start without delay! Oh, it's a good thing we have Miss Irene here, otherwise I really don't know what to do when there is a traffic accident."

"...Is it my illusion? You seem to have known for a long time that an accident would happen to you?"

"It's an illusion, an illusion."

Joseph waved his hands vaguely.

So after the God of Clotho scored 70, a tourist bus arrived not long after, and took us all to the next town.

It's just that it's already very late, we decided to find a hotel to stay overnight before continuing to set off tomorrow.