DIO Magic House Investigation Report

After a series of inquiries using the pendulum, I simply gave up the idea of ​​running away while he was away, and decided to lie down and let the fuck happen.

It even came up with a result of "DIO will stand at the top of the world", with a probability of about 50.00%.

He is obviously much smarter than my not-so-smart scene person predecessor, at least so far he hasn't made any mistakes, or has done incredible things, and he is a very good conspirator.

I dare not ask him for too much, but the "substitute" ability is very interesting, so I decided to wait and see for a while, and first mediate with him while doing my own thing.

After calling room service to clean the room, I happily rolled on the luxurious king-size bed and finally got a good night's sleep.

It was actually embarrassing when the cleaners were cleaning it, after all the condition of the room was so bad, especially the sheets and even the mattress had to be changed together.

In short, I slept very comfortably this night, but the strange and incredible dream continued.

But it seems to be very far away. The buildings and facilities in the dream have become more modern, and the surrounding landscape seems to be in Naples, Italy. There is a blonde who looks half like Jonathan Joestar and half like DIO Boy, shook my hand and proposed to me.

The boy told me that this is his long-standing wish, and it has not changed since he was a child.He said that he was taken care of by me when he was a child, he has always been grateful to me, and he will never forget me.He emphasized that he is different from his father, a man with a sense of responsibility and conscience.Wouldn't mind if I have men I'm currently dating, he would be grateful if I would give him a chance, and must make me the happiest woman in the whole world...

"Who is your father?"

When I asked this sentence, the dream burst like a soap bubble, and it was over all at once.

I woke up instantly, and I felt a very absurd feeling in my whole body.

Isn't this another prophetic dream?But the question is why is it a kid again?Although everyone is in a hurry to grow up, I really don't like boys who are younger than me...

I threw these nonsense content out of my mind, went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and wash my face, then went to the sofa to pick up the magazine DIO was reading before, and decided to check out the commissioned advertisement on it.

... Mrs. Paderson, who wants to find the missing cat, has placed many advertisements on various platforms. A missing big orange cat, thank you for $200.If she raises the bounty a bit, I'll be there with her cat before the day is over.

Speaking of which, it seemed that the sky was about to dawn.

I opened the curtains and took a look, the sun will come out in a while.Considering DIO doesn't like sunlight, don't expect to beat a man who stops time with sunlight.So I didn't do anything unnecessary, and pulled the curtains sensibly, thinking that it was about time for him to appear, when I was suddenly pulled into a cold embrace from behind.

I'm used to him always appearing suddenly like a ghost, so I obediently greeted the man who was sticking to me behind me, "You're back, did you have a good time?"

"It's not bad, but the ending is not so happy."

He buried his chin in the crook of my neck and whispered softly in my ear, "They seem to have known where the man who created this chaos was hiding, and they found him without any effort, destroying his elaborate plan." The plan, the bomb strapped to the girl's body also failed to detonate... Did you give them a hint, Irene?"

"...How could it be, why should I do such unnecessary things?"

Considering that this man is also a fan of Chaos, I perfunctory without changing my face.He let out a deep chuckle, circling my chest leisurely with his fingers, and said slowly, "Maybe it's your sense of justice and conscience that haven't been completely given up, Irene, I think you shouldn't be as cold-blooded as you showed And mercenary."

Sure enough, he still knew that it was obviously meaningless to deny anything to DIO, but just when I wanted to explain, he continued the conversation naturally.

"Don't get me wrong, this is a compliment. This is also where you are charming. It's easy for people to turn bad. I like those who are completely villains. It's obviously more interesting to let a person with principles fall, isn't it? I look forward to you more changes, Irene."

"...It's really unexpected to hear such an evaluation. I have been called a 'cold-blooded cousin' more than once."

"Then they don't know you well enough."

DIO let go of me, and then picked up the magazine I just read from the table. He fulfilled the commission of staying on the page, and said with great interest, "Why, do you still want to do these jobs? You do it for me If I live, I will give you much more than these."

"Because that's the way I've always lived."

I replied with a guilty conscience, "Sometimes I want to challenge myself, otherwise I will never improve."

"Well, you're right."

He seemed to agree with my answer. He sat down on the sofa, pulled me into his lap, and asked with a magazine in his hand, "Which job are you interested in?"

"...the one that exorcised demons."

I felt his excitement, and shifted my position uncomfortably, "The commissioner who claimed that the child was possessed, smeared the room with shit, and begged for help."

Because the commission is the highest, it is also the best one.

"Oh? You can also exorcise demons?"

"I'm not very good at it, after all, I'm not Constantine."

I told him my plan, "but I'm going to find a priest and ask him to help."

"Oh, I happen to know a priest."

DIO seemed interested, "Then let me introduce him to you, and let me see what you guys will do."

"...you still know the priest?"

I gave him a very strange look. If I'm not mistaken, he is a vampire, right?Why do you say that you have a good relationship with the priest?

"His name is Enrique Pucci, and he happens to be in the United States. I can give you the address of his church."

While talking, DIO stood up again and turned my back to him.

"Because it's daytime, I won't accompany you. Just tell him that I asked you to come to him. But before that, come and have fun. I won't let you go until I am satisfied. Walk."

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Perhaps because the clown was caught, the riots that lasted for two days finally ended tonight, but the police are still working overtime to deal with the aftermath.After waking up with a limp body, I looked at DIO who was lying on the side and started reading, and asked almost tremblingly.

"Me, can I go home today?"

"Are you in such a hurry?"

His eyes stayed on the book, and he mocked in his low and charming voice, "How afraid of me are you, that you can't wait to leave."

"Nothing, I love you so much."

I said without changing my face, "It's just that the end of the month is approaching, and it's time to pay next month's rent. If the landlord can't find me, he will throw my things out without hesitation and let the next tenant move in." house."

"I see."

He closed the book, looked at the time, "then let's go to your house to see."

"……what?"

"What's the matter? Are you not welcome?"

"...No, that's my honor."

I pulled the same plastic smile as the people of my motherland, trying to keep my heart beating so fast.This dangerous man is so charming, he seems to represent Gu Qianwang himself, can inspire the darkness deep in people's hearts, and make people unable to restrain their heartbeat and unrealistic expectations for him.

"Or find a new place to live."

DIO closed the book and sat up from the bed, "I may have to stay here for a while, go and find me a comfortable big house, and then move all your things in."

"……no problem."

He said that I would not be sleepy anymore, and even the whole person came alive instantly, "Do you want to change the address that is suitable for living? For example

Manhattan Island? "

"No, this city is fine."

He specifically emphasized, "Go to a quiet place, I don't like to be disturbed."

"Okay, no problem." I quickly agreed.

The most suitable place for him is actually the outskirts of the city, but I didn't want the house to be filled with bones and become a haunted house, so I set my target on the wealthy community where Lex Luthor lived.

As we all know, Mr. Luthor has always regarded humans with superpowers as a threat and the number one enemy of mutants. I am very much looking forward to whether DIO can meet him, have a good talk with him, and change his mind.

But before doing these things, I have to meet the priest introduced by DIO.

I have a strong feeling that from that priest, I may get very important information, which may be the key to changing the fate of many people.

Vampires and priests?This is really an unimaginable combination.

And when I saw Father Puqi himself, I was even more convinced of this.

Enrique Pucci has dark skin, but his facial features are not black. When he heard that DIO asked me to come to him, his original calm attitude suddenly became a lot more friendly, and even a trace of fanaticism appeared in his eyes and joy.

"Master DIO? Has he come to America?"

"Yes, do you want to see him?" I asked, looking at the priest.

"No...that's not necessary."

Father Puqi shook his head and said very piously, "I love that lord as if I love a god. If he didn't summon me, then I don't need to go to see him. When he needs me, I will Break through all obstacles to come before him, since he sent you here to find me, it must be his intention, maybe this is a test... Tell me, honorable lady, what do you want me to do for you?"

... This priest's statement is very problematic.

This is completely beyond my imagination, at least I thought that DIO and the priest are in love and kill each other.However, he told me that he loves a dark creature as much as he loves God, let alone a priest, he is more like a fanatic than those guys in the magic hall.

What kind of ability is it that makes a priest give up his principles... No real devil is as powerful as him.

"Can you do an exorcism mission?" I asked tentatively.

"Of course there is no problem. Although I have not formally performed an exorcism, nor do I have permission from the Vatican, but I can try it for Lord Dio." Father Pucci replied without hesitation.

...There are so many slots, I can hardly bear it anymore.

"Thank you, Father."

I expressed my gratitude to the other party calmly on the surface, then looked at him and continued, "But before that, would you like to talk to me about DIO?"

"Of course it's okay, but before you speak, I have to remind you of one thing."

Father Puqi may have misunderstood something. When I asked him why he trusted and loved DIO so much, his expression suddenly became serious again, and he told me calmly, "You are a lucky woman who can be with DIO. When Mr. DIO is together, he will get his attention. He will let you come to me, which means you are different in his heart. You should not have any doubts about him, as long as you completely trust him and respect him. Alright. I have nothing against Master Dio, and I hope you do too. Alright, now what do you want to know?"

I never had any expectations for the sanity of fanatics, just like the priest in front of me.But I really want to persuade him, give up being a priest, why not just become a follower of DIO?

Of course, I still did not do anything unnecessary, and asked him very politely, "May I ask you, how did you meet Mr. Dio? I don't mean to offend, I just think it's very good for him to befriend a priest." Incredible."

"It turns out that this is what you care about..."

Perhaps after finding out that I did not intend to pry into the secrets of DIO, the priest heaved a sigh of relief, and then, with a feeling of longing, as if to prove himself, he told the story of his encounter with DIO in detail .

From his words, I can learn that Pucci is a person with congenital toe deformity. DIO met him in the church, cured his deformity, talked with him for three days and three nights, and even sent him A bone, said to bring him great strength.

They are like-minded, and in his eyes DIO is like a real god.The priest expressed his admiration and enthusiasm for DIO in his tone, but I couldn't help but have some bad guesses.

"Three days and three nights?" I looked at him strangely and asked.

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"Just talking? Nothing happened?"

"...I don't understand what you mean, what do you think will happen?" Father Puqi hesitated.

"...I also spent the same three days and three nights as him, and even the same situation happened."

I slowly took out a spine, looked at Puqi with mixed emotions and said, "He also gave me a bone... Could this be mass-produced and wholesaled? Let me make sure first, have you 'made' it?" I am very scared now, if the man who fucked me is gay, then I will go and die with him right now."

"........."

Father Puqi looked at the bone in my hand in astonishment, he was a little silent, after a long silence, he finally said with difficulty, "...No, nothing like that happened, we Not GAY, and...sorry."