In order to survive, I do many jobs
Chapter 89 Day 89 of part-time job
The sea breeze kisses the long hair, the sparkling sea level screams the wildness of freedom, and the white gull circles in the blue sky for a week, swooping down and taking away a small fish fry that floated to the surface.
Wind, sea, and freedom.
Yokohama, a typical port city, where oceans, trade, and intersections, ghosts and snakes from all walks of life gather here, and finally the leading organization is determined in a tragic war to dominate the order of the entire city.
"The smell of the ocean." I dragged my suitcase down from the train, breathed the long-lost air, and excitedly tugged at Osamu Dazai's clothes, "Look, Mr. Dazai, you have personally experienced every piece of water here. , Maybe you can find the bandage Mr. Dazai used to hang himself on a certain tree."
"Don't bring up this kind of thing, Qianye-chan." Osamu Dazai pressed his elbow on my head in dissatisfaction, "Speaking of which, didn't Ango say he came to pick us up?"
"Mr. Ango may have lost his way to work." I guessed irresponsibly, "Maybe he wants to buy a wig and come to see us again!"
"Wig?" Osamu Dazai covered his mouth and leaned back tactically, with a "horrified" expression on his face, "Ango, Ango, is he finally bald? What did the Supernatural Secret Service Division do to Ango!"
Are you acting now?Very good, I can't lose either.
"That's a long story." I took out the non-existent Allegro, pretended to hit it twice, cleared my throat, and took out my professionalism as a cross talk player, "Look, I'll give you Come for a while."
"Let's talk about Mr. Anwu from the Sakaguchi family. He is handsome and talented, and he is the handsome gentleman in the hearts of matchmakers with a radius of eight hundred miles. Unexpectedly, the world is unpredictable, and the family suddenly fell into ruin. His old father gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, and sold him to the Gangkou family. Dr. Hei. Dr. Hei has a bad heart, a small black room, shut it in——our good sir, he has gone bald just to write that document!"
I dripped two drops of eye drops into my eyes, blinked my eyes, and the physiological saline flowed rustlingly. Osamu Dazai, who was standing next to me, covered his face and pretended to cry with me.
Oda Sakunosuke with children on the side: Desire and stop jg
"It was not easy, Mr. Qiao Lang escaped from the fox's den. But his cruel old father, who is inhuman in middle age, and he is bald, forget it, but forced Qiao Erlang to accompany him to bald. Ango from the Sakaguchi family Miserable, miserably, Overlord used seventy-eight to ninety boxes, and once shaved off, it was all gone!"
Osamu Dazai: "So it's actually the fault of Mr. Tanada?"
Me: "That's right, because the baldness virus is contagious, they stay in the same office all year round, and over time, Mr. Ango has no hair."
Oda Sakunosuke: "Well, actually, Ango..."
"Sorry, An He, I've been here for a long time." A social animal's hand patted on my shoulder. Mr. Ango is here.
Wow, monster, definitely a monster!
"Ango, you're here!" Osamu Dazai waved happily, and suddenly reached out his claws to pluck Sakaguchi Ango's hair while he wasn't prepared.
- didn't move.
"It's not a wig..." Osamu Dazai was shocked.
"It's not a wig..." I muttered and repeated.
"You two... that's enough." Ango Sakaguchi clenched his fists, hard, hard, why did he come to pick up these two black sheep in person, hasn't he been hurt enough by these two troublemakers? !A long lesson, Ango Sakaguchi!
"I'm sorry Mr. Ango, I shouldn't use you as material for impromptu performances, I was wrong." I silently picked up the little straw hat that Sakule lent me from the ground, and filled it with coins thrown by the melon-eaters who had just gathered around to listen to the cross talk And tips, a big handful, it can be seen that the skills of our country's folk artists have not regressed at all.
Ango Sakaguchi: Unbelievable, you still use me for illegal profit?
I:?Don't talk nonsense, do you understand street art, this is a variant of the legendary street stall literature, it is the quintessence of the country!
I made a mistake, because after I returned to Yokohama from Tokyo, I lost the best geographical protection, so I didn’t dare to use Mr. Nakaya, the largest provider of my cross talk materials, to be a showman. I was afraid of being hammered into the concrete floor by him. Can't dig it out.
"It's a lot, I have enough food expenses for today and tomorrow." Dazai Osamu came over to count the money with me, and said happily, "Let's have crab porridge tonight! And tamagoyaki."
"Yes." I said with relief, "Even if I am fired, I still have a skill, so the pressure of supporting the elderly will be greatly relieved in an instant."
"Are you thinking so far..." Osamu Dazai stroked his chin, "As expected of Qianye."
"Please don't ignore me and talk about oboe at the gate of the station by yourself!" Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses tiredly. Now only the honest and reliable Oda Sakunosuke, who never makes up the knife, can comfort his young heart, "In short, welcome back When you arrive in Yokohama, I will treat you to the wind and feast, please get in the car."
The person who treats guests is always the uncle, even if it is difficult like Dazai Osamu, he will not be entangled in front of "eating". The moment he sees the king crab on the menu, he is the most obedient boy today.
In addition to the must-order king crab, because Mr. Oda Saku brought five small radish heads, the waitress sister kindly asked us if we would like to order some special sweet corn cups for children. It is a dessert that is very popular among children.
"So, there are seven cups of corn kernels in total... Hey, seven cups?" The gentle waiter sister checked the menu, then bowed her head and counted the heads. Where did two fake children get mixed in?
The counterfeit child No. [-] myself: "Sister, I am still a child underage, and I also want to eat children's meals."
Fake Child No. [-] Osamu Dazai: "Me too!"
The sister of the waiter looked embarrassed: "But, corn kernels are only provided to children under the age of 12..."
Under 12?Isn't this Mr. Sen's hunting range for young girls?What's going on, Yokohama people, how can your taste be the same as that of strange young girls!You are wrong.
"...Just order as they said." Ango Sakaguchi handed over a card, "Destroy this world" all over his face, "Let them go on, maybe Dazai-kun and Anhe will force me to take their order." File age changed to 12 years old."
"It's too much, Ango," Dazai Osamu said dissatisfied, "It's three years old, right? Three years old, I'm three years old, and I'm still in kindergarten. How can Uncle Ango bully others?"
At the end, he squeezed his throat to imitate the little girl's speech, and his delicate and quiet appearance made Ango Sakaguchi choke a mouthful of lemonade in his throat, almost choking himself to death.
"Dazai-kun, it's been a while, why are you..." You're becoming more and more sloppy?
"Mr. Dazai, you missed the last sentence: 嘤嘿嘿 followed by 'Little fist hits your chest, necrosis, I hate it!' This way, it is more lethal." I watched Osamu Dazai acting with my chin, and squeezed my throat to answer him. Play the last scene.
Ango Sakaguchi: The case has been solved. It turns out that you corrupted Dazai-kun.
Tsk, how can you say it's my fault?Osamu Dazai himself is a super outstanding sand sculpture player!His superhuman dementia is tailor-made for him, and as a professional, I will fall in love with him after seeing Osamu Dazai's performance.
A small cup of corn kernels, about the size of a palm. Osamu Dazai and I scooped up our special contribution funds for children and ate them with small spoons. We were not surprised to see Mr. Ango, who was going to work, take them out of the briefcase he never left. Take out your laptop.
"Do you have to work in every corner even when you are having a dust-cleaning feast? Although there is nothing wrong with working hard, Mr. Ango, it is better for your health to take a rest once in a while." I chewed, and the corn kernels were sweet. That’s why I think it’s a terrible thing to work in the Supernatural Secret Service Division.”
Clerical work or something, if you talk too much, you will cry. If you kill yourself who used to be in Hong Kong, he would rather not die in the field. How happy the field is!Please don't tie my life to a desk.
"I learned from Director Reisi Munakata of sceter4 that Anhe's position is to be the liaison officer between the Supernatural Secret Service Division and the military and police?" Ango Sakaguchi stared at the data stream on the notebook, thoughtfully, " A new position has been created for you, worthy of being a king."
"Why does it sound like going through the back door?" I said unhappily, "Although it doesn't matter to me where I go, Mr. Munakata gave me a long time to popularize the rights and obligations of the king, and I really want to let go Dry."
Fortunately, I am affiliated with the police, fbi, and cia as an informant. If I joined as a member, as soon as the kingship incident happened, my main task would immediately fall back by an unknown percentage point. Thinking about it, my heart hurts so much that I can't breathe.
Those terrible adults, they don't understand the joy of stamp collecting and the unwillingness of obsessive-compulsive disorder, my heart is bleeding.
"Don't be self-willed." Ango Sakaguchi complained, "Do you know how surprised I was when I received the news of the replacement of the king? Thanks to you, my workload has risen to another level." He has not slept for three days , today's welcome banquet is considered a vacation.
Miserable, Mr. Ango, miserable.
But he didn't want to lie to me, I know it: Mr. Ango and the farming chief have been trying to get rid of my excellent paper processing ability, trying to drag me into the abyss of their overtime hell, and make the beautiful girl bald with them.
I have long since seen through their wolfish ambitions. A beautiful girl must have a single hair. This is my last stubbornness.
Perhaps because he saw the joy and schadenfreude in my eyes, Mr. Anwu glanced at me, "Don't be too happy, Anhe, isn't the liaison officer also a civilian position?"
You can't escape, work overtime with him! ——From Ango Sakaguchi, who started talking nonsense due to severe lack of sleep
"There should be a lot of field work on the military and police side." I bit a crab leg and said vaguely, "At least they won't lock people in a small dark room to operate 24 hours a day-don't talk, eat Why do you have to discuss work when you are talking! The crab in your mouth suddenly doesn’t taste good.”
"Speaking of work, Dazai-kun, have you and Mr. Odasaku decided where to work?" Mr. Ango turned his attention to the two vagrants.
"Me? I'm writing a part-time job now." Oda Sakunosuke peeled off a crab shell for Saku Le, and for some reason, there was a little sadness in his words, "The editor came to urge the manuscript yesterday, and I told him it was because he was moving. So before he started to write, he showed a super scary expression and was taken aback."
I nodded silently. I have met that poor editor. He is very responsible and energetic. However, he met the super Buddhist Mr. Oda Saku, who had nowhere to exert his strength like a fist hitting cotton. .
Mr. Odasaku is indeed a friend of Dazai Osamu. At first glance, they seem to have no similarities, but after my careful observation, I can tell that Mr. Odasaku is actually a big pigeon compared to Dazai Osamu's identity as a fishing master. Every day, he is probing on the edge of gurgling, and he himself, a young master of dragging manuscripts, has no inspiration when he asks.
"For work, the chief farmer introduced one before, saying that the president there is a reasonable person." Osamu Dazai played with the crabs after eating, and delicately put the crab shells together again to make a complete shape. "Go to the interview after dinner."
"Are you in such a hurry?" I raised my head from the rice, "It's the first time I see Mr. Dazai being motivated at work, and it's very surprising."
"Because the Armed Detective Agency is said to provide staff dormitories." Osamu Dazai flicked through his empty pockets, "Qianya-chan, we have no place to live."
Grass (a kind of plant) is also oh, why is it so miserable.
"Speaking of which," I put down the bowls and chopsticks and sat up straight, "I have something to say to Mr. Dazai."
"Qianya-chan looks so serious." Osamu Dazai sat up straight in cooperation, and said solemnly, "What's the matter? If you owe a huge gambling debt and can't repay it, I can steal the little man's card to support you. "
"...Sorry, let the innocent Mr. Chuya go." I lowered my head and tugged my sleeves to organize my words for a moment, then raised my head again, "The hounds hope that I can have a closed induction training for a period of time, I have to move Go to their staff dormitory, you can't live with Mr. Dazai anymore."
"What's more," I continued without waiting for Osamu Dazai to respond, "Because it is the relationship between the newly promoted king, my ability needs to undergo a systematic training, similar to the management system of a military academy, and it may only be possible during the rest time. Come out to let the wind go—the kind that rests one day a month."
"Probably, I won't meet Dazai-san for a long time."
"...Is that so." After a long silence, Osamu Dazai said softly, "Is it Qianye's own decision?"
"Well, after leaving Hong Kong and Heilongjiang, I have been busy expanding my network. It's time to stop and improve myself. I also have this opportunity." I said clearly, "The affairs in Tokyo have basically come to an end, and there is not much I need to personally experience." Because of the matter, my studies are also in a state of suspension of self-study, and I want to further practice myself."
Physical fitness, martial arts, sophistry, on-the-spot reaction... I still have a lot to learn. Life is an endless journey, and I will never be willing to stay at the original point.
The time of separation is also enough for me to think about the relationship between me and Osamu Dazai. The ambiguous status quo is certainly confusing, but if I don't think about it, I can't face my heart.
You may be the best you, but I am not the best me. If I stop now, how can I take you to see the scenery farther away?
The girl in front of him was firmer than ever before, Osamu Dazai realized that this was not a discussion but a decision: after she had thought about it, she made an unquestionable decision.
He has no reason to stop.
The fledgling, who has been with him since he stepped into the other world, will finally have the day to fly alone.
Even, Osamu Dazai thought: Qianye will soon find out that she can go farther without him.No more worrying about him, no need to worry about his whims and willful actions, the chains tied to her body are broken and shattered, and what she will usher in is a bright and free future.
——Those who try to keep her in the dark will be abandoned, because the rope tied by selfish desire is too weak to see the light.
"I'll come to find Mr. Dazai when I'm out of the air!" I looked at Osamu Dazai's eyes that seemed to be the same as usual but somehow made me palpitate, and subconsciously remedied, "Actually, it's not as serious as I said. You can sneak out over the wall and come out. Visit home from time to time, Mr. Dazai, don’t think that you can stay up late and eat takeaways without me! Absolutely forbidden, please eat healthy!"
It's hard for me to raise a nourishing cat!You can't kill yourself while I'm not here, I must ask Mr. Odasaku to keep an eye on me, and when I join the job, I will ban all three-nothing takeaways within a radius of 500 meters of the Armed Detective Agency.
"Feel like a resident student?" Oda Sakunosuke looked at me disapprovingly, "Anhe, don't just climb over the wall, listen to the teacher."
"Don't substitute so fast," I said weakly on the table, "I have made a lot of determination, turned down a lot of work for special training, don't treat me with such a terrible punishment as a fire in the backyard .”
"Hey, Mr. Dazai can understand." I tugged his sleeve slightly, and shook a small piece of fabric, "I can't leave work and study, so I'm busy. But I won't Come to check on the posts regularly, my boss and I are old friends, if Mr. Dazai drinks on an empty stomach, he will definitely send me a message to tell me."
Not only that, the flowers and plants near the Armed Detective Agency and the stray cats and dogs are my eyeliner, I seem to be absent, I am everywhere.
...how it sounds like a stoka, it must be my illusion.
"If Qianye wants to do it, then do it." He put his warm palm on top of my head and rubbed it lightly, "You have grown up."
"What, the tone of a proud guardian." I blinked, "Although my appearance is underage, my heart is super mature, and I am a powerful cool big sister!"
"The cool big sister just clamored for a children's meal." Dazai Osamu ruthlessly made up the knife.
"It sounds like an adult male is not like this." Osamu Dazai and I exchanged swords, whispering on the side:
Is Miss Qianye a thousand-year-old witch? "
Xingsuke: "Is it Tianshan Child Elder?"
I heard it, little brothers, don’t you go to the house for a day, don’t you, don’t you look down on the power of your elder sister?
"Mr. Odasaku," I said with a smile, "If you don't mind, I have a daily practice card for primary school students and supplementary teaching materials for the Olympiad class. I think children who love learning like Yuu and Xingsuke will be very happy here Please receive this gift full of my heart in the new year."
Oda Sakunosuke: "That's right, it's time for them to study hard, thank you for your peace, it's a great help."
You're welcome, this is what I should do, no brat can't be tamed with a set of test papers.If not, add another set.
Eat and drink enough to get down to business.Although the Armed Detective Agency has a staff dormitory, Mr. Oda Saku of One Belt Five obviously has to rent an additional house. Mr. Ango finished his hard-earned time to go back to the office to move bricks. Only Osamu Dazai and I were left with nothing to do Waiting for the interview time to come.
"The assessment of the Armed Detective Agency may take a while. Is Qianye going to hunt the dogs today?" Osamu Dazai and I walked side by side on the small embankment by the river. The setting sun cast a gentle yellow color, half of his figure was hidden in the sunlight .
"Well, someone will pick me up in a while." I nodded and pointed to the cake shop on the side of the road, "Let's go to that shop and sit for a while."
Osamu Dazai shrugged indifferently, and pushed open the door of the cake shop with me, and the wind chimes at the door rang crisply.
"Hello, I want a cake." I stood in front of the display cabinet and pointed out a small round cake. The embryo body was made of cream, fruit and chocolate to spell out a cat pattern, which looked very cute. Cute, "Any bonus candles? I need the '16' number and a lighter."
"Today is Qianye's birthday?" Dazai Osamu looked at me in astonishment, surprised and puzzled, "Shouldn't it be February [-]th?"
February [-]th, Valentine's Day, Osamu Dazai remembered it clearly, it was written like this in all the files, he couldn't have misread it.
"That was the date chosen by the parents when they registered. Maybe it was Valentine's Day to prove that they are very affectionate or something," I explained.
Love, what is this couple who cheated and took advantage of each other thinking?Although it is true that there are no flaws on the surface alone, it can be regarded as a very successful undercover agent.
"Actually, I was born in the early hours of January [-]st." I took the cake from the clerk's sister and was about to pay for it, but Osamu Dazai stepped forward and handed out a large bill.
"I didn't expect it at all, and I didn't have time to prepare a gift. At least let me pay for the cake." Osamu Dazai smiled helplessly, "I'm a failed guardian."
"Don't say that, Mr. Dazai is the best." I looked down at the black cat pattern on the cake, my voice was so soft that I couldn't hear it, "For me, there is no one better than you."
I sat on the soft chair with my chin resting on my back, watching Osamu Dazai insert the candle for me and light the sparks, clusters of sparks were like twinkling stars in the night sky.
"Let's make a wish." Osamu Dazai said softly, "No matter what the wish is on your birthday, it will come true."
Liar, he is definitely the last person to believe in these illusory legends.
"I don't have any wishes." I watched the candle burn myself little by little, leaving hot wax tears, "because I will get what I want by myself. Gods and Buddhas can't help me, and they can't stop me."
Osamu Dazai looked at me quietly and didn't speak.
"Will wishes not come true if spoken?" I asked him suddenly, "Do people who make wishes with their mouths shut really think that there will be gods listening to human wishes?"
"I don't know." Osamu Dazai said, "It may be that the wishes made by humans are often unrealistic fantasies. They cannot realize it by themselves, and can only hope for the gods."
"That is to say, if it is a wish that can be fulfilled by human beings, is it okay to say it?" I asked him.
"I'm not sure about others, but if it's Qianye's wish, I will try my best to fulfill it for you." Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and gently scratched the tip of my nose, "I am Qianye's fairy godmother, does Cinderella want to make a wish?" ?”
"This is Mr. Dazai's own words. Don't go back on it." I closed my eyes, put my hands together, and blew out all the candles.
"What do you want?" Osamu Dazai watched me slowly open my eyes, meeting his gaze.
"I want a new year, and Mr. Dazai can be happy every day." I hooked my little finger around Dazai's finger and shook it gently, "I was born in the early morning of January [-]st, and my birthday spans the old The dust of the year, full of hopes and dreams for the new year."
"I am a new beginning, a new expectation."
"I hope you will be happy from this moment until my birthday next year."
I will make the same wish again next year.
Year after year, may you always be safe and happy.
The author has something to say: Qianye: If God can give me two wishes, I hope that Mr. Dazai can be my model and let me pose wildly (humble and pray jg)
Shibusawa Tatsuhiko: I heard your wish.
Take out the needle and thread, if you don't wear it, you will cry.
Wind, sea, and freedom.
Yokohama, a typical port city, where oceans, trade, and intersections, ghosts and snakes from all walks of life gather here, and finally the leading organization is determined in a tragic war to dominate the order of the entire city.
"The smell of the ocean." I dragged my suitcase down from the train, breathed the long-lost air, and excitedly tugged at Osamu Dazai's clothes, "Look, Mr. Dazai, you have personally experienced every piece of water here. , Maybe you can find the bandage Mr. Dazai used to hang himself on a certain tree."
"Don't bring up this kind of thing, Qianye-chan." Osamu Dazai pressed his elbow on my head in dissatisfaction, "Speaking of which, didn't Ango say he came to pick us up?"
"Mr. Ango may have lost his way to work." I guessed irresponsibly, "Maybe he wants to buy a wig and come to see us again!"
"Wig?" Osamu Dazai covered his mouth and leaned back tactically, with a "horrified" expression on his face, "Ango, Ango, is he finally bald? What did the Supernatural Secret Service Division do to Ango!"
Are you acting now?Very good, I can't lose either.
"That's a long story." I took out the non-existent Allegro, pretended to hit it twice, cleared my throat, and took out my professionalism as a cross talk player, "Look, I'll give you Come for a while."
"Let's talk about Mr. Anwu from the Sakaguchi family. He is handsome and talented, and he is the handsome gentleman in the hearts of matchmakers with a radius of eight hundred miles. Unexpectedly, the world is unpredictable, and the family suddenly fell into ruin. His old father gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, and sold him to the Gangkou family. Dr. Hei. Dr. Hei has a bad heart, a small black room, shut it in——our good sir, he has gone bald just to write that document!"
I dripped two drops of eye drops into my eyes, blinked my eyes, and the physiological saline flowed rustlingly. Osamu Dazai, who was standing next to me, covered his face and pretended to cry with me.
Oda Sakunosuke with children on the side: Desire and stop jg
"It was not easy, Mr. Qiao Lang escaped from the fox's den. But his cruel old father, who is inhuman in middle age, and he is bald, forget it, but forced Qiao Erlang to accompany him to bald. Ango from the Sakaguchi family Miserable, miserably, Overlord used seventy-eight to ninety boxes, and once shaved off, it was all gone!"
Osamu Dazai: "So it's actually the fault of Mr. Tanada?"
Me: "That's right, because the baldness virus is contagious, they stay in the same office all year round, and over time, Mr. Ango has no hair."
Oda Sakunosuke: "Well, actually, Ango..."
"Sorry, An He, I've been here for a long time." A social animal's hand patted on my shoulder. Mr. Ango is here.
Wow, monster, definitely a monster!
"Ango, you're here!" Osamu Dazai waved happily, and suddenly reached out his claws to pluck Sakaguchi Ango's hair while he wasn't prepared.
- didn't move.
"It's not a wig..." Osamu Dazai was shocked.
"It's not a wig..." I muttered and repeated.
"You two... that's enough." Ango Sakaguchi clenched his fists, hard, hard, why did he come to pick up these two black sheep in person, hasn't he been hurt enough by these two troublemakers? !A long lesson, Ango Sakaguchi!
"I'm sorry Mr. Ango, I shouldn't use you as material for impromptu performances, I was wrong." I silently picked up the little straw hat that Sakule lent me from the ground, and filled it with coins thrown by the melon-eaters who had just gathered around to listen to the cross talk And tips, a big handful, it can be seen that the skills of our country's folk artists have not regressed at all.
Ango Sakaguchi: Unbelievable, you still use me for illegal profit?
I:?Don't talk nonsense, do you understand street art, this is a variant of the legendary street stall literature, it is the quintessence of the country!
I made a mistake, because after I returned to Yokohama from Tokyo, I lost the best geographical protection, so I didn’t dare to use Mr. Nakaya, the largest provider of my cross talk materials, to be a showman. I was afraid of being hammered into the concrete floor by him. Can't dig it out.
"It's a lot, I have enough food expenses for today and tomorrow." Dazai Osamu came over to count the money with me, and said happily, "Let's have crab porridge tonight! And tamagoyaki."
"Yes." I said with relief, "Even if I am fired, I still have a skill, so the pressure of supporting the elderly will be greatly relieved in an instant."
"Are you thinking so far..." Osamu Dazai stroked his chin, "As expected of Qianye."
"Please don't ignore me and talk about oboe at the gate of the station by yourself!" Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses tiredly. Now only the honest and reliable Oda Sakunosuke, who never makes up the knife, can comfort his young heart, "In short, welcome back When you arrive in Yokohama, I will treat you to the wind and feast, please get in the car."
The person who treats guests is always the uncle, even if it is difficult like Dazai Osamu, he will not be entangled in front of "eating". The moment he sees the king crab on the menu, he is the most obedient boy today.
In addition to the must-order king crab, because Mr. Oda Saku brought five small radish heads, the waitress sister kindly asked us if we would like to order some special sweet corn cups for children. It is a dessert that is very popular among children.
"So, there are seven cups of corn kernels in total... Hey, seven cups?" The gentle waiter sister checked the menu, then bowed her head and counted the heads. Where did two fake children get mixed in?
The counterfeit child No. [-] myself: "Sister, I am still a child underage, and I also want to eat children's meals."
Fake Child No. [-] Osamu Dazai: "Me too!"
The sister of the waiter looked embarrassed: "But, corn kernels are only provided to children under the age of 12..."
Under 12?Isn't this Mr. Sen's hunting range for young girls?What's going on, Yokohama people, how can your taste be the same as that of strange young girls!You are wrong.
"...Just order as they said." Ango Sakaguchi handed over a card, "Destroy this world" all over his face, "Let them go on, maybe Dazai-kun and Anhe will force me to take their order." File age changed to 12 years old."
"It's too much, Ango," Dazai Osamu said dissatisfied, "It's three years old, right? Three years old, I'm three years old, and I'm still in kindergarten. How can Uncle Ango bully others?"
At the end, he squeezed his throat to imitate the little girl's speech, and his delicate and quiet appearance made Ango Sakaguchi choke a mouthful of lemonade in his throat, almost choking himself to death.
"Dazai-kun, it's been a while, why are you..." You're becoming more and more sloppy?
"Mr. Dazai, you missed the last sentence: 嘤嘿嘿 followed by 'Little fist hits your chest, necrosis, I hate it!' This way, it is more lethal." I watched Osamu Dazai acting with my chin, and squeezed my throat to answer him. Play the last scene.
Ango Sakaguchi: The case has been solved. It turns out that you corrupted Dazai-kun.
Tsk, how can you say it's my fault?Osamu Dazai himself is a super outstanding sand sculpture player!His superhuman dementia is tailor-made for him, and as a professional, I will fall in love with him after seeing Osamu Dazai's performance.
A small cup of corn kernels, about the size of a palm. Osamu Dazai and I scooped up our special contribution funds for children and ate them with small spoons. We were not surprised to see Mr. Ango, who was going to work, take them out of the briefcase he never left. Take out your laptop.
"Do you have to work in every corner even when you are having a dust-cleaning feast? Although there is nothing wrong with working hard, Mr. Ango, it is better for your health to take a rest once in a while." I chewed, and the corn kernels were sweet. That’s why I think it’s a terrible thing to work in the Supernatural Secret Service Division.”
Clerical work or something, if you talk too much, you will cry. If you kill yourself who used to be in Hong Kong, he would rather not die in the field. How happy the field is!Please don't tie my life to a desk.
"I learned from Director Reisi Munakata of sceter4 that Anhe's position is to be the liaison officer between the Supernatural Secret Service Division and the military and police?" Ango Sakaguchi stared at the data stream on the notebook, thoughtfully, " A new position has been created for you, worthy of being a king."
"Why does it sound like going through the back door?" I said unhappily, "Although it doesn't matter to me where I go, Mr. Munakata gave me a long time to popularize the rights and obligations of the king, and I really want to let go Dry."
Fortunately, I am affiliated with the police, fbi, and cia as an informant. If I joined as a member, as soon as the kingship incident happened, my main task would immediately fall back by an unknown percentage point. Thinking about it, my heart hurts so much that I can't breathe.
Those terrible adults, they don't understand the joy of stamp collecting and the unwillingness of obsessive-compulsive disorder, my heart is bleeding.
"Don't be self-willed." Ango Sakaguchi complained, "Do you know how surprised I was when I received the news of the replacement of the king? Thanks to you, my workload has risen to another level." He has not slept for three days , today's welcome banquet is considered a vacation.
Miserable, Mr. Ango, miserable.
But he didn't want to lie to me, I know it: Mr. Ango and the farming chief have been trying to get rid of my excellent paper processing ability, trying to drag me into the abyss of their overtime hell, and make the beautiful girl bald with them.
I have long since seen through their wolfish ambitions. A beautiful girl must have a single hair. This is my last stubbornness.
Perhaps because he saw the joy and schadenfreude in my eyes, Mr. Anwu glanced at me, "Don't be too happy, Anhe, isn't the liaison officer also a civilian position?"
You can't escape, work overtime with him! ——From Ango Sakaguchi, who started talking nonsense due to severe lack of sleep
"There should be a lot of field work on the military and police side." I bit a crab leg and said vaguely, "At least they won't lock people in a small dark room to operate 24 hours a day-don't talk, eat Why do you have to discuss work when you are talking! The crab in your mouth suddenly doesn’t taste good.”
"Speaking of work, Dazai-kun, have you and Mr. Odasaku decided where to work?" Mr. Ango turned his attention to the two vagrants.
"Me? I'm writing a part-time job now." Oda Sakunosuke peeled off a crab shell for Saku Le, and for some reason, there was a little sadness in his words, "The editor came to urge the manuscript yesterday, and I told him it was because he was moving. So before he started to write, he showed a super scary expression and was taken aback."
I nodded silently. I have met that poor editor. He is very responsible and energetic. However, he met the super Buddhist Mr. Oda Saku, who had nowhere to exert his strength like a fist hitting cotton. .
Mr. Odasaku is indeed a friend of Dazai Osamu. At first glance, they seem to have no similarities, but after my careful observation, I can tell that Mr. Odasaku is actually a big pigeon compared to Dazai Osamu's identity as a fishing master. Every day, he is probing on the edge of gurgling, and he himself, a young master of dragging manuscripts, has no inspiration when he asks.
"For work, the chief farmer introduced one before, saying that the president there is a reasonable person." Osamu Dazai played with the crabs after eating, and delicately put the crab shells together again to make a complete shape. "Go to the interview after dinner."
"Are you in such a hurry?" I raised my head from the rice, "It's the first time I see Mr. Dazai being motivated at work, and it's very surprising."
"Because the Armed Detective Agency is said to provide staff dormitories." Osamu Dazai flicked through his empty pockets, "Qianya-chan, we have no place to live."
Grass (a kind of plant) is also oh, why is it so miserable.
"Speaking of which," I put down the bowls and chopsticks and sat up straight, "I have something to say to Mr. Dazai."
"Qianya-chan looks so serious." Osamu Dazai sat up straight in cooperation, and said solemnly, "What's the matter? If you owe a huge gambling debt and can't repay it, I can steal the little man's card to support you. "
"...Sorry, let the innocent Mr. Chuya go." I lowered my head and tugged my sleeves to organize my words for a moment, then raised my head again, "The hounds hope that I can have a closed induction training for a period of time, I have to move Go to their staff dormitory, you can't live with Mr. Dazai anymore."
"What's more," I continued without waiting for Osamu Dazai to respond, "Because it is the relationship between the newly promoted king, my ability needs to undergo a systematic training, similar to the management system of a military academy, and it may only be possible during the rest time. Come out to let the wind go—the kind that rests one day a month."
"Probably, I won't meet Dazai-san for a long time."
"...Is that so." After a long silence, Osamu Dazai said softly, "Is it Qianye's own decision?"
"Well, after leaving Hong Kong and Heilongjiang, I have been busy expanding my network. It's time to stop and improve myself. I also have this opportunity." I said clearly, "The affairs in Tokyo have basically come to an end, and there is not much I need to personally experience." Because of the matter, my studies are also in a state of suspension of self-study, and I want to further practice myself."
Physical fitness, martial arts, sophistry, on-the-spot reaction... I still have a lot to learn. Life is an endless journey, and I will never be willing to stay at the original point.
The time of separation is also enough for me to think about the relationship between me and Osamu Dazai. The ambiguous status quo is certainly confusing, but if I don't think about it, I can't face my heart.
You may be the best you, but I am not the best me. If I stop now, how can I take you to see the scenery farther away?
The girl in front of him was firmer than ever before, Osamu Dazai realized that this was not a discussion but a decision: after she had thought about it, she made an unquestionable decision.
He has no reason to stop.
The fledgling, who has been with him since he stepped into the other world, will finally have the day to fly alone.
Even, Osamu Dazai thought: Qianye will soon find out that she can go farther without him.No more worrying about him, no need to worry about his whims and willful actions, the chains tied to her body are broken and shattered, and what she will usher in is a bright and free future.
——Those who try to keep her in the dark will be abandoned, because the rope tied by selfish desire is too weak to see the light.
"I'll come to find Mr. Dazai when I'm out of the air!" I looked at Osamu Dazai's eyes that seemed to be the same as usual but somehow made me palpitate, and subconsciously remedied, "Actually, it's not as serious as I said. You can sneak out over the wall and come out. Visit home from time to time, Mr. Dazai, don’t think that you can stay up late and eat takeaways without me! Absolutely forbidden, please eat healthy!"
It's hard for me to raise a nourishing cat!You can't kill yourself while I'm not here, I must ask Mr. Odasaku to keep an eye on me, and when I join the job, I will ban all three-nothing takeaways within a radius of 500 meters of the Armed Detective Agency.
"Feel like a resident student?" Oda Sakunosuke looked at me disapprovingly, "Anhe, don't just climb over the wall, listen to the teacher."
"Don't substitute so fast," I said weakly on the table, "I have made a lot of determination, turned down a lot of work for special training, don't treat me with such a terrible punishment as a fire in the backyard .”
"Hey, Mr. Dazai can understand." I tugged his sleeve slightly, and shook a small piece of fabric, "I can't leave work and study, so I'm busy. But I won't Come to check on the posts regularly, my boss and I are old friends, if Mr. Dazai drinks on an empty stomach, he will definitely send me a message to tell me."
Not only that, the flowers and plants near the Armed Detective Agency and the stray cats and dogs are my eyeliner, I seem to be absent, I am everywhere.
...how it sounds like a stoka, it must be my illusion.
"If Qianye wants to do it, then do it." He put his warm palm on top of my head and rubbed it lightly, "You have grown up."
"What, the tone of a proud guardian." I blinked, "Although my appearance is underage, my heart is super mature, and I am a powerful cool big sister!"
"The cool big sister just clamored for a children's meal." Dazai Osamu ruthlessly made up the knife.
"It sounds like an adult male is not like this." Osamu Dazai and I exchanged swords, whispering on the side:
Is Miss Qianye a thousand-year-old witch? "
Xingsuke: "Is it Tianshan Child Elder?"
I heard it, little brothers, don’t you go to the house for a day, don’t you, don’t you look down on the power of your elder sister?
"Mr. Odasaku," I said with a smile, "If you don't mind, I have a daily practice card for primary school students and supplementary teaching materials for the Olympiad class. I think children who love learning like Yuu and Xingsuke will be very happy here Please receive this gift full of my heart in the new year."
Oda Sakunosuke: "That's right, it's time for them to study hard, thank you for your peace, it's a great help."
You're welcome, this is what I should do, no brat can't be tamed with a set of test papers.If not, add another set.
Eat and drink enough to get down to business.Although the Armed Detective Agency has a staff dormitory, Mr. Oda Saku of One Belt Five obviously has to rent an additional house. Mr. Ango finished his hard-earned time to go back to the office to move bricks. Only Osamu Dazai and I were left with nothing to do Waiting for the interview time to come.
"The assessment of the Armed Detective Agency may take a while. Is Qianye going to hunt the dogs today?" Osamu Dazai and I walked side by side on the small embankment by the river. The setting sun cast a gentle yellow color, half of his figure was hidden in the sunlight .
"Well, someone will pick me up in a while." I nodded and pointed to the cake shop on the side of the road, "Let's go to that shop and sit for a while."
Osamu Dazai shrugged indifferently, and pushed open the door of the cake shop with me, and the wind chimes at the door rang crisply.
"Hello, I want a cake." I stood in front of the display cabinet and pointed out a small round cake. The embryo body was made of cream, fruit and chocolate to spell out a cat pattern, which looked very cute. Cute, "Any bonus candles? I need the '16' number and a lighter."
"Today is Qianye's birthday?" Dazai Osamu looked at me in astonishment, surprised and puzzled, "Shouldn't it be February [-]th?"
February [-]th, Valentine's Day, Osamu Dazai remembered it clearly, it was written like this in all the files, he couldn't have misread it.
"That was the date chosen by the parents when they registered. Maybe it was Valentine's Day to prove that they are very affectionate or something," I explained.
Love, what is this couple who cheated and took advantage of each other thinking?Although it is true that there are no flaws on the surface alone, it can be regarded as a very successful undercover agent.
"Actually, I was born in the early hours of January [-]st." I took the cake from the clerk's sister and was about to pay for it, but Osamu Dazai stepped forward and handed out a large bill.
"I didn't expect it at all, and I didn't have time to prepare a gift. At least let me pay for the cake." Osamu Dazai smiled helplessly, "I'm a failed guardian."
"Don't say that, Mr. Dazai is the best." I looked down at the black cat pattern on the cake, my voice was so soft that I couldn't hear it, "For me, there is no one better than you."
I sat on the soft chair with my chin resting on my back, watching Osamu Dazai insert the candle for me and light the sparks, clusters of sparks were like twinkling stars in the night sky.
"Let's make a wish." Osamu Dazai said softly, "No matter what the wish is on your birthday, it will come true."
Liar, he is definitely the last person to believe in these illusory legends.
"I don't have any wishes." I watched the candle burn myself little by little, leaving hot wax tears, "because I will get what I want by myself. Gods and Buddhas can't help me, and they can't stop me."
Osamu Dazai looked at me quietly and didn't speak.
"Will wishes not come true if spoken?" I asked him suddenly, "Do people who make wishes with their mouths shut really think that there will be gods listening to human wishes?"
"I don't know." Osamu Dazai said, "It may be that the wishes made by humans are often unrealistic fantasies. They cannot realize it by themselves, and can only hope for the gods."
"That is to say, if it is a wish that can be fulfilled by human beings, is it okay to say it?" I asked him.
"I'm not sure about others, but if it's Qianye's wish, I will try my best to fulfill it for you." Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and gently scratched the tip of my nose, "I am Qianye's fairy godmother, does Cinderella want to make a wish?" ?”
"This is Mr. Dazai's own words. Don't go back on it." I closed my eyes, put my hands together, and blew out all the candles.
"What do you want?" Osamu Dazai watched me slowly open my eyes, meeting his gaze.
"I want a new year, and Mr. Dazai can be happy every day." I hooked my little finger around Dazai's finger and shook it gently, "I was born in the early morning of January [-]st, and my birthday spans the old The dust of the year, full of hopes and dreams for the new year."
"I am a new beginning, a new expectation."
"I hope you will be happy from this moment until my birthday next year."
I will make the same wish again next year.
Year after year, may you always be safe and happy.
The author has something to say: Qianye: If God can give me two wishes, I hope that Mr. Dazai can be my model and let me pose wildly (humble and pray jg)
Shibusawa Tatsuhiko: I heard your wish.
Take out the needle and thread, if you don't wear it, you will cry.
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