In order to survive, I do many jobs

Sirens blared, public officials in white gloves came in and out, guests in bathrobes whispered, and the person in charge of the resort bowed and apologized while wiping the cold sweat from his forehead.

After this battle, the resort's turnover can hardly be saved, unless they find another way to start the haunted house entertainment project, and there is the possibility of bringing the dead back to life.

This is not the fault of Kudo and I. The black organization will choose to commit crimes here, and the person in charge of the resort cannot escape.He is either Xiao Luoluo who organizes odd jobs, or Xiao Luoluo's relatives and friends.

But what does it have to do with me, what did I do wrong to be tortured like this just wanting to take a vacation?

"Thank you, brother Kudo." Police officer Megure, who was on standby for [-] hours, patted Shinichi Kudo on the shoulder vigorously, and gave him a look of approval, "I didn't forget to solve the case when I was on vacation, it's you!"

"Hehe." Kudo Shin glanced at me with a non-smiling smile, the dark circles under his eyes were exactly the same as mine, and he looked depressed and depressed.

I yawned covertly and returned him a kind smile that hurt each other.

Let's go to Liao all night, if you want to be bald, everyone will be bald together, God will forgive who.

Shuichi Akai and Keir mixed in among the guests, playing the image of innocent passers-by superbly. After clearing up their grievances, Scotland joined the police colleagues who came to meet them and left. The rest of the finishing work is the internal work of the police. I don’t need to talk to them any more. Enter.

The three brothers are all paddling, and I am the only one who works hard alone with the salary of an extra. If they hadn't helped me with the main task before, I would never let the ready-made labor force edge OB.

I was pulled by Kudo Shinichi, who got up and exploded, to be a detective assistant. I followed him and ran without saying anything, and I had to reveal trivial clues to the famous detective who worked hard overtime.If it weren't for my outstanding acting skills, I'm afraid Kudo boy's world view will be broken again.

Do you know how much effort I have made to maintain his three views?He also repays his favor, and won't even let me sleep, scumbag.

Counting tonight, I have been up all night for two consecutive days, and I have brainstormed more than once on the way. I feel that my brain cells are screaming to protest the inhumanity of the master.

"Woo, I'm so sleepy in May." I hugged my fragrant and soft beautiful sister, and my soul was ashamed, "I'm going to die, I'm going to die, why don't you let me sleep..."

I really want to go on strike, why doesn't the director give me double salary?I'm going to make a fuss.

"You can sleep now. Mr. Police Officer just came to inform: we can't go home directly, we have to wait for the guardian to pick me up." Momoi Wuyue patted my back lightly as if coaxing a child, "Let's sleep for a while while waiting." .”

I put my head on Momoi Wuyue's shoulder, and said in a low and bitter voice, "That's why I can't sleep—— Wuyue, do you know the consequences of my guardian finding out that I had another accident? Obviously, I just came out to play , Am I Mercury retrograde recently?"

"Is Qianyejiang's guardian very fierce?" Momoi Wuyue imagined for a moment, and the image of a fierce and strong man wearing black sunglasses and a thick gold chain appeared in his mind. The strong man took off his shirt, and the thick chest hair was green on the left and white on the right. ,aggressive.She recalled the topic of love at the hot spring women's meeting yesterday, Qianyechan said that the person she likes is her guardian...

Hey, is Qianye sauce so strong?It really is true love.

Momoi Wuyue remembered that Kise Ryota said that she had met Senya-chan's guardian at the manga exhibition, and Tetsu-kun and Akashi-kun were there at the time. Would she like to ask for proof?

"It's fierce...well, Schrödinger's fierce." I thought about it, although the current Dazai Osamu is cute and cute, but the image of the former Dazai cadre is still fresh in my mind.

It's okay not to be angry, but the end of the world is nothing more than this when the face suddenly changes.

"Has he ever hit you?" Momoi Wuyue shrank her neck and asked nervously, ready to raise her hand to call the police at any time.

"Huh? That's not true, but it's common for my colleagues to be beaten." I supported my head and said, "The main reason is that I am very obedient and obedient, not as stubborn as that defeated dog."

But since I left the port mafia and came to Tokyo, my nature has exploded, and the anti-bones hidden under the skin can't be concealed. I have done a lot of things, most of which have nothing to do with the adjective "obedient and well-behaved". .

Thinking of this, I suddenly became timid, especially when I was educated to underestimate the enemy some time ago, the power of that bowl of vigorous stewed pig blood is engraved in my DNA, and I will never forget it.

I am a dog if I eat the food made by Osamu Dazai again. No matter how pitiful he is, I will never give in. This is irresponsible for my own life!

"What should I do, May," I murmured, "I've used all kinds of tricks on him once, and there are other tricks I haven't tried, let me think about it..."

Momoi Mayzuki: The way to flirt with girls?Did I hear you wrong? What did you say?

Me: It is the basic cultivation of Neptune. The sacred title of the God of Raiders who kills men and women is not just talking.Coax cats, I'm a professional.

"Although I don't know the complicated situation at Qianyechan's house, what happened today has nothing to do with you, right? Parents will be very worried about whether the child has an accident. I made a video call with my parents and they are still very anxious." Momoi Wu Yue suggested, "Won't Qianye sauce make a phone call with the guardian?"

"No need." I hung my head drowsily, "That's all."

Even such a small matter can't be solved well, which violates my status as the deputy of Dazai's cadre.

In the past, Dazai Osamu would have to come to pick me up if I got myself into the murder scene, and the follow-up would probably be five punches and two guns waiting for me.

After much deliberation, I couldn't find a reliable countermeasure. The boat went straight to the bridge, and I was so sleepy that I couldn't think.

Although there are many acquaintances around, there are no people I can trust with all my heart. The tense strings in my mind do not allow me to enter the dark and sweet dreamland.

Momoi Mayzuki snorted, and the girl's hair beside him was soft and easy to touch.

The eyelashes on the white face of the girl whose head was touched trembled slightly, and the streamer's black eyes glanced at her, then closed again, breathing evenly and lightly.

"It doesn't look like she's asleep..." Momoi Wuyue withdrew her hand, stopped teasing her, and lowered her head to play with her mobile phone to pass the time waiting for her parents to arrive.

I don't know how long it took, the approaching voices made Momoi May subconsciously raise her head, and the first group of parents who arrived came to pick up their unlucky children, among which the luxury cars of the Atobe family and the Akashi family were the most conspicuous.

She took a quick glance, probably because her home was far away, the parents who drove over hadn't arrived yet.

Just as she was about to lower her head, a pleasant and gentle male voice rang softly in Momoi Wuyue's ear, "Hello? I'm here to pick up Qianye home, please take care of her."

Momoi Wuyue raised her head following the sound, and the morning sunlight was blocked by a tall figure.

The first thing that catches the eye is the long legs wrapped in suit pants, standing there leisurely, with smooth and straight lines drawn with a few strokes.

Further up is the thin waist, the tall and thin figure is wrapped in a long windbreaker, the neck is wrapped with a white bandage, the corners of the lips are raised, and a pair of iris-colored eyes are gentle and charming.

I just don't know why, those gentle eyes make people feel cold. He looks at you without any warmth in his eyes.Ambiguous words were uttered from those thin lips, and every grain of air around him was filled with careless blur.

"Mr. Dazai?" Without waiting for Momoi Itsuki to make a suitable response, the girl who buried her face in her shoulder to avoid the glare of the sun raised her head and called out in a daze, stretching out her arms unconsciously, with a soft voice He said awkwardly, "Hug."

"Okay, okay, hug." Momoi Wuyue sighed when she saw the young man in front of her, bent down and picked up the black-haired girl from the sofa, and rubbed her head skillfully, "Sleep, sleep, good boy child."

"That's right, I'm super obedient." One second before I fell asleep, I subconsciously agreed, put my arms around Osamu Dazai's neck, found a comfortable position in his arms, and fell into a deep sleep.

"Fufu, I'm really not ashamed, obviously the most disobedient bad boy." Dazai Osamu muttered, seeing Momoi Wuyue still looking at him, smiling with his eyes bent, and his tone familiar, "Qianye has added a lot to you. Trouble? This child is always like this, if you don’t watch the prison a little bit, he will run away by himself.”

"Ah...Although, um, that's right." Thinking of the dark history of An and Qianye talking about going to the bathroom but never seeing anyone and being involved in dangerous cases, Momoi Wuyue found it difficult to refute Osamu Dazai's words.

"Action and purpose are very strong. Once she makes up her mind, no one can make her change. She is arrogant and perfunctory. She is the worst child in the world." Osamu Dazai looked down at the sleeping face of the girl in his arms, " It took a lot of effort to tame her, but now it seems that the wildness has not restrained at all."

While complaining and critical, the gesture of hugging reveals complete possessiveness.The knuckles covering the pale skin were tightened, and the person who was pinched so painfully that he fell asleep only frowned slightly, and the exposed abdomen carried complete trust and indulgence.

People who can't sleep while leaning on the shoulders of their peers and accompanied by the police beside them, are surrounded by familiar smells, and the spikes on their bodies turn into soft fluff. The rhythm is undisturbed.

Wild cats are difficult to tame, but compared to domestic cats who are naturally pleasing to people, little monsters with sharp claws are more addictive to the feeling of opening your belly.

Momoi Wuyue rested her chin and watched her friend being taken away by her guardian. Thinking of all the hot spring talks before, all kinds of emotions finally turned into one sentence:

——"It's a pair of stupid couple."

"Dazai, what's wrong with Anhe?" Oda Sakunosuke, who was driving over, held the steering wheel with one hand and leaned on the window sill with one hand, and saw Dazai Osamu approaching with Anhe Qianye in his arms from the car window, and asked with concern.

"Fall asleep like a pig." Osamu Dazai got into the car, changed the position of the person in his arms, let her sit on his lap, and played with the girl's long hair one after another, "I just Seeing a few familiar people, Qianye sauce will really cause trouble."

The children in his family are either on the scene of causing trouble or on the way to causing trouble.

Life goes on and on and death goes on, that's what she is talking about.

"Just now the person in charge of the resort told me that Qianye has won a grand prize—a seven-day trip to Hawaii." Osamu Dazai twisted his fingers around his hair, loosening and tightening it, enjoying himself, "It's for two, it's just right. During the winter vacation, I'm going to take her abroad for a trip."

By the way, to avoid the limelight, the police almost lost a well-trained undercover agent, and almost suffered a dumb loss, so they will definitely take corresponding countermeasures to extinguish the arrogance of the winery.

And the actions of the black organization were confused by Qianye. Although she has supernatural powers to ensure that she doesn't panic, why bother to get involved in their complicated affairs, it's better to use this time to go out and have fun.

"After a year of hard work, it's time to relax." Oda Sakunosuke nodded in agreement and reminded, "You need to prepare a lot of luggage when you go abroad. It's best to start preparing as soon as possible."

"Hey——I'll just take care of the passport. Qianye will prepare the luggage and vacation arrangements." Osamu Dazai said in a lazy voice, "She's super good at taking care of people. If I intervene, I'll be rejected and get in the way, right?"

Ever since Osamu Dazai brought out that plate of dark dishes, Qianye had almost put up a sign "No Dazai and cats allowed" at the door of the kitchen. A cat is as cute as a cat desperately breathing on a human.

It's a pity that his super confident firm tofu recipe has not been tried in the kitchen at home. It is definitely not worse than that Internet celebrity tofu shop in Yokohama. Qianye has no luck.

Hearing Dazai Osamu's answer, Oda Sakunosuke fell into deep thought. He glanced at his friend who had a good time eating soft food and the girl in charge who indulged him to the point of no bottom line with the rearview mirror. For some reason, there was always a The illusion of their roles being reversed.

Who is holding the girlfriend script?

"Thank you, Odasaku." Osamu Dazai, who arrived home by car, said goodbye to his friends, and walked into the house with his pendant in his arms.

"Are you home?" I woke up with my own map radar, my hands still around Dazai Osamu's neck.

I closed my eyes and rubbed the rough bandage on Osamu Dazai's neck, the feeling of grain rubbing woke me up.I asked all about the time. At ten o'clock in the morning, counting the time when Osamu Dazai received the police message to pick me up, he definitely didn't have breakfast.

"Put me down, Mr. Dazai, I'll make you breakfast." I yawned, rubbing my eyes while struggling to get off the ground, "I told you I can't skip breakfast, it doesn't matter if you pick me up later, I'm won't run."

"Doesn't Qianye just want to run now?" Osamu Dazai intentionally twisted my meaning, and tightened his hands around my waist, "Don't let go, Qianye should go to sleep and make up for breakfast after you wake up. Bar."

"?" I couldn't help but wonder whether he was sleepy or I was sleepy. When I wake up, it's not breakfast or dinner. What are you going to have for lunch?

It's not that I don't believe in Osamu Dazai's ability to survive, it's impossible for him to starve himself to death.But do you know how much time it took me to break him back with a healthy and regular diet now?I have no confidence in his stomach.

——Sensitive and fragile like a little girl's tears, I can't afford to lose my temper with you if you are not subtle.

"I'm going to eat at Polo Cafe, is that okay? The waiters there know Qianye very well, they will supervise me to eat well, Qianye can sleep peacefully." Osamu Dazai carried me back to the room, and I was Put it on the soft bed, and the pillow sprinkled with aromatherapy makes the drowsiness that is hard to dissipate come back.

"I will really ask, Mr. Dazai, don't lie to me." I felt my eyelids fighting, and my vision gradually became blurred.

"I won't lie to you, sweet dream." The wet kiss was on the forehead and left, I turned over and fell into a deep sleep, forgetting to think about whether Japan has the etiquette of good night kisses.

The door was gently closed, and the quiet room contained a pool of sweet dreams.

At seven o'clock in the evening, with the sound of bowls and chopsticks being gently tapped on the dining table, I was full of energy after a full sleep, biting my chopsticks while eating and typing on the mobile phone memo.

"The temperature difference between Hawaii and Tokyo is huge, so you have to prepare clothes for different seasons, oh yes, pajamas and swimsuits must not be forgotten." I muttered while eating fried fish steaks, "There are so many odds and ends, I have to ask Kudo boy for a strategy, he must know a lot about Hawaii when he learned to fly in Hawaii."

"Fly a plane?" Osamu Dazai chewed with puffy cheeks, "I can too, Qianye want to learn?"

Wow, his skill points are really on the wrong side.Osamu Dazai, an omnipotent man, you never know how many skill cards he has in his pocket.

"Let's talk about it after I save enough money to buy a private jet." I didn't look up, "But at that time, I should be able to hire a 24-hour online pilot."

Having said that, my mackerel cult doesn't even have a younger brother who flies a plane, does it?It is said that morality, intelligence, physical education, art and labor are all-round development. Now that the pressure of social competition is so great, the mafia who can't fly a plane is not a good and evil slave.

The matter of the passport is handed over to Osamu Dazai, who has great powers.Thanks to Bishuiliu's manipulation of information, Yuzhu Tower doesn't know that I am the current colorless king, otherwise the procedures for the king to go abroad will become super troublesome, and it makes people bald to think about it.

I am a girl like the wind. After Osamu Dazai proposed to redeem the rewards for the game victory of the resort to go out for a trip, I packed my luggage within two days, contacted the flight recommended by the resort, and used the Internet to ask for leave from all my friends who might have something to do with me. And agreed to a series of purchasing requests.

Except for the end-of-term duel with Mr. Atobe, everything is ready and only the passport is owed.

Osamu Dazai, who was placed on PLAY, lay peacefully on the sofa and applauded me. Although I haven't become a rich woman yet, my goal of raising Zai seems to be in progress.

As expected of me, the efficiency is amazing!

"Goodbye Mr. Odasaku, Sakule, be good, my sister will bring you coconuts to eat." I carried the suitcase in one hand and Osamu Dazai in the other, and bid farewell, "Xingsuke and the others also have a share, wait for my triumphant return! "

"Is coconut a specialty in Hawaii?" Oda Sakunosuke scratched his chin in confusion, "International postage will be expensive, Anhe, you don't have to spend it." Anyway, if you want to eat coconuts, turn left and turn left 1000 meters away, there is a vegetable market for sale, so you don't have to pursue it like this authentic.

"Hawaii's specialty is of course the wonderful waters that are suitable for entering the water, Gulu Gulu..." Osamu Dazai, who was carried by me as luggage, said deliriously.

Don't get me wrong, he didn't eat poisonous mushrooms, it's just that we have to catch a flight today and got up a little early, and Dazai Osamu who was forcibly dragged out of the bed has not yet recovered.

In the waiting hall, I sat on a row of chairs and studied the play guide given to me by Kudo boy. Osamu Dazai huddled his tall body in aggrieved manner, and put his head in the crescent of my neck to catch up on sleep.

The fluffy hair moved back and forth, and it was very itchy. I pressed my head down to fix my dishonest hairy head.

Osamu Dazai was honest, I took out the newly bought strawberry candy from my pocket with satisfaction, and fed one into his mouth.

Light white fingertips pinched the pink transparent candy, touching the moist lips, Osamu Dazai sucked the round candy, and the sweet and greasy taste swept through the mouth.

It's so sweet, so sweet that it's cloying.

"Is Qianyejiang always coaxing people like this?" Dazai Osamu, who was full and sleepy, started his tricks, "Is it the same way to coax cute girls?"

"Huh?" I just peeled off a candy for myself, and I didn't understand what he was talking about. "Don't cute girls need to be loved from the bottom of their hearts? Only messy cats need to be coaxed."

"Excessive, you actually said it outright." Osamu Dazai wrinkled his nose in dissatisfaction, "I'm an adult male, why do I always use cats to describe it?"

"What's wrong with cats? Cats are good for everything." I continued to read my travel guide while coping with Osamu Dazai's daily convulsions, "This means that the image of Mr. Dazai in my heart is perfect-so you are satisfied ?"

"Picky eaters, willful and unreasonable making troubles, nothing but good-looking fur... The cat image in Qianye's heart, is it right?" Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand to block my view of the travel guide, "Qianye answered me honestly, what do you like about me more? ?”

"Face." I replied without hesitation.

Honest people don't lie, Dazai Osamu has as many advantages and disadvantages as his mind, but the face that fascinates thousands of girls can't find any faults, I'm super honest.

"Mr. Dazai, everyone knows that you have a beautiful face." I put down the guidebook, picked up the hairy head resting on my shoulder, looked at it carefully for two seconds, and nodded affirmatively.

"Do you only like my face?" Osamu Dazai let me play with it meekly, blinking his iris eyes up and down.

"I like the face the most, and I like the rest." I tilted my head and thought for a while, "I like the decisive and cold tone when giving orders, I like when the hands are splashed with the blood of the enemy, and I like the manly artist after eating poisonous mushrooms." I like the performance very much, and I like the frustrated look when I failed to enter the water and was picked up by me."

"As long as it's you, I like it."

"You really know how to talk." Osamu Dazai raised his head and stared at the towering dome of the waiting hall, the emotion in his eyes could not be seen clearly, "Obviously this is my field of expertise, but I have never won against Qianye once."

What field? gal game?It's not that I'm boasting, Ben Kami hasn't lost in a game yet, so he won't accept it and come to fight.

"Qianye has read the strategy guide for a long time, have you decided on today's itinerary?" Osamu Dazai changed the subject and focused his attention on the guidebook I was holding.

"Yes, coincidentally, there is a show tonight." I held up the banner advertisement in the guide and showed him, "The tour of the world-renowned illusionist Gunner von Goldberg II is held in Hawaii tonight. Want to see it?"

"If the popularity is very high, can you still get tickets now?" Osamu Dazai had no objection, and only asked a practical question.

"You can grab it." I calmly took out my mobile phone and showed him the electronic ticket voucher, "Private seats also come with light sticks."

Ordinary people can't get tickets for the special seats of the super-popular illusionist's performance, but the illusionist's immediate boss can.

Finally, I'm going to meet my number one thug in the mackerel worshiping school. I haven't seen you for a few months. Your boss has changed. I didn't expect it!

The new official has three fires, which made me think hard about how to burn them.

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An He? Open your mouth to talk about love? Top-notch coaxing cat contestant? Chef Zai’s perfect self-cultivation? Qianye: I like everything about Mr. Dazai!

Dazai? Being seduced after failing to seduce others? Top-notch monster player? Disqualified guardian? Zhi: Today is also a day of routine failure :)