DIO Magic House Investigation Report

"what is this?"

DIO took Bruce's teddy-bear bug from me, stared at it, then easily crushed the thing with his fingers and threw it in the trash.

Ah, wait……

He didn't know what it was, so he directly destroyed it, and the action was almost too much...

I secretly slandered, thinking that he is indeed an old antique from the last century, and he doesn't know much about electrical appliances.Fortunately, he is well-bred and knows how to throw rubbish into the trash can.

So I explained to him, "This is a monitoring device, that is, people don't need to be at the scene, and they can hear the conversation of the target object within the monitoring range through this thing."

"Oh?"

DIO raised his eyebrows, and he grinned in disbelief, "So it seems that your new friend is a rather paranoid and suspicious man, and he discovered your secret?"

"...No, he was the boss of my previous company, maybe just a stalker, he likes me."

I said something offhand, I'm going to keep his identity as Batman a secret.But what I didn't expect was that Bruce Wayne turned out to be a more cautious and suspicious guy than me, making people look at him with admiration...

What was he trying to do by sending me a bugged teddy bear?Although it is a limited edition, it is very collectible, but this is too much.Just because I made that call to the Gotham Police Department?Did he start investigating me as a threat?It fits Batman's style very well...

So I don't like to meddle in my own business.

I sighed secretly, but on the surface I still pretended to be disgusted with the stalker.

"You're really likable."

DIO stroked my hair and suggested softly, "Then do you need me to help you kill him, let the annoying guys disappear from your eyes, and your world will become quiet."

"No, no need."

I avoided his gaze, changed the subject and said, "Don't waste your energy on irrelevant people, Master DIO, they don't deserve your attention."

"What you said is very reasonable, and your mouth is very sweet, but why do I feel that you are begging for mercy from that man?"

DIO laughed, his hand stroking my head stopped on top of my head, and said with a soft snort, "You should be happy, I never do this kind of thing for other people, because I am willing to do it for you You do it."

... What he said is indeed correct, such work is generally ordered to be done by subordinates, and it is rare for him to do it himself.But I know this man is full of evil tastes, and he is enjoying it.

But he didn't order me to kill Batman myself, which can be called pampering...

"...No, please don't do this, Mr. Dio."

I felt cold sweat dripping down my back, but I quickly changed the subject and said, "As you can see, I've lived for such a long time that I don't care much about some minor offenses. We're going to move soon, and the house I've found for you I've found it, in the wealthy community very close to the priest's church, are you interested in going to see it?"

"Oh, it's okay, there is no need to worry about these."

DIO didn't care much about the episode just now, maybe he just wanted to test me, and didn't continue to discuss Bruce with me. Give you strength, but Irene, you don't seem to be completely surrendered to me, there is still some trust between us, but I don't want to treat you like other people..."

"That may be because of my lack of security."

I said without changing my face, "After all, you are so perfect, and there are so many women around you, each of them is so crazy about you, I know you just became interested in me on a whim, I just want to keep my head I was hurt too deeply when I was dumped... I have to make sure, we are just having a sexual relationship now, right?"

"Who said there is only a body relationship?"

He sneered and said, "It's really cute that you look jealous, but don't worry, those women are just food and tools, you are different from them."

I think I am also a tool... I thought so in my heart, but I didn't say it.

"Is that... a lover relationship? Or a friend?" I tentatively asked.

For example, Father Puqi claimed that DIO was his best friend.

"You can be bolder."

DIO didn't answer directly, he stared at me deeply with obscure eyes, so I acquiesced to the former.

It should be regarded as a lover, right...

We did not continue this topic, I have to move in a few days. DIO claims to be allergic to sunlight, so he will not go out during the day, so I can only handle the moving.Fortunately, he is also generous enough, saying that it is enough to write my name on the property.

At this point he was completely beyond people's imagination, and for the first time I felt that he might really be a very good man.I started working very actively, and just after my sales center was about to sign the house sales contract, Terrence T. Darby suddenly appeared in front of me like a ghost, and stopped me who was about to sign.

"Little Darby? What are you?"

I looked at this American with a green turban in surprise, "Aren't you supposed to be in Egypt? What's the matter?"

"Master DIO asked me to help move and serve as the housekeeper here in the United States. Your location is too downtown. Although Mr. DIO doesn't care about these things, he said that I leave it to you, but he likes a quiet place. The biggest request is There are no other residents around, if you have to choose there, you can only find a way to make the surrounding residents disappear."

T. Darby stared at me gloomyly, with some warning in his words, but he seemed to have some psychological shadow on me, and he was always unwilling to get too close to me.

"Then what do you think is better?" I shrugged. "Why don't you try to buy Wayne's house? There is also a bat cave near their house, which is especially suitable for hiding."

"Good idea, I can consider negotiating..."

T. Darby thought for a while, and seemed to really start to think about the feasibility of this matter.

I twitched the corners of my mouth. If he really wanted to do this, then he might have to go to Arkham to get rid of his special habit of dolls.

So the plan to buy a house in the wealthy area had to be terminated. When I was about to go back, I found that T. Darby was still looking at me, but his eyes were full of malice and sarcasm.

"However, I didn't expect you to be so skillful. You still climbed into Mr. Dio's bed, and even got favored by him...you are really lucky, Miss Irene."

He has a grudge against me, so it's normal to be so sour, I also grinned, and taunted him, "If you envy, you can also climb into his bed. We all think that Master Dio can do anything, maybe He will violently develop you, maybe you can get what you want?"

"...that joke is not funny, Miss Irene. I don't like your gay jokes."

Little Darby had a serious face, and seemed to have forgotten the incident of being hung upside down on the wall and sprayed with filth, and now he started to put on a pose, "But as long as Master DIO likes you, I will treat you as a hostess, but All of this is on the premise that we respect each other, do you agree?"

Who wants to respect each other with a pervert?I sneered in my heart, but I felt a bit harsh about the word "hostess" in T. Darby's mouth.

It's obviously just a lover relationship, so don't take it so seriously, it will make people unable to help but have redundant imagination and expectations.

But to be honest, the most ideal ending is to run away successfully after sleeping with DIO, so hello, me, everyone.

If you want to have a dangerous relationship and want to get out of it, it will be a test of reason and operation.Now that she has entered a very bad situation, at least she must not fall in love with him.

Think about it from another angle, isn't it Jonathan Joestar who brings me joy? ! DIO has only one head!He wouldn't even let me rideface!

After struggling for a long time, I went to Starbucks to buy a latte with double syrup and drank it in one go.

After finishing the work, I am going to talk to DIO about what he needs. If he really wants a "haunted house", I recommend him to get the Penguin's ancestral house down.

After returning home, I saw DIO lying on the sofa, still concentrating on reading a book.

I'm used to it, and in his free time he's either reading, practicing the ability to stop time, or even practicing while having fun!Very insane!

For example, I often feel like a doll that I want to be played with without noticing it, but suddenly a posture or action is changed, and even the location has moved.

... very inexplicable and unprepared.

As a time-stopping series, I actually like to watch it, but the actual experience is actually very poor, and there are more elements of shock.I don't know what the meaning of doing this is, but also talk about him enjoying the feeling of controlling everything?

But can you imagine that when you think you are preparing for a simple and happy time at home, the next moment you find yourself in a park, or on the roof of an apartment building, any place where passers-by pass by at any time!

And if you protested to him, he'd sneer and say something red-hot, and take things even further.Even if he behaves like a gentleman in normal times, he still can't hide his S-shaking nature.

For example, when forcing congressmen to drive their cars onto the sidewalk, it is very telling.

...Of course, I suspect that if someone finds out, the other party will never live to take another look. He really enjoys the feeling of challenging the limit...

"I am back."

I threw the groceries into the kitchen and was about to tell him that little Darby didn't seem very happy with the house I had chosen, but at this moment I noticed a waxed invitation on the dining table.

"Your friend sent you a wedding invitation."

DIO looked at the book and reminded without raising his head, "Go and open it, they will hold a wedding this next weekend."

"So fast?"

I couldn't help being taken aback, a little surprised by their efficiency, and quite surprised by it, "How do you know?"

He didn't seem to have opened the envelope.

"Oh, because I asked for it."

He closed the book at once, walked steadily behind me, wrapped his arms around my body, lowered his head and gently bit my earlobe.

"I asked that lady to propose a wedding to her fiancé as soon as possible... so that I can take you back as soon as possible, are you right?"